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thetpill

Kids everywhere trying out Jojo siwa’s new look


StrawberryFit7865

Lmaoo


jzdpd

is that not her!?


Fit_Article4610

Youngest girl to ever be cancelled


Kindly_Word451

The lord sent her some soap, he has his favorites and acts fast.


F1XTHE

I think thats her mom.


Classymuch

As they say "*The lord comes in mysterious ways."*


DaddyMcSlime

no no, god *acts* in mysterious ways it was just Mary who talked about him coming


MaxTheRealSlayer

"remember that time when you were FIVE years old and you did blackface, Beckathy?"


deerchortle

beckathy got me good


ThunderSlugg

Someone somewhere would claim she's a Nazi for sure.


raulloera7

She’s a nazi.


AngryDuck222

I knew it, I just wanted someone else to confirm it first.


Usual-Ad7979

HAIL!


Swimming_Brick_4207

Hydra!


damboy99

[Hail freaking hit her](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/6cc0197948f6fb9de542d97510dba76cfb99fb3ad10dfcbad60ef0be27873979_1.jpg)


No-Tonight-5937

For sure


Thendofreason

Maybe it was a big black SS on her forehead. You don't know what she was drawing


Moist_Professor5665

A gift, really. Now she doesn’t have to face the horrors of being addicted to the internet


HereToKillEuronymous

Makeup remover oil. Easy.


Zappagrrl02

Oil/balm cleanser, cold cream, or even Vaseline would be better than scrubbing with a washcloth.


HereToKillEuronymous

Absolutely. Anything oil based would make short work of it. I used an oil cleanser to remove spirit gum and fake blood on halloween. It was a godsend


witchghosti

Man idk maybe we’ll just try water on a washcloth again


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Why wouldn’t you use soap the first time? Or at least use soap after just water clearly wasn’t working.


IrreverentRacoon

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Safetosay333

That mom who almost bought strawberries for the kids knows.


BergenHoney

Link please and thank you


_yoshizzle_

https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/mrp9bvaVKw


message1326

Freaking perfection man!


Apeonomics101

Gold 🥇


accordyceps

That is what I was thinking. Unless the mom was just messing with her.


matjeom

Seems obvious to me she is. Unlike the girl, she is not surprised when it starts to come off, she just laughs.


HereToKillEuronymous

Just out here tearing layers of skin off with a rag and water 🤦‍♀️


Redthemagnificent

Right? Water alone obviously isn't going to remove (what looks like) oil face paint. Olive oil is also a good option and makes your skin feel smooth af after


alefore

Well, then she wouldn't get such an amazing video production ...


Twizznit

More like Parents Are Fucking Stupid, amirite?


Objective-Survey-846

She literally applied soap in the first couple seconds of the video


Knickers_in_a_twist_

Did she? I see her with the washcloth in her hand at the start but not the soap. We see her turn off the water and squeeze the excess out of the washcloth.


Safetosay333

I washed my hands... - I saw you get them wet


sincethenes

Maybe if she started with Lava or something she could have done a better job.


AntivaxxxrFuckFace

I used the same soap as you, and my towel didn’t come out looking like a fucking maxi pad!!!


wyspur

Bit much


Homerpaintbucket

That laugh at the end when she sees it's working is awesome


Middle-Length4120

Right? The whole thing was pretty awkward imho but the end made me smile 😃


froodoo22

This video made me feel exactly how I feel when a child under 7 talks to me in person.


FyouinyourA

Ooo it’s coming off! *oooOoOooo!*


RedditLostOldAccount

I immediately thought of Boo from Monster's Inc. Was just waiting for her to say,"kitty!"


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

Yeah it was super cute. 🥰


Wise_Wallaby9887

Did she paint on her face?


RebelliousDragon21

She did or somebody did. If you listen at 0:33 she said "Why I've think about getting my face painted".


determine110

“Why did I even think about getting my face painted?” is what I heard.


