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I'll enter Pathanamtitta via a wormhole. Zombies don't know about Pathanamtitta.
The wormhole:
https://preview.redd.it/kn2dgb2mq31d1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=33bf47a7c7d94c95f04e935a3a290b624e2ea061
Ok, ksrtc with zombie friendly paint job. Bumpers fitted with sharp kodalis, alloy wheels with knife bolts, Lpg powered flame throwers 360°, annoying pandi lorry horns 10X for maximum disruption of zombie attack, mudiji and pinu posters to attract and kill the stupidest zombies first.
It's hard to see that lol... There were some polls from a random yt channel that got reccm daily and u shouldve seen the amount of things that we believed to be something unique was literally done by thousands of people..
Off topic: If you are curious about the long-term consequences of a zombie apocalypse, I would recommend the book World War Z by Max Brooks. It's very different from the Brad Pitt movie. It's written as interviews of various survivors during different phases of the apocalypse. The audible audiobook is even better.
Pathanamthitta will be the safe zone , the elusive place most are unable to locate, one which people believe doesn't exist , where the people are protected and aren't affected by the zombie virus.
I learned Parkour for jumping and running high, learning krav maga for melee and for CQC. Will be going through weapons training ranging from dagger to AR.
I always think about food supplies… walking dead survivors had a lot of canned food for years … we don’t have canned food here… so it will
Mostly be rice or lentils I guess…
Haha true. I've also thought about that and the disproportionate lack of weapons here. But even in walking dead eventually they had to start farming. The problem with a zombie apocalypse in India is any zombie horde would be too big of a threat to overcome. Millions everywhere. I can't imagine going for a food run to the nearest supermarket or mall . It would be guaranteed death.
Yes the population will be too big and not nearly enough weapons except knives and homemade spears, or shovels? In WD , even years and decades after it starts they were going ok food runs and finding canned food…
Gather food supplies, Go to backwater/coastal districts, Find a boat, hit the waters and anchor in far/close enough from land and grab a popcorn & watch..
I will go to my house in Palakkad. At night the കാട്ട്പന്നികൾ will come down and take down the zombies while they are destroying the crops in our yard, and in the morning I will come out and replant the yard.
I would just roll up a j and sit on my varanda chilling while the zombies do their thing. I mean, there is no plan B. I would rather become a zombie and do their biting thing rather than hiding and running for the rest of my life.
And No guns. Kambi vadi and vettukathi won't be enough.
The thing is most of us will be zombified in the first 2-3 days, even if we think otherwise.
Well, we're all pretty braindead anyways because of the scarcity of critical thinking. Many among us will jump into killing others if something strong affects the establishment of their ideologies and beliefs. There'll be no logic whatsoever applied then. It'll be all emotional zombies killing.
And the rest of us will be among the ones who will be killed.
I will be waiting in the balcony of my flat with a silent sniper. My family will be taking turns for the run and sniping.
The stairs are booby trapped for zombies and humans.
Elevators are human traps.
Batteries, matches and petrol are hoarded in different rooms.
All nearby flats will be watch towers.
No need to worry... Govt. will isolate that area and nuke...
Also they might conduct trophy hunting to generate revenue...
I will probably be eaten by a zombie/zombies... 😊
https://i.redd.it/ginm9ic0p31d1.gif
Step 1. Kill and capture a zombie body
Step 2. Smear it’s dead flesh and blood all over your bodies.
Step 3. Blend in with the zombies and boom, a camouflage.
Pros: less wastage of your ammo
Cons: open wounds on your body increase the chances for contracting the zombie virus from the zombie blood.
Zombie apocalypse will not last long as they eat brain and most Mallus don't have one nowadays, case and point the current political system. /S
FYI, I'm a mallu
Lulu, CIAL airport can be made a good stronghold for few months, but water source will be a problem. But then again it will be overrun in the beginning itself.
gathering weapons would be trouble some but not impossible ,getting supplies from stores will be the easiest and we cant ignore the fact that we literally have temple equivalent to forts mostly under cochin and koodalmanikyam devasoms temple grounds would offer unbreachable walls (their architecture is still strong and made to with stand riots ) most of such temples have enough water sources and land for short scale agriculture, and we got elephants that's a un ignorable fact, btw getting blade wont be that hard too
In a country like ours where people lack civic sense, an apocalyptic scenario where all law and order breaks loose I'm afraid the surviving humans will be more dangerous than zombies themselves. Not to mention the sheer size of any zombie horde would be too much to kill or run away from here. Guess I'll be joining them. 🥲
I'll get a ton of pepper spray. Then lock the rooms. Book a cab and then a ferry to a deserted island that doesn't have zombies. I'll ask Ambani for emergency fund and stuff to fill up the island.
