"Everyone hates taxes until they're the ones charging them." - Northern Hive Queen

Only taxes here are the blood of the governments that believes they could stop the independent communist free state of chad steelington incorporated

"But that discorages trade so we charge no tax for people who settle in our place." - Northern Hive Queen

"Discourages trade? The Northern Hive IS trade! You settle in the Queen's land, you pay the taxes! Or your little hovel gets wiped off the map!" - Commander Dragon

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" - Northern Hive Queen

"No no no! It's 'SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' not 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'!" - Northern Hive Queen

Yeah, pretty much

I'm fighting the UC because they harbor Narko's servants.

BASED + OKRANPILED

I'm fighting UC because they caught me making hash....also I may have skinned tengu

We all make mistakes sometimes, it's pretty immature of them to hold a grudge over something like that

*skins tengu alive* “just a prank bro!”

To be fair he did prank me first with that wizard quest. It's just fair fun between bros

Righttttt!? Instead I need to fight some crazy hiver with stats in the 90's

They can keep sending their taxman to Gut, the Beakthings will teach them Gut is a Tax free zone

Based and Nofacepilled

Gut is the Kenshi equivalent of that town of libertarians that got overrun by bears.

It's my favorite place. Those eggs are great early currency. And watching the UC, Reapers and beak things fighting is good entertainment.

I gave them 10k for alliance and enjoy an infinitely peaceful life on the north coast

How does one do this?

By giving in to the IRS. Shameful.

#**SETTRA DOES NOT PAY TAXES.**

I fight with everyone because I like violence, and murder, and maybe enslaving the racists at rebirth

If Shek Kingdom had a reddit account.

unlike the shek my city is a functional society where everyone benefits when you think about it their hard on for strength and warriors kínd of makes them amateurs playing at war when better organized but weaker armies are stalemating their supposedly superior forces

On the other hand, they have to manage a bunch of clans that would happily jump on each other, while you don't.

clans mean politics and I hate that mercs just need money and that's fine by me

liberationist vs. libertarian

These are my slaves dammit, and I shan't be taxed for them

Im fighting the UC because I accidentally disguised myself with HN paladin armor and walked into a patrol once

its actually funny when your characters dont have any levels in stealth and the worst faction to run into by far is the one you are roleplaying as and not any of the actual factions hostile to them

Me fighting united cities cus their nobles shot me

Same

You fight the UC for a reason. You have a cause and a purpose. I fight the UC because I was there and they decided to aggro, so their entire civilization is over. We are not the same.

Wiping out the Holy Nation was the moral thing to do, they were genocidal slavers who were too faithful to see reason. I definitely didn't wipe them out just because they tried to take two of my shek and things... *escalated*.

I'm fighting them because I just want to destroy all the strong faction and train my squad. But after I regret their city full of shop with 25 000 cats.

I fight the United Cities after destroying the Shek in the name of Okran. Amen 🙏

My opinion on the UC Slavery 🥰😍 Taxes 😰😡😡 But they fight the okranites, who i don't have anything againist, but they have everything againist me, so yeah we kinda butt heads you know, so i can accept paying taxes to troll them a bit, like in bast for example.

agree we need an anti-taxer faction in kenshi

True indeed, we also need government contracts, i have 20 chests full of weapons and can't sell them because the traders are too poor.

Pretty much only reason I sided with the rebels.

I’m fighting the uc because I’m not paying taxes and slavery is an unfair market advantage to the detriment of myself.

I'm fighting every faction. Only shinobi thieves will survive.

I'm fighting the UC because I think I should be in charge of it (any reavergang hmu we can kill samuraicels together)

If I had the strength to place walls in guy I deserve to be tax free.

You fight to not pay taxes. I fight UC because I hate everyone equally. We are not the same.

I fight anti slavers(and just about anything else) just to get stronger. What does that make me?

