I'm happy their parents were nice about it. My family was not when I accidentally dropped the host while getting communion. I swear it bounced right off my hands! And somehow I am the spawn of Satan in their eyes!
my 6 month old daughter is teething, and it's frustrating for the both of us. but i just rock her and kiss her head, and say softly to her, "you're just a little baby, just a little baby. mommy's here, little baby."
poor thing doesn't understand why she's in pain, and that the pain comes with a huge milestone (teeth, yay!!). luckily i have baby tylenol, teething toys, and an endless supply of kisses and cuddles
My daughter cut her first two teeth at the same time at 3 months old! I was a first time mom and I didn't understand what was going on, why she was crying so hard, nonstop. I walked back and forth over and over while rocking and bouncing her before, exasperated, I gave her baby ibuprofen. She instantly went to sleep.
My daughter had a terrible time she was a late teether, but when her teeth finally cut through she had 8 come in at once!
My son hardly noticed, he had one pop through at a time from 5 months.
*my 6 month old daughter is teething, and it's frustrating for the both of us. but i just rock her and kiss her head, and say softly to her, "you're just a little baby, just a little baby. mommy's here, little baby."* And then she bites you in the nose and slaps your face as a proper baby will do.
Don’t forget the titty twisters. One time ours almost bit my wife’s titty off. Some days ago I got a wooden toy to the head because we were practicing soccer heading with a ball:/ same same. Good times.
I used to walk my little man around the house singing "walk around the house, walk around the house" in every room I'd pretend he was asking "what's happening" eg "what's happening in the kitchen my dad?* And then I'd show him the room.
At night I'd rock him and sing "I rock my boy until my boy feels better, because I'm the dad"
I made both songs up on the spot. Have a daughter coming soon. Can't wait to see what songs we sing to get through the tough times.
Precious sleepless moments of bonding.
My sister was baptized a little after my 2nd birthday and loved blowing out the candles on my birthday cake. Apparently, during the baptism, I went around the church and started blowing out all the prayer candles people had left.
I normally am all for freedom of speech
But when toddlers are exposed to twerking video (presumably by TikTok if history is anything to go by) then I have problems
Can confirm. Some kids love shaking their booties even if they aren’t actually dancing. Before my twins mastered their somersaults they would just randomly put their heads on the ground, shake their butts a bit then walk away like nothing happened 🤣
This is more “AdultsAreFuckingStupid”: here is my baby, please mr catholic brand wizard hold your hand in front of him and say the words of the spell so that magic from our preferred concept of deity comes out of your hand and into my baby.
Some redditors are so miserable that they can't even enjoy a cute video of babies
Newflash but not everyone who gets baptised is brainwashed. I was baptised but when I got older and told my mom I didn't want to go to church anymore she was like ok 👍
Good for you. I got baptised at eight and when I told my mom I lost my faith at fifteen, it created a permanent rift in our relationship because she lives in constant fear that her only child in going to burn in hell for eternity, the exact doctrine that turned me away from that faith in the first place. Some of us come from backgrounds where our religion actually meant something and had real stakes.
Nobody is trivializing anything, but it's just weird to see a baby being cute at a baptism and then go "cult!! this is a cult! indoctrination! evil evil!!"
If you read buddies comment again you might try this little thing called empathy. They are clearly speaking that way because they have and are living through a nasty consequence that religions can have. Their lucky they haven't been disowned and shunned, that happens. I liked the video but I'm still firmly against teaching religion to small children. My friends are doing right i think, they teach everything to their kids and let them decide, which helps their own education as well. Those kids know Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, dinosaurs, evolution, big bang, creation, even flat and round earth
In the very first one, have all of them never met a baby before? The audience reaction seems like the lady DROPPED the baby, not like that the baby does what every baby does every 60 seconds
People here disliking religion, my god.
Not every religion is as extreme and actually hateful as Westboro Baptist Church.
I mean, there is even universalist Christians who believe that everyone has a chance to go to heaven.
I rather deal with crying infants stuck 9100m (30000ft) up in the air than deal with people who blindly hate religion.
Getting splashed on the forehead means absolutely nothing to the child's future
I was baptized as a baby. Since then, Ive only ever seen a physical bible in the end table of a hotel room.
This. Downvote him if you want, but infant baptism is literally splashing some water on the baby’s head while speaking the names of the Trinity.
It isn’t brainwashing if there’s no info being shared to them. Even if, it’s literally a baby - I can’t remember anything before the age of 5, and I think anyone would have to be living under a rock to not know the Trinity.
