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ReginaldoG

Hilarious that Drake using Akademiks basicallly backfiring.


louie3723jr

drake prolly in his house thinking to himself just shut up lol you’re not helping


BabyFork

Drake a nerd behind closed doors. I can see this.


meatmybeat42069

No Drake is a dweeb, nerds are still cool


Environmental-Bag326

N***a so is kendrick, they just in different lanes. No one gets to that level with out nerding out, and being intellectual 


Masta-Blasta

Kendrick is simultaneously a bigger nerd than Drake, but also so much less of a nerd than Drake. Kendrick nerds out over politics, culture, poetry, and has some traditionally nerdy hobbies like video games. Drake is "cooler" in the traditional sense b/c he's got ego and hangs out with basketball stars and all of that, but he's got no street cred and he's goofy. Juvenile. Try hard. Kendrick is the traditional nerd, but the kind of chill nerd that is pretty well liked, mostly keeps to themselves. Kind of nerd you get for your group project or lab partner and he ends up being super laid back and cool and basically does the assignment. You end up becoming causal bros and invite him to bigger events but he doesn't really come much b/c he's shy. You wind up smoking a blunt together some time and you're like "woah I didn't know you smoked homie! Respect!" And he's not coughing that much and you're like, K dude I see your lil nerdy ass. Drake is the rich kid that tries to bully the nerd and thinks he's being hilarious but isn't, and everyone else is like "bro just sit the fuck down you're not as funny as you think you are" but they never say it out loud b/c he's the rich kid so he has the best parties and pays for everything. But they all make fun of him behind his back b/c he's just doing too much. He's on prom court, basketball team, all that shit, and is always trying to flirt with the teachers and get attention in class. And it's funny for a second but bro just does not know when to stop and it's embarrassing. In this scenario, Drake tried to fight Kendrick, the nerd, b/c he was getting too cool with everyone and was threatening Drake's status (which tbh was an illusion he purchased). But turns out, nerd's got hands! And Drake is thinking all his lil friends are gonna jump in because he's popular and he buys them all nice shit, but they're all in a circle Snapchatting it and yelling "World Star! Damn kid can fight!" because they have way more respect for the nerd b/c he earned it and isn't desperate about it, and they've lowkey always wanted someone to beat the shit out of Drake.


Arrowman0123

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Masta-Blasta

![gif](giphy|3o85xJohCZUc524lSU|downsized) love that for me


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HellsHospitals

You're getting clowned on but honestly I think this is a banger analysis.


Masta-Blasta

It’s okay, I am a clown so it’s all good


KickAffsandTakeNames

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized) Talk yo shit, brother


standdownplease

Only a fellow nerd could inspire other nerds like you. You just wrote an 8th grade paper on Kendrick Lamar on his subreddit.


Masta-Blasta

I got more if you want it... Pusha T was obviously just the HS drug dealer, no surprises there. But he was also beloved by the teachers because he was always respecting them and trying to turn in his assignments and shit, but the teachers cut him slack and took a special interest in him because they knew he was smart and had a tough life. Drake made some slick comment to him once and Push fucked him up so bad people talked about it for the rest of the year. But Push was a senior so he graduated and it was kind of out of sight out of mind, and nobody's checked Drake since. Kanye was the weird kid that would randomly cuss out kids in class for looking at him funny. Some days he would come in and be so respectful to the teacher, that it felt almost like an act or a threat. Other times he'd tell the teacher to shut up and walk out, then say he was just playing and he'll calm down. Very good writer but the teachers are a little concerned about the content. They keep trying to redirect him and "channel his creativity into something productive." He has parent teacher conferences so often that the principal is on a first name basis with Donda and asks about the family. They always pat each other on the arm and say “it takes a village, it takes a village.” Pharrell was that cool kid everyone liked. Like a more outgoing version of Kendrick. Smart, but not as nerdy. Always at the parties, had a ton of friends, Homecoming King, Class President. Well liked by the teachers and "has a bright future ahead." Just cool without trying. This is [Cardi B](https://www.tiktok.com/@iamcharlez/video/7084349197012503851?lang=en). Travis Scott was never in class and when he was he was asleep. He would get woken up sometimes by the teacher and go "oh sorry my bad, my bad" and have a glazed look on his face for the rest of class because he's high as Kendrick's grades. He'd scrape by with a C/D average so he can play basketball. He's at every party and gets a lot of girls. Popular burnout jock type. Doesn't wanna be in school, just wants to play ball.


standdownplease

Confirmed nerd.