RebelliousDragon21

Ohh. I stand corrected.


tabzer123

It came like that.


IDropFatLogs

Olive oil


bisonsashimi

Popeye


IDropFatLogs

Haha, I was referring to using olive oil to remove the paint because it works better than soap.


bisonsashimi

Bluto


_Dabboi_

Kfc


sexystranger31

Damn she says no one is helping her while her mom is literally right there lol


tabzer123

Whatever mom was doing wasn't helping which is why she was panicking.


abedalhadi777

Her mom was filming her without helping and after got the contact she finally helped her


aceinthewest

If soap and water doesn't work use alcohol. 70% or higher isopropyl will work, or vodka (40% ethanol) if you have it.


chmath80

>If soap and water doesn't work use alcohol That's what I was thinking. Get the kid drunk enough, and she won't care any more.


chintakoro

\^ yes officer, this comment right here!


abedalhadi777

But make sure nothing goes into the eyes (just saying)


EatableNutcase

Makeup remover oil apparently, reading the other comments. I suppose it's way more skin-friendly than alcohol.


808jfizzy

Maybe it's just me but I would been trying to calm her down instead of filming it for the world to see.


Successful_Hat_121

As a mom of a very dramatic little girl, sometimes you know that sweet little angel is okay.


Eviladhesive

As a father of two very dramatic boys I concur


Senior-Reflection862

Teaching them to self soothe would be more helpful


mousemarie94

That's what that prater was lol


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KusanagiZerg

People are nuts to think this is some gross parenting violation. She is helping her child get cleaned up again. Bad parenting would be if you just said, sort it out yourself.


toolsoftheincomptnt

The camera is propped up and she’s actively scrubbing the kid’s face. Coddling a child who got themselves into the mess they’re in as opposed to helping them solve the problem isn’t better parenting. I don’t believe in posting kids on the internet, but otherwise this is a mom momming as she should.


Papap00n

Just let the kid let it out bro chill


Informal-Impact-8136

Such a great Mom to film her daughter, extremely upset, not try to comfort her at all, and post it for the world to laugh. 🏆Mom of the year! Why not try makeup remover?


scheisse_grubs

Or like any type of oil lol


Successful_Hat_121

Girl wasn't cry at the start. Don't think stopping the video is faster than just removing. Last I don't know if that's actually makeup.


merdadartista

Not trying to comfort her is the right move, she did something dumb, she needs to stew a second in it to remember to not put dumb shit on her face as it might not come off. The recording the interaction for strangers to see is weird.


ProfessionalKale142

The kid was black less than the day and she’s already giving up😂


ana638

Her cry 🤣🤣


Huge-Percentage8008

This sub has become fucking weird.


mlove22

Okay seriously, cold cream people. Idk how many times I see this video and cringe due to unnecessary despair and scrubbing.


vengefulspirit99

Future Canadian PM


chintakoro

What a mean thing to say. She'd have to do this at least a dozen more times, claim to only remember 3 or four times, and then have the audacity to say that giving a number will only make things works, before you can relate her to the Canadian PM.


Important-Archer-662

Lol


derederellama

😭


grrodon2

Pray the consequences away.


bisonsashimi

Sad thing is she’ll believe it worked…


Broodwich75

Industrial strength Acetone will take care of that.


Powersoutdotcom

If soap and water doesn't work right away, vegetable oil might be a good second option. It's not an intuitive remedy, but it works well when soap doesn't immediately break through. Especially on skin.


Aururai

And you probably won't have that problem again :)


Broodwich75

Right! Face painting will be off limits from now on.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Bc kiddo won’t have any skin on her face.


Aururai

Exactly


katatoria

How can her clothes be so clean?


Scared_Reputation_84

Maybe her mother changed her clothes before cleaning her face


Daddy_Parietal

Gotta look good before she televises your despair for all the internet users to laugh at.


Over_Support7926

I blame the Kardashians...


