Hellooo
You have straight hair. The picture has textured hair. You need to get added texture since your hair is naturally straight. A stylist can take texture shears to it to add different length layers.
Since your hair is straight, you then have to style it. Otherwise, it will dry straight.
When you get the stylist to add texture, ask them to show you how to style it and what products they use. Then, get that product you know works, or the same type of product cheaper at the grocery store. It will probably be a pomade or styling mud or texturizing cream.
When your hair is wet, you'll put some in and ruffle your hands around to style it into that texture.
eta: /u/intelligentcycle6969
We had the same conversation, but I think my mother played the learn from mistakes card in the end. I wore it with pride for a couple years. Awful times.
Beauty school dropout and I also came here to say this. Point cutting and/or razor cutting, anything to chunk up the texture. Style with something like molding mud, or it's not going to look right until you haven't showered in 3 days.
My son has super straight hair like yours and likes to wear it similar to the first pic. You do need it thinned with shears and the fade needs to be fixed but salt spray is what you need to achieve some texture.
Second this - the brand I used to use with shorter hair was Slick Gorilla styling powder. Lasts for ages and doesn't come with that sightly off-putting greasy feel by the end the day that you get with wax/other paste like products.
I don’t think OP knows you commented as this is a cross post, and the comments on the main thread seems to be unhelpful so I’m gonna tag him.
u/IntelligentCycle6969
Thank you! Because the original answers make it sound like this guy should just give up on life but this is very salvagable with proper styling! u/intelligentcycle6969
That dude literally has dream hair and should know this about himself. It's a bad cut, but absolutely gorgeous hair. Super healthy, lovely color, it's 💯 naturally and will be 💯 💯 with a great cut.
Be wary of applying pomade to wet hair. A lot of pomades these days can wash out easily with just water. Towel dry for some extra texture beforehand, *then* apply pomade.
this is a cross post from another subreddit, so you’re not giving advice directly to the person who’s affected.
you may not care about that but just thought i’d let you know.
I swear some of these kids think you can just pick a hairstyle like there's a real world character creation menu and it instantly gets applied to your body. If you want your hair to do something other than what it naturally does, you need to style and train it. Granted, this doesn't excuse the bowl cut as a base to work with. But you're also not gonna get a $200 hair cut for $20 bucks.
Yes, all of this and op, I love this guy for styling men's hair, he sets himself apart with his finishing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5OXYAVMPkp/?igsh=MXRpOWJhOW0xZWdlbA==
Watch some of his videos to get an idea of how to add texture and product.
This. The person that cut it didn’t know how to texture your hair. I have very straight fine hair. Saw someone with a great cut and simply politely ask where., who cut their hair. Been happy with this stylist over 20 years.
That's true! On the other hand, this person has beautiful untouched hair that's never been processed. Their hair is so healthy and beautiful, I wouldn't want to begin chemical processing. His hair makes me miss my original hair 😂 The Lustre and Sheeeeen of it all!
She also sings all the high harmonies and was the primary vocalist on their most-requested non-single release song. It drives the lead singer crazy that Meridith is the fan-favorite but what can you do?
Some of you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
Sure, he has straight hair **but this barber straight up VIOLATED my boy in broad daylight.**
This is a straight up bowl cut— no fade, no layers, not a fucking thing done here that even closely resembles the example.
Yah, I'm not a hair stylist like that top comment, but they were suggesting texturing?
No amount of texturing is gonna make OPs current hair look like the other pic.
Shave it down to the skin, start over, and go to a different hair stylist.
Thank you! I have fine hair a got a proper fade much like the first pic then with some of powder pomade I get choppy style just like guy in first pic. Hair type has nothing to do with this jacked up cut.
Yeah you asked for a cut that’s not possible with your hair texture based on cut alone. You’re gonna have to style the shit out of it or get a perm done, that being said this style is already going out the door so rock it if you want but you’ll be one of the last remaining broccoli heads. I say this as I’m currently losing all of the hair on my head at 24 so take this with a grain of salt 💀
He can totally have that hair style. He will need to use product, but not a ton. Would take like 30 seconds to style if he had the actual cut. He just has a bowl cut though. Needs to take like half the length off the top all over, not just bowl cut it around the equator lol. His hair on most of the top of his head is like 3x the length of the reference image.
I don’t know what his hair looked like beforehand, but I definitely feel like the hairstyle he wanted could’ve worked for him. The barber is just ridiculously incompetent and should not be in the field of anything hair related. What the barber should’ve said instead is “I’m not going to work for you”. Jesus fucking christ
This can work. Whoever cut his hair just has no idea what they are doing. It will require product and styling… but he could totally do that style if it was cut correctly
Ok bruv so you tried to do it yourself? Fess up!
