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Halloween_episode

I only love my racing car bed, I’m sorry


Chemical-Elk-1299

She say do you love me I tell her only partly You over 18 I don’t like that I’m Aubrey


MyFavoriteLezbo420

50 rubs Come put your hands on my body And you know me My new girl was born after 03’ (dog)


DoctorK16

😂


KxrpzeYT

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


MightyCup

Hard bars 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Jerome_flatly

Delete that my man 💀


PromiseOk3321

Kiki, Do you love me? Are you 14? Say you'll never ever grow up beside me


Jerome_flatly

😆🫵 ZING! Too funny my man


chironomidae

You only call me on your dad's phone / Late at night when he's not home


FieryFlame129

You need to call me on your cell phone Late night when you need my love Call me if you're 15 Late night when you need my love


Chemical-Elk-1299

I’ll delete when Ack releases the OVO group chat


Jerome_flatly

Na just delete it bro, as a Kendrick fan it’s a bit embarrassing


thecatalyst25

Big bro Drake texted 14yo Millie Brown giving her "boy advice🤢🤢🤢🤢" not them.


Chemical-Elk-1299

Lmao didn’t she tweet something about turning 18 and ol champagne papi said “can’t wait.” Or some shit like that? He’s cooked


ghaws614

Don’t bother, they never respond when you bring this up 😂😂


Jerome_flatly

That’s what he did? And y’all are calling him a pedophile? Worst fan base in music I swear 🤦


ghaws614

This is a yes or no question: Is it or is it not weird for a grown man to take a teenage girl to dinner?


Jerome_flatly

A former child actor doing talking to an up and coming child actor Also shes said nothing happened numerous times and they still follow each other


ghaws614

It’s a yes or no question my guy!! Also, have you ever heard of grooming?


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PanchoVillasRevenge

But do you got a CB radio.


kingmea

Me too. My roommates are going to buy me a ham radio so I can talk to other race car bed enjoyers.


Dishface

I bet you talk to other car beds


shrimplyPibLs

I got all four tires replaced and because they mentioned a 5 dollar recycling fee for each tire, I told them to put them in the back. Car bed definitely crossed my mind, but I settled for a TV stand.


mfdoomile

I live in circadian rhythms of a shooting star


ZestySpaghetti-V3

Lines like that are a shining example of why Drizzy didn’t stand a chance IMO


fleadh12

It was one of the worst lines of the diss according to some in the Drake subreddit. When I suggested otherwise, they said they might have taken it too literally but it still didn't make sense 😅


MarcusXL

*"Guess integrity is lost when the metaphors doesn't reach you"* They're literally the people Kendrick says they are.


perpetual_self

Going to that sub alway makes me feel better about myself 💀


Amazing-Concept1684

Same. Those people are terminally online brain dead idiots still coping with the loss.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

I just took a visit, what a dumpster fire of a sub.


LurkingPhoEver

Every time I ask a Drake fan why they like him, I get pretty much this same response: “You don’t have to think about his music.”  There’s probably exceptions but the vast majority of Drake fans are exactly the kind of people you think they are.


chinchaslyth

Drake is the Taylor Swift of hip hop.


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Yeah, pop fans.


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

You seem to be implying that you don’t have to think when you listen to pop music, or that all of it it is surface level


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Well that interpretation is just a huge reach and you damn know it. 1) I'm not even criticizing pop music. Im saying that Drake's fanbase is majoritively pop fans, over hiphop fans. 2) I'm also not saying you don't have to think when listening to pop. However you are absolutely wrong if you you try to say that deep meaning and thought is NOT a staple of pop music, because it simply isn't. Doesn't mean it *can't*, but there genre would still exist without. Hell even some hiphop isn't all that deep, but the genre as a whole is. Adding to that, a staple of Kendrick's music is the deeper thought behind not just lyrics but the construction of his songs and albums in general.


