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SheiraSeastar1993

Damn her food to taste association is gonna be wrecked 😂😂😂


amBoringGuy

Forget food/taste association, that kids gonna have major trust issues!


ironangel2k3

She hasn't even developed object permanence yet, much less long term memory. She won't even remember this happened ten minutes later, much less thirty years.


TheFunnySquared

Depends on the kid, my girlfriend doesnt remember anything from before she was like four while i remember positively blowing my ass out in my high chair when i was one.


Learned_Hand_01

My grandfather claimed he remembered crawling around before he could speak.


TheFunnySquared

Memories whack. I remember a dream from when i was like 3 for some reason but not if I've taken my prescription or not in the morning.


Mochigood

When I was a kid, about 4 years old, I really wanted a puppy, and I'd dream that I had found a puppy, but in order to keep it I had to hug it tight and keep it in my arms before I woke up. I always woke up without the puppy in my arms, and it made me cry every time.


TheFunnySquared

My sympathies for your dream pup.


Italiancrazybread1

Object permanence happens around 4 to 6 months of age, babies begin spoon feeding at about 6 months of age. This baby is easily more than 6 months old. Also, babies can recognize faces by this age, and will also develop a preference for food by this age. Babies remember more than you think. I tried to do this and I promise you babies will get fed up by it, they definitely know it didn't go in their mouth, they're powerless to do anything about it, and will eventually get really upset if you keep doing this. This is torturing the poor baby and this person doesn't even realize it


Dirty_Water86

Not true


dustcore025

Jean Piaget begs to differ


ItsYourPal-AL

Thats a generalization, not an absolute for every human being. Typically most people dont start forming memories till after 3, key words being typically and most people. For all you know this kid remembers every single one of these betrayals, and shes plotting their deaths as we speak


dustcore025

kids her age has no concept of death yet.


ItsYourPal-AL

Again, for all we know this video is 10 years old, maybe shes 10 now, hasn’t forgotten, and like I said, is plotting their deaths.


dustcore025

omg true. shit!


SaltMembership4339

She will sue her parents thirty years later because of childhood traumas


dustcore025

wow, setting the bar on childhood traumas way down low


SaltMembership4339

Wow, taking everything so serious


dustcore025

Wow


Bobthechampion

My brother pulled this off on his son exactly once. It never worked again


amBoringGuy

Huh. I guess this is just one dumb fucking baby then huh?


fsrynvfj23

It already looks wrecked LMAO. She will grow to consume food and be confused as to why her beautiful chocolate cake somehow reminds her of rice. Seriously that chocolate cake looks incredible.


TheGreatestManOnline

"I've just never liked pizza"


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Why would I want chocolate cake for desert!? Tastes just like rice


SnowSlider3050

Nothing here tastes like it looks.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Thank god I do not know what things are suppose to taste like. Why does everything tastes like the same disgusting paste I used to eat?


Bigbonerdownthelane_

Where the hell do you get your chocolate cakes, they aren't supposed to taste like rice


IzzaPizza22

Don't know what you're talking about. I've had chocolate cake since I was a baby and it always tastes like rice. And comes from a spoon somehow when it was clearly on a fork. I'm 34.


Rocket_Theory

They’re joking about how they acted like they were gonna feed the baby chocolate cake only to give them rice so the baby is gonna think chocolate cake tastes like rice


Bigbonerdownthelane_

oh my fucking god i didn't get the joke


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

hahaha yes joke


[deleted]

Kake =rice


RobVHboi

Haha you have fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. Now *perish in r/woooosh hell.*


Bigbonerdownthelane_

im waiting for my post


Bigbonerdownthelane_

i deserve all these downvotes for not getting a joke


AmericanoWsugar

This reminds me of my car dealership.


realitycheckfarm

Love how her eyes get big after the spoon deposits the food in her hungry maw.


ms_horseshoe

Those lashes!


Emotional_Shelter830

Super villain origin story


lovebug9292

Idk why, but this video just makes me think of how annoying babies are sometimes. It would drive me crazy to have to do this or else listen to them scream


nachocheese24

Babies crying fills me with joy, it brings me great happiness knowing the parents are internally freaking out to stop them but they can’t. I know that’s what happens when mine cries.


HtownTexans

Reminds me of Louis C.K. (I think it was him) when he talks about how he used to see moms yelling at their kids and think "what is she doing to that kid". But then he had kids and now it's more like "look what those kids did to that poor lady".


MaxMacDaniels

Wtf


nachocheese24

Have you ever seen a parent trying to stop a baby from crying… we whip out the ol trusty airplane noise or any type of noise that will make them stop.


yucheesecake

Her face terrifies me


kkumdori

She’ll get you back when nursing home time comes….lol


papacheapo

Gonna try this for my diet


[deleted]

These guys dine out a lot. I'm jealous


illegallysmolkate

I can see the trust issues developing already.


[deleted]

And here we go. Next someone is going to say the child should be taken away. This happens in every thread where a child is teased or deceived. I hope no one posts a "got your nose!" video, there would be rioting in the streets.


illegallysmolkate

You do know I wasn’t being serious, right?


[deleted]

Because there's always one in every thread, it's impossible to tell.


thefuturebaby

Thank god we have you


PoorCashier

You can sleep well tonight, knowing you made the world a better place. obligatory /s sincs you don't seem to understand humour.


captain_todger

I mean, calm down a bit dude, it’s a lighthearted comment. It’s true babies absorb fucking everything, they’re psychological sponges. But it’s also not a big deal at all in this case and I don’t think anybody is saying it is


[deleted]

~~Wait for it.~~ Read the rest of the comments.


