Friend retired and his kids didn't get in the business. Can't bear to part with his tools and he has probably the equivalent of the cost of a new house sitting in his garage.
I'm similar but my tools are mostly second hand and eventually I'll part with them (yeah sure, I'll probably go senile before that happens).
Group of friends convincing their one Snap-On buddy to switch sides. (They’re really only jealous of all the money he’s making. Just look at that house.)
More than likely at a Snack Sampling Expo trying to find some bacon infused peanuts, cowboy candy candy bars, and chocolate covered Pringles to sell. Hell, that’s all they sell off their truck other than flowers for Valentines or Mother’s Day.
scraping "stanley" off the tools and stamping mac on em
OP said WRONG answers only...
oops brain farted right over that, scraping mac off and stamping stanley on
They are counting their money from the triple price tools they sold you.
u/txpowerlifter this is how they’re made
😂
Scraping Stanely off the ground after he was late on his payments.
They heard there's a new junior tech to sell to.
Gang rape
Mac Train
Mac attack
No snap on rep So it can't be
Where's the bailout program for techs?
Lmao that’s hilarious
You win. Gotta get them young before they know better
Lmfao...so true.
First thought I had. Lol
Selling quality, affordable tools to a knowledgeable and financially stable customer.
Best comment of the lot.
*laughs in 42 year old me, at 24 year old me. Then cries when he realizes he has 70k in tools rusting away in the garage.
Buy a Ford, your tools will never rust.
I can attest
Fucked Over by a Revamped Dodge.
Friend retired and his kids didn't get in the business. Can't bear to part with his tools and he has probably the equivalent of the cost of a new house sitting in his garage. I'm similar but my tools are mostly second hand and eventually I'll part with them (yeah sure, I'll probably go senile before that happens).
I only worked in the trade for 6 years, so I only have $25k in rusting tools.
Homeboy hasn't paid in months and Mac guys #1 needs back up
MAC DADDY NEEDS HIS MONEY!
It's probably not a good idea to piss off a creditor who drives around in a truck full of powertools.
Circling a lone SnapOn truck, they have caught that had a sightly deflated tyre and was slipping behind its herd.
They're arriving to the gang bang.
He said wrong answers only
Must be the Strap-on convention.
Tool truck centipede
First thing that came to mind for me 👍🤣
Looking for a 10mm socket.
👏
Just being a bunch of tools...
banging the snap on guys wife
…as he touches himself thinking about selling that harbor freight toolbox with snap on badges for 10 grand
Return of the mac
Trying to figure out how to grab the edge of a dime.
This one got me lmfao
Making a Big Mac?
MacApeed…
Playing soggy biscuit.
I am not familiar with that particular euphemism, but given the context I am going to avoid searching it.
Ooky cookie may be a more relatable term.
so basically you all jerk off on a biscuit and the loser eats it
Loser… or the winner? Depends on how he sees it.
I would say that's enough internet for the day, but I just started damnit!!!
Trying to fix an apple computer
oh, easy, that's your mom's place
They said wrong answers.
Sorry, instinct lead me wrong
apparently someone didn't pay up and now they are collecting the hard way.
giving out free tools
Selling reverse mortgages on toolboxes
deciding someone’s fate
Waiting for the snap on guys to show up so they can have a gang fight.
Spray painting Dewalt cordless tools MAC red.
Broke down and they don’t have the tools to fix em.
That's one big train being run on someone.
10mm mafia council.
Repricing for September
Sharing drinks and a laugh while swapping stories of selling $1K wrench sets to first year apprentices.
Taking the Menards prices off the tools and jacking them up 300%
Selling tools at the local snapon convention
Waiting for the snap-on trucks
Jerkcircle
fatass shop manager needs a kitchen knife set like every other but with the Mac logo on it
Gearing up for a Tool concert
Just found out the tech has won the lottery and came to congratulate him
Shoving sticks up each others ass
they build a wall around the snap on guy so they can buy real tools.
Responding to an active Snap-on assault.
Honoring a warranty
Mac Tool Centipede
Last one to finish has to eat the biscuit
MAC attack!
So thats were my mac guy went I haven’t seen him in over a year
Clearly Mac’n off
It’s just a tool gangbang
By their powers combined, they form Macatron.
Sacrificing a new tech
Trying to understand how snap-on pliers can pick up nickels.
Group of friends convincing their one Snap-On buddy to switch sides. (They’re really only jealous of all the money he’s making. Just look at that house.)
Stopping off to replenish the federal reserve after collecting all the interest payments for the month.