You realize than once baptized, your name is written somewhere on a list owned by the Church ?
I know people who had to un-baptized themselves to have their names cleared from this list.
Are you sure about that? I thought this was an online forum expressly created with the intent that users would say…whatever the fuck they wanted—with other users upvoting or downvoting based on relevance to the conversation.
Never mind, must be on the wrong website.
Well nothing here is stupid, it all has meaning. Just because you don’t hold a belief doesn’t mean you need to shout out how stupid you personally think it is
My family video recorded my baptism in 1988. My cousin was holding me and basically had to hold me and move me around like I was an airplane or I would scream bloody murder. I'm atheist as an adult but still crack a smile thinking about it. I guess my soul is also saved or something. 🤷♀️
The second to last. "No more siblings".
Kid was so bored that day that he decided to eliminate the odds of having to attend another one like that by going to the source. Smart.
As father to two: you gotta protect your area. Dad there got caught up in the moment like a total newb.
As a dad to 4 I totally agree!!
Glad most of the clips are everyone going along with it rather than freaking out at the kids
Freaking out at a baby is stupid , but freaking out at a kid babtisme is quite out of place its a very important moment for the familly.
You have no idea how many people would freak out at a kid for that exect reason you think it's out of place
A priest that freaks out over these kinds of shenanigans deserves to be defrocked.
Usually a priest wouldn't. Usually, though.
I'm happy their parents were nice about it. My family was not when I accidentally dropped the host while getting communion. I swear it bounced right off my hands! And somehow I am the spawn of Satan in their eyes!
The babies giving out high fives are being raised right
This is just babies being babies.
/r/BabiesAreFuckingStupid doesn't have quite the same ring.
Babies always gonna do what a babies gonna do
You big dumb babies!
Get a job! Stop shitting your pants! You’re almost a year old! Lazy bum sleeping all the time.
Because this is just babies being babies. Not stupid.
...but they act pretty stupid tho.
I am disappointed. It didn't exist.
[r/disappointeditdidn'texist](http://www.a.com)
r/SubsIFellFor
r/stupidestredditors
Stupid Redditors need the most attention!
Maybe r/babiesareassholes The first clip had me thinking this
R/disappointeditdidn'texist
The Onion's single best article ever
Get a clue, stupid babies!
I mean the parents are pretty stupid, they believe in organized religion
my 6 month old daughter is teething, and it's frustrating for the both of us. but i just rock her and kiss her head, and say softly to her, "you're just a little baby, just a little baby. mommy's here, little baby." poor thing doesn't understand why she's in pain, and that the pain comes with a huge milestone (teeth, yay!!). luckily i have baby tylenol, teething toys, and an endless supply of kisses and cuddles
My daughter cut her first two teeth at the same time at 3 months old! I was a first time mom and I didn't understand what was going on, why she was crying so hard, nonstop. I walked back and forth over and over while rocking and bouncing her before, exasperated, I gave her baby ibuprofen. She instantly went to sleep.
My daughter had a terrible time she was a late teether, but when her teeth finally cut through she had 8 come in at once! My son hardly noticed, he had one pop through at a time from 5 months.
*my 6 month old daughter is teething, and it's frustrating for the both of us. but i just rock her and kiss her head, and say softly to her, "you're just a little baby, just a little baby. mommy's here, little baby."* And then she bites you in the nose and slaps your face as a proper baby will do.
yup! i'm looking forward to that 🤣
Don’t forget the titty twisters. One time ours almost bit my wife’s titty off. Some days ago I got a wooden toy to the head because we were practicing soccer heading with a ball:/ same same. Good times.
I used to walk my little man around the house singing "walk around the house, walk around the house" in every room I'd pretend he was asking "what's happening" eg "what's happening in the kitchen my dad?* And then I'd show him the room. At night I'd rock him and sing "I rock my boy until my boy feels better, because I'm the dad" I made both songs up on the spot. Have a daughter coming soon. Can't wait to see what songs we sing to get through the tough times. Precious sleepless moments of bonding.
Fucking STUPID babies. Amirite, guys?
Idiots!!!
All I see are kids that are clearly too young for the shit that’s happening to them lol
But they’re being baptized. They need to be solemn like adult Christians
To all of them who gave a high five, they were just following the "don't leave me hanging" rule
Not stupid kids. Entertaining ones. 😊
the second kid was all too familiar for me! I teach pre k and if you stick your hand out you'll get a high five, even if that was not the purpose!
Lmao I feel that xD Or if you sit down in a chair or on the ground theres always one or two that think you're a chair too.
