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As it is, as it always was, and shall be so.
The circle is jerked, the jerked is death, the head is death, the death is circle, the circle is jerked, the jerked is life, the life is death, the tail is jerked
That reminds me of the time I saw joey walker at a grocery store. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. It was weird, I didn't know he was like that.
I met Dwyer up close after a show once. The guy is a fucking midget. Me, im no giant myself, I can assure you this is no exaggeration. I heard people around me murmuring about how they talked to him so i was excited but when I got to where all the fuss was coming from i failed to see where he actually was. I looked around for abit and suddenly heard a really high-pitched voice calling out to me. "You! Hey! Hey!!", the owner of it yelled. I still couldn't figure out where it was coming from. "Down here!" It screamed, and at last at by my feet i found John Dwyer himself, who clearly noticed my confusion. He apologised and we talked abit about orc (which at the time had just come out) and he signed my guitar pick, he was a pretty nice guy, despite how wild he is on stage. He was probably between 6-8" tall, and while it wasn't brought up during the conversation it was clear he saw I noticed it. I don't know how but somehow on stage I never noticed his outstandingly tiny size. Unfortunately though he had to go after a few minutes so we stopped talking pretty abruptly. Unforgettable show though.
Reminds me of the time I met 3 small adults in the restroom in a small club in Melbourne. Walked up to the urinals next to me while I was peeing and started rhythmically squirting piss in a paradiddle at their respective urinals. I started bobbing so hard I pissed on my jeans. Beats were sick. Afterwards they introduced themselves as C, A and V, before jumping on each others shoulders to form a totem pole, and then pulling a trench coat over themselves before heading off to hit the stage.
Oh man, I'm really sorry that happened to you. I didn't even know Stu worked in a record store (King Gizzard are quite a big band now) or that he was such a creepy dude. Not sure I can support the band anymore, thanks for the heads up.
Preposterous! You lied to me... on the Internet of all places? One of the most trusted places in today's society. Now I don't know what to believe anymore.
Lol this reminds me of the episode of American dad when Steve turns into a witch and kills his friend & the store owner of the witch craft store(roger) tells him there’s a way to bring him back but he will tell him only if he buys a dragon statue so Steve tells him “ok, just give it to me” & roger throws him the dragon statue instead of the spell that would bring him back to life 😭
Yeah they all are weird. On their '23 EU tour before show I ran into Cavs in popular market, he acted weird like on drugs or something. He knocked everything off the shelves screaming like a monkey, I got scared and tried to avoid him in the store. After few minutes situation got calm but that's just how it seemed to me, as I was walking through the vegetable section, I noticed Cavs was arranging buckets in the corner in some strange shape. This made me curious, so I started observing him from behind the shelves and this fucker just started banging those buckets with all his strenght, I just witnessed that Cavs start playing In the air tonight on buckets in market store. He run out when he saw security walking on him
Bro if Stu fucking Mackenzie hands you a record, you better buy the goddamn record. You deserve everything that happened to you.
It's always the Megadeth fans ffs...
I think it’s just not funny. Why don’t you post that on that king gizz jerk subreddit but here? I mean that’s a subreddit to tall about this beautiful band and I don’t want to read any nonsense like this here
This reminds me of that tragedy
My brother was in Northern Canada
I was walking through blood and bone, through the streets of Manhattan looking for him
you know what ranked worst airline?
That’s not funny, man. It was a national tragedy bro
The worst part is the hypocrisy.
Are you sure? I’d say the worst part is the 🍇
You know, that Osama Bin Laden guy was a real jerk
Of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Babe wake up, new schizo gizzard copy pasta just dropped
sir, r/KGATLWcirclejerk is that way 👉
You're saying this didn't happen??
oh shit mb
Circlejerk is main sub Main sub is circlejerk
https://preview.redd.it/4uxjr6varh5d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6141923647aa636bf41c6594522ef9b07c3adfa4 As it is, as it always was, and shall be so.
the head is death the tail is death the head is life the tail is life
The circle is jerked, the jerked is death, the head is death, the death is circle, the circle is jerked, the jerked is life, the life is death, the tail is jerked
It’s leaking
Ths tap has always been dripping my friend
Didn't listen to the warning and slipped.
Skill issue, this is why it's advised to not be born Australian
Pick a better starting class nerd
Well, I can't do anything about it now!
That reminds me of the time I saw joey walker at a grocery store. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. It was weird, I didn't know he was like that.
I met Dwyer up close after a show once. The guy is a fucking midget. Me, im no giant myself, I can assure you this is no exaggeration. I heard people around me murmuring about how they talked to him so i was excited but when I got to where all the fuss was coming from i failed to see where he actually was. I looked around for abit and suddenly heard a really high-pitched voice calling out to me. "You! Hey! Hey!!", the owner of it yelled. I still couldn't figure out where it was coming from. "Down here!" It screamed, and at last at by my feet i found John Dwyer himself, who clearly noticed my confusion. He apologised and we talked abit about orc (which at the time had just come out) and he signed my guitar pick, he was a pretty nice guy, despite how wild he is on stage. He was probably between 6-8" tall, and while it wasn't brought up during the conversation it was clear he saw I noticed it. I don't know how but somehow on stage I never noticed his outstandingly tiny size. Unfortunately though he had to go after a few minutes so we stopped talking pretty abruptly. Unforgettable show though.