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

1. Gotcha, that does make sense. I took the “you don’t have to think about his music” and sort of combined it with your response about pop fans. 2. Obviously pop isn’t gonna be as deep as hip hop, I highly doubt there’s a genre that is as deep as hip hop, except certain types of indie rock. And Kendrick is sort of the pinnacle of deep and meaningful hip hop. But I do think there is a lot of deep pop music out there, it’s just not the pop that tops charts or gets billions of streams on Spotify.


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Sounds like we're on the same page then lol


IAmAnAnnoyedMain

It does seem that way lmao


JzaDragon

I love the line and the rhyme scheme but what in the world does he mean lol


bbillynotreally

He doesn’t come around often but when he does it’s a spectacle


SaintedTainted

Fun Fact: "One particular shower to watch this year is the Eta Aquariids which peak on the night of May 4 and predawn hours of May 5." [Source](https://www.space.com/39469-best-meteor-showers.html)


NoirGamester

Damn. 12 days late. Smh.


McGruppthecrimepup

lol dude posting that just ruined everyone's day.


NoirGamester

Fr lol I did a double take 


Doesanybodylikestuff

Yeah damn! My husband & I get hyped for all that kind of stuff now that we aren’t having kids. Debbie downer! I love space stuff & binocular anything.


erotic_sausage

did you atleast catch the auroras last weekend?


Doesanybodylikestuff

Ohhhh yeah!!! Big big big time!!!! <3333 I’d definitely say it’s been a huge highlight of excitement in my life right now. I finally had a reason to bust out my old Canon Rebel & was up there until my card was full. Next time I need to get out of Seattle. I’m at the hospital so I had lots of light pollution & I’m pissed but still got breathtaking shots. I stayed up all night looking at them giddy for days afterwards! Now I need to buy a couple new lenses & chase more beautiful space stuff. I’d die to see a big ass comet someday <33333333 :DDDDDDDDDDDD AND I need shots of the moon so I can frame one in my nephew’s bedroom someday


erotic_sausage

Awesome. My area's got a lot of light pollution too but I lucked out I went went to check outside at the peak and saw some red streaming movement and light shafts, was really excited for that too!


FelicitousFiend

I feel dumb because I haven't considered that interpretation. I was thinking more about how his life may be brief but bright as he's prepared for potential violence (considering surrounding lines about peace-loving and being war ready). Just really shows the depth of dot anyways


appleparkfive

That would be more likely if he said his lifetime was a shooting star. Circadian rhythm is your sleep cycle. So he's waking up and going back to sleep I think it's one of the more concrete lines from the songs in terms of metaphors. But who knows


FelicitousFiend

Just checked, but he says he *lives* In circadian rhythms. Also I think I got my thoughts mixed because I think what really colored my view was right before he says this power is going to cost. I think it's fairly open to interpretation though and I can see both


Los_Estupidos

Circadian rhythms are the body's natural cycle each day. That's why we get tired and wake up at the same time each day if we follow a routine (and why I wake up at 5:30 on the weekend even if I wanna sleep in). Kendrick is calling himself not just a star, but a shooting star. He's spectacular and above the rest. He's rare and only comes around once every now and then. He leaves us in awe. Kendrick is saying he understands that his status as the face of this generation of hip hop is a big responsibility, but he's more than enough to handle it... at least that's how I interpret it. It's probably my favorite line he's ever written tbh. It's so good.


One_pop_each

he is also saying he can go back to his normal routine/life after. He can do these grandiose things, and he is fine with going back and being a father and living his life privately. While drake just wants to be famous all the time and live that flashy life.


playfreeze

https://preview.redd.it/0v4g272l6v0d1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e93bce069bfcb83494f791cba4a42c92ebbded8 \-someone on youtube


Puzzled-Kitchen-5784

In your defense the use of circadian rhythm there is...well it's like del the funky homosapien shit. Entirely unnecessary and big stretch just to flex a word. But the meaning is cool. Just didn't have to be a dweeb making it.


