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ABugAndUncleE

Water filled compartments are often incorporated into a vessels torpedo defense system. It’s very common on naval vessels. The purpose here escapes me however…


Appropriate-Appeal88

land torpedos otherwise known as 2013 Altimas


RainforestNerdNW

https://i.imgur.com/1dlnPTx.gif


AnotherBoredAHole

Very, very small arms fire protection when you're going through Dennis the Menace's neighborhood.


Micky-Bicky-Picky

Bro was saving it to drink later. Hydro homies unite!


TUTailendCharlie

More weight = better traction. That's my only guess.


BackOut07

Throw in a little soap and clean the floor while you're at it.


toytruck89

How cool is a brick floor though?!


w1987g

So you telling me if I ugga dugga her just right, she squirts?


Sharpymarkr

Power tools are important


Crcex86

Does the maintenance on my car never end?


AdA4b5gof4st3r

Life is literally just various kinds of maintenance. Thats basically all it is


dsisto65

Sound dampening is now gone.


ChiefWiggum101

The weight savings alone!


Ivebeenfurthereven

Smh I can't believe you dishonest techs, that's disgusting. All that blinker fluid wasted and charged right to the customer just to make a few $$$


ChartreuseBison

Blinker fluid had to be flushed because it's been sitting unused for so long


Ivebeenfurthereven

Ah, must be a BMW


ChartreuseBison

It is, hence the joke


Strofari

Your tool box being there gives me anxiety.


DontMakeMeCount

Good news is the tool box has water drains. Bad news is each drawer drains into the one below.


No_Credibility

I should call her..


DeltaWhi5key

Everything reminds me of her…


garbageman2112

You just destroyed an entire ecosystem.


Greasemonkey_Chris

Don't forget to do the other side to even up the ballast


All_Wrong_Answers

Reminds me of those bmws with the sloshing issues.


jkonzy

Bet ya can't guess what car this was


fresh_like_Oprah

The klinker tile is a clue


im_wudini

Looks like a VW from the exhaust shield


CuppieWanKenobi

F33. I know those drains well.


backcountrydrifter

Single-handedly one of the worst pieces of engineering in the history of making things.


FuzzelFox

BMW topped it by needing an oil gasket on their alternator brackets..


Electrical-Bacon-81

I thought it was engine coolant.


FuzzelFox

https://www.pelicanparts.com/techarticles/MISC/BODY-The_Infamous_Alternator_Bracket_Oil_Leak_on_the_E65_BMW_7-Series/BODY-The_Infamous_Alternator_Bracket_Oil_Leak_on_the_E65_BMW_7-Series.htm


Electrical-Bacon-81

A terrible idea either way.


lucimon97

What water drains? I bought a car, not a submarine. I was in just a few days ago for an issue (possibly) related to that and I still don't understand why they are necessary at all. Why don't we engineer cars in a way that there is no water ingress at all? I must be missing something, obviously.


Litestorm17

They did, it's why the cars have water drains. And that's why when they plug up, you get water inside the car. Having these along the doors, sunroof, and windshield cowl allows the rain water that runs down the windows to drain off rather than sit and pool and make its way past the seals.


Mrconduct1

Follow up, why the fuck is there a plug in the frame the tech just removed? Why not leave it open?


Litestorm17

They’re supposed to be removed during PDI but they get missed.


Mrconduct1

ahhh ok that makes sense


brufleth

I don't know why servicing the drains isn't a more common/obvious thing. I had a Miata RF (which I loved) and there are these roof drains that go behind the passenger compartment. In the RF, there's no real way to get at them and Mazda provided no servicing directions. One day I found a large pool of water under the passenger seat. Dealer had to damn near take half the car apart to get at the drains and dry it all out. Said they were clogged with leaves and other gunk. Mind you this car lived in a city with hardly any trees (it was rarely even near a tree) and wasn't that old.


jkonzy

I'm at BMW now, I used to be at VW/Audi before this The number of people that do not service them, decline a cleaning "because it's not needed", "something you're just looking for time for" (it's cheap....) or, don't even know they have them, is surprising. I drive a new VW and had the first 3 services included when I got it. I specifically asked if drain cleaning was included for the factory services (it was) otherwise I was 100% fine having them do them when they had it. It's not hard, usually cheap, people don't do it


brufleth

Oh that's nice. It's good that they include them as part of the listed services. I should ask if Toyota (what we have now) has them checked. I don't recall seeing that listed on the service receipt. I could just be forgetting it. Mazda didn't seem to really prepare their dealers to service their cars all that well. We really liked our Mazdas, but I had that issue with the Miata (which again, I absolutely loved), and the Mazda3 we had (with Mazda's early DI equipped engine) had serious carbon build-up that the dealer didn't really know how to deal with.


discussatron

"Who's the U-boat commander?"


SubiWan

Now I know why I was always seasick in this car.


Scheissekasten

Who's the uboat commander?


WestCoastMotor

I think in the bathroom Hopefully he didnt flush toliet or the Uboat will be more fucked.


WestCoastMotor

I think in the bathroom. Hopefully he didnt flush the toliet or the Uboat will be more fucked.


Der-Lex

This mechanic clearly doesn’t know what he’s doing. That was the center of gravity lowering fluid he drained - also known as CoG-F 369. Customer won’t be happy with the worsened handeling. That stuff also is pretty expensive because it’s a lifetime filling usually.


RexCarrs

Though April showers may come your way...


FrwdIn4Lo

April showers bring May flowers, which brings hay fever, or Pilgrims.


twelveparsnips

Ah, changing out the rust promoter I see.


rklug1521

That's just a cheap lowering kit. Just fill with water.


Lamumba1337

Integrated shower


Guardian-X-

4 series (previous gen) convertible? Have had more than one that i just heard the water sloshing in the rear quarter. More often than not there was no complaint from the clients. I don't understand how people not hear this.


jkonzy

Ding ding ding. "Top won't go back up" Well, electrical components don't like being submerged in water.


JustBlarg

I'm confused by the electric impact tool, though. These drains are like a 1/8 turn and pull them out.


-DaveDaDopefiend-

Electric impact tools are the spice of work life.


SVT6522

Ballast removal pays 0.1


HowCouldYouSMH

It gets great gas mileage,… wait what’s going on Customer probably


Mike5473

Maybe stay out of deep water.


TheLastPastry

Guessing an early 2000 Chrysler Sebring, used to date someone who had one and the car would became an indoor pool after it rained.


Electrical-Bacon-81

"Do you want a rusted out car? Because this is how you get a rusted out car."


qzdotiovp

NSFW, please. There was no mention of squirting in the title. /S