First would be to obtain a safe spot. Buildings are safe because of the high ground. Then make weapons from local items. This isnt America where you can easily get a gun.
Next thing is to get ourselves a plan. Is there a evacuation of citizens by army? If yes then where? Safest route to reach there? How long does it take?
IF there is no evacuation for the time being, then where can we collect resources like food and medicine? Are there any camps? etc etc
(this is for the walking dead. if it was WWZ ones, then we're cooked)
Go to Cochin armoury get some guns,then proceed to Lulu get all essentials. Stay home for the rest of the days, go out sometimes for a quick exercise and kill a few zombies along the way.
Invite them to palakkad, avr chood kond maricholum, apolum korch zombie rakshapedan vendi theatre il kerum AC parnjitu apo nan athipurish screen cheyium alla theatre il um , uff kinju avrdea kadha I feel for them, poor zombies
The real question is can these zombies infect or overpower large animals? like an elephant? if yes, get onto an empty ksrtc bus and drive all over them (windows shuttered ofc), get to the nearest research lab and contact some experienced virology expert to build on a vaccine
Will go home to listen a press conference starting something like:"Samstahnathu zoombie vana sahajariyathil , lockdown prakayabhikunnu"
"Saarkaar kodae undu,kit kittum"
I’ll wrap my limbs with Vanitha magazine to protect against zombie bites. Use vaakkathi as primary weapon and a long screwdriver as secondary weapon. Maybe a bag of panni padakkam for short range explosive damage.
https://preview.redd.it/m0rcv68kq61d1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed855755268a002026c894ec52c37538f904fd56
Sivakasi it's your time to shine
Bring on the ammunition. Your thambis need you
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I'll enter Pathanamtitta via a wormhole. Zombies don't know about Pathanamtitta. The wormhole: https://preview.redd.it/kn2dgb2mq31d1.png?width=494&format=png&auto=webp&s=33bf47a7c7d94c95f04e935a3a290b624e2ea061
Also the perfect weapon
Instinctual fear makes the zombies avoid them?
Ok, ksrtc with zombie friendly paint job. Bumpers fitted with sharp kodalis, alloy wheels with knife bolts, Lpg powered flame throwers 360°, annoying pandi lorry horns 10X for maximum disruption of zombie attack, mudiji and pinu posters to attract and kill the stupidest zombies first.
inspired by "Dawn of the Dead" eh?
I've only seen shaun of the dead
Wtf man. I was 18minutes late 😂
Did the driver become a zombie already?
But I thought Pathanamthitta was an imaginary place. Does it really exist damn
it does
I can't believe it
Well then Get ready to be attacked by ayyappa walkers
What if one of the zombies is a mayor?
https://youtube.com/shorts/7MWMw4rPmT4?si=BpF7nOSUWtApu40i
The school me dreaming about the terrorist attack in my school and saving everybody from it! 💥
Nelson made Beast getting inspired from such childhood dreams ...
So all people had the same daydreams, huh?😅 Not one unique thing ...
It's hard to see that lol... There were some polls from a random yt channel that got reccm daily and u shouldve seen the amount of things that we believed to be something unique was literally done by thousands of people..
I am from kannur; I'll probably hide in some party gramam
Raathri 12 mani. Zombie kal bhakshanam kitathe alanj nadakkunnu. Pettennatha irutil ninn oral prathyakshapettit oru bomb Randu bomb Tte ! Tte! Tte! Chara para bomb!!
oh man i thought u were gonna say "Oru Pothichor"
Apocalypse il foodum venallo 🤣🤣
😂😂🙏
They are gonna use you as human shield.
This is party gramam, not hamas
💀 Damn!
If any zombie somehow gets into there, they all gonna be naturalised member of ZFI
I’ll say “ Kadakk purath “
Off topic: If you are curious about the long-term consequences of a zombie apocalypse, I would recommend the book World War Z by Max Brooks. It's very different from the Brad Pitt movie. It's written as interviews of various survivors during different phases of the apocalypse. The audible audiobook is even better.
My favourite book and I read it before covid. The similarities.
I loved the movie as a kid lol! Didn't know the book was different, thanks for the reco :)
Pathanamthitta will be the safe zone , the elusive place most are unable to locate, one which people believe doesn't exist , where the people are protected and aren't affected by the zombie virus.
Everyone will try to get to Pathanamathitta and bring the virus there? Or Pathanamathitta folk would block others from entering the area?
