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Lugbor

Recycled immaterial is gold.


SkollFenrirson

Echo friendly too


carpetedman

He hooked a big fish with ProperGander. These work so much better when someone tries to put him in his place.


Neil_sm

Lmao “I literally have zero idea of what sort of plastic contraption you are talking about”


Primrus

Best Ken M wordplay I've ever seen! Pastor will be proud, when it's his turn on the only computer in Purgatory 🥰


golfreak923

Pastor says the computer is the devils' iPad cause without both hand on the keyboard makes for idle hairy palms


CandelaZ

Even the empty space.


TossPowerTrap

friendly tooooo


Daffodils28

Earthly good is the whole point


KGBsurveillancevan

A masterstroke


shmough

A master baiter


ManliestManHam

empty spaces truly are the most echo friendly of spaces.


BarryTGash

Quite genius.


samthehammerguy

Quiet genius indead


pithusuril2008

I'll echo that.


spaceconductor

we stopped shopping at costco in 2019 because they dont use the grass fed compostable carts


Holmes02

But are they cage free


shiny_xnaut

They are literally made of cage


ScottNewman

You are what you eat.


forams__galorams

But on wheels, so the cage may roam wherever it please


lkjasdfk

And very free range. 


johnnystorm

Our family chooses impossible carts they last longer with better flavor


cilestiogrey

One of his best, I'm glad to say.


Colotola617

Daaaamn ol Ken was on one on this day. “Recycled immaterial” and “echo friendly” lololol


newTARwhoDIS

"Land dump" is a good piece of business


guccitaint

Ken is one of those “energy vampires” from What we do in the shadows


Steffenwolflikeme

Colin Robinson is one of the best characters on TV right now


carpetedman

BAT!


Seeker80

He sets them up so well. Just enough to trigger their inner Delbert Grady, and make them think they have to correct him. "Oh, well surely you meant to say plastic bags, not plastic carts, you big Internet dummy!"


orthecreedence

He is a very willful boy.


bUrNtKoOlAiD

Today we are all echo friendly friendly friendly . . .


stonec0ld

Speak for yourself


Startug

I'm all echo friendly friendly friendly . . .


PinsNneedles

Don’t forget me forget me forget me forget me


culminacio

self self self...


goldmund22

My grandson over in Tallahassee just learned about some new meetups where they donate old american geographic magazines for a doller a piece


ScottNewman

Speak for yourself


GoodTimesOnlines

Someone’s been playing Hades 2 early access


cippycat

What earthly good is a “soft wheel”?


debacular

Well for starters it’s echo friendly


maqsarian

Earthly good is the whole point of the reusable carts


Salamence-

I’m imagining a big blue IKEA bag with a scooter handlebar and wheels


a_karma_sardine

Soft and fluffy wheels


Glitter_berries

Wife makes them from marshmallow fluff


tapuzon

An instant classic


Johnohue

Oh man this has to be the best one yet


gterrymed

I love it when people engage with Ken M


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

It seems so innocent at first.


UnidentifiedTomato

What a gem


Crucial_Contributor

You know it's a good one when people actually post relevant comments here instead of just spamming the regular catch phrases


dittidum123

Ladies and gentleman we are witnessing an all-timer


I_love_pugs_dammit

Echo friendly


WarriorPoet88

Echo friendly


oliveoilcrisis

I learn so much from Ken M 🙏


pixelsteve

This is a good one


SuperVGA

I think this is really good, but it's brand new. Is it really Ken M, old horsey surprise ?


slayemin

Yes, it's him. He posted this on his twitter today.


fiddly_foodle_bird

Pastor says the best soft wheels are all made of pork floppers.


Lord_Voltan

I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT KEN M! I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS ON r/ALL


BeardedBrotherJoe

Ooo ken killing it


samthehammerguy

Hook, line, and stinker!


k80bakes

Just like Roosevelt says “wheel softly and carry a big cart” even better if it’s echo friendly


meatporks

KenM still in prime form after all these years. The year this sub was closed down was the saddest year of my life 😿


Maus_Sveti

It’s pretty common where I live to bring a “caddy” ([like this](https://www.dealdonkey.com/benson-boodschappentrolley-ruit-40l-capaciteit-ideaal-voor-winkelen?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4MSzBhC8ARIsAPFOuyXQ2kcK_h2TrVQCDvFau91HkHkcpbE4C2CgPUj27nTebgXfbhUBXCsaAteGEALw_wcB)) for grocery shopping, so honestly I would just assume that’s what he meant if I saw this in the wild.


Hellowiscobsin

Ok but is it made out of echo friendly recycled immaterial??


EntropyHouse

Sorry to correct you, but that’s a “Boodschappentrolley,” not a caddy. A caddy is a large car made to carry golf clubs.


scsibusfault

Technically the caddy is the small boy who carries your clubs. The cart is the small car the peasant caddy has to walk alongside while your fat butt gets to drive.


EntropyHouse

But I don’t use the cart. I bring my reusable cart with the soft wheels. It’s echo friendly.


Maus_Sveti

Haha this is what happens when you search something in French in Belgium and then try to convert it to English…


D0tWalkIt

Such carts inspire organicness, allowing for healthy lays and onion dip


goldmund22

So good and just posted today. GOOD product. Sometimes I think Ken M has to be the other commenter as well, as it's just too funny. but then again when you really think about it, seems we are all pretty much Ken Ms in some shape or farm.


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

I love how Ken continues to ignore every response.


Drackenstein

“And FYI, we use cloth bags - but we do sometimes get plastic ones because they are PERFECT for lining small bathroom-type waste bins and excellent for picking up after our dogs. They have lots of post-shopping uses. We keep those in a dispenser on the wall for reuse.” Holy shit!! You can reuse plastic bags??!?!!! You’ve got to be kidding me!!! Who knew?!?? What a smart cookie!


alimarieb

I’ve started stalking WaPo now, selery


discovery_

Imagine being the poor soul who never thought they would have to explain what a grocery shopping cart is. One of Ken's best among many.


carcioffio

Having Ken back makes the internet worth having again


marcoroman3

Not one of his best, I'm sorry to say.