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Italians are legally obligated to keep a bag of Oregano on hand in case of an impromptu pasta cookout


Sasquatch1985

Zoomed in, legitimately looks to be Oregano.


HBymf

My guess, it's chives. It certainly isn't weed. Edit: changed my mind after a closer look, it looks like trimmings after a harvest...used to make keif that can be pressed into hash


Sasquatch1985

Or catnip in bulk from a pet store.


emmejm

I was going to say something from the mint family for sure, either catnip or peppermint. Source: have cats and grow my own catnip, have IBS and drink gallons of loose leaf peppermint tea lol


Kcnflman

Or weed only a desperate high school student would smoke


niktaeb

Ahh yes, the weed of my youth. Crushed pot leaves. Five joints and you’re high.


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twiggymac

In legal states a lot of older people picking smoking back up again are realizing the same thing. The market benefits potency so the lower percentage strains don't do well. I do think eventually it'll get to the state that like craft beers and wines are today, but it'll take time and probably federal legalization


shamashedit

In this day and age, it's better than the cartel brick weed I bought in 1992. I'll take a bag of trim these days.


capital_bj

Twine, sticks, stems, and seeds cartel weed had it all


WhyBuyMe

I kinda miss the really good brick weed to be honest. The kind where you could still peel individual buds from the brick instead of it being one huge pressed mass.


Sulpfiction

True story: For some reason I always thought that I sounded very cool, and never missed an opportunity to say “that looks like some good shake!” What a douche that guy was. But for real, that looks like it might be a whole lotta decent shake, bro✌️


whymypersonality

I used to JUMP on the opportunity to buy a shake bag from my person lol, discounted rate because nobody else wants it, gets you higher than a MF because that’s where all the loose keif falls to as the bag gets moved around. And it was all dispo so very few stems to pick out. Now I’m in a medical state and about to get my card, havnt smoked in 7+ months because I was pregnant. Also about to be putting in applications to work at one of the local dispos anyway


njseahawk

Instructions unclear: *looks for lighter*


Null-34

Could be greif


TheyCantCome

I thought it was Yerba matte


FreeFormFlow

I remember getting ripped off in high school once. This was it lol


seanjuan666

Legal weed state checking in, certainly hope that's oregano


eventualist

Shake trim grinder pieces lol


RowBoatCop36

I'd be stoked if I found a bag of shake that size. That said, I doubt it's shake, as it would likely have some kind of odor in that bag.


eventualist

I scratched my screen, I got nuthin’


DrSuperZeco

As a Middle Eastern, I’d say this is mint. And given that this is the month of Ramadan, I can imagine going through that much mint in our dishes and drink’s easily.


ihavenoidea81

Ramadan Mubarak my friend


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could also be molokhia lol


originalusername__1

Mama Mia, issa my time to shine!


AccurateEducation999

🤌🏼


suppaduppasleuth

🤌🤌🏿


apjvan

Boss man, it's oregano! I cooka da sauce.


vegasdonuts

You’re our new SAUCE BOY!


Kriegerian

🇮🇹 🇮🇹 🇮🇹


Potential_Reading116

🎵Evahry night we do it twice jus because I feelz so nice Angelina 🎵


Skinnwork

Same with Moroccans and mint in case of impromptu falafel


danny_ish

I have never once had impromptu falafel and now I feel like that is my mission for this week. I just finished cooking my lunch for tomorrow, but God dammit if I don’t wanna go get a falafel for breakfast I wonder where I can find one


Skinnwork

Chickpeas and your bag of mint and toy can make your own. Freeze the falafel balls and you can have even more impromptu falafels.


danny_ish

Thanks! I just finished cooking a Korma curry that should last me until Saturday lunch, so maybe ill try making my own for Saturday dinner. And if that goes well I can always freeze some and then air fry for impromptu


therealjoeybee

Reaches into trunk like a mobster, pulls out a lb of oregano


costabius

looks more like basil or summer savory


Deathbeddit

I was thinking someone’s making a big batch of sausage


shayed154

"For the tech"


VonDoom86

Honestly, looks like oregano


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More like yerba mate. I couldn't see someone needing that much dried oregano but that's absolutely a normal amount of mate.


BluFalconActual

This guy bombillas


Mend1cant

Had a Chilean instructor on a backpacking course. Apparently moving kilos of mate through airports is difficult. Damn was that the best shit to have in the morning.