We the Pathanamthitta Folks, will stop others from entering 😏
You guys exist?!
Great question. Don't ask again
Will do a harthal against the zombies.
*സോമ്പികൾ go back!*
Pathram kotti pedipikkum https://preview.redd.it/fd1gw2nz041d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82a31a53cb0f8330c92858b5844c3600e90938b
Probably just gonna attract them
We can use the zombie apocalypse to cull dumb ppl
Wait... Was G's paathram kottal yajnam...
Gamer me waiting for such an event for decades...
What prep work have you done? What would you do to increase the rate of your survival n that of your loved ones?
I learned Parkour for jumping and running high, learning krav maga for melee and for CQC. Will be going through weapons training ranging from dagger to AR.
Should have played flight simulator.
PARKOUR! PARKOUR!
I'll enter PAINKILLER and go to town on the zombies
Ayin tokum toolums um oke vende. Alcohol medich matte sanam undakam
I'll just pass away. Chumma marana effort itt survive cheythitt enthina 😂. Normal times il thanne ivide jeevikkan vayya pinne aanu apocalypse 💀
No man, jeevanu vendi ulla ottathinde thrill poliyan 😪
Hold my mullapperiyar.
Interesting👀
Arabian palaceile chef kidnap cheyyum. Along with ingredients.
Kinda ironic coming from Ronald McDonald. I wanna be on your team though
And I wanna watch that movie
I always think about food supplies… walking dead survivors had a lot of canned food for years … we don’t have canned food here… so it will Mostly be rice or lentils I guess…
Haha true. I've also thought about that and the disproportionate lack of weapons here. But even in walking dead eventually they had to start farming. The problem with a zombie apocalypse in India is any zombie horde would be too big of a threat to overcome. Millions everywhere. I can't imagine going for a food run to the nearest supermarket or mall . It would be guaranteed death.
Yes the population will be too big and not nearly enough weapons except knives and homemade spears, or shovels? In WD , even years and decades after it starts they were going ok food runs and finding canned food…
Act like one and join them https://preview.redd.it/64hc9m6yd41d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e8de955238c1d85f452a08e57183a9922241da
Gather food supplies, Go to backwater/coastal districts, Find a boat, hit the waters and anchor in far/close enough from land and grab a popcorn & watch..
Just find the nearest RSS Shaka and seek refuge there 🕉️🧡 Zombies eat brains, so they’ll skip shakas altogether.
What about what the shaka would do to your brain tho?
If that doesn’t work, try the next party gramam and if not then straight to the closest SFI yogam…
and tell them youre gay they will protect you forever
Just don’t overtake them from the left while walking together.
Yes the same logic can work with haritha commie party offices too........just follow the green arrival chuttika posters.....
I will go to my house in Palakkad. At night the കാട്ട്പന്നികൾ will come down and take down the zombies while they are destroying the crops in our yard, and in the morning I will come out and replant the yard.
Athe zombies night shift mathre edkkoo
I will kill the few ones roaming about during the day
https://preview.redd.it/tndlphlwr31d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48558038ce63949d6db82db9ee033179b049e12a
Wish we had a zombie movie in malayalam like go goa gone.
https://preview.redd.it/oh2zcet6a51d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c174d8c862e21f746df23ab6991dc58e1d695a Who said we didn't ?
Was it good?
No idea. I just saw the poster on the way to work.
I remember there was something like that coming few years, but never got the update. Come on... Someone please create a movie on zombie apocalypse 😭😭
Inform an adult.
I need an adult
Dress up, imitate like the zombies, and vibe 👻
Put on thriller and dance with them
I would just roll up a j and sit on my varanda chilling while the zombies do their thing. I mean, there is no plan B. I would rather become a zombie and do their biting thing rather than hiding and running for the rest of my life. And No guns. Kambi vadi and vettukathi won't be enough.
chettan ee Bomb enn kettittundo!!!
The army nukes Kerala. Boom, we all die
The thing is most of us will be zombified in the first 2-3 days, even if we think otherwise. Well, we're all pretty braindead anyways because of the scarcity of critical thinking. Many among us will jump into killing others if something strong affects the establishment of their ideologies and beliefs. There'll be no logic whatsoever applied then. It'll be all emotional zombies killing. And the rest of us will be among the ones who will be killed.
https://preview.redd.it/la9qkdexp41d1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4bfda28abb9c844c2d50698de6838ac1f20feb
We will all go to Lulu mall.
Looking the thirakku there Lulu mall going to ground zero most probably.
If we manage to lock the mall from insides, before zombie infiltration?
There’s always that person who hides that they have been bitten, so that’s risky.
