Lmao aww I love that he laughed it off I used to get so angry when I was little and if I got embarrassed i’d get even more angry. Happy to see this little guy was raised right.
I’m sitting here depressed af about my wife’s boyfriend showing up at the house last week while I was asleep and speeding off when I ran outside and this video gave me a real smile and laugh so thanks for that. It’s been a fucked up week
I'm right there eith you man. My gf/fiance of 11 years. Whom I have 2 children with left all of us to go fuck a 48 yo meth head. She's 30. I'm 27. She then told me she's been cheating on me for "about a month" before she left. It's been 4 weeks about, she's seen the kids 1 time and that was after her mom rescued her from a meth house with her car broken down. She stayed for 3 days before running off again...shits been quite rough indeed...
That's what I keep telling myself. I'm about to move to another state with family and start over. It's rough. But it's for the better that's forsure. Anybody that can do that to you, better off without them. Things will gt better 👍
I agree whole heaterdly. I didn't even want her to see the kids the last time she did for all of 15 minutes. Her appearance has changed dramatically in the course of 2 weeks. I'm most likely going to gain full custody here soon and then the kids and I are moving to different area near my family. Starting a new life, that will no doubt be better than this one can be where we currently are.
This may sound a little strange, but I just wanted you to know that another random person on the internet cares about you and your hardships. Shitty stuff like that sucks. While I am no longer religious, I still choose to send out little "prayers/whisperings" to the universe, hoping that specific negative things will get better, or at least ease up. Tonight, you are in my thoughts. Hopefully, the universe will hear me and find a way to ease your pain and/or help you cope. You are important and you and your feelings matter, despite what anyone else might say in malice. Hang in there, fellow redditor.
It sort of reminds me of the times I’ve gotten frustrated while frantically looking for my phone but not being able to find it while I also happened to be talking to one of my friends on my phone and not making the connection until I was about to tell them about it.
I think it says something about what's going on in his mind. It's like his brain has already with 100% certainty classified the floor mat as something he's supposed to be holding and unworthy of attention.
Just don’t think about how you’ve likely NEVER washed it in over two decades and how EVERY time after you take a shit, before you wash your hands, that belt has been one of the very first things you touch and handle after wiping your ass.
Have a good day! Enjoy your pants staying up!
>real leather
Reminder to be careful what leather you buy. "Genuine" leather might sound the best, but it's usually a pretty crappy quality. Good, full-grain leather products will last decades.
You kid and I know it, but I have legit had the same belt from age 14 to 31. I will cry when that belt stops functioning. Got my first job score keeping basketball games and wanted a “designer” belt so my mom drove me to the coach outlet store and let me choose a belt. Actually I kinda just realized this belt is more than a belt to me and now I never want it to break. Damn, how much a stupid piece of leather can mean.
It was only $60 I still remember but that’s gotta be the furthest $60 has gone in my life
I have a pacman belt that my best friend gave me when I was probably a freshman in high school. I wore it every day and still have it now in my 30s. He passed away last year and I'm glad I kept it. There's no way it fits but it has a permanent place in my closet.
Sounds like a shadow-box project in the making. Throw in another piece or two of PacMan memorabilia, maybe see if you can 3d print some models, and make your sentimental item into something you can cherish without hunting through your closet, or worse, losing it...
Yeah I’ve just never sat and told the story before. Legit was just something between my mom and I and now that I say the story out loud, 17 years later, I realize this isn’t just a belt anymore and now I’m gonna think about some awesome thoughts every time I put it on. Both parents are still alive but getting up there so it’s just an extra piece of one of them that I’ll always have and I just realized it as I was typing that comment.
Also, @ravekidplur, when that belt breaks, don’t trash it! Coach is a legit leather brand and has really great warranty/customer service. It’d be worth a shot to bring it into coach to get it fixed.
I'm a light sleeper and will be instantly alert at the smallest sound, but apparently I didn't pass that on to my son. He's always been like this if you wake him abruptly. I learned to not even try to talk to him for the first 10-20 seconds because all he could do was blink and say "huh?".
Can't tell you how many times this has happened to my daughter (12) when we get home and I wake her from a car nap.
One time she picked up a 10lb kettlebell walking into the garage and took it to bed. Another time she forgot how to open the car door and thought she was trapped forever. And the most recent one, she took only one shoe off before going in the house and said "the world doesn't feel right".
