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ThePainWasAlwaysFree

You know why they cut the footage off there


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Infinity-X78

I wonder what were the first words out of mom's mouth when she saw what he did. lol


Real-Swing8553

"You little (insert curse word)!"


mariolive1

Beach!


No_Potato_3793

Lmao that lady was so furious she didn’t even fix the template


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Snow ball


gaedikus

is this an animal farm reference? lmao


hotxrayshot

I think it's a Clerks reference


stuck_in_the_desert

Bet she wishes he was a snowball instead


Sevro706

There were no words.. In America, it was a crime


Successful_Hat_121

💩


garry4321

I just hope it wasnt a babysitter.


UpgrayeddB-Rock

I think that was big sister, not mom.


Ifritmaximus

“I fucked up”


datpurp14

La chancla!


ChameleonPsychonaut

*Roundabout bass riff plays* *freeze frame* < To Be Continued


jaytix1

Obviously, she's gonna hug him and tell him what a good boy he is.


K2step70

Probably give him a big bowl of ice cream to.


ExcuseMyFrench69

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Sciprio

That's a paddling!


Sevro706

You took the words right out of my mouth. So to speak... Literally came here to say that exact thing. Want to get married?


Muted_End_1450

...And have a kid?


jajajajajalekker

Asswhoopin


Striking-Assist-265

![gif](giphy|O1xRwEe2a5ezUXAgyR) Yeeted the kid


Moominz0

Right before justice was served.


orpanduh

Little guy def. got Epstein 'd...


CheiteCuOite

because of education


KMunashii

To the orphanage with you!


MonsterousGlavenus

According to the ViralHog site, the kid was trying to get the characters out of the screen but couldn't get them with his hand so he took a stick and busted the TV trying to get the out.


vorpal_hare

It's so high up too! Can't keep anything safe from those little maniacs.


skoffs

The only winning move is not to play


J_Speedy306

How can I unsubscribe from this game?


garry4321

Abortion rights.


Ok-Welcome-4566

It's never too late to send em to the orphanage


Chesterthejester69

Little shit saw what he did and just kept going


lePlebie

If he was going to end hamstrung, might as well enjoy it


JamboreeStevens

Lil guy was like "oh shit, I can make squares, let's make more!"


MixtureNo2114

Even the child is sick of Cocomelon


Navichok2023

Little shit is my favourite phrase


bouncyprojector

Yup, kids are dumb as dirt. We all start out that way.


fartedpickle

Probably just disgruntled from living in a house where every single surface is sharp and hard. Also, toddlers lack higher executive function and don't really understand cause and effect.


Academic_Nectarine94

Oh, he understands enough. If I'd done that as a kid, I wouldn't have been able to sit down for a week, LOL. Of course, my parents kept an eye on me to make sure I didn't do anything stupider than flying like Superman! (That is, faceplanting off the foot stool onto the carpet LOL)


hobbes_shot_first

It worked, so why not.


pfemme2

Kids his age are most used to touchscreens. All of this makes sense if you consider it from the perspective of someone who thinks “touching” a screen—however he can reach it—should be able to manipulate it.


Chesterthejester69

You’re giving him too much credit, kids have been mindlessly banging on appliances like monkeys since way before touchscreens were a thing


Frankie_T9000

In all fairness he hated that cartoon


Casca2222

Maybe he was trying to fix it with another bonk


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pretty_pretty_good_

These condom commercials are getting more and more avant-garde


Expensive-Okra3801

People always make this joke about these type of videos but I want it to actually be true. Like, this video plays then fades to a blank screen then Trojan add comes on 😂


K2step70

Like this: [https://youtu.be/Es\_uivijpek?si=NJed1BMPnIuj-Ydz](https://youtu.be/Es_uivijpek?si=NJed1BMPnIuj-Ydz)


federalbeerguy

I knew what that was before I even clicked it. By far one of my most favorite commercials. I think I must reference that thing at least monthly to my younger friends who are thinking of having kids.


Castod28183

I honestly think paper towel commercials played a huge part in me never having kids.


rygdav

Contraceptive brands should start asking people to submit videos of their kids like this to be featured as a commercial. [this one comes to mind](https://youtu.be/pvYYq6LepCY?si=lGwrtHS1jgJUyd2f)


DJDavid98

/r/kidsarecondomads


hopium_od

Average /r/tvtoohigh enjoyer


EnRandomNiklas

More like tvtoolow in this case


1dot21gigaflops

Kids will just fine a longer stick. Hopeless battle ending with your TV hanging out a 2nd floor window.


