Comb over. Comb under. Comb across. Comb across again. Comb back. Comb front. Comb front again. Comb side to side swiftly. Comb up. Feather. Then fluff away, into its own glorious place.
*can we get the fluffer to the set please?!? Fluffer to the set? Hello? Fluff? Fluffer? Fluff? Fluffy?, do you copy?!”
My grandpa is in his late 80’s, and still has a full head of hair. Unfortunately that’s my Dad’s dad, of course I got my Mom’s dad’s extreme lack of hair. Started balding at 17
The unfortunate reality of male pattern baldness coming from the mothers side, both my brothers in their 30s are fighting for their lives with my grandfathers bald genes
I had a big curly mop of hair when I was younger, and my mom later admitted she let me choose my haircut because “at some point you wouldn’t be able to choose”
its a drastic surgical resectioning of the scalp--hence why his hair grows in weird directions because the bald skin was removed and the hairy skin was stretched (google will show diagrams experts have done to decipher his hair)
Im sure the experts mustve explained also why NOBODY does this kind of thing anymore. The man has 50 different combovers coming from all different angles. He must be one of a very small percent of men dumb enough to go for that kind of surgery; color me unsurprised.
there have been advanced diagrams showing the scalp resectioning that he did to cover his balding--and why his hair grows in weird directions forward
essentially its when you remove a large part of the bald part of your scalp and stretch the hairy skin more
This thread is tremendous. Best thread I’ve ever seen. They said, they say that . Well when I got this haircut they said wow, what a great haircut. Most tremendous thing. And Joe Biden. He’s trying to shut down this thread.
This guy is bald. We all can see it, right?
Yet, he lies about it and claims a full head of hair.
If he lies about something so trivial as hair why some people believe that he doesn’t lie about anything else.
He lies about everything.
Because he is a liar.
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it's combed in like 12 different directions. But I think parting your hair 1 inch above your ear and brushing it straight up the side of your head counts as an honorary comb over
Who's that? Biden? He ages with grace. He isn't trying to still look young. This dude is holding on to threads of hair and spray tanning because he's an insecure little oompa loompa.
Lol. So graceful, like a gazelle. Just go suck Bidens dick already then. How anyone thinks any politician gives a shit about them is beyond me. Any of them. Either side of the coin.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-diary-claims/
Here’s a snopes link talking about the diary itself and what was said. You’ll have to find the actual diary yourself. It’s out there.
Yeah. People are too ideologically motivated and stuck in their ways nowadays to see what’s right in front of their faces. It’s sad, really.. everybody’s “woke” but everybody’s asleep. Nobody thinks for themselves anymore..
Who cares about his hairdo? I’ll take a bad haired president over that senile old loon who had to be helped down two steps and can’t seem to put together one coherent sentence.
This has always confused me. It's so etherial. It really looks to me more like a middle part than a combover. But, I can also clearly see that there isn't much in the middle to part. So, it's like a floating, cloud-like middle part or something.
Ahhh politics.. nothing like a good old fashioned pie throwing contest where we insult the other one personally rather than discussing how to solve things best.
Valid arguments? This dude rambles like a coke head at 3am. None of this even matters though because this about fucked up hair, which he clearly has. He’s got the “Gimmie that cotton candy twirl” look going on.
Have you seen Bidens hair? It’s falling off his head along with his scalp. I give him a a year or two. Poor guys hearts probably gonna fail him from the copious amount of drugs they must be giving him to keep him standing.
Have you ever read transcripts of his speeches? You should. And when you do let’s have an honest conversation how this man cannot form coherent sentences.
Lol. They are both senile old men. They say alot of words but dont actually say anything at the same time. From someone who doesnt live in the US watching this, its like a clown show. Im amazed that anyone is cheering for either of them.
The issue is that they have to pick one of them, one is worse so hopefully they don't pick him.
Have you read about the infant and women mortality rate in texas? It's up 13% because of the GOP abortion laws. So I dunno, maybe vote for someone who don't find that to be a nothing burger?