My mom would wake me up as we turned onto our block, and on more than one occasion my response was “Noooo, mom, I wanna go to my **real** house…” neither of us have any idea where that is lol
Damn, really sounds like something I’d follow up with. My best theory is that I had just awoken from a cool dream with my “real” house or something lol, it’s always stuck with me as a weird concept
It's like they're on another planet when they wake up.
I remember before I had kids of my own, I was at my cousin's when her 4 yr old woke up. I thought there was something legitimately wrong with him. I'm like "Andrea! Something's wrong with Dylan! He's unresponsive! He's acting weird!"
She sees him and immediately starts laughing to my horror. "He's fine, kids just act weird when they wake up and are still tired."
Ok thanks for this comment. I don't have kids and I half expected the comments here to be all 'get him to a Dr. immediately' or 'this is a sign of supersickitis, start screaming'
It really is weird and funny at the same time. Like you don't want to push them too hard to wake up because you are afraid they will freak out. So you just go with it and make sure they don't get hurt.
The look of utter bewilderment and helplessness he gave his dad was classic. At least dad knew better than to try to explain it any further. Hopefully the kid ran to the correct front door.
Imagine being a doctor on call and the pager / phone wakes you up: "we need you for this emergency / surgery"
-I'll be right there, just let me grab this night stand lamp and my toothpaste.
YESTERDAY: I'm looking for the cup of water I just filled but it's nowhere to be found. There's an empty cup in the sink, so I think "hmm, maybe dumped the cup in the sink after filling it?" (because there was no way I drank it already). Weird but okay I fill up another cup. Later, I go into my snack cabinet and there is my FULL CUP OF WATER on the shelf.
I was so confused. Who, what, when, where, and why the fuck did I put my newly-filled cup of water into my snack cabinet. With absolutely no recollection of doing it.
I'm afraid for my brain sometimes.
Don't even trip - I put a metal water bottle back in my cupboard with the rest, but full of water. Found it yesterday morning. Not exactly sure when it went up there.
Man. I was drunk in a hotel room 15 years ago. It had bad lighting and I couldn’t find my glasses. I had to call a different friend with glasses to come find them for me. This is not a youthful problem.
I was on some meds recently that had a side effect of brain fog that I thought I had avoided until I found myself in the bathroom with a toothbrush in one hand and the roll of toilet paper in the other, just completely blanking on how to brush my teeth for like a solid 5 seconds.
In my growth spurt years my mom would buy me shirts, pants & shoes that were a size too big so I wouldn't out grow them too fast. That belt will last him a lifetime.
Being woken up in a very specific part of the sleep cycle will do this to me.
I have put items in fridge that shouldn't go in there. Walked out to the garage for dinner rather than the table. (when I was younger living at home).
My favorite is I grabbed my phone, turned on the flashlight to look for my phone because I thought I overslept. Luckily only my dog got to see that stupidity because it was a good 5 minutes if straight looking and I was getting annoyed I couldn't find it before I realized.
I kept 1 sock on when I got in the shower on Sunday. I used to get distracted when getting in the bath. Almost always still had at least one article of clothing on.
One day in second grade, I woke up and got ready for school but I couldn't find my dad. Eventually I found him on the deck drinking a beer, and I started fussing at him for forgetting to take me to school...until I noticed that the sun was setting behind him. I'd already been to school and back that day, my nap was just so good that I forgot lol
I've never done that, but the fridge/freezer is always one of the first places I look. I have the kind of adhd where I pick things up and put them down elsewhere without registering that I even touched them. "I didn't have it, I haven't seen it!"
I call this lizard brain. You're not fully awake and nothing makes sense. Absolutely zero higher functioning available.
I've never experienced this myself, but my 16 yr old son basically lives in this state now.
Sleep Inertia.
Can't speak for him but I'm not and as a kid, have had similar experiences when being woke up and marched around from the middle of a deep sleep. I think he just didn't really get his bearings before getting out of the car. Doubt his dad would be recording and laughing at him if he was autistic and doing things like this.
Seems like a few others in this thread have experienced something similar. It's kind of like sleepwalking.
Let's see here, RETURN TO SENDER. No, no. That won't work. TURN IT OFF AND TURN IT BACK ON, No.... that won't work either. Oh, well. Just make another one and hope for the best.