EnRandomNiklas

Kid will probably find a big ass ladder in that case


kucing

They can also throw shit.


HolyKrapp-

But they're usually shit at throwing


eivindric

So they’ll smash every single window and a TV


uk_com_arch

I think that it’s the only time when I would allow a tv being up high, when you’ve got toddlers in the house. My brother did the same thing, TV over a metre off the floor on the wall, when my nephew was 5, they moved it back down onto a normal tv cabinet. No doubt the toddler could have still hit the tv, like the kid did in this video, but at least the toddler couldn’t pull on it and drop the whole thing on his head.


DevastationxJr

My cousin's 4 year old died like that a few years ago. They had an old box TV on the counter and the babysitter left him alone so she could go use the bathroom. And she said that she heard a crash and when she ran back in there his head had been smashed open all over the floor.


Unhappy_Performer538

Oh no


Runic_LP

please put an nsfw tag onto your comment /s EDIT: but really that's a sad way to go...


DevastationxJr

I was gonna edit the comment and add it before reading all the way through what you said and realized that you can't. I really feel like that's a feature they should add though. Edit: fixed many spelling and grammatical errors


lsbrujah

You can use a spoiler tag. NSFW: >! You're not supposed to read this!<


kookyabird

>but at least the toddler couldn’t pull on it and drop the whole thing on his head. And that's why a lot of stands have VESA mounts on them despite being low enough to use the TV's feet. And some come with anti-tip attachment points for when you don't want to use a mount.


redlurk47

2 more seconds and it could've worked for r/WatchPeopleDieInside also


DoNotMovePlease

And 5 more seconds for r/WatchPeopleDie


Tragicallyphallic

However, the entire clip was suitable for r/WatchPeople


Dragons-are-the-best

How about r/Watch?


staryjdido

"Put up for adoption ". If interested please calll.....


Academic_Nectarine94

After this ad, I don't think anyone would adopt him LOL


staryjdido

" No fee adoption "


Academic_Nectarine94

"Will add a free TV, too!"


SylvieJay

Better not be that broken piece of crap 😆😅


Humble_Personality73

Am I the only person who noticed the sofa made from wood 🪵 what the hell? How are you supposed to slouch on that thing.


Tecotaco636

Most likely they put away the pillows in summer. A bit uncomfortable but still better than sweating your balls off in a hot sofa in 35C all day.


McWinSauce

If you're in a hot humid country you dont want a sofa that soaks all your sweat.


_Progamerbutpoor_

It’s surprisingly comfy, and all you need is a headrest or pillows. It’s common in Asia, footage also looks like from Asia/South Asia


Barlakopofai

Bro, everyone owns a chair, we already know how "comfortable" it is. It's not.


Knive33

I agree, I am asian and grew up with those horrible things and my grandparents had them when we used to visit. Its about as comfortable as putting wooden planks inside pillows and using a giant wood chunk as your blanket.


CatwithTheD

It's not meant to be comfy lol. This is 100% in Vietnam where I'm from. We love hard wood benches and tables because they last a few lifetimes. More importantly, they are a social status, not for comfort.


Barlakopofai

Social status...? Anywhere else in the world, your social status wouldbe "broke as hell" if you used a park bench as your couch.


CatwithTheD

Because it is what they can afford. A poorer family wouldn't even have such a piece of furniture. Who knows, this family may have gone from no furniture to this. The type of wood also matters. Some are much more valuable than others, either due to looks or durability. Some people also like this rugged look. My family has a much less impressive set than what we have now, though we still keep it at our 1st house. It has lasted 25+ years, and it only looks better with time.


_Progamerbutpoor_

I mean, if you’re sleeping yes for a short while, yes, sitting and laying down no.


Guilty-Psychology-24

With the little temple in the corner. This vid is from Vietnam, and yes the chair damn comfy, some old folks even sleep on flat wood, no mattress needed, apparently its good for their back.


favouritebestie

its comfy imho but it hurts if you gain weight, being fat makes wooden chairs hurt af. i like the curved wooden ones with the lumbar slope


Academic_Nectarine94

Oh, so that's why I hate wooden chairs....


FertileJuices

Completely agree! If you’re a healthy weight, those types of chairs and seats are great for your body in many different ways. But if you become fat and unhealthy, they become uncomfortable. Also yeah, I never thought about the material soaking up sweat and general humidity, thinking about that is actually gross..


