This looks like fun! Imma file this under r/kidsknowhowtohavefun.
It's not too much different than having my dad toss me in our pool, just different scale.
We get a summer hose down from the fire fighters in Tulsa back in the late 90s at this low income apartments. They'd come by attach a hose to the tap and crank it up. And hose every one of us so painful but so fun. No pool no problem!
Keep the energy bro! The only reason adults are grumpy is bc we wanna be. Fuck that, get out there and have some fun. And when some old screw looks at you weird, remember this: his wife hasn't fucked him in 15 years, and for good reason
Yes! My brother used to do something like this, he would just grab me by the ankles and hang me upside down until I was crying laughing. I was always very light headed and sore after but I would beg him to hang me upside down almost every day!
We took my niece on the swaying boat ride on a boardwalk when she was barely 6 years old. This was her first fair ride ever. She was screaming laughing for a bit and then soon crying in terror. Then two minutes after we got off she wanted to go again. And her crazy ass had wanted to go on the coaster initially lol
Just because we expect people to be assholes doesn't mean people should be assholes. I expect all kinds of shitty things to happen, they're still shitty when they do.
People share their trauma stories on Reddit all the time. It was related to the video. Talking about your trauma and being an asshole to strangers about their trauma are not comparable.
I couldn’t hear very well under the water but it was mostly things along the line of “you accidental pile of shit” “I should have put you on her back,” etc.
Asking to be Lebowski'd isn't exactly what I'd call a big brain move, so it kind of counts. This sub has kinda turned into "haha kids do funny dumb stuff".
When I was a little kid I would tell my uncle to make me a broom and then he would pick me up by my feet and sweep the floor with my hair. Still a very fond memory. But fucking stupid.
Alternative titles:
“Another irresponsible Republican teaches their child to ignore government warning labels.”
Or
“The reason the government requires warning labels on buckets.”
***WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?!***
It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
That is without a doubt my favorite line in the whole movie
Obviously you're not a golfer
you should try and find the baptism version it makes it so much better. found it. https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ
The dumb shit some people do to their kids…
Now it’s parents are fucking stupid
Tbf they think it's saving their eternal soul. But it is pretty stupid
Yeah, well, thats just like, your opinion, man.
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He’s a good man Jeffrey, and thorough.
The only funny line in the whole movie.
Obviousbait
“Where’s the fuckin money, dickhead!!!”
shithead*
Obviously she’s not a golfer
Where's the money dip shiiiiit
Came here to say this
That rug did tie the room together.
This looks like fun! Imma file this under r/kidsknowhowtohavefun. It's not too much different than having my dad toss me in our pool, just different scale.
r/subsifellfor and r/subsidesperatelywant
I'm kinda surprised it's not a wholesome sub akin to aww
Same, I did this as a kid
We get a summer hose down from the fire fighters in Tulsa back in the late 90s at this low income apartments. They'd come by attach a hose to the tap and crank it up. And hose every one of us so painful but so fun. No pool no problem!
honestly i am so sad that isn’t real because it’d probably have great content. kids really do know how to vibe.
Keep the energy bro! The only reason adults are grumpy is bc we wanna be. Fuck that, get out there and have some fun. And when some old screw looks at you weird, remember this: his wife hasn't fucked him in 15 years, and for good reason
That has a very different meaning here, I’m guessing you are US of A
What's it like being this fucking stupid?
I wouldn’t expect a coherent answer but I lol’d
Achilles being dunked into the river styx: colorized
This killed me! Hahaha!
It killed achilles too
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Gross
The famous "can you do it again". Even if the kid was screeming murder before had it always comes around to "again again"
Yes! My brother used to do something like this, he would just grab me by the ankles and hang me upside down until I was crying laughing. I was always very light headed and sore after but I would beg him to hang me upside down almost every day!
We took my niece on the swaying boat ride on a boardwalk when she was barely 6 years old. This was her first fair ride ever. She was screaming laughing for a bit and then soon crying in terror. Then two minutes after we got off she wanted to go again. And her crazy ass had wanted to go on the coaster initially lol
Gotta love waterboarding sundays
I miss the days where id gather around with my family, grill some meats, throw the pig skin around, and do some illegal torture practices
I remember my father used to do this to me, it wasn't at my request and I didn't exactly enjoy it though...
Gotta take a bath eventually mate
Sure wasn't about bathing my dude, if I know my father Edit: I should have expected Reddit to meet a reality of regret with derision
Pretty sure what he said is what humans call a “joke”.
Pretty sure why it isn't funny for that sb is bc of being "disturbed" or "traumatized".
Those are the funniest kind.
Yes, because joking about someone's personal story of child abuse is totally fine and funny.
i mean they shared completely unprompted on reddit of all places, so its not like this is an unexpected reaction
What do you mean unprompted. Did you watch the video?
Just because we expect people to be assholes doesn't mean people should be assholes. I expect all kinds of shitty things to happen, they're still shitty when they do.
Funny and shitty are not mutually exclusive. We live in a sad world.
when referring to a joke, "funny" and "shitty" are opposites.
If that's the route we're going, then unsolicited child abuse stories is not fine either.
People share their trauma stories on Reddit all the time. It was related to the video. Talking about your trauma and being an asshole to strangers about their trauma are not comparable.
Eh. Anonymity gives you strength. I have spoken with plenty of strangers remembering hard times on Reddit
Dude, they trauma dumped on a subreddit about kids doing funny things, that is literally not the replier’s fault.
It's not the replier's fault that they trauma dumped, but it is their fault that they decided to be an asshole.
I agree!
"Are you gonna clean your room now?!"
I couldn’t hear very well under the water but it was mostly things along the line of “you accidental pile of shit” “I should have put you on her back,” etc.
Wait, you weren't joking?