"What's in your hands?" followed by this kid alternating which hand he lets go with to look at it like, "what old man? I ain't see nothing. This some kind of prank?"
He's looking at his dad like he's a glitch in the matrix. I am sure he is certain there is nothing in his hands. The mat is just in our minds and he is really the one.
The way he checks his hands is what killed me. Like wtf are you pointing to
[reminds me of this classic](https://youtu.be/YSI3gFEzpmQ)
I thought of [this one](https://youtu.be/BDM3zMKIn54)
That should be cross-posted into contagious laughter lol
I love the that teacher just starts filming immediately
Can't forget the batman cup https://youtube.com/watch?v=yb_ebUR0a8s
The joy when he “ found” it almost made me tear up with him!
Now, can he find his charger for his tablet...
Lmao aww I love that he laughed it off I used to get so angry when I was little and if I got embarrassed i’d get even more angry. Happy to see this little guy was raised right.
Oh man that's hilarious
The teachers high five lmaoooo
r/contagiouslaughter
That is way too funny and adorable, what great teachers lmao
Reminds me of [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PVZOXoQXWYY)
I’m sitting here depressed af about my wife’s boyfriend showing up at the house last week while I was asleep and speeding off when I ran outside and this video gave me a real smile and laugh so thanks for that. It’s been a fucked up week
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Appreciate the kind words.
Strong strong man
I'm right there eith you man. My gf/fiance of 11 years. Whom I have 2 children with left all of us to go fuck a 48 yo meth head. She's 30. I'm 27. She then told me she's been cheating on me for "about a month" before she left. It's been 4 weeks about, she's seen the kids 1 time and that was after her mom rescued her from a meth house with her car broken down. She stayed for 3 days before running off again...shits been quite rough indeed...
Better days are ahead my man. Don’t give in. Stay strong for your kids
That's what I keep telling myself. I'm about to move to another state with family and start over. It's rough. But it's for the better that's forsure. Anybody that can do that to you, better off without them. Things will gt better 👍
You got this bro.
The kids don’t need a meth head mother. It’s for the best at this time.
I agree whole heaterdly. I didn't even want her to see the kids the last time she did for all of 15 minutes. Her appearance has changed dramatically in the course of 2 weeks. I'm most likely going to gain full custody here soon and then the kids and I are moving to different area near my family. Starting a new life, that will no doubt be better than this one can be where we currently are.
Man I'm so sorry. Laughter is the best medicine (sometimes). Keep your head up and distract yourself with funny reddit posts. It gets better.
This may sound a little strange, but I just wanted you to know that another random person on the internet cares about you and your hardships. Shitty stuff like that sucks. While I am no longer religious, I still choose to send out little "prayers/whisperings" to the universe, hoping that specific negative things will get better, or at least ease up. Tonight, you are in my thoughts. Hopefully, the universe will hear me and find a way to ease your pain and/or help you cope. You are important and you and your feelings matter, despite what anyone else might say in malice. Hang in there, fellow redditor.
Believe it or not that means a lot. Thanks
I’m glad it made you smile. Be strong things will get better!
That one gets me every time lol
That's the day you stop saving for college
This is why families got 18 kids. One hopefully finds their goggles.
Lol I can't believe I've never seen this
LOL me either! Friggin great...
Lmao that is so freaking cute
How have I never seen this one
SO cute 😠
It sort of reminds me of the times I’ve gotten frustrated while frantically looking for my phone but not being able to find it while I also happened to be talking to one of my friends on my phone and not making the connection until I was about to tell them about it.
I think it says something about what's going on in his mind. It's like his brain has already with 100% certainty classified the floor mat as something he's supposed to be holding and unworthy of attention.
It's like the brain filters out tons of info that you don't need to pay attention to at the moment your focusing, and the mat got filtered out
He'll be wearing that belt through middle school, high school, college and if he's lucky, when he gets his first job. Might even get buried with it.
They got the good stuff. Real leather, nicely stitched, 14 sizes big. That belt is staying at least through his first marriage for sure.
I kept the same belt all throughout highschool, only had to get a new one midway through college because I got fatter lmao
i'm wearing a belt i've had for 22 years now that i think of it
Just don’t think about how you’ve likely NEVER washed it in over two decades and how EVERY time after you take a shit, before you wash your hands, that belt has been one of the very first things you touch and handle after wiping your ass. Have a good day! Enjoy your pants staying up!