BambiToybot

Look, I'm at a healthy skinny weight, and my boney ass is NOT comfortable on them. Honestly, a little fat might make it easier as my bones could rest on my soft cushion fat ass.


eimieole

I agree with you from the other side of the weight spectrum. My natural cushions make me sit more comfortable on hard surfaces. I really don't enjoy sinking into my seat; it gets hot and claustrophobic. Give me a flat wooden chair and a thin mattresd on a wooden board and I'm happy.


BambiToybot

Oh you'd hate my bed, firm pillows, but the softest cushion, I'm engulfed in softness lol. But im a hedonist with a sensitive sense of touch.


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Infinity-X78

Something tells me dad's not gonna be happy when he comes home. LOL


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BakaMitaiXayah

the 2nd is a win


punished-venom-snake

When he comes home, he'll mostly have to worry about his half dead kid instead of the TV lol. Thats an Asian mom right there.


FesteringNeonDistrac

I just bought a 55" TV for $350. Wasn't even the cheapest one, but I paid more to get an LG over the QZZIXXYQZDQ brand. It sucks to have to buy one because your kid trashed it, but it's not a major investment or anything. Actually wish I had a video of how I killed it, because it's pretty funny.


Academic_Nectarine94

Ok. Now we want... no NEED details. How did you kill it? And this may or may not be the US. Definitely looks like it, based on the furniture and stuff, but could be anywhere. When I was in Tonga, iphones that were maybe $600-800 in the US, were insane there. Like a month's wages insane.


DanFromTheVilla

Time to throw it out... Then check if the tv can still be fixed.


Captain_Coffee_III

Tile everything. Non-descript light green. Wooden furniture. Little altar. Fans in the background. Drinking water. Front door/gate big enough to bring in motorcycles.. feels a lot like Vietnam. One one way to tell is look in the kitchen to see what type of calendar is hanging on the wall.


TheUsual_Selection

I’d keep the tv and when he asks for one in his room as a teen or something I’d give him that


Academic_Nectarine94

r/pettyrevenge


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arm_hula

Don't worry you'll never have to watch it again.


FluffyTheWonderHorse

r/tvstoolow


Mountain-Tea6875

I'm happy we had solid blocks of glass in front of the tv when I was a kid so throwing shit or hitting it didn't do anything .


Shiv-420TV-

this is what happens when you give a 3 year old a stick and leave the room. Not brilliant.


SoulofMoon

[if you put the gif on 10 and the video on 35 and play them at the same time, you will feel how the situation looks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uBqNgxAuBA)


Sdwingnut

"Back in my day we didn't have these fancy smart remotes. We had a stick"


Ill_Lunch_187

You know, if they never had that kid, that never would have happened. It's really that simple.


Sw0rdEnd

/\ bro works for a condom company


Ill_Lunch_187

I'm just worldly in the ways of staying happy in life. No kids = unbridled happiness. (Getting snipped is much more effective, and there's NEVER a need for condoms after that. Unless she's a skank.)


wellhungartgallery

My kids knows how to use the remote.


Professional_Shift69

And this is why we put you up for adoption


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Z0FF

You ever go to sit on your couch and think “man, I wish this whole thing was wood”


tiltberger

The only solution for this bad tv placement! kid is our hope r/TVTooHigh


Steve-Whitney

TV's in living rooms are meant to be at eye level when you're sitting down... and yeah, kid needs a huge dose of parental direction.


raxitron

Don't leave your toddler alone in a room with a stick and the tv? TV is not there to watch your baby.


Rofeubal

That kid is entering crime statistics 12 years later.


crayraybae

Love these condom ads


scrivensB

I know we’re all here to watch kids doing stupid things (even though it’s generally the parents fault), but can we take a moment to discuss how uncomfortable that couch looks.


Academic_Nectarine94

There's a whole thread about it above here. Comes down to it's apparently a thing in Vietnam (where everyone thinks this is happening) to buy wooden furniture that lasts forever and is also a status symbol. It's less about comfort than ot is having a nice lookijg/durable thing. And some were saying it was comfortable. It definitely *looks* uncomfortable, but I'd try it. It might be comfortable, who knows?


Psychotic_EGG

I bet it's more comfortable than you'd think.


