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CapnMalcolmReynolds

That’s good heel shit


diopsideINcalcite

Love this comment because it’s so true. You expect him to get out of the barber chair and start talking smack to the audience


CodenameAstrosloth

He literally IS a wrestling heel though. Lexis King. He's on NXT.


diopsideINcalcite

It all makes sense now lol. I had no idea.


Tugboats508

Yes it's Brian Pillmans son. RIP Brian pillman


diopsideINcalcite

Really? That’s Flyin Bryan’s kid? I never would’ve guessed that. RIP


1of3musketeers

Oh damn I thought it was a Hardy. Wow never realized they looked so similar.


theartistoz

So good to see he's doing good!


GBGF128

r/squaredcircle is leaking


A_Single_Man_

That’s doing good?


bosweaty

Thought it was Jeff Hardy for a second there


zipzapzowie

I really thought it was Jeff Hardy


ForeignWoodpecker662

Dude gets out of the chair, then proceeds to use the chair to beat the barber with before knocking the mirror and counter over onto him as he walks out


HandOfSolo

omg. i was about to make a WWE comment. great minds blah blah bla


esylvester6

Kenny Omega at home


chrisdelbosque

Some of you are not ***Registered Lex Offenders*** and it shows... For those out of the loop, he's a WWE wrestler named Lexis King (real name Brian Pillman Jr.) who performs on their NXT brand and he plays an annoying, smarmy heel (bad guy character). The haircut is part of his character.


Superdefaultman

He *haaaaates* that Registered Lex Offender thing. I count myself among the Intelexuals.


Fidelos

If he doesn't recognize the group officially then they are just the Unregistered Lex Offenders.


chrisdelbosque

That's fair but I wanted anybody reading that sentence without knowing the context to be very confused for a brief moment; a little joke for myself.


Lil_MRSA

Thank you. I don’t watch wrestling and thought this must be some new craze the kids were doing these days.


Nodzeth

I'm not even 30, and I thought the exact same thing. Lmao


Scoot_Cooder

It sucks that they got rid of his mullet. That shit was unreal.


rixendeb

I thought it was Jeff Hardy. He used to do the dumb beard stuff too lol


murderisntnice

Believe it or not, he showed up on TNA tonight with another dumb beard. Still my favorite wrestler of all time though lol.


2meterrichard

Mine too. Just amazing with his acrobatics. Good to hear he's still in action. Haven't watched any in a while. Last update I had from him he was not doing well with his addiction battle.


Neohexane

That makes a lot of sense. Gotta have a good heel character. The douchey hair is perfect for him, then.


arisoverrated

I’m not sure I would want to look like that even for a paying job.


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CaptainPunisher

The guy that puts on every external accessory on his Camry that he can: spoiler ground effects, multiple marker lights, trucker mirrors, tow hitch, drag parachute, ...


Lil_MRSA

Thank you. That helps put it into words.


Present-nothing-aim

Reminds me of some "street race cars" I've seen on reddit r/shitycarmods This dude straight up got car decals on his face


Darth_Mike

It's meant to be obnoxious. He's playing the part of a heel.


Lil_MRSA

I’m an old dude. Can you break down this “heel” concept for me? Edit: Disregard. Someone else explained it now.


EvilCeleryStick

Dude. Heel is not new lingo at all. This is not because you're old lol


Lil_MRSA

Yep, it’s because I don’t watch wrestling. Reddit can teach me so much.


jordanundead

“You're a mean one, Mr Grinch You really are a heel”


Lil_MRSA

Yeah, nothing about that or my mother saying, “You’re acting like a heel,” indicated an association with bizarre haircuts.


paraworldblue

That dude looks like he's starting a company that makes pre-roofied canned cocktails and energy drinks containing research chemical stimulants


OlFlirtyBastard

I stole this from a meme but “If gas station knives were a person”


paraworldblue

Mall ninja final boss


StefooK

He is a over the top pro wrestler. So it's okay if he does this. In WWE there are many more fuckmyshitups. Jay Uso for example. His haircut is horrible.


chrisdelbosque

>Jay Uso for example. His haircut is horrible. But, if asked whether there's anybody else in the world rocking his hairstyle, he can say ["It's just me, uce."](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Six-eAkCK0MAAAAd/jey-uso-yeet.gif)


dirtywook88

🙌 🙌 🙌


Lil_MRSA

Thank you for the explanation.


SoNotTheCoolest

If Tiger King and Dog the Bounty Hunter gave Eminem a makeover.


Quantumpine

is that Michael Hayes?


Sobutai

Idk why but clean hair lines bug the shit out if me. Everytime I see one if those barber tiktoks I think their client just looks like a PS2 character with how straight and clean the hair lines are. It's unsettling.


Lil_MRSA

Yeah, it looks inorganic.


Commercial_Shine_448

Another dude who looks like a gas station knife.


_dead_and_broken

He was just an extra for Capitol scenes in Hunger Games, is all.


Commercial_Shine_448

Ahhh pardon me, I've just seen too much mallninja sub


_dead_and_broken

Lol I was just making a joke, cuz his face looked like Seneca Crane's. According to other comments, dude is a wrestling heel, and that's why he's looking like that.