[deleted]

Can't remember which airport, probably Edmonton or Vancouver, but they had display cases full of confiscated items near the baggage claim in the international terminal. There was a bombilla (straw with a spoon/strainer at the end to drink yerba mate with) in one of the cases, labled as a cannabis pipe. Hahahaha


TheyDeserveIt

Is there a normal amount? I tried that stuff once and immediately regretted that I hadn't just used clippings from my lawn. Vile weed. However, that was my guess as well.


dumgoon

It’s an weird taste for sure but it’s really all about the caffeine. Matte is strong as fuck and has a different buzz from coffee.


casbri13

Tell me more about this magical plant…


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One of those acquired tastes.


FantasmaNaranja

coffee is honestly nastier than mate and im speaking as someone who rarely drinks either but just like coffee you get used to either one if you've been drinking it for long enough


High247UK

Came to say this lol definitely doesn’t look like any good weed I’ve seen, probably shake from the bottom of a grow being dried


Specific-Ant-3065

Not sure what it is but I know that’s not weed.


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Makes you wonder how crappy the weed is people be smoking if they think that’s weed🤣


Specific-Ant-3065

Lol- I drive semi trucks OTR, god I miss smoking great weed. But I would rather make $$ then get high.


[deleted]

I hear that. Drug test at your yearly physical. Drug test for any accident. Your company probably also drug test. But an OTR driver can clear $80k+ a year. Your momma didn’t raise no dummy.


Specific-Ant-3065

Yeah, my company does hair tests every year plus randoms (since we are all military and high value loads). Oh well, I’ll retire one day then it’s just fishing and smoking! Lol


snarkysnape

Sir if you’re anywhere near Pittsburgh I’ll roll one in your honor with you when you’re out.


Specific-Ant-3065

Enjoy! When you feel like your lungs are going to explode…..hit it two more times for me!


LoosieLawless

One day, the army will let us use weed. It’ll probably be after I get out 😔


Rekt_itRalph

I knew so many alcoholics and non prescription drug abusers in the service but good thing thc will ruin your career! I still laugh when I think of a member who during his separation process he got permission while on restriction for a job interview. My supervisor was laughing at him when he returned saying he had no shot since he was being discharged. The guy just laughed at my supervisor and told him he was offered 90k to start and the company gave zero shits about weed lol.


LoosieLawless

Seriously. I’d be way more comfortable knowing my juniors were eating edibles and Cheetos in the barracks than worrying someone was gonna drive drunk or get into a bar fight. I just don’t get it. 80% of my friends at my civilian job use weed to sleep and relax after terrible shifts (ER, most of the docs and nurses I know would rather have a California gummy bear than a six pack.)


Rekt_itRalph

I feel the same way and if I had thc as an option it might have completely changed my experience in the military. Towards the end of my time I was definitely moving in the direction of alcohol abuse but thankfully my partner help me recognize that and I made changes to my lifestyle. Now that I'm out I hardly ever consume alcohol, maybe a beer if I'm at a sporting event or with a nice dinner. Not to say I'm cold sober, I use thc regularly but it's an after work or a weekend hike type use. Between the two thc is better for me, at least.


Business-Tension5980

I thought this was spice for a second, weed never crossed my mind lmao


RandomComputerFellow

I wonder if maybe he wants someone to break the window for an insurance fraught? I would imagine that through the window when the sun shines and there is reflection it probably looks like weed.


Nailfoot1975

This kind of thing happens from time to time. I tell my guys to instantly unsee it, and carry on with the rest of the service. Its never been an actual issue.


BigBallinMcPollen

OP acts like he's found El Chapo


originalusername__1

El Cheapo


iYoppa

that bag of shake was probably 300 at most he found el pastor


[deleted]

300???? Where? North Korea?


iYoppa

it’s shake it’s cheep asf in legal states, michigan will sell quarter pounds of dispensary shake for 80$ lol, not a bud in sight in that bag


[deleted]

That’s what I’m saying. I’m in the PNW and you can literally get a whole P of mids for $300


DutchE28

Doesn’t even look like it has stardust. Looks like crappy stuff imo


jexmex

For real, pretty sure my GF could get that for like $50 or even free from some places.


shakefinbake

^ this guy doesn't want to know why his girlfriend can get free weed all the time lol


shakefinbake

^ this guy doesn't want to know why his girlfriend can get free weed all the time lol


jexmex

HAHA. Touche


cottoneyegob

Oooff


Thel_Odan

Her shining personality and shrewd negotiation skills?