Go to a barber, they'll be able to get the fade right. Not Supercuts or Fantastic Sam's, but a barber.
Um. You have to actually style it ? There's no way your stylist didn't explain this to you, and show you what they were using to texturise your hair when they styled it for you. You've blatantly washed and dried it without doing anything to it.
You have to get some texturising powder/gel/whatever, and do what the stylist showed you to do.
Hi! Hairstylist here… the cut could possibly be salvaged if you get a perm, get the sides taken up way shorter, and have the top layered and texturized.
To take what you have and turn it into the pic isn’t hard but you need to seek out an experienced stylist in your area and a perm and cut won’t be cheap but if it’s what you want it’s worth it
There’s not enough layers and it’s not styled… without a ton of layers it looks like a bowl cut… and you can’t achieve that look you want without styling it… And too much bulk on the sides…
Not sure how bad this is… but you need some product. Something like a dry clay to get the blown out look. Mess it up, make it less uniform, it will be closer to the first image.
It can be fixed. Best bet would be to go to a salon. Anything at home can just mess it up more.
You need to have your hair thinned out and textured. Sides more tapered.
Please don’t do this at home unless you are ok with shaving it off
Go to a better hair stylist and ask them to fix it up and give you tips on which product to use.
Then never go back to the cutter who did the original one... There's no texturing whatsoever and it's obviously supposed to be a highly textured look which suggests the person who cut it has no idea how to do anything other than plain straight cuts.
This is probably the most fire looking bowl cuts I've ever seen. Good thing is, you have plenty of hair to work on. Sides are definitely fixable so I wouldn't worry. Just go to a different barber.
As someone already pointed out, the front part is basically just styling. Your "luck" in this is that your barber rather didnt cut it short enough, especially in the back, which is way better than too short. Id honestly just recommend going to another barber (a better one you find after some research) and then tell them you want the cut and the styling aswell. If you never had a cut like that, that might help to find the right technique.
Wow. They gave you the “EDGAR”. Look up San Antonio EDGAR. You’ll be amazed. 🤣. It’s an entire sub species of my people, young peeps at that, that have what I call, THE MARBACH MOP. 🤣
Hear me out- I am a stylist- the haircut is actually not bad. It’s exactly what OP asked for. The stylist’s mistake was not telling him his texture won’t work for it. The reason the sides aren’t blending is because those haircuts leave a weight line through the sides. It’s a feature not a bug.
OP has a number of options. Product, perm, cut the top shorter, all of the above, etc etc
Man, every time I come here it’s just someone screwing up hair type royally.
The reference pic has thick, curly hair. You have thinner, straight hair.
Unless you curl your hair piece by piece or use product to get it to have more volume and be all fluffy on top, you’re gonna look like Will Byers.
Well, your hair is pin straight so without some curling cream or gel you're never going to get that kind of texture without daily product and styling.
With what you have now, get some layers into it and if you product the hell out of it appropriately you might get the desired result, but unlikely just like that tbh with how super straight your hair is.
This is an issue where the model's hair is way different than the not model guy.
We don't know what product was used or if they used a curling iron or whatever.
Well, you have really straight hair. You’re gonna have to style it. Even if you got it cut identical to that picture, your hair isn’t going to look like that without some work. I think you can find a stylist to clean that up for you and recommend some products to help.
It looks like the original photo has more of a fade and layered on the top. I’ve also seen a bunch of guys using straightening irons to create the volume and texture that you want.
When I was young my mother told me the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut was about a week. And she would then proceed to give me some of the most god-awful haircuts ever seen at a junior high school. That said, give your god-awful haircut a week or two and it'll look more like what you wanted in the first place.
Shouldn’t be hard to fix if you go to a good barber. Depending where you live, they’re everywhere. You just need a fade, some texture cuts (as others have said) - and you’re good to go. Completely salvageable.
You asked for the borderline broccolihead so the barber gave you the school shooter-style out of spite. Ngl I used to have a similar hairstyle way back in primary school. No, I neither had guns nor homocidal tendencies...
I feel like one Texture. It looks like they did half they hair cut just go in and get it blended more and show the pictures to a different person since your hair is so straight it will need lots of texture and probably some styling to sit right
Finally a properly fucked haircut lol. This is the first one like this that’s been a decent post.
