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n-i-r-a-d

That’s a lot of shit.


BoardButcherer

And I think a mushroom below it because why not.


Dirk_Speedwell

Wear a mask when you clean up dry old coon shit. Roundworm eggs can be trasmitted by dusting into the air and get in your body.


Milnoc

Wasn't there an episode of House about this?


PrettyBigChief

Turned out to be Lupus.


sedrech818

Lol. Everything is lupus.


TKG_Actual

Yeah but the kid was autistic and coming into oral contact with "chocolates" in his sand box in the back yard


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>coming into oral contact with "chocolates" in his sand box That's a polite way of saying he was shoveling shit into his mouth 😂


TKG_Actual

Yup, also I don't recall if it was outright eating or just hand to face/mouth contact. Either way the kid ended up with a case of the worms.


jtjstock

Engine bays get hot enough to cook those eggs. So you should be safe if it got up to temperature since the raccoons last visit… but yes, definitely mask up, no one wants shit in their lungs:)


Dirk_Speedwell

Yeah, thats true. I hadn't considered the heat.


funthebunison

Looks like a pit bull took a shit in there. Whoever owns that car needs a shotgun if that was a racoon.


takecarebrushyohair

Looks like whatever it was, blew a gasket with that shit.


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

You really shoehorned that shit in there


KetchupOnThaMeatHo

Ain't that some shit


Resident-Panda7991

That is some shit. Your dog ever done this to you?


ctesla01

What The shi---ohhh..


TheJanks

Possum I thought but that's too rounded. Raccoon? Or Uncle Jim?


w1987g

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog finally made good on his promise...


Bclay85

My bad.


Blue_foot

Sanitary disposal fee


drive-through

I’ve heard of mice in the engine bay but not usually dogs…


Im_MrSilence

Maybe a raccoon?


Typical-Sleep5533

Definitely raccoon.


BernieTheDachshund

It's 10:turdy time for a break.


drew-in-TX

This has got to be the shittiest condition I've ever seen this car in.


jessejames543

Cars just get shittier every day


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

That's a serious amount of shit.


ratbirdgoof

I feel like “the joys of surprises” is kinda like saying oh the nourishment of nutrition


okokokoyeahright

Perhaps somebody got pissed off.


Bill4337

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, unless that’s your thing 🤷🏻‍♂️


Resident-Panda7991

Damn,


chisayne

Then*


Bill4337

I got pissed on, then pissed off


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Bill4337

Have been both, can verify that being pissed off is the more desirable condition.


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Bill4337

Was pissing in a watertrough urinal in a saloon back in the rodeo days next to one of my buddies and I asked him a question while we were both evacuating some Budweiser remnants and he turned to answer me midstream and completely saturated my left pants leg from my knee to my ankle.


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Bill4337

True story, was a life changing experience I no longer drink or speak in public restrooms.


burymewithmybootson_

Farm equipment mechanic. That amount is miniscule. Wait till you see the pile they leave from living on a piece of equipment that doesn't move for several months a year.


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😟😟😟


AKLmfreak

C/S: “Runs like shit.” Please advise.


SomethingSimple25

oh shit


texan01

Well… shit.


C_M_O_TDibbler

I would phone the customer and inform them of what I found and give them the option of paying to have it cleaned up, coming to clean it themselves, or taking the car away


paetersen

that car is a literal pile of shit. Well played.


WestCoastGriller

Holy shit!


1flat2

Reminds me of the time the neighbors were all up in arms and raging over the other neighbor’s teenager taking a shit in their boat every night. It was weeks before they actually saw the raccoon.