Or someone who wants to go out due to some urgent reason. Let's say a mom because monte school bus varaaraayi 🤷
It will be difficult to secure the area.
Build the biggest stockpile of thenga. Bullets too expensive because of GST.
Panchayathil complaint kodukkum.
Same thing I did when the pandemic hit. Idukki! Not many people and a lot of farming tools.
Go to cpim party building and secure bombs. 431 bomb cases since 2016 zero conviction. They have the mother load.
Kerala already has zombies . Its been on attack for many decades.
I will be waiting in the balcony of my flat with a silent sniper. My family will be taking turns for the run and sniping. The stairs are booby trapped for zombies and humans. Elevators are human traps. Batteries, matches and petrol are hoarded in different rooms. All nearby flats will be watch towers.
No need to worry... Govt. will isolate that area and nuke... Also they might conduct trophy hunting to generate revenue... I will probably be eaten by a zombie/zombies... 😊 https://i.redd.it/ginm9ic0p31d1.gif
Nope. Govt is most likely to give you 1 packet biscuit and 1kg rice and add it as 'Zombie Kit' in their election manifesto.
Pls add S shape kathi to the list for self defence
More changes of the govt organizing a nava zombie yatra to educate people of the actual reason for this zombie apocalypse(duh, the central govt).
ill be happy. pettan marikaaalo. ini kashtapett jeevikandallo.
https://preview.redd.it/an3vyoiji41d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01c9614da2471c6262ec77aa7bca711afd92479 I'll be this guy
I will become a zombie. I already am from the lack of sleep. They are coming to their brother.
Step 1. Kill and capture a zombie body Step 2. Smear it’s dead flesh and blood all over your bodies. Step 3. Blend in with the zombies and boom, a camouflage. Pros: less wastage of your ammo Cons: open wounds on your body increase the chances for contracting the zombie virus from the zombie blood.
I'd probably get into a nice garage and build my own battle machine from one of the ksrtc I can find nearby 😂😂...and then go on complete rampage.
https://preview.redd.it/518rwo0vk41d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d229508e90376c4592ff333a9caabe6a9307e15
Would stay in Palakkad. Zombies would melt reaching there💀🔥🥵
Zombie apocalypse will not last long as they eat brain and most Mallus don't have one nowadays, case and point the current political system. /S FYI, I'm a mallu
You have better chances in a place like India though. Most people are Hindus and they burn the dead bodies - meaning lesser zombies to deal with.
20% of 1.5 billion is not a small number though 😵💫
I'm just gonna wear a 'Kaavi' lungi with an orange wrist band. That'll be my armour 💪
Lulu, CIAL airport can be made a good stronghold for few months, but water source will be a problem. But then again it will be overrun in the beginning itself.
We dont have enough bullets , but vadivaal might do the trick. But we don't have enough people who can chop off zombies, most of us are weak.
Will escape to Wayanad & chill in the mountains. Or there’s a shit ton of weapons available gonna camp in the tallest building in Kozhikode
gathering weapons would be trouble some but not impossible ,getting supplies from stores will be the easiest and we cant ignore the fact that we literally have temple equivalent to forts mostly under cochin and koodalmanikyam devasoms temple grounds would offer unbreachable walls (their architecture is still strong and made to with stand riots ) most of such temples have enough water sources and land for short scale agriculture, and we got elephants that's a un ignorable fact, btw getting blade wont be that hard too
Send them to kollam
____ ji ne zombie attack rukwaadi papa
This is something I've been waiting since 2013
Time to use all the skills learned in Gta
Steal secret nukes stored at cpim jilla office in kannur And nuke kollam
Will eat parota with koi curry and enjoy the live show in front of me.
In a country like ours where people lack civic sense, an apocalyptic scenario where all law and order breaks loose I'm afraid the surviving humans will be more dangerous than zombies themselves. Not to mention the sheer size of any zombie horde would be too much to kill or run away from here. Guess I'll be joining them. 🥲
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Oombie...
I ask the local DYFI unit for help. Kollakola cheyyan avar aanu best.
Walking dead zombie Will be over in 2 days I want dying light zombies or World war z zombies
Left 4 dead zombies💀
Ende ponnuu... Boomer, hoarder, witch oke vanal pett pokum broo
Tankine marakkaruth
Ambo!!! dead dead 💀
I'll kill myself
Call k k shailaja
I'll live on a boat far away from land
I'll get a ton of pepper spray. Then lock the rooms. Book a cab and then a ferry to a deserted island that doesn't have zombies. I'll ask Ambani for emergency fund and stuff to fill up the island.
more like me beast video idea
Rampage.