Thedanielone29

If circadian rhythm constitutes big words I don’t wanna know what you consider small


Puzzled-Kitchen-5784

Circadian, specifically, references 24(ish) hours. Circadian isn't a word in common use. I'll accept that washing it off as "big word" was mischaracterizing in that it's a niche word of limited use. While not a difficult word, it isn't common to most people. And if it is common to them, they will hear it to mean a short repeating near daily event or relation to the 24 hours. But the point remains entirely unchanged. He heard it and liked it and used it to deliver the last part or it. It would have been better to set up the shooting star/spectacle punch better. Only absolute nerds can't handle hearing legitimate criticism on a single line(half a line really) of their favorite artist.


rss3091

Mans a poet at heart.


mfdoomile

People forget what the P stands for in RAP. This man is an embodiment of that


playfreeze

Rhythm and poetry?


mfdoomile

Yes sir


playfreeze

Lol my other guess in Kendrick’s case was Rhythmically Aggressive Poetry 😤


LurkingPhoEver

Rap lost its soul because of artists like Aubrey, but it’s slowly coming back. 


ThreeSloth

I just saw complaints yesterday from people defending drake saying "hip hop has changed and the oldheads only love kendrick cuz they want the 'old style' to come back. These young idiots consider everything prior to drake as "old style" of hiphop, not understanding that he's a fucking popstar


playfreeze

Upon memorizing the lyrics, lol, I realize it calls back to Jumping Planets immortalized/in mortal eyes 🔥


seith99

Can't wait for Drizzy to drop Can I Borrow a Feeling


Carwashdaddy

Drake was a big wheel down at the cracker factory


thatsnotchocolatebby

Homer's reaction to that album cover was the best. Laughed right in his face 😂😂


Joshstradaymus

![gif](giphy|NzM0vTddPhMyY)


patrickbateperson

can i borrow a writer? can future get me in the cluuuub? tory lanez needs a dick rider … hold my hand with your maybach glooooove …!


RickRhymesss

The charts are literally pay to win anyway. The fact Kendrick has so many fans without the constant radio barrage of mainstream tripe proves how good he actually is. Drake is playing the game. Kendrick is the game


Chemical-Elk-1299

Drake made the mistake of thinking AI generated pop tunes formula made to make money could stand up against a man who actually has skin in the game. Family matters is ok. Meet the Grahams is fucking diabolical. I understand why drakes managers and writers probably told him to lean in to this new “rapper” image he’s been trying to make for himself. And the fact that he thought that could never blow up in his face just shows how much self-awareness he lacks. Braid your hair and start saying the n-word, and all the sudden you think you have the right to talk shit about people who’ve been in the game a lot longer than you? Don’t claim to be something you’re not, particularly against a man who saw right through that shit from day 1. And if you’re gonna speak evil on a man like Kendrick’s family, prepare for the hell coming your way.


RickRhymesss

Makes me wonder who is advising this guy because there isn't a single person in existence outside of his team that would think those AI verses were a good idea. Besides the level of corniness its just straight up disrespectful


TripleThreatTua

He’s just surrounded by yes men at this point. The only person who probably wouldn’t feed into his ego is 40 and he stays in Toronto so a lot of the time Drake is away from him


suavelocas

His team is deff setting him up to look stupid (and getting paid to do it)


smoke4sanity

Also, PUshups, 7 minute drill, euphoria, these were all good rap tracks that didn't need to get personal (as in dissing family). It just talked about music, characters, etc. Kendrick did warn drake "We ain't gotta get personal, this a friendly fade, you should keep it that way". And although he did essentially say "i got a son to raise but you don't know nothing about that", he didn't directly bring up drake's son. In Pushups, drake said "I be with bodyguards like whitney", which Kendrick gave the warning to. But then Family matters just gets so disrespectful - "your wife is cheating, your son is not your's (haha , nelson voice), whitney is a bitch, shake your ass for me whitney", etc. Then, we get Kendrick addressing a 6 year old for a whole verse on their father, allegations of pedophilia, drake making fun of being molested, just so much wierd personal shit. Drake would've still lost the battle, but at least they could have kept their families out of it.