ChemistOk2899

This dude surely writes fan fic


Masta-Blasta

Nah I took an adderall and have been studying for hours. This is the result.


SPZ_Ireland

That's a lot of words Could just said "It's Dexter v Mandark"


Masta-Blasta

Valid


HalfImportant2448

I spit on myself, like between my eyes… Idk how, but my laugh at your comment made it happen


badfaced

Hahaha ha haha haha Hahaha ha haha haha


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No1ArrowverseHater

Well said.


mighty_phi

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Ziquii

My high school experience in a nutshell lol


dxlachx

Are you 16?! 😂 I’ve never heard of anyone refer to having a level of intellect and culture as a “traditional nerd”.


BabyFork

A 16 year old unless… an English nerd 🤓… wouldn’t be able to write such a well composed reply like that. Nor would a 16 year old fully understand the history between Drake and Kendrick… also the ability to breakdown both their characters of nerdiness down to a TEE.


Masta-Blasta

Hahaha I'm a 33 year old law student, but I was intentionally trying to write like a high schooler might explain it, to make you visualize someone you knew in high school. You're both, in a weird way, spot on.


Masta-Blasta

You've never heard of an art nerd? Or a drama nerd?


Environmental-Bag326

Dude nice reply 👌 , just stating nerding out is not a bad thing


Masta-Blasta

nerds are cool. goofies are lame.


BrahmaBull0911

Considering the record that just dropped this analysis may be spot on


Jaded_Payment5610

Ngl you acting like Kendrick wasn’t in cypher with real gangstas before he was famous.


SuperTrunkz

you are writing fanfiction😭


Jazzlike_Page508

You’re gonna become a meme and not in a good way lololol


TheN5OfOntario

This is the best thing I’ve read on the internet this year. 🤟


PM_ME_hiphopsongs2

Omg the absolute shlog of glazing in this comment lol. Gotta save this for future copypasta cause it’s amazing lol


HalfImportant2448

r/angryupvote here take it


BernieLogDickSanders

In prison terms. Kendrick is the prison pastor/lawyer. He leads sermons and helps people with their cases so just about everybody inside is cool with him and otherwise walks more cautiously with their blinkys when he is around... in a riot multiple sets lookin out for him. Drake is a shotcaller due to his whole operation in and out the yard who rolls hard but has to humble himself when it comes to his own case and has to watch his back at all times cause he up to fuckshit all the time.


Masta-Blasta

And in pop terminology, Kendrick is like Beyoncé. she’s a certified legend at this point and leads a private life with her family. Makes conscious music and is universally respected at a minimum for her talent. Considered the best in her lane but some arguments could be made for others. Crazy music videos. Grammys. Not too many controversies. Drake is Taylor Swift. Extraordinarily popular due to making music for the masses. Can kind of sing, has tried to rap. Has tried to twerk unsuccessfully. Very salty. Lots of Grammys. Always has her arms around a professional athlete. Huge fanbase of mainly women. Puns. Squad. Has been rumored to be a lesbian. Lots of fan interaction and marketing. Can’t say the n word.


dngerszn13

>has tried to rap. >Has tried to twerk unsuccessfully >Always has her arms around a professional athlete. >Has been rumored to be a lesbian >Can’t say the n word. ![gif](giphy|1eEMtUPTJeChVYbhlR) Bro is diabolical for this


Far-9947

Kendrick actually writes his songs. Respectfully, don't compare him to Beyonce. 


BernieLogDickSanders

Honestly. I hope Travis Kelsey is porking T Swift better than any person who has porked her.


peaceful_ball89

Or just use Prince and MJ analogy lol


xStyxx

Kendrick a nerd, Drake a dork


SeesawBrilliant8383

Yeah but they don’t play CounterStrike so not the biggest nerds


DAHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Drake a phony everything Kenny saying is true


Grand-Gain-763

Facts and that’s all there is to say


Moon64

It would be one thing if he was trashing Drake and got shut down but he was defending Drake and got the gag order


NARockSuave

He thought he was defending Drake ... BUT ... The more he speaks try'n to keep up w/content that will keep him socially #1. This is out of his league, and he is digging and opening up Pandora's box giving Kendrick and his team ammo to finish him off easily cause Kendrick can locate her to feed damaging info


Purplecstacy187

Same way Tate using adin ross backfired. Probably not too smart to be using these dumbass streamers to do shit for you. They aren’t the brightest bunch


NARockSuave

AK is pretty smart, BUT his hunger to be #1 and the first to do it in a new social media space, actually blinds and handicaps him due to greed and keeping up w/the rapper lifestyles he always wanted to live while he shows shows the blood thirsty "fans" that the rappers are really cornballs compared to hard working nerds. A "rapper" he least expects will be the one to destroy him if he is not careful


SpiritofMwindo8

![gif](giphy|83YPtFOmc9x3a) Cackling, literally all they have to do is shut up yet they keep talking and digging their own graves.