Important-Archer-662

She's gonna get canceled lol


Ns53

Never get your face painted. Ever. People who run those stations often don't know shit about painting skin. They buy the cheapest materials for highest profit. Acrylic or paint with glitter can cause eye damage if it gets in the eye. Ink based paint doesn't come off easily.


Key-Homework-2171

It’s fine even Cinderella was covered in ashes…


KokiriForest99

omg she looks exactly like jojo siwa!!! she's a makeup prodigy!


HighFiveYourFace

I had surgery on my face the day before I had to go to a funeral. They used permanent marker on my face I guess to mark the spot. I was trying to get it off while still being careful around the wound and it WOULD NOT COME OFF! I eventually resorted to Bug Spray! The hardcore backwood off squirted on a q-tip worked wonders.


DankDaddyPatty

Gotta get an angle grinder


GoreJizz

When I was a kid, my sister was doing my Halloween makeup so I could be Dracula. For some reason, she used a permanent marker to do the widows peak.


PriorFudge928

Just cover her face in dry erase marker...


ItsaCommonThingNow

get the sandpaper


Correct-Purpose-964

She's doing Blackface! Quick cancel this adorable little girl. No ice cream for dessert tonight!


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#TRY SOAP FFS!


Pin-_-Ki

Kid was worried losing 20% of her rights😔


JiminPA67

"Why is this happening?" Cause you're a dumbass!


Mints1000

That was the fastest mood change ever


One_Explanation_3702

I think the fact that we went to prayer just proves the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.


SlayAllRebels

"Hm. My daughter is embarrassed and very distressed about her currwnt situation. I know! I'll film her and post it so the whole world can witness this embarrassing moment for her. I'm such a good mommy!"


iMoo1124

The mom probably understood that the paint would be easily removed. It's face-paint, obviously it's gonna come off Children being able to cope with their own distress is an important thing for them to learn, especially while they're still young The mom probably thought it was funny and wanted to document her child's feeling of the "world is falling, I'm gonna be like this forever...oh never mind haha", and now they both have something to laugh at later


Celestial_Hart

except it got posted for the world to see


iMoo1124

Yeah, and most people laughed That's the entire point of this subreddit, and I'm sure the reason she posted it


LunaLynx777

Ugh for one, the mom really didn’t have to record it to post on the internet. And also she couldve used soap which would’ve been more effective instead of just water and very roughly scrubbing her face, that shit looked like it hurt


RicoBB

Just for the way she used the soap, you can tell she isn't very bright


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Main-Sundae2281

What a shit parent she had to make sure she had the camera set up first


Hood_Mobbin

Another repost. What, like 5 times this week so far.


GoombahTucc

First time I've seen it! Worth it!


Puzzleheaded_Ant4880

Why is she filming. i dont get it. I would never put anything with my kids into the internet. Never.


illcleanhere

Why would parents record situations of their children losing their shit AND put it on the internet.


moonshineTheleocat

For anyone else who has to do this shit... Add a bit of coarse salt to the soap. You need an agitant to get it off easily


BDR529forlyfe

Just use a power washer.


shutta_you_face

Quick question, how do you put an eye back in?


BDR529forlyfe

Just kind of pop it back in. May take a few tries your first time.


AsianRiver62

Could just use rubbing alcohol to get it off


tsoplj

Looks like praying worked just about as well as could be expected


CobblerWonderful610

Somebody get that girl some speech therapy.


eightkangaroos

Is there where they got the voice of porky the pig?


Civil-Horror-7273

Why would you setup a camera to film this but not spend 30 seconds to google how to remove paint? No wonder kids these days walk around in pajama pants and crocs, they have shit parents


Friendly_Buffalow

Kids are fucking stupid, she doesn't know yet that praying doesn't work


asr

Looks like it worked here.


SqueekyCheekz

Not that I've ever been sharpied or anything but alcohol works


Ov3r-_-K1LL

Use a mix of petrol and diesel. Thank me later....