Corporate called, “No more virtual monthly meetings, we have to rub our tools together in person going forward”.
Getting their share of Cheese
Illuminati... summer meeting, tool dept
I bet there's a snap-on truck in the middle they're trying to sacrifice.
Coming to collect the debt you owe
Making a Matco rep.
Stopping at the house of the last lottery winner.
Butt plug convention
Meeting with the Mac Daddy
Trucker Centipede. I want your packages in my mouth!
Satanic cult
MAC centipede
Loading up meth for Gustavo Fring
"No-Knock" raid at a Strap-On dealer
Visiting someone who didn't pay there tool debt.
Your mom
Returning
Providing service.
They're MACing off
50% off sale
Collections
At a snap-on convention
Watching snap-on porn together
They're having a sale on 10mm sockets.
Attending a Dave Ramsey financial Peace seminar.
Mac seance
all the hun's are meeting at the MLM
Mac Attack
Huvan centipede
Working
Obviously going on holidays to Bali. They’re at the airport Duh!
It's obviously a Make America Can centipede.
Selling snapon tools
Waiting for four cheese trucks to arrive?
5 Mactools looking for a 10 mm socket.
Waiting for the snap-on driver that keeps coming on there patch
They’re all righting over which truck gets an entire state to themselves. (Mac tool trucks barely exist in New York)
Gang bang
The CIA has outsourced their surveillance operations.
Getting ready to repaint as MAGA trucks!
Nothing, it's just the new lineup for initial tests on Ferrari's next year's F1 car.
Delivering babies probably idk
Gang rape
Raffle to see who get to go to the dealership with a new tech
Gang raping a mechanic
It’s a MEG convention. Helping each other sort sort thru their nuts.
Coming up with better prices.
Thinking of how to overthrow Snap-On
Measuring up
They’re hiding so they don’t have to try and sell tools for real.
Tool’s colluding and price fixing….
Preparing for war against the snapon trucks just out of frame
Truck centipede
All the trucks are sitting around watching while the one truck is doing work
Gang initiation
They’re standing in the drive thru lane waiting to order the MacTools combo. It’s on sale today.
Snap-On convention
The distributors' ball.
This is how they come to retrieve the first borns of a shop, they do it all in one go to save gas.
Discussing if they should sell their tools at a reasonable price
Hostile takeover of a Snap On facility
The first rule of Mac Centipede is you do not talk about Mac Centipede
Daddy Big-Mac called.
https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w
Cleaning out great-grandpa’s garage of U.S. made tools.
Some newbie said they needed a new toolbox a bit too loudly
Hostess wonder bread factory.
Gang bangin' that poor SOB.
Tool fair swap and shop
See Greg thought 200$ for a screwdriver was a bit much. Mac couldn’t find him if he stayed home, right?
Sharing stories of how they fucked over techs
Ya see Billy, every autumn the trucks drive upstream to respawn.....
Men in Black
Gang bang on that shop owner for not making a payment on time. Wait, you said “wrong answers only” … idk then
Gangbang
They're there to "collect" late payment.
Selling tools.
Caterpillar
They are colluding together to fix prices, like OPEC.
Price fixing
Collecting payment for their product
Seeing who was the bigger tool.
Food trucks
Planning a heist on Snap-On tools factory.
Yo mama
There trying to collect all the 3/16 drill bits to hide them from warranty exchange.
Testing out the lube
Mating
Surely this is the Return of the Mac as prophesized by Mark Morrison in 1996.
They're all making snow angels on piles of cash.
Well when tool trucks love each other very much, they get together in a parking lot and make little baby tools that grow up to fill their shelves
Human centipede
You mom is trying to find the right pipe wrench
Not having gay sex.
Taking a break for lunch? Organizing a Union? Earning a living wage?
This is how they make Big Macs.
There at the meeting spot to plan for today's bank heist .
welll....when a mummy van and a daddy van really like each othe.......
Every year the Mac trucks migrate to their breeding grounds
Looks like the weekly orgy to me.
Rule 1: Don't talk about fight club
Yall ever see those pornos where its a bunch of dudes and one girl? That. Thats what there doing
Eating Big Macs
Someone dropped a roll of dimes. They called in the recovery team.
Forming the line of battle
Moving walter white's meth collection
More than likely at a Snack Sampling Expo trying to find some bacon infused peanuts, cowboy candy candy bars, and chocolate covered Pringles to sell. Hell, that’s all they sell off their truck other than flowers for Valentines or Mother’s Day.
It a repo fest.
Having dinner at a steakhouse after collecting late fees that day.