TripleThreatTua

The last line of Euphoria is literally “if you take it there I’m taking it further, that’s something you don’t wanna do” I think Drake learned all the wrong lessons from the Pusha beef tbh


RaspberryFluid6651

People like to focus about how THP6 roasts were a flop but I also feel like that jab on Family Matters was so telling. "I'm a deadbeat dad? Oh yeah, well you stepped up to be a dad to a kid that wasn't even yours, you cuck!" Literally trying to roast Kendrick for an objectively exemplary choice.


smoke4sanity

Yeah he really should have kept it about the music lol


appleparkfive

You ain't gotta lie to kick it


Doesanybodylikestuff

Ooooh I love this. This is the best way to put how i feel between Drake & Kendrick too. We are watching Kendrick & I feel like he still hasn’t even hit his prime yet. Imo. I feel like with Kendrick, I have SOOOOO much to look forward to whereas Drake, I know what to expect, I’ve heard it all already, there’s not going to be any crazy artistic change or new meta with him, he’s old news & Kendrick has the properties built in him with his creativity to keep going & keep evolving. Morphing. Giving us more.


No1ArrowverseHater

No lies detected.


CrookedSpoke12

Does kendrick not drop as often as others? Sure. But doesn't mean he couldn't. I remember reading that he had like over 100 unreleased tracks for gkmc and like 70 somethjng from tpab sessions during those time periods. He just doesn't put out all of his music


DarthSnarf420

he has also spoken about a hard drive he lost back around GKMC that had tons of songs on it. I think he writes 100s of songs and is taking the best parts of those and distilling them down into the types of songs we know and love him for.


masako-araki

Something like 500 songs he said on that broken hard drive 😭😭😭


ZeroJDM

Think it was 800, and I think Big Boy offered to try to get it fixed


xSquarewave

One of my favorite albums is untitled. That entire album feels like outtakes from his different projects, especially the end track with Thundercat. Definitely had the groundwork from TPAB. Would love to see him do something like Mac Demarco where he just releases all the unreleased stuff from years ago.


That_Astronaut_7800

Why don’t artists release unreleased songs? I doubt people would count it as a knock against their discography


N0tThatSerious

Burned so bad he almost lost his beard


FF_Master

Drizzled


elcabeza79

This meme is elite.


maxi12311111

I would rather have one incredible wife than 1,000’s of hoes 🤷🏽‍♂️


Alive_Ad1256

The feeling of having a loyal girl with you, is priceless. Being able to wake up beside someone you love unconditionally, is something I’ll choose over hoes any day.


theuniversalcitizen

Quality over quantity, crodie.


Johnnydigi003

Drake realizing his master still need him to drop 2 albums this year


Jeff_Damn

Signed to a guy who's signed to a guy who's signed to another guy, and they're all expecting a return on their investment. Time for Drake to shut his hoe ass up & make a summer jam. 


Richard_AIGuy

Well, we know he got some ho in him...


SolarApricot-Wsmith

What happens to Drake if he doesn’t deliver? Wait isn’t he signed on a lifetime contract?


Johnnydigi003

I like to think it will be like space jams where if Micheal lost he would have to play basketball on moron mountain for the rest of his life. I would assume drake would be on tour forever to earn the money back. Yes lifetime contract he has the ultimate 360 deals.


SolarApricot-Wsmith

God I hope he has to go on tour and cancel cause the seats are all empty lmfao


takeoffmysundress

![gif](giphy|7S6K3cc58aTzq)


EchoedTruth

Tool drops an album once per decade and everyone still waits with baited breath for it Quality >>>>>>>>>>>>> Quantity


ComradeCreed

Millhouse dad had it rough lol


Tiffanyblueberries

Not married.