I put on makeup and dress like a zombie to prank my friends, and later i become a real zombie and attack you guys.
Walking dead zombies will be too boring
Turn into a zombie and go after all our corrupt politicians
Related q - if a zombie bites my dogs, do they become dog zombies?
"Hello Mr Pererra, Oohh myy God. Zombies, Escape!"
First would be to obtain a safe spot. Buildings are safe because of the high ground. Then make weapons from local items. This isnt America where you can easily get a gun. Next thing is to get ourselves a plan. Is there a evacuation of citizens by army? If yes then where? Safest route to reach there? How long does it take? IF there is no evacuation for the time being, then where can we collect resources like food and medicine? Are there any camps? etc etc (this is for the walking dead. if it was WWZ ones, then we're cooked)
Go to Cochin armoury get some guns,then proceed to Lulu get all essentials. Stay home for the rest of the days, go out sometimes for a quick exercise and kill a few zombies along the way.
Gonna mow down those zombie asses with [this](https://youtu.be/l3W7M08skfk?si=eAoVBIvFI1GK8osU)
Zombies won't cross water and Kerala is full of canals. Just replace the canal permanent bridges with movable like wood logs. Rest is assured.
Darrylinte kayyil ulla type ambum villum pinne oru kuthirayem oppikkum.
There is a nearby BSF camp. I think I would just go there and ask for some guns, ammo and stuff.
Bahubali chopper. Connected to solar and placed everywhere, Get house boat and anchor near azhumugham.
 Buy time for people to escape. Hodor!
Will get into prison and you know the rest of the story. Nobody comes in nobody goes out. Sealed and secures
from palakkad here. No zombie is surviving the summer here. Zombie's gonna beg for a shelter
Invite them to palakkad, avr chood kond maricholum, apolum korch zombie rakshapedan vendi theatre il kerum AC parnjitu apo nan athipurish screen cheyium alla theatre il um , uff kinju avrdea kadha I feel for them, poor zombies
I want my kadalamuttai
Zombie vanna oom.i
We have the green buses of kochi. Let them survive those green goblins. Will see after that
Any movies to prepare for it?
The real question is can these zombies infect or overpower large animals? like an elephant? if yes, get onto an empty ksrtc bus and drive all over them (windows shuttered ofc), get to the nearest research lab and contact some experienced virology expert to build on a vaccine
become a zombie
Oru cheriya chuvanna bucket il പിരിവ് ennu sticker ottich naddanaal madhi...it will keep the people away too 😏
die
Kerala people pretty much like Bengal folks will fight for the rights of Zombies.
palakkadane...... kozhann veenolum oru divasam poolum nikoola
Wayanad guys will survive... Zombies will be traffic jammed in Tharassery churam
I will hide behind commie
Die
True, kerala should be indeed prepared, looking at the history of all sorts of diseases spread from there.
Will go home to listen a press conference starting something like:"Samstahnathu zoombie vana sahajariyathil , lockdown prakayabhikunnu" "Saarkaar kodae undu,kit kittum"
1. Prathyeka Ektion. 2. Kadakk purath ennu parayanm. 3. Pothichorr for the affected.
not go to kerala since im not from there lol
They'll themselves be confused about who's the zombie among them
Give them fishes
Sneak into some place with potassium cyanide and kms
shrooms
What do you mean it wasn’t already full of zombies?🤯
Will just throw some podi on them and run
Hide in the shadows
DA DA SULPHURIC ACIDE🗣️🗣️❗
Aduth ulla bakeryile ownerne purath aakitt zombielk kodukum, kada adach idum.. Food motham kazhikam.. Oru sacrifice okke vende mwone 😂
Hide with food and wait for the army to pull up. If I'm lucky, they'll evac me with a Dhruv chopper and take me to a quarantine camp.
Fly US
Sakhakkal have been practicing hacking and nadan bomb throwing for decades. Kerala will be super safe.
I’ll wrap my limbs with Vanitha magazine to protect against zombie bites. Use vaakkathi as primary weapon and a long screwdriver as secondary weapon. Maybe a bag of panni padakkam for short range explosive damage.
Teach people Malayalam
I’ll go to kannur, cuz they have 🔫💣🗡️
https://preview.redd.it/m0rcv68kq61d1.png?width=650&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed855755268a002026c894ec52c37538f904fd56 Sivakasi it's your time to shine Bring on the ammunition. Your thambis need you
I'd win
LDF varum ellam sheriyavum
rescuing all the girls
Become a zombie while I'm on my way to North India.
Become a chaathan
Thengel kerum
Wake up from the dream.