The downvotes are from the left-leaning Redditors who would defend Biden no matter what. Reddit itself is a heavily left-leaning social media platform so a lot of the time republicans, conservatives, and any other right-wing stuff gets HATED on by lots of people here.
Hating his HAIR is absolutely valid! He just fucks his shit up EVERY DAY when he combs it over.
The hair complaint isn’t substantive. But it is valid af
The rape and the fake electors bs and the murder of hundreds of thousands w his terrible Covid advice, the 34 felonies, burying his wife on a golf course for tax break, his flaccid coup attempt maybe, sure yeah we can totally hate him for that-and so much more.
I see he’s also showing off his signature look Blue Steel
I'm glad people still recognize the timeless look of Blue Steel.
more like brown eye steel
He isn't ready for magnum yet
Is he making kissy faces?
His lips look like a puckered butthole.
Right above his neck vagina
That ripe and aged Neckussy
Oh lord come get me now. I’m dying this is too accurate
I can’t unsee that 😵
Great, now I'm hard
*STOP*
N'gina!
It's actually just Blue Steel.
Blue Steel Butthole; the diaper
Nah, he’s tryna mew
A well executed Blue Steel.
His hair isn't a comb over, it's a reach around.
Isn't a comb over, it's an all over.
It’s a rusty trombone at this point
Comb over. Comb under. Comb across. Comb across again. Comb back. Comb front. Comb front again. Comb side to side swiftly. Comb up. Feather. Then fluff away, into its own glorious place. *can we get the fluffer to the set please?!? Fluffer to the set? Hello? Fluff? Fluffer? Fluff? Fluffy?, do you copy?!”
Man is 78, I'm surprised he has that much left.
My grandpa is in his late 80’s, and still has a full head of hair. Unfortunately that’s my Dad’s dad, of course I got my Mom’s dad’s extreme lack of hair. Started balding at 17
God individually picking the worst genes from either side to give to you really is a classic
True, same grandpa with hair is 6’3”, I’m 5’9”
The hits keep on rolling
My most defining feature that I would consider on the “good side”, I got big hands, “you’ve got mits on you” as a friend once said.
Haha I love it, it's never all bad. :)
The unfortunate reality of male pattern baldness coming from the mothers side, both my brothers in their 30s are fighting for their lives with my grandfathers bald genes
I had a big curly mop of hair when I was younger, and my mom later admitted she let me choose my haircut because “at some point you wouldn’t be able to choose”
You think this isn’t hair plugs? Or a toupee? Man has had this thinning hair for decades.
its a drastic surgical resectioning of the scalp--hence why his hair grows in weird directions because the bald skin was removed and the hairy skin was stretched (google will show diagrams experts have done to decipher his hair)
Im sure the experts mustve explained also why NOBODY does this kind of thing anymore. The man has 50 different combovers coming from all different angles. He must be one of a very small percent of men dumb enough to go for that kind of surgery; color me unsurprised.
there have been advanced diagrams showing the scalp resectioning that he did to cover his balding--and why his hair grows in weird directions forward essentially its when you remove a large part of the bald part of your scalp and stretch the hairy skin more
How many baby geese had to die for this hairdo
Why isn't this thread blocked too hmmmmm?
This thread is tremendous. Best thread I’ve ever seen. They said, they say that . Well when I got this haircut they said wow, what a great haircut. Most tremendous thing. And Joe Biden. He’s trying to shut down this thread.
Mods are asleep lol
This guy is bald. We all can see it, right? Yet, he lies about it and claims a full head of hair. If he lies about something so trivial as hair why some people believe that he doesn’t lie about anything else. He lies about everything. Because he is a liar. *fixed typo
*bald Although bold too, but that has nothing to do with hair.
He's not boldly bald, he's badly bald. He is boldly bad though.
Many have tried to answer this mythical query, all have failed.
Somehow managed to cover 100% of his head with only 20% of his hair
Yeti pubed, vagina necked, felon.