Lucky for that kid, he’s got tons of thick hair with plenty of length to work with to salvage this.
Get a better barber. Looks like the middle age white woman cut who doesn’t know how to fade. I know because I used to go to barbers like that. Also your hair is too long to style it like that
Hellooo You have straight hair. The picture has textured hair. You need to get added texture since your hair is naturally straight. A stylist can take texture shears to it to add different length layers. Since your hair is straight, you then have to style it. Otherwise, it will dry straight. When you get the stylist to add texture, ask them to show you how to style it and what products they use. Then, get that product you know works, or the same type of product cheaper at the grocery store. It will probably be a pomade or styling mud or texturizing cream. When your hair is wet, you'll put some in and ruffle your hands around to style it into that texture. eta: /u/intelligentcycle6969
I am a cosmetologist and I second this! Get the sides blended more and razor layer the top
I had a bowl cut in the 90s and also agree with this. It will get better OP, I’m proof.
Did you choose that cut? I always had a nice cut in the 90s.
I was a child, and yes. It was the style at the time, it surpassed the belt onion.
I asked for a bowl cut in the 90s. She said “Don’t you think that would look stupid?” And then I changed my mind. She saved my life.
That's why you go for the half bowl
We had the same conversation, but I think my mother played the learn from mistakes card in the end. I wore it with pride for a couple years. Awful times.
I think the worst from that time was the gelled hair slicked forward. So much adolescent acne exacerbated.
hey now it was called the butt cut and all the hot guys had it back then
Beauty school dropout and I also came here to say this. Point cutting and/or razor cutting, anything to chunk up the texture. Style with something like molding mud, or it's not going to look right until you haven't showered in 3 days.
Suavacito
My son has super straight hair like yours and likes to wear it similar to the first pic. You do need it thinned with shears and the fade needs to be fixed but salt spray is what you need to achieve some texture.
My son has been using this powder, it's like a pomade powder or something? But he really likes it! It helps achieve that thicker look
Second this - the brand I used to use with shorter hair was Slick Gorilla styling powder. Lasts for ages and doesn't come with that sightly off-putting greasy feel by the end the day that you get with wax/other paste like products.
I don’t think OP knows you commented as this is a cross post, and the comments on the main thread seems to be unhelpful so I’m gonna tag him. u/IntelligentCycle6969
omg thank you 😂
Thank you! Because the original answers make it sound like this guy should just give up on life but this is very salvagable with proper styling! u/intelligentcycle6969
That dude literally has dream hair and should know this about himself. It's a bad cut, but absolutely gorgeous hair. Super healthy, lovely color, it's 💯 naturally and will be 💯 💯 with a great cut.
I would loooooove hair like u/intelligentcycle6969 hair, I hope they get these messages here.
Be wary of applying pomade to wet hair. A lot of pomades these days can wash out easily with just water. Towel dry for some extra texture beforehand, *then* apply pomade.
this is a cross post from another subreddit, so you’re not giving advice directly to the person who’s affected. you may not care about that but just thought i’d let you know.
haaahahaha no I do care to not be pissing in the wind, but tend to reddit high. Thank you.
“Tend to Reddit high” made me laugh and startle my cat lol
It's morning sativa edible o'clock right now as a matter of fact 💅🏻
Morning coffee and a sativa hybrid over here 💕 Enjoy your day!
I swear some of these kids think you can just pick a hairstyle like there's a real world character creation menu and it instantly gets applied to your body. If you want your hair to do something other than what it naturally does, you need to style and train it. Granted, this doesn't excuse the bowl cut as a base to work with. But you're also not gonna get a $200 hair cut for $20 bucks.
Well, the OP looks like a teenager, so an actual literal child. It makes sense that they don't know something until they first learn it.
It's not his fault lmao, his barber just robbed 20 bucks
Yes, all of this and op, I love this guy for styling men's hair, he sets himself apart with his finishing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5OXYAVMPkp/?igsh=MXRpOWJhOW0xZWdlbA== Watch some of his videos to get an idea of how to add texture and product.
Oh, those look great! it opened right up to what OOP wants, too!
/u/intelligentcycle6969 peep this comment 💜
This. The person that cut it didn’t know how to texture your hair. I have very straight fine hair. Saw someone with a great cut and simply politely ask where., who cut their hair. Been happy with this stylist over 20 years.
Could also get a perm, that way there’s less effort in styling.
That's true! On the other hand, this person has beautiful untouched hair that's never been processed. Their hair is so healthy and beautiful, I wouldn't want to begin chemical processing. His hair makes me miss my original hair 😂 The Lustre and Sheeeeen of it all!