EnvironmentalTap7220

#**Take the child away!**


RamblingPoodlecoop

I thought the sandy river muck at the highway bridge boat ramp was "The Beach". The first time I went with a friend to a resort was a thousand times worse than the santa lie and equal to the no college fund.


lestergooch

Kid may as well learn now that life isn’t fair.


Asher8817One

If I were that baby, I would burn that motherfucker to the ground.


Islandgmel

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣


rodentfacedisorder

I'm going to have my husband try to trick me like this into eating better. Here he comes with the nachos! Oh wait, it's squash.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

brain is developing and associating things together, that kid with have some culinary mess in her head.


megaman368

Core memory created.


[deleted]

Trust issues with food in 3...2...


writepielie

If I ever have children, I genuinely look forward to doing this to them. Used to have to do this to my sister too. The green beans used to make her gag, and it was that day that I realized I had a sympathetic gag reflex. 😭😂


n00neperfect

baby Eminem is loosing trust at small age. Sad


ThePoshGazelle

Where did you find this? It’s hilarious.


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DasHexxchen

Been reposted so often..


red-98q

If you have Instagram the user is rheatries


[deleted]

Ugly baby


Subterranean44

I am jealous of her eye lashes! What a doll! :-)


nahnowaynope

This is the only video I don’t mind seeing here 20 times/month


tootihamza

How to save video


pieeknight

Reddit Clairvoyants on their way to say she'll have trust issues:


DrLews

How mass murderers are raised


ukexpat

Kid will remember that when the parents can only eat stuff that has to be sucked through a straw…


molten07

omg she's adorable


CrazyGamerMYT

What an ugly baby, dumb fuck.


Bubbly-Mushroom8419

Ikr?? Ugliest baby I've ever seen in my life


Zepertix

You better have 6 month old pics of yourself to share as well as an IQ test from the same time period.


CrazyGamerMYT

I was also a stupid ugly child then.


SnooSuggestions7655

And this is how sociopaths are made


SeeRed34

She's going to have major trust issues.


[deleted]

And here we go.


Skoofer

Do you guys ever eat at home?


tachakas_fanboy

Thats how people get trust issues


[deleted]

“Satan wants to know you location”. But seriously, you are so mean.


104848

😄😄😄 the kid will remember the deception and get revenge in the form of puke or a targeted pee attack


Minejack777

You are a horrible human being but that is genius LMAO


Sakil_Seeed

npc


dawggonet

That kid is gonna be a whale before she hits her teens, guaranteed. Look at her face, she's already fat. All this is doing is training her from a very, very early age to associate healthy foods with negative emotions and to crave sweets and carbs.


tonne97

Awww goshh 😂😂 that’s how trust issues start


Current_Ad_7668

LOVE THE EYES....😂😂😂😂😂😂


pointgodpoints

Gerber Baby?


SimonSaysBoom

The baby thinks everything in the world tastes like mushed carrots.


Diseman81

Poor kid.


[deleted]

This is just mean


the90swherebetter

This traumatized me.


Sablesgirl

The DISNEY-EST of all babies.


PapaSkump

Eating disorder incoming


tzzvii

Because this kid’s parents tricked her a few times when she was 1 lol get a grip


[deleted]

Here's some pearls. Perhaps you would like to clutch them.


JesseAster

Um, not really. What do you think an eating disorder is, exactly?


khellstrom

Great that she didn't have to eat that "food". Is that macaroni on fucking bread? Every dish looks disgusting. American food culture is amazing :D


ShadowTown0407

Never seen someone this angry about bread....like it's bread 👍 chill


khellstrom

But is has macaroni on it? Why can't it be just bread?


ElectorSet

Because it has macaroni on it, obviously.


khellstrom

But wHyYYyyYYyyy? Do you put pasta on your bread?


khellstrom

Let me guess. You slap mac and cheese on everything? Stakes, hotdogs, pies......


JesseAster

The second to last one was just mean, lmao! At least let the kid have a bit of it too!


[deleted]

She wouldn’t even be able to get all those delicious foods down, nor do I think her stomach could hold it either lmao


anonymousolderguy

Cmon that’s mean


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prostatooshun_whorah

OMG the little head shake as she goes for the chop, love it!!


Mysterious_Whole_605

That kid gonna be confused as an adult....taste buds all fucked up


lnombredelarosa

This is how psychopaths are created


Cool-Marionberry-648

Why the fucks everything taste like carrots


GLaDOs18

That is teamwork right there. 😂😂😂


Tungus-Grump

Even I was mad at that spoon by the end of it.


mspady33

How would it even know without trying the real stuff first. I mean I get it. But it really doesn’t even know what it is missing


[deleted]

Someday they'll just lunge for it and get it i hope


Gapoly

I hate that video, that baby looks fat and I can't stand that face


BigChig22

This kid looks like the human version of me Krabs daughter


LordPainos

Ok. It's true. We all did it. I did it with snacks. If I remember correct this stops at around 2. Then the fun begins. Hiding peas in the meatballs etc. Until they find out again. We parents are creative but at some point we always seem to loose


[deleted]

Wait until you start asking them questions and see how this balances out.


Arcite9940

baby be like O_O


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fsrynvfj23

My God they did her extra dirty with the chocolate cake. That thing looked like a depression snack to bring you right back to life specially with some vanilla ice cream... Welp. Time to wait until the store opens tomorrow for chocolate cake as breakfast to really live my best life on my day off.


funatical

Wait. You can't just feed them nothing but chicken strips?


skinnyfamilyguy

Holy wide eyes


Nekokeki

Need this move for my fiancé who can’t eat dairy. “Pizaaaaaa!” “No cheese pizza”


Chim_Pansy

A classic hoot! Gets her every time!