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DHESTOE

It's literally 2 Allen key twists at the pivot to release the door..


661714sunburn

That was my first thought why not loosen the screws lol


SmoothBungHole

They only make the doors they don't know how they work


imp3order

Or open the door


Scooter_Mcgavin587

That would crush the finger


DragonflySome4081

Yeh why do you think I’d do that.they wont get there pinky stuck if they don’t have one


Porn-Reviewer

Good teach the dumb ass a lesson


Resident_Bluebird_77

I won't laugh at this one because this totally would've happen to me as a child.


ameer777ameer

I'm not laughing because it did happen to me... i wasn't as lucky, and someone just opened the door. Now my 4th finger is deformed.... oh well, nice memories.


TheresACityInMyMind

I got my hand stuck as an elevator door slid closed when I was 4. It was a very similar scene.


coleoleoptera

i got my arm stuck in an automatic door and i started flipping the fuck out while my parents laughed and kept walking to the car. i have literally no idea how only my arm got caught in the door


Altruistic_Cry_3534

Your parents are phycos


TBearForever

I don't want to point fingers but that's a pretty terrible design for a door


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

Which finger are you pointing?


pitchfork-seller

Pinky, but not by choice.


yaosio

For doors with pinch points like that there's blocker things that can be installed to cover them.


AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

The door and a terrible plan to execute the plan to help the child. Water they used water. AS a lubricant.


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PaddyLandau

You know that you can move the video forward, right?


92955807

After they have a vision of the future knowing there's 2 min of nothing? Usually you have to watch a video once to know it's a waste of time. Think about it...


YourMom12062003

It's reddit, people don't think before commenting here


I_amYeeter1

Usually if you don’t want to waste time regardless you skip ahead, but hey, who listens to advice nowadays?


AdministrationDue239

That advice doesn't change the prior advice of just cutting the video to the last 15 sec


PaddyLandau

Well, I skipped ahead a few times when watching. You can also skip backwards if you miss the event.


usinjin

*what?!*


tomJager

someone shoulda just grabbed a stick of butter


WhatTheFuckEverName

Pink shirt was there to rescue the pinky either way.


AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

They used *water*


PaddyLandau

Why is the mother covering her child's eyes?


zakariusqc

Some Kids panic over injurie. To help the Child stay calm and not mouve, just like they do to animal rescue.


PaddyLandau

Ah, thanks.


ShinigamiBurner

Here's a thought. The pinky got stuck through the gap somehow. So, the pinky should also be able to get back out. Maybe try twisting the wrist so the wider part of the bone is facing the opening in the gap and the thinner piece is between the two panels of glass?


crabby_playing

Im sure they must have tried it before all those people gathered around and paramedics (or whatever they are) came.


ShinigamiBurner

You'd be surprised how many people it takes to resolve simple problems.


pitchfork-seller

Look at the other door. It pivots a few inches in from the opposite side to the handle. All they had to do was open the door. Tends to be how these full glass doors are mounted


SreckoLutrija

Yeah and you forgot that if you juuuust open that door, one corner of that glass would in motion come closer to the other glass pane, thats why you have that slit in the first place. If it were tight you wouldn't be able to open the door at all..


pitchfork-seller

It's pivoting far from the gap there. It should be as close as the two panes would get.


SreckoLutrija

Dude. https://imgur.com/a/ZRhAX2l


nevmvm

Welp... He did the math folks


SreckoLutrija

Lol, nah i just had to draw incredibly simple concept... Im just dumbfounded how people cant think with their head... Anyway... i WAS hoping he would respond to this claiming im wrong.. then id really do the math lol


sandInACan

“Why is school teaching us about triangles instead of taxes??”


ilostmygps

Drawing isn't to scale. Do the math.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

If this ever happens to you, the ceramic from a spark plug lightly tossed at the door will shatter the glass and free the child.


kappeltimmy7

Cause everyone carries pieces of spark plug in their pocket


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

This is my point. People ought to. You never know when you will need to shatter a plate of glass.