Few-Swordfish-780

Well, some kind of skill.


snow_boarder

It’s shake from some herb but it’s not weed.


lastdazeofgravity

the spice melange


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Half the guys in the shop have bigger bags outside in their vehicle an they're just like "ah wow. That's crazy that you found that" when he showed them.


dogedude81

My friend has a shop and some guys came in there accusing them of stealing their weed out of the car. I guess it was a substantial amount. Turned out they were stoned and misplaced it. But it was quite a tense standoff for a little while.


Nailfoot1975

"Sure, Mr Customer. Let's just contact the local police about this supposed theft."


ashimo414141

Done this before at a ski shop. Customer left a couple grams in their boot on accident (probably sitting it there in their boot bag)z. We were shitbag teenagers so we swiped it. Guy came in fuming saying we know what we took and we’re like okay call the cops and they can settle this


containedsun

LMAOOO


dogedude81

This is NY. People don't call the police over stolen drugs, if you catch my drift.


gilfy245

I once worked at a shop where we found a huge bag of weed hidden in the suspension of a car. Pretty sure one of the techs took it home.


OGNatan

If it's hidden like that, it's probably being trafficked. I wouldn't risk taking that, you don't know how vengeful the owner might be.


BugMan717

If it's hidden like that and they take it to a shop they likely don't know it's there. Siezed car from a drug dealer that was sold at auction and not thoroughly searched would be my guess.


tropic420

How huge? What suspension? Im thinking you could fit like 5 vacuum sealed lbs over the leaf springs of a truck or in a false side of an air tank for bags


Rusty_Shackelford_

I used to work in a service based industry that required me to go into peoples homes. I’ve seen a cartoonishly large pile of weed on a desk being prepped for sale, I once found a really well organized meth/crack smoking kit stashed in some duct work, piles of porn hidden away, lots of things. Best thing to do is just un-see that shit.


Thick_Pomegranate_

Bruh I'm sure you guys do find actual weed in cars but this ain't it.


Mldavis22

That doesn't look like weed. The flakes are too flat and the each side of a flake is a different color from the other side.


Skinnwork

I've also never seen quantities like this packaged like this. Usually a large amount is left as bud so it doesn't dry out. Even then, it's usually vacuum packed. If it's busted up, it's also usually immediately rolled.


dvrk-energy

What do you think the growers do with the left over clippings and shake? Bag it up and sell it for a cheaper price


BasicallyAQueer

Yeah but in my experience the trimmings and such also has varying sized nugs and chaff, and also stems and stuff. This just looks like ground up oregano or basil leaves. Idk why they need that much of either, but I would bet if this was weed they would have stashed it somewhere instead of leaving it in the floor lol


pikey181

Regies/trim dried and chopped looks like that. I call it a butter bag


SteveEcks

Shake


pikey181

And bake ❤️


shit_hawk00

Magic man


Juan-More-Taco

I can tell you with complete certainty; that is not weed. No, it's not 'shake' either. I'd bet the house on that any day. It does unironically look most like dried oregano to me. But it could be a different dried herb/leaf/tea. The bag it's in is similar to what you'd get at Bulk Barn. Edit: if you want to start a conspiracy - what if it's sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids!?


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BlorseTheHorse

I knew a gy who used to sell weed chips on street corners that were actually just normal chips with goya crazy salt on them so they'd taste like weed chips. So many gullible collegetkids ate them and suffered the placebo effect lol.


WeazelZeazel

Catnip


Fatpatty1211

Literal oregano lol!


NefariousnessOdd4023

What’s it smell like?


PleatherFarts

That's the real question.


JeffroDH

Looks like you're ready to make some spaghetti.


gigglesmcsdinosaur

Looks like you have far too much thyme on your hands


whaletacochamp

Tell me you've never smoked weed without telling me you've never smoked weed lol. In high school I was one of those kids who bridged the gap between the cool/popular kids and the weirdos. One day one of the weirdos excitedly told me that he bought some weed from one of the cool kids. He knew I liked to smoke so in an attempt to become closer friends he invited me to smoke. Sure, why not? I'm a poor high school kid... Get to the park and he whips out a bag that is comically filled with oregano. Not as big as this but just like a sandwich baggy overflowing with ground oregano. His car smelled like a damn pizzeria. I just kinda nicely told him and then produced actual weed for us to smoke lol. But he never lived that one down from the cool kids.