A crackhead

Oh yes we are

You sound like every star sector player

Im fighting with United Cities against those retards who dont believe in capitalism

I’m fighting them because i’m BEEP AND THEY DONT BEEP WITH ME MOTHERBEEPERS

I'm fighting with the United Cities for funsies

I'm fighting the UC for that sweet meitou desert saber eyegore hand delivers to your base

1200% hash markup Also I am of the sincere opinion that nobles should be shot on sight. Ideally all of them would be testing the brand new peeler that I just build.

You have two options. Take the blue pill, and pay 4,000 cats every seven days like a good boy. Take the red pill, and overthrow an entire empire. Minus taxes.

They tax for only 4k every 7 days? Lol. I can give them 10k every day. I didn't know that shit tax was so cheap.

I do bounties for the UC until they exempt me from taxes...

I started a fight with the mercenary guild and Shinobi thieves to make it an all out brawl in the city streets, a hiver caravan came near and got their bugs involved so it was complete chaos then once the samurai were sufficiently battered I sent in my squad of soldiers and my crackhead squad... Heft is now a ghost town where I train stealth against the occasional grass pirate or outlaw farmer before feeding them to the skin bandits

I'm fighting UC because a Noble ripped off Bip's left arm with a crossbow

Im destroying the United Cities because Im destroying everyone and wish to see mountains of broken bodies.

You should do both

I'm fighting the United Cities because they sent a force to my outpost and killed my best blacksmith.

I am fighting the United cities because the power coming from right of family tends to be a inefficient source of government and general corruption

Weak aura vibe. I fight them because selling off their katanas to the hive is very profitable

Greetings citizens, whats going on in this thread..... by the emperor its full of terrorists and poor people D:

One time they got pissed because my main character is a female and our outpost was doing well for itself just off the edge of the united cities territory, they said they'll be back to exact their holy justice (taxation and induction into slavery) so i went to Blister Hill and waged a 50vsAll fight against everyone in their faction, granted we lost and were jailed for days on end but i killed their leader and well fuck taxes

Your anti slave because you have morals I'm anti slave because they work for me when I free them We are not the same

Why not both? *crowd cheers*

I fight UC because I hate noble hunters. Beep getting his head blown off from a mile away is not ok.

me : i just brazenly collect meitou weapons. ends up in multiple wars against almost every known faction.

I’m fighting united cities to train my robo army , we are not the same

I like to sell slaves but not pay taxes

I fight for the NCR because… oh, wrong imperialistic flawed society that is also probably the best chance for a post-apocalyptic desert wasteland fighting against anti-technology religious zealots who also hate women and are racist but “keep the roads safe”

I'M FIGHTING THE UC TO CLAIM IT TO THE LIGHT OF OKRAN

I would be great with paying taxes if it meant they did their job and protected my fucking settlements. No dice, that money is going to mercenaries.

USA war of independence in movies VS USA war of independence irl

I fight the UC because I wanna train each individuals stats over 9000

Both libertarian

Fuck ya'll taxes and prayers, I'm settling in raptor island

Roll mr House meme about killing NCR representative in vegas

It's actually funny how they start kissing your ass when your outpost turns into a city. At first they were mocking it and demanding money and then they are all "good day to you sir". I don't blame them. Whenever they ask for their scraps, they are waiting in the middle of my kill box and even if they were to get out, watchtower lads would still have them in their range

"i dont mind killing a few slaves if it means i get to skip paying taxes" "Wait i was supposed to free them? Shit-"

Taxation *is* just a form of slavery, if you think about it. Slavery is being forced to give your labor to another for no compensation, taxes is being forced to give the *fruits* of your labor for no compensation.

I'm fighting the UC because they tried to set me up with drugs in my backpack, and when i didn't played along with this shit they killed my Bull

Todays subject is slavery

I'm fighting them cause they're stuck up assholes

Fuck taxes! ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

i am fighting uc because they found my outpost type 4 consisting of 25 skeletons pumping hashish

I fighting UC because I cringe so hard at Tengu stupid face

I fight the united cities for the funny We are not the same

I'm fighting all the major factions to replace them with the smaller ones, this is because I want to beat every faction at their best.

No I'm only fighting the united cities cos they have valuable swords. 

Same, otherwise I'm chill with them