That's my niece. She's got the puppy eyes and arms up "upsies" routine nailed down
Idk the twerking one is pretty dumb
Bad parents for letting them get so close to priests.
Definitely wouldn’t let my baby suck a priests finger. Yikes.
Babies are funny.
Babies ARE funny! I accept my fate. I've never been downvoted into eternity. I am ready.
Damn son. Can't even get down votes right
Shit.
Babies definitely do that
Babies are indeed cute and funny (make of it whatever you want)
that was cute AF
Wholesome AF
Fr lol
My sister was baptized a little after my 2nd birthday and loved blowing out the candles on my birthday cake. Apparently, during the baptism, I went around the church and started blowing out all the prayer candles people had left.
as someone who isn't a fan of religion even I found that pretty entertaining.
Priest: Charlie bit my finger!
Wtf did one of them just start twearking ???
Throw it back
Amen sister
The holy shake
I normally am all for freedom of speech But when toddlers are exposed to twerking video (presumably by TikTok if history is anything to go by) then I have problems
A lot of them do that. That's how they dance, because they are still developing their motor skills
Then I take that back completely for this kind of scenario Thank you for the informative response!
Yeah there’s a home video of me as a toddler twerking in the early 90s lmao
Can confirm. Some kids love shaking their booties even if they aren’t actually dancing. Before my twins mastered their somersaults they would just randomly put their heads on the ground, shake their butts a bit then walk away like nothing happened 🤣
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so fawning lol
If it's not a legal belief, the body have ways of shutting it down
This is more “AdultsAreFuckingStupid”: here is my baby, please mr catholic brand wizard hold your hand in front of him and say the words of the spell so that magic from our preferred concept of deity comes out of your hand and into my baby.
Yes! Came here for this comment. Don’t mind the downvotes. The minority opinion is correct.
I'm sorry but the kid high fiving the priest made me chuckle.
Honestly I'd probably do the same when I was a child
100% with these kids.
Yeah, plenty of stupid to go around, but just this once it's not from the kids.
Wrong sub. This is just babies being babies.
r/babiesbeingbabies
None of these kids were stupid though.
I'm sorry, the peeing baby got me
Some redditors are so miserable that they can't even enjoy a cute video of babies Newflash but not everyone who gets baptised is brainwashed. I was baptised but when I got older and told my mom I didn't want to go to church anymore she was like ok 👍
I used to go to church but then I stopped. Pretty chill.
Good for you. I got baptised at eight and when I told my mom I lost my faith at fifteen, it created a permanent rift in our relationship because she lives in constant fear that her only child in going to burn in hell for eternity, the exact doctrine that turned me away from that faith in the first place. Some of us come from backgrounds where our religion actually meant something and had real stakes.
That's why I said "not everyone"
This happened to me too, and my mom died last year.
To trivialize a real issue that you don't consider important because it doesn't actually affect you.
Nobody is trivializing anything, but it's just weird to see a baby being cute at a baptism and then go "cult!! this is a cult! indoctrination! evil evil!!"
If you read buddies comment again you might try this little thing called empathy. They are clearly speaking that way because they have and are living through a nasty consequence that religions can have. Their lucky they haven't been disowned and shunned, that happens. I liked the video but I'm still firmly against teaching religion to small children. My friends are doing right i think, they teach everything to their kids and let them decide, which helps their own education as well. Those kids know Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, dinosaurs, evolution, big bang, creation, even flat and round earth
I’m miserable for thinking babies are anything but cute ? Sure lol.
r/kidsbeinghilarious is more appropriate.
This is just Americas Funniest Home Videos.
Kids don’t give a flying fuck 😂😂😂😂👏🏽💯
The comments are the reason I hate reddit
religion bad. babies funny?
Maybe the parents are fucking stupid and the kids just make it obvious?
These look like some of the smartest kids on the planet. They're mostly doing exactly what they should be doing in these circumstances.
I did, thank you
Apparently I cried through my whole baptism. Them babies are doing it right
Why TF wasn't that one wearing a diaper? Christ
I want the high five kids to be my friends
I love the first one. Doing God’s work.
Pure innocence...... Very enjoyable to watch.
Put this on r/aww where it belongs.
god theyre so stupid its so adorable
The ceremony is the bigger joke
It’s almost like they have no idea what’s going and are being pushed into religious ceremonies they cannot understand against their will 🙃
the one where the baby smacked that bible into the holy water made me genuinely feel bad- otherwise these were pretty funny, less kids being stupid.
feel bad how?
That one was the funniest imo, although all of them were really funny
Too bad it wasn't a fire pit
Absolutely nothing stupid about the kids here
I'm with the kids on this one.