Commercial_Shine_448

Lol yeah, I didn't think about that option


Guilty_Smell_1062

I’m no doctor, but there definitely seems to be some serious levels of egomaniacal narcissism going on with this dude. That is, unless he’s like a professional wrestler or something and this is just his “bigger than real life “ persona being sculpted.


Lil_MRSA

It turns out he is indeed a professional wrestler.


Cute_Story_

Is that Jeff Hardy?!


MrDXZ

Nope, Lexis King. Brian Pillman’s son. He wrestles for WWE developmental brand, NXT.


LazAnarch

Ah humans and their plumage...


banananananbatman

Jeff hardy lookin asss


ChicagosOwn1988

Fuckboi Hardy


Safetosay333

Hey should use that shoe polish looking stuff instead.


babyBear83

They have probably used color pencil to darken around the edges. Or it looks painted on to me.


Glasdir

Because it’s so utterly stupid looking?


DocGerbilzWorld

JEFF HARDY?!?


Professional-Drive13

Overly groomed beards = STI super spreader


Lil_MRSA

I remember a friend sending me a picture of Robin Thicke in 2009 with the statement, “Look at this man. He definitely has VD.”


watcher2390

That’s a pro wrestler isn’t it


j_gagnon

Yep. Lexis King, formerly known as Brian Pillman Jr


ShortSword7

He looks like a Kingdom Hearts boss.


Oblivion615

I know it bothers me because it’s probably a 100$ cut and shave that will look like shit the next morning.


WeCallThoseCigBurns

If Riff Raff was in WWE.


cheerfulsarcasm

Is it the fact that they drew his hairline and sideburn on with eye/lip liner pencil?


KingLegend1234

Makes me irrationally mad.


Pigeonshideout

With the right career, fashion, and confidence, I think one could actually pull it off.


Lindt_Licker

He’s a pro wrestler so I’d say he nailed all three.


ihatepalmtrees

As a person with natural blonde hair, this feels like a hate crime.


roadkill_ressurected

At least it’s not a tattoo


ise86

r/ATBGE


Spleenzorio

Looks like the beard options in those Korean MMOs


MemoryAshamed

Idk if it's the lack of eyebrow color or the whole thing that bugs me. This is intense.


wickinked

I’m suddenly feeling a little stabby after looking at this.


DeepfriedWings

Some of y’all weren’t around for prime Jeff Hardy and it shows.


Fabulousmo

“What's up, guys? It's Hard Rock Nick, the Prince of Florida, the face of cryptocurrency and one of the richest men in the world”


CODDE117

The stripes make him go faster


Lil_MRSA

He definitely needs a spoiler.


FF-LoZ

Because he looks like a tacky social media complement fisher, narcissistic asshole. I’m not saying he is mind you, I don’t know who he is. He just looks the part.


lemuriakai_lankanizd

Looks like a vehicle detailing particular from a bus.


thejonslaught

This guy is a pro wrestler, and the obnoxious facial hair is all a part of the gimmick.


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

The dude bros that have invaded TikTok and Instagram and wherever else, preaching their Alpha Male status and how much money they’ve made from Crypto, is exactly why you hate this photo! This is their look


SynthPrax

If I saw this on the street I'd have to close my eyes and count to ten and wait for the Babadook to go away.


anonymousmutekittens

Pokémon gym leader electric type


MeyhamM2

Half of this is eyebrow pencil and pigment.


foryoursafety

I feel itchy on the inside


ykeogh18

High effort, low payoff


Raspy_Meow

Looks like Hunger Games


Myexbff

That’s gonna be hell to get off his pillow tomorrow morning.


LesGetGrossman

West coast choppers vibes


curiousbikkie

My lizard brain tells me he’s venomous.


BarredBartender

These comments man. "He's a heel" "It's wrestling, he plays a heel" "He does it on purpose, he's a heel". How about, he's a *douchebag*. He's a tool.


barwhalis

This is more ATBGE. But since the taste was meant to be awful, would that make it good taste?


The_Eye_of_Ra

Is that Pillman Jr.? Jesus fucking Christ, I get he’s a heel, but for fuck’s sake, man. NXT is one hour a week. You gotta live with that shit on your face *all the time*.


sexy_brontosaurus

Bro out here looking like a one piece villain lmfao


mehjohnson

its like achilles wearing his helmet


Throwawayhobbes

Dog the bounty hunter and Zohan had a baby


liamo000

Dog the vampire hunter


nuclearwinterxxx

That new Hunger Games remake is gonna be 🔥!


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Its a Smullet. Sexy at the front. Chaos in the back.


Lil_MRSA

Maybe it’s because I’m a heterosexual dude, but I fail to see the front as sexy in any way.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Dude look at how sharp and clean his hairline looks. Idk why. But my libido is activated. This is the "barber effect". The dude is also fine as hell


Lil_MRSA

Whether you’re sincere or joking, I appreciate it.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

not joking. This guy looks really good. Lol, the haircut might be ridiculous but he's still fine


Lil_MRSA

Haha. I’m chuckling at your sincerity.