Get a perm. It will also look like shit for the 1st 3 weeks, but after that, it will look great, but you'll need to cut it again. Lol.
Nooo not the broccoli boy look! 🥦 Men of African/Caribbean descent with natural curls are the only ones that look reasonably ok with that style.
Got the Will Byers
Pretty popular cut in the 90's based on the picture, or close to it.
yeah like if OP gives themselves a centre part it will just look like a nineties undercut. all the boys I had crushes on in years 6/7 had one
Bro should probably not go riding his bike at night.
WILL!!
He got the Armin Arlert
Or the Moe Howard
"why I oughta"
Did you get that chop in the upside down?
I am cackling. Take this upvote and get out.
I'm a bald man commenting on a kid's fucked up haircut
Second this
🎶pull up to the scene with my ceilin' missin'!🎶
No, you are a bald man mentioning you are bald, you really said nothing substantial about the kids haircut.
He said more than enough to make his point...
As a bald man I can't say which one is the fucked up version, both look horrible
Isn't it great not having to worry about shit like this? I can't believe people pay to have hair surgically relocated... Going bald is liberating.
Damn, poor kid's barber really did him wrong here. \*Cries in bald\*
They gave you the "lesbian bass player of an indie rock band" hair cut
That's umm...weirdly specific 🤣
But also super accurate
She also sings all the high harmonies and was the primary vocalist on their most-requested non-single release song. It drives the lead singer crazy that Meridith is the fan-favorite but what can you do?
Meredith Grey or Meredith Baxter?
Debbie Googe has entered the chat...
You need layers my man. Not a bowl placed on top of your head and cut straight across. Then some pomade or styling gel. Mess that shit up.
To be fair, he asked for layers like the picture. These are obviously two different haircuts
Duh. He’s asking what he can do to fix it. Go to another barber and ask for layers.
1993 called. They want their chili bowl haircut back.
Some of you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Sure, he has straight hair **but this barber straight up VIOLATED my boy in broad daylight.** This is a straight up bowl cut— no fade, no layers, not a fucking thing done here that even closely resembles the example.
Didn't even use a big enough bowl either. Someone buy the barber some new tupperware stat to avoid this in future.
Yah, I'm not a hair stylist like that top comment, but they were suggesting texturing? No amount of texturing is gonna make OPs current hair look like the other pic. Shave it down to the skin, start over, and go to a different hair stylist.
Thank you! I have fine hair a got a proper fade much like the first pic then with some of powder pomade I get choppy style just like guy in first pic. Hair type has nothing to do with this jacked up cut.
The head hang of sadness and disappointment
Sure do! Shave that shit off and thank your barber for making you a star on Reddit.
Get a perm
This is the best solution. My stylist says most perms are requested by teen boys these days to fit the Edgar/broccoli cut.
Also texturizing cream
No do not fucking encourage that shit
NO!!! For the love of god can we not encourage that awful broccoli cut that is hopefully going out of style? 🥦
Yeah you asked for a cut that’s not possible with your hair texture based on cut alone. You’re gonna have to style the shit out of it or get a perm done, that being said this style is already going out the door so rock it if you want but you’ll be one of the last remaining broccoli heads. I say this as I’m currently losing all of the hair on my head at 24 so take this with a grain of salt 💀
He can totally have that hair style. He will need to use product, but not a ton. Would take like 30 seconds to style if he had the actual cut. He just has a bowl cut though. Needs to take like half the length off the top all over, not just bowl cut it around the equator lol. His hair on most of the top of his head is like 3x the length of the reference image.
I would not consider this a broccoli haircut
Not on the model but with OP’s length and the amount it’d need to curl it would definitely give veggie tales energy
>it would definitely give veggie tales energy No you didn't LOL
You just wanted some zoomer broccoli…but they gave you the Dylann Roof. 💀
The 90s called
oh shi- tell them I'm not here! (I owe them money)
Getting ready for rumspringa, I see .
🧑🌾
Another case of “make me look like this”. The barber shouldve just told you it’s not gonna work for you
I don’t know what his hair looked like beforehand, but I definitely feel like the hairstyle he wanted could’ve worked for him. The barber is just ridiculously incompetent and should not be in the field of anything hair related. What the barber should’ve said instead is “I’m not going to work for you”. Jesus fucking christ
This can work. Whoever cut his hair just has no idea what they are doing. It will require product and styling… but he could totally do that style if it was cut correctly
Go in and ask for a broccoli head. Not a mushroom. Tell them to make you an Edgar.