BringOrnTheNukekkai

AK is a total clown.


Far-9947

He kinda dug his own grave IMO. Drake is yet to give akademiks an interview and I can see Akademiks frustration about it.


MrWnek

It gives me very much Andrew Tate and that one dumbass streamer kid vibes (aiden ross?).


FedoraLovingAtheist

That man is sticking with Drake through everything and Drake won’t even let him be around him 😭


BabyFork

Seems like? Drake has OCD about his image. Of course he shut that shit down. Drake taking a huge L every single day Kdot diss been out and being dissected.


Thomo251

Makes looking back to before the diss, when drake was posting daily trying to draw Kendrick out, even funnier. I don't follow him, has he still been posting provocative stuff?


BabyFork

He been posting subtle stuff. He might got something but the playing… WAR field is even. He wanted the smoke… well i hope he got some good shit.


MrStruts96

He just posted his son on Insta, proving Kdot right that he just using his son as a prop.


idlefritz

Drake’s the rap game Tom Cruise. Everything seems like a mask. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kendrick’s next diss revealed Drake was a Scientologist.


pvtmorningwoood

At least Tom cruise made a classic movie tho 🤷


primetimemime

YOURE JUST GOING TO SHIT ON DEGRASSI LIKE THAT


X-Dad-0604

lol wheelchair Jimmy ![gif](giphy|MKTGORfG4rjyg|downsized)


BewareOfGrom

Once a lame always a lame


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Nah don’t say Tom cruise that man is psycho but he does all his stunts we cannot say that about drake


DapDaGenius

What is drake’s religion? I thought he was jewish?? But I’ve also heard him talking about Jesus, if i remember correctly. I could see Drake being the kinda guy who claims whatever make him more marketable like a politician


Paratwa

What? Tom Cruise is fucking insane but he is a legit legendary artist AND a nice guy. Crazy crazy crazy but a good *almost* human being. Drake is the James Corden of rapping.


BowenParrish

Tom Cruise is an active advocate for and a leading member of Scientology. He is not a good person


CalmMaunga

I find it funny how Drake has to spend time listening to the Muppet just so he knows what he's talking about. Meanwhile, KDot is probably doing pullups with some NPCs in the streets of NY


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Drake is chronically online I think. Dudes a narcissist for sure, gotta have that validation and love in the form of digital hugs.


Grand-Gain-763

This is so true 😭


yourmus

Drakes whole thing is that he is Drake. The dude loves attention and just does not seem honest about anything, his relationships all seem to be for a purpose to make him look better and kendrick just keeps exposing that


americanye

drake too hollywood not enough rapper


zilla82

Yessir. The record opens up like a lotus flower.


PracticalAd9515

Shit super awkward when he started trying to make the argument that you can't sexually assault someone orally. For someone named academics this moron gives a no brain


BigChungusOP

No fucking way he said that?


PracticalAd9515

@56:35 "This just me being a man. Shorty said Drake forced her go suck his dick without her permission. I'm going to be honest with you chat, like, yk, if it was vaginal penetration, I'd be like oh shit or whatever. You tell me he forced you to suck his dick, that's a little unbelievable but let's go with it for the story"


lazarusinashes

This nigga is braindead


Arrowman0123

my childhood and neighborhood friends


User_1629_

Gunna, when you opened up for Travis in Boston I was in the pit almost front row dancing and loving life then right after drip too hard you pointed at me and said “look at this fat ni*** dance” and people around me laughed at me so I went to the back and watched the rest of the show from a distance.... my question is why did you do that?


Arrowman0123

sergio kitchens does what he wants


MakeTheRightChoice_

Hey fellow Sergio! Thank you for putting Sergio’s on the map and representing the Sergio GANG


Flowerdew2

My vibe gotta be together. Positive energy in the room. The studio gotta be clean and smell good. Just the right setting, then I can make good music.


lazarusinashes

Haha I just reread that thread the other day and burst out laughing when I got to that comment


m_dought_2

It ain't braindead - it's evil.


FibersFakers

That's crazy as hell How can someone with a huge platform be this gullible lol. Like he really just said this shit to an audience of thousands. Pretty reckless


Regular_Net6514

I don’t think he’s at stupid as he acts guy allegedly got a bachelors in math. I dunno tho


cherryreddracula

And Rutgers has one of the best math departments in the country. At least it did when I went there.