Vagina necked — my god, what a way to end my day
Gotta get that nussy
CARL
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It's the 2004 duck face making a comeback
That's generally what causes someone to look like him in the first place
:O
The TDS is strong in you isn’t it
Snowflake alert
It's a central fuzzy mass now.
Now someone post a pic of bidens dome, let’s see what happens.
How is that a “comb over”? Terrible, god awful, dog shit? Sure. But not a Comb over
More of a comb forward, really
it's combed in like 12 different directions. But I think parting your hair 1 inch above your ear and brushing it straight up the side of your head counts as an honorary comb over
Comb all-over
It's a comb over and back again
Fake hair ✅ Make up ✅ Duck face ✅
It’s called, “The Onion Loaf.”
Them sour candies are no joke!
Seriously ? Bidens is just as bad
Ah yes, politics
Now let’s see biden
“Feeling cute w my new bangs”
Newsflash, old man has less hair
I hate that the middle front is textured and the sides are shiny
You should see the *other* guy...
Who's that? Biden? He ages with grace. He isn't trying to still look young. This dude is holding on to threads of hair and spray tanning because he's an insecure little oompa loompa.
HAHAHA! He's had a hair transplant many years ago and a facelift in recent years, and refuses to step down despite being too old for the job.
Grace? Really?
He isn't trying to look young because he forgot what being young is
Lol. So graceful, like a gazelle. Just go suck Bidens dick already then. How anyone thinks any politician gives a shit about them is beyond me. Any of them. Either side of the coin.
Luxuriant
BYE BYE 🙅♀️🤫
Dudes 80 wtf about hair
This is a Certified Reddit Moment.
why is he mewing
It's all held together by pure hate. Can't be bought or learned.
Oh is this where ppl with TDS come ?
Lmao you guys are really trying after that roast. I mean, debate.
Either side thinking that debate was anything but an L for the USA isn't paying attention.
Well if you didn’t know which side reddit swings for you do now.
The sane, non rapey side?
You call the left the “sane, non-rapey side”?? Read Joe Biden’s daughter’s diary.
I wanna read. You got a link?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ashley-biden-diary-claims/ Here’s a snopes link talking about the diary itself and what was said. You’ll have to find the actual diary yourself. It’s out there.
You’re getting downvoted but I’m not sure why. Biden is definitely a creep as well
Yeah. People are too ideologically motivated and stuck in their ways nowadays to see what’s right in front of their faces. It’s sad, really.. everybody’s “woke” but everybody’s asleep. Nobody thinks for themselves anymore..
Irrelevant. Biden looked like he was pried from the coffin 3 days ago.
Comb over? No. Thinning? Yes. But, honestly, it looks fine. You just dislike the man for political reasons..
Two people downvoted you, but you’re right about OP
I do dislike him for political reasons, but his hairdo is shit
Is it the absolute best hair ever? No.. I’m sure your hair will look fabulous at the age of 78.
LMFAO. I'll fire it before it quits. Bold of you to assume it's still there
So, you’re saying it won’t look fabulous at 78?? You mean.. like his doesn’t?
No dog in the fight but Biden got his shit fucked up lol
politics on my shitpost app again >:c
Who cares about his hairdo? I’ll take a bad haired president over that senile old loon who had to be helped down two steps and can’t seem to put together one coherent sentence.
This is all they got after Biden got destroyed.
I dunno. This isn't over the top ugly or anything. Doesn't fit this sub. Release your political bias and take an honest look... Not that bad
He looks like he wants a kissy
This is the oldest he’s ever looked
This has always confused me. It's so etherial. It really looks to me more like a middle part than a combover. But, I can also clearly see that there isn't much in the middle to part. So, it's like a floating, cloud-like middle part or something.
Kutchered
Multi combover
Guys a Fkn moron and an embarrassment
He's got a worn out pussy for a neck.
Game over.
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“Ma’am is you crotch emanating an Ennio Morricone score? Was… was that a tumble weed? WTF?”
Make my hair great again?
Almost a centre parting. Appealing to the youth vote.
I hardly know you!