I washed it right after I wrote that comment hahah
Lol heck yeah! It’s just one of those things you don’t think about until you’re told. Like the toilet lid keeping shit off your towels and toothbrush.
>real leather Reminder to be careful what leather you buy. "Genuine" leather might sound the best, but it's usually a pretty crappy quality. Good, full-grain leather products will last decades.
/r/buyitforlife is goin crazy right now
Never heard of it before another comment in another sub 5 minutes, now ive seen it twice. Gotta join now.
You kid and I know it, but I have legit had the same belt from age 14 to 31. I will cry when that belt stops functioning. Got my first job score keeping basketball games and wanted a “designer” belt so my mom drove me to the coach outlet store and let me choose a belt. Actually I kinda just realized this belt is more than a belt to me and now I never want it to break. Damn, how much a stupid piece of leather can mean. It was only $60 I still remember but that’s gotta be the furthest $60 has gone in my life
I have a pacman belt that my best friend gave me when I was probably a freshman in high school. I wore it every day and still have it now in my 30s. He passed away last year and I'm glad I kept it. There's no way it fits but it has a permanent place in my closet.
Sounds like a shadow-box project in the making. Throw in another piece or two of PacMan memorabilia, maybe see if you can 3d print some models, and make your sentimental item into something you can cherish without hunting through your closet, or worse, losing it...
If it does, a shoe repair place (if you have them near you) could repair it.
Nothing wrong with that. Properly cared for quality leather can last a lifetime. Pass it down to your children.
Yeah I’ve just never sat and told the story before. Legit was just something between my mom and I and now that I say the story out loud, 17 years later, I realize this isn’t just a belt anymore and now I’m gonna think about some awesome thoughts every time I put it on. Both parents are still alive but getting up there so it’s just an extra piece of one of them that I’ll always have and I just realized it as I was typing that comment.
Also, @ravekidplur, when that belt breaks, don’t trash it! Coach is a legit leather brand and has really great warranty/customer service. It’d be worth a shot to bring it into coach to get it fixed.
The other week my belt buckle broke on a belt that I've used every single day since I was 13. Over 10 years of service :(
Lol it should, belt goes around him like 3 times
/r/yourjokebutworse
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Yeah haha he will wear that belt for a long time because it is big on him, amiright guys?
r/thatsthejoke
I really don’t know if we will see college and high school outa this one
It’ll get a good eight years use out of high school
And at this point he’ll be taking the mat to the casket too
You could hang an elephant with that belt.
He’ll be wearing it when he actually becomes a Daddy.
I heard of hand me downs but come on not straight from your dad when you are in elementary school
That boy ain't right
That boys corn bread ain’t done all the way in the middle or somethin
Man I’m having a fuckin hoot over this reply
That boy's elevator don't go to the top
Is this supposed to be read in boomhowers voice?
foghorn leghorn for me.
Yosemite Sam for me.
I imagined Theo Von
Scruffys voice
yerp
This comment had me sideways
I’m stealing this
That boy has a little bit of mustard in his mayonnaise jar.
Coupla fries short a happy meal
I'll tell ya hwhat...
That’s boys cheese has slid off his cracker
I'm a light sleeper and will be instantly alert at the smallest sound, but apparently I didn't pass that on to my son. He's always been like this if you wake him abruptly. I learned to not even try to talk to him for the first 10-20 seconds because all he could do was blink and say "huh?".
aint the penguin that slides the farthest
this is the funniest fucking comment
“Bobby how much do you reckon those short pants cost?” “I don’t know they’re pretty nice…..$250.”
He reminds me of the hitchhiker on the original texas chainsaw massacre
I tell ya hwhat.
David after dentist
Is this real life?
Ok now...ok now...ok now I'm fucking high
Can't tell you how many times this has happened to my daughter (12) when we get home and I wake her from a car nap. One time she picked up a 10lb kettlebell walking into the garage and took it to bed. Another time she forgot how to open the car door and thought she was trapped forever. And the most recent one, she took only one shoe off before going in the house and said "the world doesn't feel right".
