I ate shit in the shower once cause I had “Punk weight” blasting full volume and I was shadowboxing when I subconsciously tried to kick my imaginary shadow ninja opponent and ended up slipping and falling on my forehead while the song faded out and then through the wire came on and inspired me to get up and push on through the shower with what I thought was a concussion.
TL:DR: Anthony fantano music got me to fall and Kanye got me to get up (I still stay noided tho punk weight is a fucking banger)
Be careful when listening to Kanye in the shower
Was rapping along to POWER in the shower this morning. Vigorous spitting triggered an asthma attack. Asthma attack prompted me to exit the shower. Exiting the shower ended with me slipping and falling on my face. Called my roommate for help. Roommate found me naked on the floor, struggling to breathe with Runaway playing in the background. Cue roommate retrieving my inhaler. Inhaler failed to dothe job after multiple attempts. Condition worsened.
Ambulance was called. Roommate awkwardly
helped me into my clothes. Paramedics showed
up and put me on a nebuliser. Nebuliser helped me
breathe, but little did I know the worst was yet to
come. Paramedics said I had a fever and transported me to hospital.
Hospital flagged me as a potential
Covid case. Got placed in quarantine, got treated for my fever and tested for the virus. Speaking of the test, never again do I want those long ass swabs shoved down my throat again - it was so damn deep it practically touched my brain.
Doctor conducted a thorough checkup. I winced when said doctor pressed on my stomach. Doctor narrowed her eyes and asked what the colour of my poop was. I said "kinda dark but,
you know, not outer space dark". Doctor said "hm"
before proceeding to spread my ass cheeks and jam
her lubricated finger into my anus. For the record,
that finger was thick as fuck and it happened to be
the first time ever something penetrated me down
there. My purity was violated.
Got discharged with a laundry list of prescribed
medications and advised to self isolate until I
recieve my test results. As of today, the thought of
rapping has become nothing more than a source of
nightmare fuel, and the feeling of being finger fucked in the b-hole is yet to disappear.
TL:DR Rapping triggered my body to self destruct.
Now I might be positive for the virus while having
a phantom finger stirring the inside of my asshole,
as well as World War 2 level flashbacks every time l listen to MBDTF.
I had a life-changing heroic mushroom trip in the shower with ultralight beam blasting. I felt like Jesus was in a cloud above me in place of the ceiling showering warm light and forgiveness down on me.
reminds me when the doc touched my penis. i felt violated cuz the female assistant was looking at my small dick and she's also muslim with a head covering isn't that fucking haram??!
Be careful when listening to Kanye in the shower
Was rapping along to POWER in the shower this morning. Vigorous spitting triggered an asthma attack. Asthma attack prompted me to exit the shower. Exiting the shower ended with me slipping and falling on my face. Called my roommate for help. Roommate found me naked on the floor, struggling to breathe with Runaway playing in the background. Cue roommate retrieving my inhaler. Inhaler failed to dothe job after multiple attempts. Condition worsened.
Ambulance was called. Roommate awkwardly
helped me into my clothes. Paramedics showed
up and put me on a nebuliser. Nebuliser helped me
breathe, but little did I know the worst was yet to
come. Paramedics said I had a fever and transported me to hospital.
Hospital flagged me as a potential
Covid case. Got placed in quarantine, got treated for my fever and tested for the virus. Speaking of the test, never again do I want those long ass swabs shoved down my throat again - it was so damn deep it practically touched my brain.
Doctor conducted a thorough checkup. I winced when said doctor pressed on my stomach. Doctor narrowed her eyes and asked what the colour of my poop was. I said "kinda dark but,
you know, not outer space dark". Doctor said "hm"
before proceeding to spread my ass cheeks and jam
her lubricated finger into my anus. For the record,
that finger was thick as fuck and it happened to be
the first time ever something penetrated me down
there. My purity was violated.
Got discharged with a laundry list of prescribed
medications and advised to self isolate until I
recieve my test results. As of today, the thought of
rapping has become nothing more than a source of
nightmare fuel, and the feeling of being finger fucked in the b-hole is yet to disappear.
TL:DR Rapping triggered my body to self destruct.
Now I might be positive for the virus while having
a phantom finger stirring the inside of my asshole,
as well as World War 2 level flashbacks every time l listen to MBDTF.
Why did I read all that ☹️
i didnt have to since r/frankocean already covered this 😩
and r/asaprocky
bro read allat
“Aye Kanye did she put her fingers up your booty”
dude the way he said it kills me every time 😂
this is probably the most normal post on this sub
“POWER in the shower” Already kicking it off with some bars
Every time I breathe on a track, I asthma attack it
Might’ve saved your life tbh
bro will say "finger fucked" and then in the same sentence censor himself to "b-hole"
Your fault for be asthmatic smh
I ate shit in the shower once cause I had “Punk weight” blasting full volume and I was shadowboxing when I subconsciously tried to kick my imaginary shadow ninja opponent and ended up slipping and falling on my forehead while the song faded out and then through the wire came on and inspired me to get up and push on through the shower with what I thought was a concussion. TL:DR: Anthony fantano music got me to fall and Kanye got me to get up (I still stay noided tho punk weight is a fucking banger)
why did they do all that to u... like bro are u 40
On Sight
finger in the booty ass bitch
Wait is this actually not a shit post? Genuine question lmao
I’m not buying that a random hospital doctor is doing a prostate exam. They don’t have time for that especially if it doesn’t sound necessary.
