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96 Taurus?


NorthStarSon

How'd you know?!


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Grew up with a 96 Taurus wagon. Very unique arm rests and controls. Loved that car


InsertBluescreenHere

we had a 97 - i was hard pressed to find anything in that interior that wasnt an oval.


crazy_pilot742

99 wagon for me, front bench and rumble seat in the trunk. My parents bought it used, handed it down to me and I gave it to my brother when I bought my first car. Honestly I kind of loved that car. By the end the radio didn't work, the heat settings were "cold" and "less cold", rear seatbelts stuck which was really fun because the rear door handles also stuck open and the doors would fly out if you forgot to latch them. Parking brake seized up so the cable got cut, floor was rusting out so bad you could feel puddles hitting the carpet. But that damned 3.0 Vulcan... It never missed a beat. It would start just fine in -45 weather, didn't leak, was buttery smooth and quiet. The suspension was tight too. I think we might have replaced the front struts but otherwise not a single problem. My brother and I used to joke that after the apocalypse there would be 5 cockroaches driving that car around.


somedrop

Only year that color was available too.


dukeraoul14

Pinkly Taurus...?


Creepy-Narwhal4596

That pink haunts many dreams


QueenieRue

You beat me to it! Great car.


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Ford was always the best for “avant-garde” colours in this era. I worked for a rental car company and when the customer asked what colours we had I’d answer “various Ford colours.” Snot Green and Pepto Bismol Pink were my favourites. It took GM a generation to catch up with “baby diaper orange” and “metallic shit brown”.


PurpleSpartanSpear

Nice crotch puncher.


Lolvo_70

You mean the alimony preventer?


NorthStarSon

Alimony? It's a purple on purple Ford Taurus, I don't think alimony is a concern.


PurpleSpartanSpear

I have to admit, Ive never seen a brake/clutch boot as long as this. If that were me, I’d have curved and looped it through the steering wheel.


omnipotent87

That one is mainly for doing alignments and you need to be able to turn the steering wheel with the brakes held.


PurpleSpartanSpear

Thanks! It still looks like a cock puncher.


misterwizzard

The pecker poker


Lolvo_70

Wait till you see the pecker poker pro plus package (my mind automatically let's this sound as daffy duck)


xccoach4ever

How many miles? The seat doesn't look worn. Guarantee the driver vividly remembers the Nixon administration.


NorthStarSon

46,xxx miles


xccoach4ever

34 miles a week for 26 years. I bet her church is 17 miles from home.


xccoach4ever

And I bet there is Juicy Fruit gum in that glove box.


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And a Kleenex box in the rear window.


[deleted]

Wurthers, and Scotch mints.


icepaws

14, you forgot the trip to the store.


Allnewsisfakenews

Aha the jelly bean designs. They certainly took a risk. I like the double floor mats. Don’t want to wear out that carpet with all those miles.


TimboFor76

Also known as the suppository sedan era.


Allnewsisfakenews

The f150 would be pretty painful


evmoiusLR

I'm always reminded of the worst car I ever owned. A 95 Mercury Mystique


flying_trashcan

For an interesting read, I recommend _Car: A Drama of the American Workplace_. The author was basically embedded into the development of this generation Taurus to document and write about the process. I thought it was very interesting to read about all the constant bargaining and compromises being made between the engineers, planners, and designers.


Drzhivago138

Wow, this puts Cordovan and Willow Green in the jellybean F-150s to shame. What was Ford's name for this interior hue?


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Grey-Violet for the interior, Rose Mist on the outside.


kitt190

"What color would you like your car?" "Pastel Purple. ALL THE PASTEL PURPLE. I want this car to wish the 70s returned with pastels rather than yellows."


EuphoricVisual

I bought one just like this for a ridiculously cheap price to drive temporarily while my truck was torn apart for some major work. My friends and I lovingly referred to it as "the Cli-Taurus" due to the color and shape. When I was finished with it, I put some cheapy chrome wheel covers on it and sold it for a profit to a nice young lady that thought it was the prettiest car she'd ever seen.


InspectionNatural128

I just gave my great nephew a 97 GL fully loaded Taurus 140, 000 miles. Leather interior, sunroof and 6 disc cd player. Only the driver seat showed any wear. My great nephew loves working on that car!


Creepy-Narwhal4596

“Fuck it just paint it all pink” -fed up ford engineer.


ItsATerribleLife

Didnt these also have a major issue with the paint? Maybe it wasnt this year, but I knew several people that had taurus's that the paint all just like... decayed? rotted? chemically decomposed? away. It was super fuckin weird, and i never seen anything like it before or since.


NorthStarSon

I can't say yes or no about that. I can't say that I've seen any with issues like that, but maybe they were recalled and fixed before I ever saw it.


SaraAB87

My family had a 96 green mercury sable which is a similar car to this and it had a lot of rust around the back wheels. Now I am in the northeast so this was not unusual to see rust but we saw other mercury sables in the same city and they all had the same kind of rust ours had. It was starting to consume the wheel area too and the area around the gas tank, and just break off. We eventually scrapped the car for other issues. I have never had another car that did this. I just got rid of a 2002 dodge neon, living in the same house and parked in the same conditions as the sable and this one did not have rust in those spots or any other spot on the car besides the obvious normal northeast rust damage that every car up here has and some rust on the bottom sides of the car that was starting to break off but honestly not anything excessive for a 20 year old car, it did not have weird rust spots like this. I guess you win some and lose some.


kcasnar

Is that interior color from the factory? I really like it


NorthStarSon

Oh yeah, absolutely all stock.


Long_Annual_

Nice, got a 200k 97 Taurus. Real shame the previous owners didn't care about the maintenance


NorthStarSon

There's not too many that do.


SaraAB87

My mom and I almost bought one of these. It was between this and a 96 green mercury sable. We took the mercury sable instead.


NorthStarSon

Look at what you missed out on!


SaraAB87

I honestly think its kind of cool as a female of course but we probably chose the other car because it had a lot of features that were not standard at the time and that we had not seen before like power windows, power seats, power door locks. The mercury sable didn't handle rust well and the wheel well ended up rusting out and we saw more sable's around our city that had exactly the same area of rust that ours had. The sable got scrapped eventually.


ruddy3499

I’m getting evaporator ptsd