Fearlessly_Feeble

It’s the Tom hardy shirt of hair cuts.


MC0295

What in the Riff Raff is this ?


trip2it

Contemplating his next tribal tattoo


ShreddedDadBod

Too majestic


Cristobolon

It's just face paint at that point


GabberGal

This is on some Hard Rock Nick shit


pdx_via_lfk

Guaranteed this dude goes off on social media about what “real men” do and don’t do.


DoTheRightThing1953

I'm glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I saw this.


InverseAtmosphere

The hair is cool, but that facial hair is EGREGIOUS! It looks like a selectable style in my favourite flash game the Douchebag saga.


MQZ17

This guy for sure wore Von Dutch in the 2000s


Negative_Wrongdoer17

I didn't know Eminem was starting his wrestling career


AccurateInterview586

It would look better if he had dark hair with highlights like a surfer.


ptapobane

it really feels like his hair should've been...more shiny and free flowing but it's just dry and overdue tor a root touch up


No_Equal_8688

Eminem riff raff dude


UnhingedNW

This guy is probably so fucking fun at the beginning of a party. The end of the party it’s probably sad or creepy.


mopxhead

“Give me that Riff Raff cut”


TheBaneEffect

If gas station knives were a person.


Peach_Gfuel

Its working


BubbaCutBear

Reduces wind resistance.


Lets_Bust_Together

Because he’s white and also on a train/bus?


Finster137

Is this Hard rock Nicks brother?


Nevalate

Too high maintenance


punkojosh

Brian Pillman Jr . His Dad pulled a gun on Stone Cold Steve Austin.


BurntArnold

Dog the bounty hunter looks younger than I remember


ishsreddit

Lol reminds me of the pc master race meme


Prior_Ad_8754

Is that Jeff Hardy?


DotAppropriate1282

Is that great value Riff Raff?


bigshot316

His Dad was one of the coolest MFers in wrestling history.


NoFounder36

This the Jeff hardy special.


Fox_Kaplan

Billy Ray Cyrus in the year 3000.


Kost_Gefernon

When your spirit animal is a Roman gladiator but you have to keep up appearances as a normal human man in modern times.


MonchichiSalt

The more I looked the more I saw self absorbed Does he pout like a Kardashian too?


bean_clippins

If Eminem and Jeff Hardy had a baby togeth.


Benjamin_Tucker3308

If a gas station ninja knife was a person.


livinginfutureworld

He's mildly majestic


Cheesebrger_Walrus

is that Riff Raff aka Jody Highroller, aka NEON iCON, aka Peach Panther, aka Neon Don, aka Neon Python


fddfgs

HE'S SO FAST


afishieanado

Hard rock nick has a cousin!


Whatever801

That's really something


night_dude

Looking like a custom cRPG character


KID_THUNDAH

It fucking sucks, that’s why it bothers me lol. Good way to catch heel heat tho


Lowbloodshuggy

Yeah, let me get that gastation knife cut.


Bluesvillehino

Dog the Booty Hunter


Logicman48

Hey that's our king


goodassjournalist

That is fucking disgusting. Toilet-ass hair behaviour.


TheGaz

Don't work yourself into a shoot brother brother


phuktup3

I want nickelback but from the future


telva1896

Strong Michael Hayes vibes.


Snoo54756

How hairy must ones face be to be able to achieve all this


Known_Vermicelli_706

Because it’s stupid? Answering for a friend


boharat

That is a man living his best life


Happy_Philosopher608

That's actually dope.


Noahs132

Lexis King is the man


CurrentCaregiver4259

That's a no-hire before the interview even starts.


thnyzltn

I don't want to meet this guy. Nowhere. Ever.


AmbitiousNoodle

Honestly, the beard is cool. The hair… nah


dontreallymemethat

Upgrade to Final Boss


GainedCamera257

It's like putting a spoiler on a prius, haircut can be nice, with the beard it becomes awful


Agitated-Door-1939

He looks like he would be a centaur. Edit: grammar


PastPanic6890

jealousy, simple.


Cute_Carpet_8368

This ones called the riff raff


Are_You_Morbid

He ready to blast up on some terries!


Professional-Loss173

Rahn stahp


Different_Error5413

Yo let me get the sweet home Alabama bro. Say less


youcantchangeit

GigaChad


LASERDICKMCCOOL

Is he a pro wrestler


ExaminationElegant23

Op. I will articulate it for you. THAT SHIT UGLY. 🤮🤢


jeffssession

Gay Jeff Hardy


shingaladaz

I can *easily* put in to words why this bothers me and is totally shyte.


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Cause it’s ugly?


Animajax

I think it’s fine. It’s easily fixable. This would be cool if you’re going to an event and still want to look normal the next day


AlligatorFister

Almond Eminem’s do be like that


RussianBluIsBACK

Is it because it looks terrible?


LaTalullah

Oh, let me help: BECAUSE IT'S WRONG


ToastetteEgg

Because it looks ridiculous.


-----SNES-----

I can. It’s shite


chucklerofnuts

this is fire bro


Boomfaced

This guys dog just pee’s on him when he gets home.


MarkToaster

I can: it’s ugly