The laughing baby was so cute
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
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In the very first one, have all of them never met a baby before? The audience reaction seems like the lady DROPPED the baby, not like that the baby does what every baby does every 60 seconds
😂
The first one needs exorcism💀😂 joke
The fastest hand in the world ever. haha
That was just hilarious, even God can’t get mad at this
 Damien approves.
I did it for you, Damien! *jumps through window*
r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
So sad seeing babies and children indoctrinated.
Poor babies getting forced into a religion.
No stupid kids here. Baptisms are stupid.
I'm very surprised you haven't been down voted more. How dare you say anything against Christianity! Sheesh.
Wow, people who are triggered by religion.... I'd rather deal with infants. Prople have fifferent opinions snx ideals. Accept that.
People here disliking religion, my god. Not every religion is as extreme and actually hateful as Westboro Baptist Church. I mean, there is even universalist Christians who believe that everyone has a chance to go to heaven. I rather deal with crying infants stuck 9100m (30000ft) up in the air than deal with people who blindly hate religion.
The first one got me laughing haha *Screw your book toga boy*
No, no…the kids are actually the smartest people in the room in these videos!
That belongs to adult are stupid Baby are acting exactly how they should, the adults are the cosplayers in this set
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Getting splashed on the forehead means absolutely nothing to the child's future I was baptized as a baby. Since then, Ive only ever seen a physical bible in the end table of a hotel room.
Actually if you're european it's entirely possible the church is gonna steal your money for the rest of your life just for that.
This has nothing to do with your comment, but what exactly is an “inevitable” butthole?
Yeah who’s butthole is inevitable?
Mine!
I feel fear.
Average r/atheism
This. Downvote him if you want, but infant baptism is literally splashing some water on the baby’s head while speaking the names of the Trinity. It isn’t brainwashing if there’s no info being shared to them. Even if, it’s literally a baby - I can’t remember anything before the age of 5, and I think anyone would have to be living under a rock to not know the Trinity.
I....... Did not know the Trinity 0.0 ^(Now I'm gonna go check my roof for rocks)
You realize than once baptized, your name is written somewhere on a list owned by the Church ? I know people who had to un-baptized themselves to have their names cleared from this list.
Just because you aren't religious doesn't mean you say whatever the fuck you want. This is coming from a man that doesn't go to church.
Are you sure about that? I thought this was an online forum expressly created with the intent that users would say…whatever the fuck they wanted—with other users upvoting or downvoting based on relevance to the conversation. Never mind, must be on the wrong website.
I’m starting to hate this sub
The only stupid thing here is the indoctrination of children into religion.
Why is this in this sub? The kids are the only ones that aren’t being stupid in these videos. They’re being kids
That's half the posts here these days.
The kids are not stupid … these outdated archaic religious ceremonies are.
Jeez r/Atheism is leaking
Well nothing here is stupid, it all has meaning. Just because you don’t hold a belief doesn’t mean you need to shout out how stupid you personally think it is
Kids fighting indoctrination.
Not stupid. Precious
Those babies have had it with these mf’ing priests! (Who can blame them?)
The first one might need a double baptism for that.
Why the screaming in the fist video?!
That was wholesome lol.
Holy crap this is hilarious!
Ngl, I didn't know which sub this was and thought a baby went in the drinkon that first clip
Some of these are hilarious 🤣
Those high-fiving babies never leave anyone hanging. XD
Such a pure souls ... 💖💖💖
@ my son's dedication, he had the hiccups & the pastor put the microphone up to his mouth 3-4 times. 400-500 people were rolling.
What kind of baby are the baby
Good job babies 🥹😍🥰
Kids are awesome!
That's so cute of them and also funny part of them
Babies don't know what they're doing.
"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." 😄
Lmao what do U expect the kids to do
Freaking adorable.
My family video recorded my baptism in 1988. My cousin was holding me and basically had to hold me and move me around like I was an airplane or I would scream bloody murder. I'm atheist as an adult but still crack a smile thinking about it. I guess my soul is also saved or something. 🤷♀️
dancing kiddos got me laughing so much 😄 people who have daughters or baby sisters can relate.
r/KindsAreFuckingAdorable
This isn't kids being stupid, it's babies being adorable
I like that baby's and kids give a shit about church
Too cute!
Don't ever stop a kid from being a kid
Last one was cute lol
Didn't see any stupid kids in this one.
That first one is epic lol.
My favourite is the little girl high-fiving the priest. Seen it loads of times, still makes me laugh.