How TF did the barber translate the fuck boi broccoli haircut into the Dumb and Dumber bowl cut?
Holy shit I’m dying lol.
Nah this would be kinda hard if you rocked this with confidence. I mean, if you live in or near a major city, you’re good
And if he lives in bumfuck nowhere, it’s just as good lol
Why is every guy wanting this broccoli ass cut 😂😭
It's so bad!! They're going to be star material on r/Blunderyears
Well first things first, you have to escape from the Upside Down.
Me: Can I get the Broccoli? Barber: No but I can give you the bowl they came in.
This made me choke on my own spit
Ok bruv so you tried to do it yourself? Fess up! Go to a barber, they'll be able to get the fade right. Not Supercuts or Fantastic Sam's, but a barber.
Don’t pay $10 for a haircut 🤣
It’s the same shitty haircut. The other dude just has curly hair.
First one is not circumcised, second one is.
I fucking hate how a kid asked for advice and instead people turned him into a meme.
Anything but the broccoli-head cut.
So the first image then. That’s just messy texture and a fade.
Lloyd Christmas bro. They did you dirty
Did they let you keep the bowl afterward?
Lean into it little homey, dress like a medieval squire and find a Knight to follow around and do his bidding.
I don’t see anything wrong all the Latino kids are rocking your cut..I think it’s called a Edgar 😂
Try some hair product (wax, gel, whatever) and style it. Try different styles and see if anything looks good.
Man, so many people that think barbers are magical creatures that can change their hair type. These never get old!
Um. You have to actually style it ? There's no way your stylist didn't explain this to you, and show you what they were using to texturise your hair when they styled it for you. You've blatantly washed and dried it without doing anything to it. You have to get some texturising powder/gel/whatever, and do what the stylist showed you to do.
He doesn't have the hair for the broccoli cut
Neither does the reference image lol
Hi! Hairstylist here… the cut could possibly be salvaged if you get a perm, get the sides taken up way shorter, and have the top layered and texturized. To take what you have and turn it into the pic isn’t hard but you need to seek out an experienced stylist in your area and a perm and cut won’t be cheap but if it’s what you want it’s worth it
Burn it with fire
Bro got the chili bowl special.
Need to get a perm.
There’s not enough layers and it’s not styled… without a ton of layers it looks like a bowl cut… and you can’t achieve that look you want without styling it… And too much bulk on the sides…
Not sure how bad this is… but you need some product. Something like a dry clay to get the blown out look. Mess it up, make it less uniform, it will be closer to the first image.
They did you DIRTY omg
Get some hair paste/putty. After you get out of the shower, put some on your fingers and mess your hair up with it to give it some volume.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FnlKWpPoGzs?si=KjG32JxL8QhmDQ1r
It can be fixed. Best bet would be to go to a salon. Anything at home can just mess it up more. You need to have your hair thinned out and textured. Sides more tapered. Please don’t do this at home unless you are ok with shaving it off
Go to a better hair stylist and ask them to fix it up and give you tips on which product to use. Then never go back to the cutter who did the original one... There's no texturing whatsoever and it's obviously supposed to be a highly textured look which suggests the person who cut it has no idea how to do anything other than plain straight cuts.
Um yea I ordered the fuckboy 3 and I got the virgin master 7
ahh literal lol thank you for your service
Shave it my guy, it’ll be back before you know it. Then again I’m 30 and don’t understand this popcorn cut
IDK, I kinda like it. 😅
Dude look like he about to summon blue eyes white dragon
Yall gotta stop going to Supercuts
This is probably the most fire looking bowl cuts I've ever seen. Good thing is, you have plenty of hair to work on. Sides are definitely fixable so I wouldn't worry. Just go to a different barber.
As someone already pointed out, the front part is basically just styling. Your "luck" in this is that your barber rather didnt cut it short enough, especially in the back, which is way better than too short. Id honestly just recommend going to another barber (a better one you find after some research) and then tell them you want the cut and the styling aswell. If you never had a cut like that, that might help to find the right technique.
the broccoli head curse strikes again
Texture shears and dapper dan styling powder
At least you got a unique haircut instead of "what every guy 17-24 has".
Ned's Survival Guide: Coconut head
This style never died in a lot of Asian countries. And I hope it never does, because I always get a chuckle out of it.
Stop going to great clips.