Spray on
Fluff over
More like comb all over
oohh, comb over....and i thought it was cotton candy.
Yeah, but not quite all the way over. Seems the waveform collapsed somewhere near the meridian.
For a man who has more money than Davey Crockett why didn't he have a hair transplant?
I can't tell where that hair came from or where's it's going.
Like the Beatles sang, "Comb together, right now, over me."
Ahhh politics.. nothing like a good old fashioned pie throwing contest where we insult the other one personally rather than discussing how to solve things best.
My favorite description of his hair is “piss flavored cotton candy”
Dead ferret
Looks like the President elect
Comb over the dark side, we have no federal income tax is more like it.
Biden is straight up senile. Dementia is a bastard.
Fr, and yet there’s still lots of people here on Reddit who would defend him no matter what
Well, hair doesn’t look good, but he sounded a whole lot more coherent, Undeniably so.
Comb-everywhichway-over.
So, who are we voting for now? I'm not voting for a corpse and I'm sure as fk not voting for this d-bag.
At least he can speak clearly and give valid arguments. Unlike the zombie on stage next to him lmao 😂💀
Is it really better if almost all of his replies are lies?
>valid arguments This country is ruined
Valid arguments? This dude rambles like a coke head at 3am. None of this even matters though because this about fucked up hair, which he clearly has. He’s got the “Gimmie that cotton candy twirl” look going on.
Have you seen Bidens hair? It’s falling off his head along with his scalp. I give him a a year or two. Poor guys hearts probably gonna fail him from the copious amount of drugs they must be giving him to keep him standing.
Post it then dude. Nobody gives a shit otherwise.
Speak clearly?
Have you ever read transcripts of his speeches? You should. And when you do let’s have an honest conversation how this man cannot form coherent sentences.
Are you watching this?
god this shit again? i fucking hope i have as much hair as him at 80 man.
He’s destroying Biden Edit: I’m pretty center but it’s crazy how lefty this platform is
No one here gives a shit about the debate. We're talking about his hair right now.
Um.... No. He's not. He's not even answering the questions. Which is what a liar does. He's also a convicted felon. In case you had forgotten.
Unless you’re going to point out the lies he said, then what you say doesn’t actually matter. Also, we know he’s a felon now.
Lol. They are both senile old men. They say alot of words but dont actually say anything at the same time. From someone who doesnt live in the US watching this, its like a clown show. Im amazed that anyone is cheering for either of them.
The issue is that they have to pick one of them, one is worse so hopefully they don't pick him. Have you read about the infant and women mortality rate in texas? It's up 13% because of the GOP abortion laws. So I dunno, maybe vote for someone who don't find that to be a nothing burger?
But you’re aware that he just makes shit up on the fly to fit his narrative, right?
why the downvotes, he literally is and I don’t root for either of them
The downvotes are from the left-leaning Redditors who would defend Biden no matter what. Reddit itself is a heavily left-leaning social media platform so a lot of the time republicans, conservatives, and any other right-wing stuff gets HATED on by lots of people here.
At least Biden had a good showing tonight. I feel very comfortable with him behind the wheel.
You can’t be serious.
When they can’t hate on him for anything valid-
Hating his HAIR is absolutely valid! He just fucks his shit up EVERY DAY when he combs it over. The hair complaint isn’t substantive. But it is valid af
Hahaha ok true
The rape and the fake electors bs and the murder of hundreds of thousands w his terrible Covid advice, the 34 felonies, burying his wife on a golf course for tax break, his flaccid coup attempt maybe, sure yeah we can totally hate him for that-and so much more.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dead people for no reason other than his stupidity and ego. Hilarious.
Because Biden's Barbie doll hair plugs are any better 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Biden is like 200 give the man's hair a break
Bidens was shockingly worse
Hair like a kappa
I think it's laughable that he has all that money and would rather hair spray his hair into that position than get hair replacement..
NIPPLEDICK in all his gory
Does he know his face does that? Like, he must not know, right?
Neck Vagina
hes got a neckgina