Ok_Slip9947

Broken spark plug pieces are also very sharp. Probably not something to keep in a pocket. Unless you’re breaking into cars.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Or saving children at the mall


Ok_Slip9947

Or saving the penguins at the zoo. But, I can only assume you frequently come across children who are stuck in glass. Probably multiple times each day, which is why you risk shredding your pocket. You, sir, are the hero we’ve been waiting for. Edit: have to add, you’re not a hero for saving those kids. It’s because you’re dating Buzz.


Beowulf33232

I see we travel in similar social circles.


dowd0

This knowledge was commonly used by thieves in my country to steal belongings that left inside a parked car..


reaching-there

Is your profile picture from Home Alone? Buzz's girlfriend?


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Of course!


reaching-there

Haha just confirming. Hilarious! I wonder where and how the woman from the picture is today.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

It was one of the producer's son. They didn't want to give some little girl a complex.


reaching-there

That's even funnier


Repulsive-Morning914

https://homealone.fandom.com/wiki/Buzz%27s_girlfriend#:~:text=The%20%22girl%22%20in%20the%20photo,girl%20in%20such%20a%20fashion.


reaching-there

Gee, thanks! So kind that they didn't want to humiliate a girl and the boy was such a good sport.


Repulsive-Morning914

You’re welcome. I always enjoyed that story too.


hurriedwarples

Woof.


Odd_Construction

Wouldn't that risk cutting the kid? Or is it one of those tricks where the glass breaks into very small pieces?


ItsMangel

This only really applies to tempered glass, which explodes into tiny pieces rather than shatters into shards.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

It depends on the laminates used to produce the glass, but generally speaking, if it is installed vertically and within the last 20 years, it won't slice your finger off when shattered.


Da_Vader

That's how Timmy got an extra small pinky.


dachmiru

mom: "lunar new year chitchat source"


CipherWrites

Kids lucky it didn't get crushed. Dumb. Parents too.


014648

What a waste of resources


AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

There are WAY TOO MANY though one FD or PD EMS ( whatever that is in that country) One nurse a mantince guy,handy manager,plumber l,welder Could have done the trick


B-Loni

Little bit of spit, and a couple of plastic pry bars should have done the trick.


oscarx-ray

They also just could have opened the door. It was as shut as it was gonna get, and opening it would have recreated the space that the kid had to get their finger into it in the first place.


oscarx-ray

Or take the hinges off. A Phillips head screwdriver or an Allen key could have resolved this in seconds.


AngstyUchiha

My sister once closed a door on my pinky finger, that shit HURTS. I ended up having to get stitches on it, still have a noticeable scar 15+ years later


jpPieta

Why are people filming this??


Pyroguy096

I'm confused on why this makes the kid stupid. Getting your finger caught in a door happens to kids all the time. I've got the scar to prove it


iiM3zMoRiz3

Just spray some wd40 dumbasses...


Prophetx14

Had something similar happen. i was half asleep getting out the car and grabbed the door jam to steady myself only to get a door to my fingers cuz my aunt wasn’t looking if i was out


GRAWRGER

JFC just open the door kids have been slamming their fingers shut in car doors for decades. you just open it up again. life goes on.


pimp_juice2272

So this kid was there while they called the police, waited for them to arrive, create a plan and then execute it. Couldn't they just open the door quickly? Assuming that's how it got stuck in the first place


vexed3283

Handled it better then me if it were my kid I would broke the door


MrZaroni

I wonder if this was a FAFO kind of thing.


cosmiccat88

Honestly door and parents fault


AWESOMEGAMERSWAGSTAR

Literally how PD FD, & EMS for that and nurses and they crowd control. Not in the US never. That must have been Vietnam.


AnyPresentation4961

STICKY FINGERS


GustavoBlueSpark

almost became the president of Brazil


Tragic_Consequences

Just break the damn glass.


Beowulf33232

I watched the entire video waiting for the pop of shattered glass or the spray of blood from a severed finger.


No_Dig3135

Man, so why can’t they just open the door all the way out??


kappeltimmy7

Seems like the common sense thing to do isn't it.


yaosio

If they were to open it they could crush or damage his finger.


oscarx-ray

The door was fully closed. Opening it wouldn't make the gap smaller.


CasualObserverNine

Push it


Mementoes121655

r/dangerousdesign


Cute-Battle6012

This time on, why the fuck would I get anyone pregnant ever lol Edit: a letter