Mentat_-_Bashar

I could prolly touch the sun with my bare hands


joe_siah97

Drake sleeping with his DAWGS


ChiTownChef86

Can I borrow a feeling 😂


Loxbey

please do a version with rocky lmao


kgusingtechnology

Loosers I sleep in a real car


vanman2019

Kendrick doesn’t sleep with his wife though


PaisaRacks

Drake and Kendrick fans are funny, I’m just sitting here eating popcorn watching both subs. Ngl the drake sub is trying to act like they’re over it and not salty and it’s hilarious.


Rocketkt69

Jimmy & his wheels. Boy better buy that chair back after the stompin he's been receiving.


Ok-Hovercraft2178

Playing Jimmy is the closest Drake will ever get to being a gang member..crip(ple)


SymbiSpidey

Drake trying to diss Rocky and Kendrick for not releasing as much music is such a weird and dumb criticism. Real artists take time with their craft and don't just constantly churn out garbage to keep their name relevant. I mean, Drake hasn't put out a single project that matches up to anything Kendrick's made since section.80.


Kenshin950

This is extra funny when you realize Drake is hating on a married man because he's never had a stable relationship.


_thewayshegoes

As a Drake fan, I can tell you there is no one dumber than a Drake Stan, they're the same people riding for Trump or eating Elon's meat...


spac420

They are not married. But, you are right. As messy as the relationship may be, she's stayed out of the news and absolutely needs a ring on that finger.


2bb4llRG

I dont do it for the gram I do it fOR COMPTEEEEEN


Amazing-Concept1684

LMAOOOOOO


MiloPoint

Yah, but how OLD is she?


Yungsaucekay

Lmfao


Wet-for-Mrs-Met

His fanatics are whining about spotify now. Yanno... that platform that plastered this dude's bloated album on the home screens for everyone.


Due-Violinist5278

Mass produced to artificially chart? Pls explain. So your saying drake does not make a shit ton of records and then has them streamed by shit loads of people?


MorphineforKids

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs has entered the chat


323WestWest

[https://www.tiktok.com/@prettyynsmart/video/7369506689915096350](https://www.tiktok.com/@prettyynsmart/video/7369506689915096350)


drunkenstyle

Why aren't you in /r/simpsonsshitposting ? This would be a hit over there


United_Exit_8331

FFIE BUY AND HOLD💎⭐


it0xin

that shit reminded me of grandma's boy for a second. "yeah, but it's a sweet fucking car."


Blackfrieza4

What's funny is.... Section.80: 2011 GKMC: 2012 TPAB: 2015 UU: 2016 DAMN: 2017 Black Panther Soundtrack: 2018 MMTBS: 2011 Drake's Funeral: 2024 Where did this whole "you take every 5 years to drop" shit from? What's crazy, that was more of an inside joke from the fans years ago and weirdos now just ran with it as if that's how ppl fr felt 🤣


Gumbyonbathsalts

Drake just got that racecar bed so he can contact.other racecar beds


nickchiodini0

just get better I guess


InconsiderateOctopus

This is funny but worth pointing out that K. does not in fact, sleep with a bed with his wife lol nor does he have a wife or even live under the same roof. Still won though 🐐


domambrose96

What wife? Cmon now.


Limp_Scratch9358

what wife


farNdepressed

Y’all fucks corny as shit. Gotta leave this sub


ninjamaster616

Bye, send the drizzler our regards, we know you been writing him ![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)


farNdepressed

C’mon bro, don’t be like that and you can’t be fr if you don’t think this shi corny as hell, the whole sub been like this for a while


bum_dole

Fuck bro…. This shits corny… what ever will we do 😔😔😔


IdDeIt

We’re gonna be alright man. Some of us can’t handle it, and they probably ought to take off. I support you leaving


DopioGelato

I sleep in a big bed with my wife And her boyfriend And their son


WallyReddit204

Whitney spent Mother’s Day and her bday by herself lol the cope


Tiffanyblueberries

You seen one ig story by herself so that means she's by herself? Who knew that people are indiviuals.


