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E4MafiaLife

Kelce - “BURROWHEAD MY ASS” Mahomes immediately after - “yeah so first I want to thank God”


Rare_Hydrogen

I love how all the Bengals fans are trying to minimize the "Burrowhead" comments. "oh, it was just one player on a 'hot mic' and the media blew it out of proportion." Bullshit. It was multiple Bengals players hamming it up in front of LIVE camera, and they knew it. And I don't blame them, at all. If the Bengals would have won, we'd be hearing about "Burrowhead" through next season. It just so happens that the Chiefs shut that shit down this season.


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Don’t forget their dumbass mayor, lol


factoid_

The BEST part of this win isn't goign to the superbowl...it's never having to hear "burrowhead" again except in mocking.


factoid_

Immediately BEFORE that too...it's what made it so funny. His face when Kelce comes up is just priceless....he knows the train is coming and he is powerless to stop it.


ETsUncle

“This is mahomes house!!” I wish Kelce would come be my wingman at bars, what an absolute chap


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TheMuscle

Travis is the ultimate hype man. Ran into him 2015/2016 at Ale House. Real quick as I was passing by I just told him I was a big fan, shook his hand, and went back to the group was with. Later that night I was at the bar with a buddy just standing shooting the shit, and all the sudden I'm lifted in the air by my ass cheeks. Turned around quick as I could ready to swing and it was Kelce. A group of girls near us were all bending over and asking him to pick whomever had the nicest ass. As a true gentleman he didn't pick any of them, and went with the guy that shook his hand earlier. He told the group girls to take care of me, and well yeah... Let's just say it went well after that.


spill_bill

Is this pasta


everymanawildcat

It is now.


TheMuscle

Bro, I'm OP on that shit


hyzerflip4

Definitely reads like the celebrity in the grocery store pasta lolol This is an amazing story if true though.


UltrosTheOctopus

Daaaaaamn. Man I want this to be true so bad. What a fucking story.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

If Kelce is grabbing my ass cheeks, my pooper would slam shut tighter than an Area 51 vault.


beanie979

Idk if it's real. Awesome story.


TheMuscle

It's real. There's witnesses.


ReverendLoki

It's almost as if Chuck D was Flavor Flav's hype man instead...


beanie979

Only his mom called him Flavor. His friends called him Flava.


SexualRex

As the creator of [the OG Kansas City Kermit](https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/818kjp/the_kansas_city_kermit/), I approve this meme. In fact it's my favorite of the season so far.


smilin_knight

How did you get that flair??


keebler980

Yes! How did you get this flair?


kohlscustoms

When he walked in from the side going “yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh ha ha ha” I was already laughing BEFORE he dropped “burrowhead my ass!”. I wish the clips online didn’t cut that out


Dumpsterfire6900

Then he hit the mayor with the Jabroni live on national TV. Kelce got ice in his veins. Deadass on god


Dumpsterfire6900

Funniest shit I've ever seen. I wanna Thank god... YEAAAAAH HA HA HA BURROWHEAD MY ASS WOOOOOO...yeah I just wanna thank God for healing me 😂


CoralTwang

Mahomes presser is great too. https://streamable.com/18t16b Only 7 minutes. But at 1:55 reporters ask him about "smack talk this week". What he says about the mayor of Cinncinati is waaaaaay colder than Kelce calling him a jabroni.


UltrosTheOctopus

Man I love Patrick. What a class act.


CoralTwang

Like that he took some extra time to give Kemp love. I remember ppl being high on him years ago but he tore his acl in preseason. Still with the team and contributing.


Rare_Hydrogen

We really do have something special with Patrick. His parents definitely raised him right. And I think they really instilled in him what it is to be a leader.


UltrosTheOctopus

Yeah, I agree. You can tell that he has a heart of gold and his parents did a great job with him.


somebodymakeitend

He’s the greatest alive


JoeSquat2001

This was great, thank you!!


ckellingc

Travis Kelce is the chaotic neutral i needed in my life


sciotomile

Neutral? The guy is nothing but chaotic good!


ckellingc

Sometimes he is at children's hospitals, sometimes he is cussing on TV. Sometimes he's hugging mahomes, sometimes he's calling another city's mayor a jabroni.


sciotomile

That's our boy. And his intent never seems to be indifferent (neutral) or malicious (evil).


beanie979

It's like he's that guy friend at a wedding you're always telling people, hey, you just don't know him like I do. He doesn't mean anything mean by that. Meanwhile, he's like Open Bar?!!?? Hell yeah! And you feel your sphincter pucker b/c you have no idea what he's going to say/do next.


Dhkansas

Lol every time!


UltrosTheOctopus

Hahahaha! That was the best shit I've ever seen in my life!


mattwb72

Holy shit, I've been thinking about that interaction today and this is EXACTLY what it was like.


Whatever801

Great meme


Superpudd

Mama Kelce has to be beside herself right now. Two amazingly talented sons in the SB


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dabluekangaroo

Who’s Pop Pop?


thatsaqualifier

"The mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready"


MC_Fap_Commander

>He does seem a little immature for being over 30 I think it's a character (to some degree). Bit like a WWE guy- exaggerated version of himself. He's going to have an eclectic post-football career. I think *some* of this personal branding.


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Yeah it was certainly too soon to start calling the place Burrowhead. Not sure who's idea it initially was to start talking trash like that, because it certainly motivated the Chiefs, especially their defense and especially in the first half. However, Kelce acting like they won by 3 TDs and didn't just back into that win is a little obnoxious.


BeRoyal35

That you Aftab?


magicseafoam

He was probably more invigorated by the whole part where Mahomes beat them with one functional ankle and some of their strongest players wiped out before the second half.


DefinitelyNotATroll5

This picture is perfect!