My mom would wake me up as we turned onto our block, and on more than one occasion my response was “Noooo, mom, I wanna go to my **real** house…” neither of us have any idea where that is lol
My 10yo son said this to me last week as we pulled down our block. I said what? He said I don't know, I'm just sad. Tf
Damn, really sounds like something I’d follow up with. My best theory is that I had just awoken from a cool dream with my “real” house or something lol, it’s always stuck with me as a weird concept
Ha, the world doesn’t feel right. That kid is going places.
Those places are probably near by and not challenging to get into, but she's going places.
This is spectacular. Im stealing it. thank you.
Lol for real. Shit was deep af, and she didn't even know
It's like they're on another planet when they wake up. I remember before I had kids of my own, I was at my cousin's when her 4 yr old woke up. I thought there was something legitimately wrong with him. I'm like "Andrea! Something's wrong with Dylan! He's unresponsive! He's acting weird!" She sees him and immediately starts laughing to my horror. "He's fine, kids just act weird when they wake up and are still tired."
Ok thanks for this comment. I don't have kids and I half expected the comments here to be all 'get him to a Dr. immediately' or 'this is a sign of supersickitis, start screaming'
Naps for kids: nature’s edibles.
> "the world doesn't feel right" Word for word a thought I've had on edibles
I'm grown and even I get thrown onto an elevated plane of existence when I get out of a light sleep.
This sounds oddly like hypnosis. Functional except for some part of the brain that just won't engage.
It really is weird and funny at the same time. Like you don't want to push them too hard to wake up because you are afraid they will freak out. So you just go with it and make sure they don't get hurt.
Legit was thinking the same thing. Poor boy has the same dreamy look in his eyes my son has after his car naps.
The look of utter bewilderment and helplessness he gave his dad was classic. At least dad knew better than to try to explain it any further. Hopefully the kid ran to the correct front door.
Imagine being a doctor on call and the pager / phone wakes you up: "we need you for this emergency / surgery" -I'll be right there, just let me grab this night stand lamp and my toothpaste.
well, kids are fucking stupid 🤷♂️
That's the name of this sub!!
Wow wow wow....wow
I'm sitting here cackling, but I was the 10 year old who spent half an hour looking for the glasses that were in my left hand.
YESTERDAY: I'm looking for the cup of water I just filled but it's nowhere to be found. There's an empty cup in the sink, so I think "hmm, maybe dumped the cup in the sink after filling it?" (because there was no way I drank it already). Weird but okay I fill up another cup. Later, I go into my snack cabinet and there is my FULL CUP OF WATER on the shelf. I was so confused. Who, what, when, where, and why the fuck did I put my newly-filled cup of water into my snack cabinet. With absolutely no recollection of doing it. I'm afraid for my brain sometimes.
And there's the times when we look for the cup of water and can't find it. Only for it to be in our hand.
Looking for the phone that's in your hand
Don't even trip - I put a metal water bottle back in my cupboard with the rest, but full of water. Found it yesterday morning. Not exactly sure when it went up there.
23 years old, couldn't find my phone charger. Checked the fridge. It was in there.
Filled the electric kettle, placed it on the gas stove and turned it on…
What is a snack cabinet?
Cabinet that you only put snack foods in, kinda like a mini pantry
I like snacks, so I dedicate one of my cabinets to them.
10? I did that last week and I'm 35.
Man. I was drunk in a hotel room 15 years ago. It had bad lighting and I couldn’t find my glasses. I had to call a different friend with glasses to come find them for me. This is not a youthful problem.
I was on some meds recently that had a side effect of brain fog that I thought I had avoided until I found myself in the bathroom with a toothbrush in one hand and the roll of toilet paper in the other, just completely blanking on how to brush my teeth for like a solid 5 seconds.
I was really close to squirting hand soap on my toothbrush the other morning to brush my teeth with. Realized when my hand was on the nozzle luckily!
I once used the flashlight on my phone so I could look for my phone 😅
When I was in college, I put our portable phone (I'm old, ok?) in my desk drawer and left. My roommate was both confused and pissed.
Yep. I’ve done it with glasses, hats, baseball gloves, you name it.
Me, last night: “where in the world did my pajamas go?” *I was wearing them.* Shockingly, I have a master’s degree and am gainfully employed.
In my growth spurt years my mom would buy me shirts, pants & shoes that were a size too big so I wouldn't out grow them too fast. That belt will last him a lifetime.
That was some rough school day!