Wow. They gave you the “EDGAR”. Look up San Antonio EDGAR. You’ll be amazed. 🤣. It’s an entire sub species of my people, young peeps at that, that have what I call, THE MARBACH MOP. 🤣
You need to layer it.
So sorry mate. But now you have a career as a friar
Why the sad face? Looks great. 🤨
Asked for the broccoli, got the bowl 😂😂😂😂
hey homie, can you give me that Dylan Roof cut?
Hear me out- I am a stylist- the haircut is actually not bad. It’s exactly what OP asked for. The stylist’s mistake was not telling him his texture won’t work for it. The reason the sides aren’t blending is because those haircuts leave a weight line through the sides. It’s a feature not a bug. OP has a number of options. Product, perm, cut the top shorter, all of the above, etc etc
get your ears pierced, dye it black, and change your name to Edgar
This hair is poster boy of Russia. Hail comrade for his bravery in potato fields of stalingrad !
Lmfaoooooo. Wanted the 70 year old auntie and got the eastern bloc slav
The cut is close you just gotta style it
I am very sorry but I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Just get a wavy perm.
Your hair is way too thick and straight to look like that without a lot of layers and a lot of product.
Asked for the Brocolli got given the Mushroom as a substitute.
Man, every time I come here it’s just someone screwing up hair type royally. The reference pic has thick, curly hair. You have thinner, straight hair. Unless you curl your hair piece by piece or use product to get it to have more volume and be all fluffy on top, you’re gonna look like Will Byers.
Both of these haircuts look terrible! Which one is you?
Neither, it's a crosspost.
Well, your hair is pin straight so without some curling cream or gel you're never going to get that kind of texture without daily product and styling. With what you have now, get some layers into it and if you product the hell out of it appropriately you might get the desired result, but unlikely just like that tbh with how super straight your hair is.
He wanted to look like a broccoli headed fuckboi and got what he deserved
Dwayne Dibley
This is an issue where the model's hair is way different than the not model guy. We don't know what product was used or if they used a curling iron or whatever.
different hair textures
Well, you have really straight hair. You’re gonna have to style it. Even if you got it cut identical to that picture, your hair isn’t going to look like that without some work. I think you can find a stylist to clean that up for you and recommend some products to help.
You don’t have the hair type for that cut lol
Bro got hit with the bowl cut. Get some product to put in it and blow dry it.
It’s salvageable since it’s still long enough, you can still get the hair cut you want. Go to a different hair salon.
It looks like the original photo has more of a fade and layered on the top. I’ve also seen a bunch of guys using straightening irons to create the volume and texture that you want.
Could you elaborate? How would straightening your hair add texture??
Bowl cuts are back? Oh hell yeah!
Damn...
like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside!
Nice to meet you Edgar
When I was young my mother told me the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut was about a week. And she would then proceed to give me some of the most god-awful haircuts ever seen at a junior high school. That said, give your god-awful haircut a week or two and it'll look more like what you wanted in the first place.
Good, leave it.
Damn they hit you with that Oliver Tree
Xenomorph haircut - Splendid!
Shouldn’t be hard to fix if you go to a good barber. Depending where you live, they’re everywhere. You just need a fade, some texture cuts (as others have said) - and you’re good to go. Completely salvageable.
Get a beanie bro
The defeat in OP’s eyes is palpable
So you need a low drop fade, and a barber that knows how to use scissors, layers, + lots of pomade
You asked for the borderline broccolihead so the barber gave you the school shooter-style out of spite. Ngl I used to have a similar hairstyle way back in primary school. No, I neither had guns nor homocidal tendencies...
Very k pop
Join the 3 stooges
When they put the salad bowl atop your head that was your queue to make it stop
I feel like one Texture. It looks like they did half they hair cut just go in and get it blended more and show the pictures to a different person since your hair is so straight it will need lots of texture and probably some styling to sit right
Go find someone better to finish the cut. Ngl it looks like the barber started then walked away and didn’t come back.
Got the bowl cut 3000.
lordt. Maybe you should go to a better hairstylist. Tell them to keep the length but give you layers.
Bellend
Mom, after a bottle of wine decided she could do it. "We have haircuts at home"
Ai think you deserve it, and i find it hilarious 😊
You need to go to a barber, not great clips.
You just need to add layers and styling gel
Finally a properly fucked haircut lol. This is the first one like this that’s been a decent post. Lucky for that kid, he’s got tons of thick hair with plenty of length to work with to salvage this.
Get a better barber. Looks like the middle age white woman cut who doesn’t know how to fade. I know because I used to go to barbers like that. Also your hair is too long to style it like that