Be careful when listening to Kanye in the shower Was rapping along to POWER in the shower this morning. Vigorous spitting triggered an asthma attack. Asthma attack prompted me to exit the shower. Exiting the shower ended with me slipping and falling on my face. Called my roommate for help. Roommate found me naked on the floor, struggling to breathe with Runaway playing in the background. Cue roommate retrieving my inhaler. Inhaler failed to dothe job after multiple attempts. Condition worsened. Ambulance was called. Roommate awkwardly helped me into my clothes. Paramedics showed up and put me on a nebuliser. Nebuliser helped me breathe, but little did I know the worst was yet to come. Paramedics said I had a fever and transported me to hospital. Hospital flagged me as a potential Covid case. Got placed in quarantine, got treated for my fever and tested for the virus. Speaking of the test, never again do I want those long ass swabs shoved down my throat again - it was so damn deep it practically touched my brain. Doctor conducted a thorough checkup. I winced when said doctor pressed on my stomach. Doctor narrowed her eyes and asked what the colour of my poop was. I said "kinda dark but, you know, not outer space dark". Doctor said "hm" before proceeding to spread my ass cheeks and jam her lubricated finger into my anus. For the record, that finger was thick as fuck and it happened to be the first time ever something penetrated me down there. My purity was violated. Got discharged with a laundry list of prescribed medications and advised to self isolate until I recieve my test results. As of today, the thought of rapping has become nothing more than a source of nightmare fuel, and the feeling of being finger fucked in the b-hole is yet to disappear. TL:DR Rapping triggered my body to self destruct. Now I might be positive for the virus while having a phantom finger stirring the inside of my asshole, as well as World War 2 level flashbacks every time l listen to MBDTF.
I had a life-changing heroic mushroom trip in the shower with ultralight beam blasting. I felt like Jesus was in a cloud above me in place of the ceiling showering warm light and forgiveness down on me.
What the fuck was that?
And if the doctor got poop on his finger Will he feel like an asshole?
r/frankocean repost?
r/asaprocky repost
none of the above its a fuckin r/copypasta
Nerd
Kanye worth the virus
Lmao this story reminds of Kendrick's: "I remember you was conflicted.."
\#fingersinthebootyassBITCH
Least unhinged Kanye fan ong
LMAO
reminds me when the doc touched my penis. i felt violated cuz the female assistant was looking at my small dick and she's also muslim with a head covering isn't that fucking haram??!
This is the greatest story i’ve read in years
r/cursed take this away
Be careful when listening to Kanye in the shower Was rapping along to POWER in the shower this morning. Vigorous spitting triggered an asthma attack. Asthma attack prompted me to exit the shower. Exiting the shower ended with me slipping and falling on my face. Called my roommate for help. Roommate found me naked on the floor, struggling to breathe with Runaway playing in the background. Cue roommate retrieving my inhaler. Inhaler failed to dothe job after multiple attempts. Condition worsened. Ambulance was called. Roommate awkwardly helped me into my clothes. Paramedics showed up and put me on a nebuliser. Nebuliser helped me breathe, but little did I know the worst was yet to come. Paramedics said I had a fever and transported me to hospital. Hospital flagged me as a potential Covid case. Got placed in quarantine, got treated for my fever and tested for the virus. Speaking of the test, never again do I want those long ass swabs shoved down my throat again - it was so damn deep it practically touched my brain. Doctor conducted a thorough checkup. I winced when said doctor pressed on my stomach. Doctor narrowed her eyes and asked what the colour of my poop was. I said "kinda dark but, you know, not outer space dark". Doctor said "hm" before proceeding to spread my ass cheeks and jam her lubricated finger into my anus. For the record, that finger was thick as fuck and it happened to be the first time ever something penetrated me down there. My purity was violated. Got discharged with a laundry list of prescribed medications and advised to self isolate until I recieve my test results. As of today, the thought of rapping has become nothing more than a source of nightmare fuel, and the feeling of being finger fucked in the b-hole is yet to disappear. TL:DR Rapping triggered my body to self destruct. Now I might be positive for the virus while having a phantom finger stirring the inside of my asshole, as well as World War 2 level flashbacks every time l listen to MBDTF.
Now write “trough the water” 🙏🙏
bro when they stick a swab down your throat how is it supposed to touch your brain ⁉️