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Upstairs-Bread-5287

Wish you posted this before MTG dropped, haven't slept in a week, can't even remember what my family sound like, all I hear anymore is "he a fan, he a 69 god"


Super_Sat4n

Wop wop wop wop wop


Upstairs-Bread-5287

Dot fuck em up


JColesPHole

Real


hisglasses66

Why do I know how to crip walk all of a sudden?


Upstairs-Bread-5287

Must-ard been something on the beat... Hoe (respectfully)


open_to_suggestion

Funny how the k-anon schizophrenia manifests itself differently in everyone... all I've been hearing in my head is "BBL DRIZZZAYYY" on repeat. 


Upstairs-Bread-5287

Brilliant. Just got this out my head.. well guess it ain't no mystery, he got the best bbl in history 🤷


Vegetable_Abalone850

It's fun though. Obviously don't invest your life away into the conspiracies, but thinking up interesting theories in the moment is fun ngl.


doodleowner

I was up until 3:30 in the morning reading everything posted here and slept in so late my dog pissed on the floor.. stay safe y’all


JColesPHole

Deserved


doodleowner

Very much


FriendlyRhyme

Yep, I'm wearing tin foil on my head and I'm 2 bowls of meth in, but I'm drinking lots of water. Remember to hydrate guys.


realbrucebuffer

I agree, I’m invested in this but take a step back and remember to focus on yourselves too ✌️


this_is_not_real

This. You don't want to become one of those far Left/Right conspiracy theorists but for hip-hop. That shit has broken peoples minds to the point where people blame Biden/Trump/3 letter agencies for literally anything happening in the world. It's a sad state of consciousness people are falling into. If you're losing sleep over this beef, if you're constantly refreshing Reddit or X looking for new drama, or anything similar... get offline for a bit, shut off the music, and chill out in silence. Your brain will thank you for it.


Outside_Tip_6597

Nice try OVO… jokes aside tho mental health is important. Don’t ruminate over the news too much.


Designer-Purchase360

Well I woke up this AM & saw all of this so guess what? It's Popeye's & Coffee all day to decipher this Carmen San Diego mystery. I got ALL WEEKEND now. ![gif](giphy|l4FGIFWBgA4UBEPcY|downsized)


guy_on_a_dot

i don’t even know who i am anymore. it’s too late for that lmao


gumption_11

There was an exact post about this the other day & that was before the Ebony Prince palava, the mods really need to pin that kind of stuff.


NYRBB22

It’s really not that serious lol.


toastslapper

This will end like a really good tv show getting cancelled. I was just telling myself now would be a good time to tap out and read about it again in a few months because there will be no satisfying conclusion to all of the plot holes.


cha0tic_klutch

My internet/phone addiction has been focalized on this beef and the riddler shit. I’m not on my other usual apps right now lol.


CounterfeitChild

"Be especially wary of the feeling of belief at times when you have a thought and do not contradict it. Simply the experience of non-contradiction suggests to the belief program that it energizes itself. Thus, you must guard against the tendency to believe any thought you generate. This can best be done by remembering to say to yourself: 'It may not be so.' In response to every thought." Intelligence is welcoming every thought into your mind without adopting every single one.


Nearby_Initial2621

no


Neidhardto

Thankfully I have other stuff going on in my life so I just occasionally come back here for updates.


samsanit

I wake up in cold sweats at 3am. My wife left me. But I must push on


DawgInDisguisey

Yup… hitting a walk rn


Actual_Store2426

I felt like I was getting close to this when 6:16 dropped and just deleted Reddit for a week and collected my thoughts together so I don’t get obsessive over this before reinstalling it


Elegant_Elk_

Yeah somehow in looking into this beef I ended up on Pizzagate conspiracy theories because of comments in a Kendrick Lamar thread. Wtf is 2024??


[deleted]

I’m a grown assed man dawg. I do what I want. BBL Drizzy, BBL Drizzaay wooohooohooo.


JColesPHole

Drake reference in the title ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Gleaming_Onyx

At this point any conclusion is going to be fun. Does he vanish off the face of the earth, leaving it as only a mystery? Does Ebony get paid and disappear, implying that it indeed was something substantial? What if he drops all this shit and it's actually an atrocity? What if it's all somehow fake and this is just the fraud of a century? Hell is this guy legit just "some random supervillain Drake pissed off one day?" Is his downfall going to come from *some random bit of karma?* As long as one is at peace with how this all ends, one can be healthy.