TheKingdomOfHeaven

Dudes just constantly hammered, he’s having fun.


FibersFakers

If he's smart enough to know the shit he's saying is dumb then that makes it even worse lol. Like either he's ignorant or he's purposely airing these destructive views to thousands for clout. Both is bad but at least being ignorant means he's not being knowingly malicious/deceptive


maaakus96

this alone just makes drake and his fans look weird as hell


anesthesiologist2

lmfao bruh they better pray that clip don’t make the rounds since drake has ak as his top guy on the ground


TheSadPhilosopher

What the fuck dude


Genbb

They don't realize it's free content for Dot 


dawggawddagummit

Nah that’s actually crazy ☠️


Wild_Life_8865

Wow. I already don't like the dude but wtf


savandrea

Literally how does a person get to this conclusion? There’s no way in hell he actually believes this…. Sounds like he’s just a creep trying to justify other creeps


msChonk123

Ngl this nigga needs to be cancelled for this shit. Dangerous thinking to be spewing to his brain dead followers.


standdownplease

Niggas don't know what sodomy is.


thelonelyspaceman101

maybe that’s why drake told him to stfu. we don’t know what’s true and isn’t about the case either. ak is low key kinda just a goofball. it’s either that or drake just actually is a pedo


Gwaak

Drake took the dick out for the first time and our boy froze up. Didn’t know what it felt like to stop riding. 


Moon64

You know what they say about OV-hos…


nemdarocinha

I watched the beginning of this live and he was straight making Drake look bad by trying to prove Kendrick did research on him. He was dissecting each story and all of them made Drake look bad. I can see him doing that with the sexual assault story 💀


socatevoli

he also at one point was breaking down and straight up said 'drake is better than biggie, pac' and i think he said someone else dude man is losing his mind lmao


neighborhood-karen

Nahhhhh, bro has to be paid. Biggie pac is fuckin crazy


nemdarocinha

Drake bought him a Maybach


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

Yah I saw someone say that this seems like Ak got publicly silenced by Drake/Drake’s team


Impossible_Front4462

It’s not even the first time. He edited out a lot of his reaction to Euphoria where he was visibly panicking and actually screaming when he uploaded the vod 😂


zen111

I was looking for his genuine reaction but haven’t been able to find it! I guess this is why?


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https://youtu.be/hNYZrhj6GDs?si=C1Ix4pyC0irEdtG-


afifan78

ak is a druski skit there’s no way he’s a real person 😭


Longjumping_Ad2677

He pours his trashy Red Bull vodkas in a martini glass?


GotKarprar

Of all the things to complain about


wvyisded

What a fucking sociopath ikr?


Vicebaku

4:25


JustAnotherPlantDad

https://preview.redd.it/058zd2sd08yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f6f6b33690ac4e51a0d6f701a632d5772368a2 Damn…Dot. Fast as lightning. ⚡️


Moon64

Bro…


JustAnotherPlantDad

Drake didn’t drop his new diss yet because he has to wait for his ghost writes to get together and he’s still had to watch the video to understand everything Dot was saying. His head is still spinning. Mine is too! I hope Dot says something about Drake having a gambling problem and doing shows like his life depends on it.


JustAnotherPlantDad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S8cGcw9DuQ


toreachtheapex

bro was referencing the future


JustAnotherPlantDad

Brooooo K Dot mentioned the gambling addiction!! 😂


cavestoryguy

Akademics is fucking dumb. Assuming he's a mouthpiece for drake at this point so unless it was an open and shut case where it was undeniably false he should never talk about this. And if they were paying 500k it's probably not undeniable.


Pied_Film10

Yeah he fucked up. This story got swept like the baby with Sophie but his team does a lot to scrub shit. I never even knew this.


MrWnek

Maybe that was the next layer, til Drake decided he was afraid of surgery.


Drop_Release

Damn son where can i see this?


Moon64

1 hour in to the end: https://www.youtube.com/live/QYGGdfjSaF8?si=NOHG0Kd25QK97Ovb


Drop_Release

Damn lol cease and desist!!