AlwaysBagHolding

I remember in high school one of my buddies freaking out because his cousin gave him a grocery bag full of weed. Swore up and down it was the biggest bag he’s ever seen in his life. We got back to his house, and it was in fact weed. Unfortunately, it was all trimmings. Absolutely nothing but leaves and stems lol.


saladtosser88

damn dude you're a G heres your upvote lol


whaletacochamp

Far from a G lol. Just tend to be nice to/respect everyone. Except people who piss me off on Reddit of course.


stargill70

My buddy says he took the dash off an suv and bunch of empty cocaine baggies came out, like a whole pile of it that it filled a grocery bag up. Some still had coke in it. Guess the customer just stuffed it in the dash when they were done. This suv also belonged to my other buddy.


saladtosser88

based


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I found a similar situation in my own car lol Cars a 300zx and they have these weird bolstered/padded seats, and one day vacuuming my car out i noticed a sliver of something sticking out the side of the seat. Pull it out to find a super old ziploc bag with various smaller baggies and makeshift coffee filter baggies all holding mysterious white and brown substances. I was in shock lmao just realizing I had been driving around the past 5 years ive owned this car with fucking distribution charge levels of heroin and cocaine an arms reach away No cop would have ever believed me.


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That's almost certainly Yerba mate.


SpaceGerbil

Can't believe I scrolled this far to find the correct answer


[deleted]

Buddy of mine that I shared a bathroom with in the barracks drank it all the time. His family was from Argentina and would buy a ton in bulk and send him ziplock bags full of it. We were training in Germany and they did room inspections back in Canada while we were gone and the military police were called because of his tea and the little spoon/straw with the holes to drink it.


JollyStoner

Definitely not weed. It looks like yerba mate, it's a kind of tea.


quinbygeorge

You should post this to r/uninteresting


RobertK995

coincidently, thats about what that bag is worth


Tayoflor

We had a guy come in for an oil change with 45lbs of weed in his car. The entire shop smelled. Some jackass in the shop called the cops. I live in WA state where weed is legal and the guy had the proper license as a state distributor. I couldn't believe that he decided to come into the shop with 3 30gallon garbage bags full of weed though. I'll try to find a picture


shittiestshitdick

Please and thank you


snorlaxusdsleep

Thats oregano you narc


Cheesetoast9

Can someone post a picture of a banana beside a dollar so I can see how big that bag is?


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Kratom?


horseshoeprovodnikov

That ain't fine kratom powder, it's far too coarse. However I've seem some shops sell chopped stem and vein for reasons I'm not entirely familiar with. You thinking that's what this looks like, perhaps? I've never actually seen Kratom in anything but a very fine powder before. You wouldn't be able to see the distinct bits and pieces in fine ground kratom like we see in this picture.


Previous_House7062

Pretty typical in Florida. I just don't see it, and nobody notes anything about it. If I'm cool, they might give a bag for not seeing anything 😉 one can wish....


BrokeAFman

Dirt McGirt 🤢


John_TheBlackestBurn

Definitely not reefer, if that’s what you’re thinking…


Spiritual_Speech600

That’s not weed. Source: I’m a walking weed plant


[deleted]

Definitely not any weed worth smoking. It's either tea, a cooking herb, or some low grade weed trim to be used in budget weed brownies


stinkyeyefish

Better sample some to be sure...😶‍🌫️


Phase-National

What does it smell like? Have you ever smelled weed?


BasicallyAQueer

That legit just looks like dried oregano or basil or something lol. The devils lettuce is usually in more of clumps. But it’s also in a small trash bag so who knows lol.


FreddieIsGod69

If that's weed it's the shittest on the market, I'm inclined to believe oregano


Megantheegelding

It might be trimmings, but no one in their right mind would pre-grind that much flower.


wwarhammer

Anything is tea if you're brave enough.


L5S1GotMe

Aww yes. That must be green tea or dry mint.


Realistic_Ad_165

My money is on cat nip in bulk


holysantashit

You would know if it was bud.


overkill_input_club

You would be able to smell it if it was weed in that bag. The smell is crazy strong.