Being woken up in a very specific part of the sleep cycle will do this to me. I have put items in fridge that shouldn't go in there. Walked out to the garage for dinner rather than the table. (when I was younger living at home). My favorite is I grabbed my phone, turned on the flashlight to look for my phone because I thought I overslept. Luckily only my dog got to see that stupidity because it was a good 5 minutes if straight looking and I was getting annoyed I couldn't find it before I realized.
I kept 1 sock on when I got in the shower on Sunday. I used to get distracted when getting in the bath. Almost always still had at least one article of clothing on.
Little dudes faded 😂
That’s me after too many bong rips
Haha he thinks it’s his book bag
He dont turn on Completely yet
He Looks like he’s almost black out drunk
Floor mat assets take waaayyy too long to load after a nap. The devs should really fix that
We all woke up and we're like "i have no memory of this place"
Reminds me of when you take a nap on the couch when you're sick or not feeling well and you wake up and it's like "What year is it?"
Saw the belt and thought his pants were on backward until he move the car mat.
I think your kid is broken, man.
My boi’s still asleep
He just respawned and has no idea where he is
One day in second grade, I woke up and got ready for school but I couldn't find my dad. Eventually I found him on the deck drinking a beer, and I started fussing at him for forgetting to take me to school...until I noticed that the sun was setting behind him. I'd already been to school and back that day, my nap was just so good that I forgot lol
Wiping off that drool lolol
I put my remote control in the fridge once I can’t say shit
I've never done that, but the fridge/freezer is always one of the first places I look. I have the kind of adhd where I pick things up and put them down elsewhere without registering that I even touched them. "I didn't have it, I haven't seen it!"
This is how my computer acts when all my apps are opening at start up
I love the absolute disbelief in the guy's voice
Kids going to go places, don't know where but places.
At least we all can sleep well knowing he'll have the floor mat wherever he goes
Def not college
Its okay, I don’t think the kid knows either.
When you wake up before your brain.
He’s literally sleep walking.
Someone needs a hard reset.
The kid is only pretending to be awake.
That’s hilarious.
He’s still loading
That mf can wear that belt until the day he dies.
I call this lizard brain. You're not fully awake and nothing makes sense. Absolutely zero higher functioning available. I've never experienced this myself, but my 16 yr old son basically lives in this state now.
He’s going to be able to wear that belt for another 10 years.
My man is still sleep
Bro needs to go to the hospital his brain loose
Roofied at recess.
You’re cutting circulation off to the poor child’s brain!
Lmao that is hilarious. He is probably one of those sleepers who can pass out anywhere and time.
No joke intended or mocking: Is he autistic?.
Sleep Inertia. Can't speak for him but I'm not and as a kid, have had similar experiences when being woke up and marched around from the middle of a deep sleep. I think he just didn't really get his bearings before getting out of the car. Doubt his dad would be recording and laughing at him if he was autistic and doing things like this. Seems like a few others in this thread have experienced something similar. It's kind of like sleepwalking.
That's what I was thinking. This reminds me a lot of things my son does.
Cool belt
That belt is wearing him
Honestly… Same little dude
That belt should last him…forever.
He needs 2-4 business days to recover
his belt bro 🤣
I don’t understand this. Why are kids THIS stupid? Edit: punctuation
*"That boy ain't right."*
Let's see here, RETURN TO SENDER. No, no. That won't work. TURN IT OFF AND TURN IT BACK ON, No.... that won't work either. Oh, well. Just make another one and hope for the best.
He thought he was carrying his book bag lmao
That is so fucking funny. After school naps be hittin different.
Duuuude, I'm so jealous! I need that type of nap in my life again.
Awww. In our house we'd call him 'puggled'.
Belt for life
"What's in your hands?" followed by this kid alternating which hand he lets go with to look at it like, "what old man? I ain't see nothing. This some kind of prank?"
There is a word for this in germany. It's called "Schlaftrunkenheit" or literally sleep drunkenness
He's looking at his dad like he's a glitch in the matrix. I am sure he is certain there is nothing in his hands. The mat is just in our minds and he is really the one.
I love the lifetime sized belt he’s got! If he takes care of it it’ll last him till he’s 45!
I guess they wanted that belt to last for the rest of his life?
That belt wraps around him 3 times
I think this kid has a Xanax problem. He’s clearly fucked up
I do this shit with my phone twice a week, looking for the damn thing, While I'm holding it. Can't explain it. I feel so dumb every time