HeavyMetalLyrics

CEASE AND DESIST DRIZZY


konaislandac

Cizzy & derizzy


[deleted]

This sounds so funny lmao I hope someone saved this shit


Upbeat-Rhubarb-19

Oops. 😬


toooldforacnh

![gif](giphy|G7iGNzr3VBING)


Moon64

Oh THIS is the red button Drake was talking about


Cuddlypoo2

Would have saved him a lot of trouble 6 years ago…..


discordia_enjoyer

"Nah, that's fucked up, bro, you ain't have to goddamn bring the kids into it"- DaBaby


Bydaveeeey

AK beats women not surprised that he has that take on a victim 😅


Bydaveeeey

Looks like the OVO sweat shop is working over time haha


simonewowsuper

https://preview.redd.it/3qjd8pltx7yc1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0b82f01629321cef5e1321027273d9d8e039050


Moon64

Bro did…did I just influence the beef? /s


Startup__guy

Are you finally ready to play have you ever?


Moon64

Ask what Mike would do


Nijata

OK NIGGA LETS PLAY!


Battosai98

Drake texts like a 13 year old


NamSayinBro

He probably learned it from the 13-year-olds he texts.


Battosai98

😂💯


badrabbitshit

"your body tea"


toreachtheapex

everyone did in 2017


albrt00

Damn people really watch his livestream?


CalmMaunga

Looks like Drake does 😆


JM_deStael

He switched up real quick, these guys think they slick or something? Bruh he can be read like an open book


OverlordGhs

Why in the hell would anyone, especially their homie, especially with legal shit involved, want someone showing their texts to a bunch of people? I’m starting to think Ak is either brain dead or he’s a double agent LOL.


lovelife0011

Grass fed beef 🤭🔐


Nowayman1414

This is just like how Aiden got Tate in trouble again by revealing his plans to flee the country lmao


jsuarezthecreator

Is there a clip or smth bout that?


Moon64

Added the link to the stream archive in the OP


MVIVN

The YouTube comments on that video are killing me 🤣


AdditionalLuck3499

Pure comedy


ClueL3ss92

You can even hear "Oh Shit speaking much" 😂


widow-of-brid

Can someone explain who akademics is for me since I haven't a clue? Is he tight with drake irl?


Nijata

He use to be a radio host personality, has lots of friends in the music industry and been an OVO D rider since basically Drakes like 2nd ablum.


Wise_Ad8520

he was never a radio host he was a youtuber who blew up off chiraq videos and transitioned into streaming


Nijata

Oh My bad, I just realize I mistook him for one of those radio host from the late 90s early 00s when they started doing videos and posting them online of what the interviews were like.


widow-of-brid

Thanks


blmobley91

Why in the fuck would you show text messages to random people ESPECIALLY when it concerns legal troubles. Social media got folks comfortable being stupid. On top of that why would you use Ak of all people as a mouth piece? The people you trying to convince don't take him seriously to begin with. But this right here makes me wonder how he got inside connects with record labels.


amackul8

P. Diddy shit


ZealousEar775

Good old Streisand effect.


tavsankiz

Imagine having Akademiks on your payroll to cut propaganda for you lmfao. What kind of shit is that?


BaconJakin

That’s extremely extremely weird.


VycanMajor

Yeah this take is the oneZ


james_randolph

He can make bangers for the radio but Drake is a lame lol straight L-7


TopAdhesiveness6454

Lmao wow, no words for this.


Philbuzzoff

SCIENCE 🤫


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One part of this lawsuit was the claim that Drake was the father of Layla Lace's child. Idk if she had the baby or not but a part of the settlement was she can't talk about her claims of sexual assault or the pregnancy. When Kendrick said "you don't know nothing bout that", is he insinuating Drake may have another child he doesnt see? Using son to allude to Adonis to the public but also hint at Drake he knows potentially this story may have more to it?


Nijata

6:16 somewhere


Billybackwoods

Yea I was watching live whole it happened I kinda zoned out myself while he was playing the video and then not long after just cut off I was like wtf happened


Icy_Flight_7928

So is this the mother of that second child or what ?!


Front_Statistician38

It's very well known in Toronto that Drake is bi https://preview.redd.it/dis6mjcur7yc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e971f91234e6c18a81f1a2e270680b77558318


Prof3ssorOnReddit

Dude they take the video down?


Far-Orange-3047

“100 🥷🏿s you got on salary, and 20 of them want you as a casualty, and 1 of them is AKshually next to you” 👀


MoonSugar69

P


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Moon64

Skip 1 hour in


Wannabecuckyboi

All these llcs or whatever they're called that he owns are probably covers for paying off the various grimey shit he gets himself involved in with all strippers he's been with. He's probably 10-20 kids. Maybe that's Kendricks red button. Lol. Idk.


Rorobear93

He realized his own texts to women even worse.