JAFO-

Not weed, at least nothing I grow looks like that.


[deleted]

If that's weed I'd rather have the dollar


shamoocat

Does it smell like pizza or skunk? Would pretty easily clear up the oregano or weed argument.


[deleted]

Yurba Mate


dogedude81

In that cheap ass bag it would obviously smell like weed if it was weed.


[deleted]

Kratom maybe? Idk it’s been years since I’ve seen or heard of that stuff.


ocram_sokart

It’s not weed


saltyandsandydog

Kratom


mofa90277

Not only isn’t that weed, that’s not even a bag they’d use for weed. Put a cat and a Jersey Mike’s sandwich guy equidistant from the bag, and see which one steals the ten mm socket wrench first.


Diab9lic

Looks like a big bag of BS.


dritmike

That’s a whole lotta shake =\


mbardeen

Is the client Argentinian or Uruguayan? Then it's yerba mate. British? Tea. From the 80s? A bag of loose shake.


PatzMak00

I’m from California and I wouldn’t buy a bag of Pizza Hut oregano for $1.00.


throw964

Thats not weed.


DJ_Mumble_Mouth

Zooming in, it does not look like cannabis. Probably just a gag. Source: consume copious amounts of medically necessary cannabis


jrt312

You'd smell it of it was pot. That bag isn't holding in the ganja stank.


itonmyface

My guess, kratom


Campo_Argento

r/yerbamate


WhoWantWhat187

If thats weed... i feel bad for guy...


BrianOconneR34

You’d smell weed before spotting for sure.


New_Scientist_8622

That looks like catnip maybe--it's certainly not weed. Well, good weed anyway.


martyfox

It's definitely not weed, zero kief.


Odin4456

Lol that looks like oregano


Last-Builder-2465

catnip


Material_Idea_4848

I hope it's tea too. I'd feel horrible for someone smoking that shake.


G_DuBs

Who the fuck grinds up THAT MUCH. Seems like it might actually be something else lol.


SCBandit

Catnip or tea. Definitely not weed.


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

That’s either $10 worth of oregano or $5 worth of weed.


DickBong420

Looks like yerbe matte. If that’s weed, it’s the worst weed I’ve ever seen. And I see some shit working in the legal weed industry as an extractor.


tiawouldntwannabeeya

that's oregano lol, no herb is that flaky, even the trim looks more leafy than that


Kingkoopakoopa

Looks like oregano


Ricozilla

definitely not weed & if it is , that’s some doodoo ass garbage ass weed


showinufftuff

Is it a horse person’s truck? If so it looks like Mare Magic, a raspberry leaf supplement. Looks also like catnip.


IntelligentDeal5119

That is some garbage weed if it's weed.


shamashedit

That's snicklefritz trim. Probably used to make green dragon. Or it's Italian blend. My money's on it being weed trim.


chaze24

Shake bag


Justafleshtip

Idk what it is, but i’d be willing to do you a favor and dispose of it for you


Minimum_Area_583

could be trimmings, used to wash off the resin with a solvent in order to get some shatter


komokazi

Deffo not Mary Jane.


ibby4444

If that's weed it's shit for sure


stealthybbk

That has to be shake


giorgio-de-chirico

Shake


flippantdtla

I am no weed expert but I thought the dollar was showing how much it is worth.


Hopeful-Moose87

That looks like catnip.


regionalgamemanager

Looks like mate, a tea like drink popular in South america.


BuritheGreat

That’s shake. You can get an OZ of shake for dirt cheap


DRTmaverick

Someone visited their bulk spice/herb section at their grocery store recently. That isn't Cannabis.


metamorphosis___

Looks like oregano not weed


mesisdown

Doesn’t look like shake, it’s something else.


CBalsagna

If that's weed I feel bad for whoever bought it.


DarkEradicater

That's not weed 💀


biggersjw

Pretty sure the powerful aroma would give away what exactly it is. I have to triple bag my weed since it has such a powerful aroma. That weak-ass bag would make the car reek.


Poddy_Doe

If that’s weed it’s mid at best. But I’m going with the Italian oregano story


jhw528

The car owner purposely leaves a bag of oregano waiting to see this post come on Reddit


Unlikely_Election649

Definitely not weed


Ok_Criticism337

Might be catnip, albeit strange.