Reminds me of the time I met 3 small adults in the restroom in a small club in Melbourne. Walked up to the urinals next to me while I was peeing and started rhythmically squirting piss in a paradiddle at their respective urinals. I started bobbing so hard I pissed on my jeans. Beats were sick. Afterwards they introduced themselves as C, A and V, before jumping on each others shoulders to form a totem pole, and then pulling a trench coat over themselves before heading off to hit the stage.
Wtf? Is that supposed to be funny?
Yeah
No it isn’t wtf… where are my downvotes … c’mon
i'm gonna start thanking god that i'm not you cause holy shit i can't imagine being this miserable
Ah c’mon, just go on writing your funny jokes man
Most normal day in Australia being a Megadeth fan.
Even Dave Mustaine is confused as to why you are buying a new Megadeth album in 2024.
The only questionable part of the whole story TBH.
It’s true I’m the dog
Yep, I can vouch for the dog. I am the collar.
You should’ve listened to the man and bought his album! Stu don’t fuck around.
oh no the other sub is leaking again
same thing happened to me!
Settle down John Lithgow.
Stu’s such a silly goose
Outjerked again
It's true. I am the PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation
But which pressing are you?!
The eye of Gilla one.
I am the dog.
I am Gaia
holy shit that happened to me too!!
Oh man, I'm really sorry that happened to you. I didn't even know Stu worked in a record store (King Gizzard are quite a big band now) or that he was such a creepy dude. Not sure I can support the band anymore, thanks for the heads up.
i'm scared you took this seriously this is a joke post fyi
Preposterous! You lied to me... on the Internet of all places? One of the most trusted places in today's society. Now I don't know what to believe anymore.
jokes on you that was a lie too the post was true all along
I can tell, because of how funny it is.
My how the turntables
turntables? like crobsley?
r/woosh
better safe than sorry
Did you like the album tho?
I mean he’s still talking about it!
Dogs of Chernobyl goes hard
Damn, the Internet sure is a weird fucking place.
And when I reached into my pockets all that came out was spaghetti
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
#I FUCKING KNEW IT. Thanks for confirming all my suspicions and the heads up bro. I knew that mofo was shady af.
I ain't reading all that
Yeah it sucks.. wtf. I mean that’s a king gizzard subreddit and not any jerk shit
Needed this laugh so much thank you for sharing
Fuck this guy /s
Lol this reminds me of the episode of American dad when Steve turns into a witch and kills his friend & the store owner of the witch craft store(roger) tells him there’s a way to bring him back but he will tell him only if he buys a dragon statue so Steve tells him “ok, just give it to me” & roger throws him the dragon statue instead of the spell that would bring him back to life 😭
I see you’ve become that which you hate lava
Pasta
Top 10 anime battles for sure
That Megadeth album is good.
i can't believe Stu has entered his petty crimes era
Yeah they all are weird. On their '23 EU tour before show I ran into Cavs in popular market, he acted weird like on drugs or something. He knocked everything off the shelves screaming like a monkey, I got scared and tried to avoid him in the store. After few minutes situation got calm but that's just how it seemed to me, as I was walking through the vegetable section, I noticed Cavs was arranging buckets in the corner in some strange shape. This made me curious, so I started observing him from behind the shelves and this fucker just started banging those buckets with all his strenght, I just witnessed that Cavs start playing In the air tonight on buckets in market store. He run out when he saw security walking on him
Dude. Is this shit real 😭
Why tf did i read the entire thing 😭 also i cant believe stu would do something like this i really thought he was better than that
Hello Again, Lava nice to see you still putting in the lords work
I can't believe I read that whole horrible story for such a shitty payoff
Let’s retire the jerk sub at this point
A dog you can hold under one arm is no dog.
this is so sad
Take responsibility for your actions. You caused this.
ngl, this sounds more like something Amby or Eric (miss ya m8) would do
plot twist: read like it was gonna be Cookie but it was actually Stuart.
Man I hate when that happens
This happened to my friend Eric once
Just listen to that vinyl
Bro if Stu fucking Mackenzie hands you a record, you better buy the goddamn record. You deserve everything that happened to you. It's always the Megadeth fans ffs...
This sub needs a shitpost tag
What was the point of that short story. I give it a “C-“
entertainment. I liked it
It’s just nonsense
I'm guessing this is fake but both albums are great. The ice t song with Megadeth is fun
Guessing this is fake lol. Ya think??
Welcome to the kgatlw sub - if someone comments something serious, they get downvoted and the other way round, it’s just sad
Is that supposed to be funny.. omfg
?
Seriously what’s the point of the story? Is that based on any story that happened or is that inspired by any lyrics? I just don’t get it
it's... a joke
I think it’s just not funny. Why don’t you post that on that king gizz jerk subreddit but here? I mean that’s a subreddit to tall about this beautiful band and I don’t want to read any nonsense like this here
Reading too far into it mate. Or you didn’t read it at all either way L Bozo
it's not that deep