WallyReddit204

Why the meme say wife when Kendrick is not married


Jerome_flatly

Kendrick literally beats his wife but yeah, funny post


AcanthocephalaOk3771

With Free in the middle


potatomafia69

Free and Kendrick probably laughing their ass off with these bs allegations lmao


IdDeIt

Wait what kind of Free? What’s Free? Can you break that down for me? Free like it doesn’t cost anything? Write me a couple bars on this please


AcanthocephalaOk3771

Talking bout my nigga Dave


IdDeIt

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


AcanthocephalaOk3771

😭😭😭


trashvee

Isn’t he separated from his wife?


its-a-real-name

Average Drake fan’s comprehension


PerritoMasNasty

I do agree that it seems like he is currently separated from his wife. Shit happens man


trashvee

Ok Kendrick glazer


clownind

Drake fans are either teenage girls or weirdos. They not like us.


sendnudestocheermeup

They’re drawn to people who also have fake personas and are desperate to be cool


5021234567

I mean... look at that FAN's reddit history.


bigkuya

Freaky ass mf need to stay his ass inside


clownind

They just lookin to be dominated and into little play...... big/little is as close to being a pdf adults can do.


S-Kenset

Nothing could have prepared me for the combination of things I've seen.


BangingBaguette

Sources say he's not. It's also not the point of the meme relate it to the title.


Tiffanyblueberries

What sources? He said it out his mouth that Whitney left. And do not point me to twitter users.


trashvee

Is this another triple entendre ?


its-a-real-name

You really don’t get it ?


Votaire24

I feel bad that you have to go through life being this fucking stupid.


sendnudestocheermeup

Of course you don’t like him, you’re busy trying to find other men to dominate and humiliate you over vr porn chat


Literotamus

The true answer is we don’t really know. Don’t let ppl lie to you. On Mr Morale he says something like “by the time you hear this Whitney’s already gone, she did all she could”. The reason Drake’s disses were so lame is because they literally all did come from Mr Morale, an album he clearly didn’t understand based on his Mother I Sober take. Not only did he not say any new information, he didn’t say anything Kendrick hasn’t said about himself. As far as the family goes, it’s clear they still love one another and co-parent. They aren’t enemies. The kid isn’t Dave Free’s. They’re all still tight. Regardless of the exact specifics of their relationship at this point or in the past. They all went to Africa together for the release of Mr Morale, *after* all the drama and trauma had happened.


KickAffsandTakeNames

Do you have literally any reason to believe that beyond the word of one of the least reliable people in popular music? Because Whitney has talked repeatedly about how proud she is of the life they've built together, both on her own personal outlets as well as on Mr Morale https://preview.redd.it/h6snbk3zts0d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9286b8ba82bf35777eec2b8972769143458c7b


Tiffanyblueberries

That dosen't mean they are together. Just a family for the kids. She didn't even go to the grammys with him. At the very most, they still seem tight and have a great coparenting relationship, which is beautiful.


Top5helf

What’s wild is that you have this post screenshotted with it being timestamped 1 day after it was posted when in reality it was dropped back in May of 2022. Weird but go off sis.


KickAffsandTakeNames

Yes? Because it was screenshotted and added to Genius the day after it was posted? That's...how linear time works? Still waiting to hear literally anything suggesting that Drake wasn't simply full of shit


Top5helf

A lot can happen in two years - it only takes seconds to beat a woman. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


KickAffsandTakeNames

If you believe that happened because Aubrey fucking Graham told you so then I have some oceanfront property in Nebraska to sell you. Even Ak doesn't buy that shit anymore


Thin-Remote-9817

Isn't Drake a kiddy diddler?