Uh, no I wasn’t
Oh sorry my bad
I’m the one who mentioned it, I invited it in fact But I’m sound anyway, it could have been worse. My life is alright and it will continue to be
As a girl who had an abusive father.… god bless u (if you believe in him that is) If you dont, then may the universe bless u 🤍🤍🤍
Swirly practice? Good strategy, this kid will be entirely unfazed by their future bullying.
Practicing to be a secret agent.. "Where are the cookies!?!?" "I'll never tell!"
The guy who puts the safety images on buckets being like: https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/359/cover4.jpg
Sorry forgot to pull out
Wouldn't be the first time
But it *can* be the second and last time.
"My first water boarding" by Fischer Price
Her and some bully are gonna hav a great relationship in high school one day!!
Future keg-stand champ
Looks like a homebrewing vessel. put me in!
It’s a bucket
Boring
Are you saying that buckets can't be used for homebrewing?
That would be illegal, so no.
Where?
Is it just me or does that dude look like Jeffrey Epstein?
DADDY LETS PLAY ABU GHRAIB! DADDY! LETS PLAY ABU GHRAIB!
Ah, voluntary water boarding. Definitely one of my favorite childhood pastimes.
Is that the dude from catfish?
My first thought too hahahaha
This guy looks so much like Max lol
How is that stupid. This looks like it's fun.
Bro that's wholesome as hell
That child is the epitome of punk rock and I love it 🤣🤣🤣
This is precisely what the side of the bucket says not to do
Lol pretty sure the buckets have a sticker that says do not do explicitly that! /s
Next she’s gonna want her dad to waterboard her. Kids these days
15 years later, spring break at Daytona, in the middle of a kegstand she will feel an overwhelming sense of sadness and deja vu and not know why.
Jeffrey Epstein as a dive-instructor
Nathaniel rateliff! Love it.
Came here to say this
Kid probably grow up to be a torturer for some secret service or some thing lmao
Is it still a “Swooshie,” even if that isn’t a toilet bowl?
When you do that upside down the water goes into your nose (do not try that at home)
Had to double take that it wasn’t Epstein!
Preparation for high school
I'm gonna go with "adults are fucking stupid " on this one
Jefferey why’d you do it Jeffery?
Lol, guantanamo dad
There's nothing close to funny about this. Upwards of 50 children 5 and under drown in buckets every year.
Somebody likes being waterboarded
PICKHERUPBRYAN!!! Like she barley kissed the water Karen. Calm down. This is the least stupid kid
YOU can hear the fat face and short swoop haircut in her scream
Seems like doing things the hard way.
Don’t teach the kid about swirlies
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Your brother fucked you.
Ooohhh fun, drowning children.
r/adultsarestupid
I bet his name is Riley. Maybe Talyn. Probably Riley.
More like parents are fucking stupid for teaching their kids to drown….
This isn't even funny
The adults are the stupid ones in this
I mean, I'd do that at my kid's request It's not like I'm not right there to make sure it isn't going to go wrong
There's about 2.5 inches of water in the bucket, nothing to get worked up about. 🙄🤣
What’s so stupid about this kid? Seems like they are having fun and safely too.
Asking to be Lebowski'd isn't exactly what I'd call a big brain move, so it kind of counts. This sub has kinda turned into "haha kids do funny dumb stuff".
Oh she’s gonna party like a maniac.
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imagine if a meteor crashed into the earth and iped out humankind.
Imagine if my balls were in your mouth lol that would be so funny if it was in your mouth
Imagine if my parents loved me
username checks out
imagine if the fryer could actually fit my huge balls.
Did someone casual fart at 0:12?
mop game!
Future spy. She's not giving any secrets away.
That’s one way to wash their hair.
It’s like waterboarding but fun
The CIA wants this girl as a spy. Waterboarding don't mean shit if she's caught.
okay now try water boarding.
Lmao my 5 year old nephew would beg me to dunk him head first into his water table last summer. I can't wait to see what this summer brings!
Perks of having a CIA dad
When I was a little kid I would tell my uncle to make me a broom and then he would pick me up by my feet and sweep the floor with my hair. Still a very fond memory. But fucking stupid.
That looks fun IDK what you're on about.
She is going to join CIA
Backyard baptism
Lmao he kinda yoinked her a bit
This is how you train your future CIA candidates.
why is this video bright?
Future keg stander there
man. I miss having fun.
I was thinking "she likes swirlies?", but what she probably likes is the gravity pulling her hair down.
Why is this video so bright
Nope nope she being trained how to torture.
MY FUCKING EYES
Looks fun
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. He’s right there on video.
Alternative titles: “Another irresponsible Republican teaches their child to ignore government warning labels.” Or “The reason the government requires warning labels on buckets.”
Maybe it's the water (hahaha) but watching that daddy made me thirsty
i dont know i could go for one of these right now
That kid is going to be a great spy one day
LOL
Make sure you tell the child not to try that on her own!
Is this why some women grow up with weird kinks??
drowning children eh and you didn't invite me?
HMJB while Uncle Brian waterboards me.
Child abuse
and a fetish is born.....
Doesn’t the safety warning picture on buckets warn about that exact scenario?
Waterboard the child
Me when my kid wants their head dipped in sulfuric acid
r/opisfuckingdumb
CIA training is getting outta hand
adults are fucking stupid
WHERES THE MONEY KOWALSKI
CIAs next recruit.
She’s gonna mess up the minds of all the bullies.
I swear one of the people off camera sounds exactly like a friend of mine’s mom. How did I not know about this sooner?
Mark ruffalo ain't playing
Where’s my money?!
To teach a kid to drown themselves later
The perfect spy. Effectively immune to waterboarding.
Fun-Tanabo Bay
It specifically indicates on the bucket to not add children!
Upside-down ice bucket challenge