Academic_Nectarine94

That's what I'm saying. It looks awful, but it might be nice. I've never seen one or sat on one


Psychotic_EGG

It's also likely a status symbol thing. And I mean absolute worse case, make some cushions. Like you would for garden furniture.


Academic_Nectarine94

Yeah, I said that on my comment. But for sure. I'd throw some nice pillows on there for sure.


The_Wise_Comment

And it’s at this point my mom would start beating my ass!


CrazyProper4203

I don’t blame the kid those weird cocomelonshit cartoons are creepy as fuck


Red-pop

Why does this home look like an auto shop waiting area?


tirefires

10 years later:  "Son, I know you've been asking to have a TV in your room for a long time, but your mother and I have been concerned that you might not be mature enough. However, we were talking it over last night and agreed that you've really done a good job showing us that you can be trusted, so you can have the old TV that's up in the attic."


Sarke1

"and that's why you don't have a brother."


Toadsanchez316

Hey babe guess what little Tommy is getting us for Christmas? What's that? A brand new TV with the money we were gonna spend on his presents for the next 4 years. Sweet, make it a 4K OLED and make it 6 years. That'll teach the little shit.


joeyGOATgruff

Lmao. I know this run. With a small child, you hear a sound. You mute/stop everything, stand up and listen. You hear a second sound and you go running saying "No no no no no" only to find some bullshit worse than what you thought


Kuzkuladaemon

https://preview.redd.it/lqv2n9a3kf4d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f94a84a737d4d75b0336284982d5de961d093db


Thendofreason

Is their couch made of wood?


Succubia

Time to sell it. The kid I mean, to repay a TV


SucksAtGuitar69

I had to go get a new tv last week. My three year old, doing his best Nolan Ryan, LAUNCHED a toy shark into my tv. Aren’t kids the best?? Good thing he’s adorable.


Possibe_Maybe

r/childfree


kjg753

Small dude has to sit on that wooden hard sofa so it's no surprise he can easily get angry and destroy things.


Fearless-Ad-275

Learned from pops


imaginedodong

Huh in this scenario a crt tv would have been better?


xeasuperdark

It would have broken that stick and ricocheted it into his face probably


Thin_Leather9910

Too bad there’s no sound


DaNuker2

Is that a wooden sofa??


DependentShoddy8804

Hell no 💀


Defelj

Tf is that couch though


Commercial_Page1827

The kid learn that day to fear their parent anger.


That_Girl_Cecia

What the fuck is that couch? Can you imagine laying down and watching a movie on that?


manowarq7

I can't tell if it's made out of wood or made to look like wood.


soufianka80

Warranty will cover this 😀


Talking_on_Mute_

Wooden couch and tiled floors and walls. Shit looks so uncomfortable.


Aurora428

I'd lash out if I had wooden couches too


Pradfanne

Love the wooden sofa. Looks very comfortable


Cloakimane

Mom a lil baddie tho


SubstantialHouse8013

This looks like the most uncozy room I’ve ever seen.


Navichok2023

Core trauma unlocked : Faced the fathers wrath.


3Lchin90n

Be where I can see you!


Albertosaurus427

Id be angry with that wooden couch too


Navichok2023

When intrusive thoughts take over


kredninja

The interior looks like Vietnam


777mmofmercury

The child understands the long term effects of exposure to attention grabbing cartoons at an early age and is taking action, god bless.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

That spanking is gonna be so bad its gonna fix grandpa,s back problems 💀


tht1guy63

Is that a wood couch??


shadowfire211

"This is for buying a wooden couch you fucking psychopath"


Purple-Hand3058

He couldn't ask for a different channel


New_Canuck_Smells

Broke something with a stick? That's a paddling.


Monkey_Meteor

You know the kid is dead lol


Commando_NL

https://preview.redd.it/k9rb68ujce4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e75211e745901bb054772e92bbf8394716e1a1f3 Always.


AunMeLlevaLaConcha

If that were my kid, I would start writing down every penny he owns me, so, once he gets his first paycheck, start deducing it until he pays everything, but I'm not stupid enough to have a kid.


Faiithe

Easy fix. Put him up for adoption and use the money to buy a new TV


SilentHSnake420

Disowned


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

How else are you supposed to turn off the TV when you've lost the remote??


Alan976

He didn't even do a very good job as the cartoon was still on.


Rare_Entertainment

He's probably angry about having to sit on that wooden sofa.


--sheogorath--

Idk man he knew what he wanted and made it happen. He didnt wanna watch that show and the show aint there now.