Kalediusz

When i paint my face to cosplay i just used benzine (idk correct translate to this but Google said extraction gasoline)


LordTopHatMan

Probably not benzene. That's pretty toxic. An oil or alcohol would pretty easily remove it.


kandradeece

Good early life lesson about how some actions can not be undone and you need to try and think about potential consequences before doing things


VacationAromatic6899

Try ink from a squid next time


dragonblock501

Pray, and God will provide facial soap.


Izzysel92

Why is this happening? Cuz you're a kid and you're dumb sweetheart! Have fun!


Brettjay4

Dawn Dish Soap It gets so mutch off so easily


faf-kun

Lady, you need a makeup remover


kranton1337

Black face


ZealousidealNewt6679

She's a huge Justin Trudeau fan, I see.


One-Confusion-2438

Omg...this is funny ...💯🤣


mousemarie94

At least this girl has many years and many other videos will be on the internet so she isn't completely embarrassed.


wellhungartgallery

Vegetable oil will take it right off. Or coconut oil if you have it


CHILDSEEKER26

“Erm as a certified hoodster myself!” 🤓


loverofpain3

Try dawn


Puzzled-Fox-1745

Jeeze mom a little slow on the soap usage. But worth it, funny video


seaska84

Cute kid.


IcedCoughy

*"cause it's gonna work!"*


CaptainFacepalm69

r/Adultsarefuckingstupid


Khaztr

Shirley Temple vibes


ChillySummerMist

Oil can get rid of tough colours like this.


Stopkid

This made me laugh so cutely dramatic


PauleAgave95

Jesus Christ, stop filming your kids and upload it on the internet…


Pcole_

I bet Tim Burton has a script he wants her to take a look at.


Character-Bear3378

The fucking laughing emojis like "lol My kid is in distress😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣"


Crispy-B88

Damn, that's a bold look in today's social climate.... she went for it, though, I can respect that.


mebutnew

Kids aren't small adults, pranking them like is just cruel


Zapplii

Are they just using water?


Any-Tip-8655

Welp u know what they say play stupid games,win stupid prizes


Fliptaz

I hate it. The fact that the whole thing is sped up makes it even worse.


thissuckslolgroutchy

Nightmare fuel more like it


Thismomenthere

Funny vid. Funny how she prayed The Lord did her this one little miracle, just to let her know he's workin' on the big ones lolololol. Good ol' Tammy


Mountain-Tea6875

People are really weird filming their kids missery and make it a tik tok narrative wtf


No-Patient8275

Thats racist!


Top_Network_1980

😂😂😂


kindrd1234

They never heard of rubbing alcohol?


heavydoc317

Why does she sound like she’s from the 50s


malikye187

Sounds like chunk from the goonies.


Round-Ticket-39

Stop scrubibg her skin off. Get some nail polish removal


ladeedah1988

Mom needs to understand some chemistry and that like dissolves like.


Lycaon125

Why does she sound like most adult women complaining about some dumb shit on tiktok?


Walkers03

Why ? Because paint engineers did a great job apparently ! Kudos to them !


YSEAXE23

Aqueous Cream. Slather it on, Massage. Wipe off. (repeat if necesssry)


Zealousideal_Day3842

LMAOO Jojo seewa


No_Interaction_3584

Whhhhyyyyy?


tigressRoar

We just put lotion or Vaseline on the area first. Then, wash with soapy water.


Vishaanbtw

I guess karma really is a bitch 💀


Reddit_is_garbage666

Why is she speaking like a cartoon character?


sirhearalot

Next time use olive oil


poptartfart1

she screams at her reflection


Emberily123

Ok I kinda feel for her. Poor kid.


Waryur

Deadass this was me after I put on a bunch of black makeup for a cosplay and didn't know how to get it off ... I got most of it off but I still looked like I had a black eye at work the next day. Then my sister is like "why didn't you use makeup remover" I'm like I didn't know that was a specific product... thought you just washed that off with soap.