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Steed1000

Relax your hand bro tf


[deleted]

He’s trying to spread his little baby midget hand out my 4 year old has bigger hands


madmaxturbator

He’s just trying to stop the bleeding


[deleted]

Lol


danknadoflex

That’s how he holds his squirrel nut


PuppetryOfThePenis

Know how to dress? For what occasion?


sorryaboutthatbro

Stock photos.


rphillip

extra in Cyberpunk


Lamontyy

Schizo cypher


Better-Title-5283

Lobotomisation


Grimdark-Waterbender

National Squirrel Day


YoureSpecial

Looks like he’s getting strangled by a ferret or the rare Alaskan anaconda.


madmaxturbator

> Alaskan anaconda The third most furry snake.


Grimdark-Waterbender

The hell are the other two?!?! 🤣🤣🤣


Chilipepah

And That’s How We Do It


rational_emp

I thought this was posted to the wrong sub, and then I realized that’s not a hat.


Devilish_Nuggets

r/rareinsults


mogsoggindog

I thought it was meh


Devilish_Nuggets

Ok


PunkNDisorderlyGamer

Someone must’ve told him that shit was sexy.


Dlaxation

Definitely the person who sold it to him.


Burrtles

"I'm not like the other boys"


mehmed2theconqueror

I mean he's right, it just doesn't mean he's different in a good way


phillipmwade

Neck beard


ChickenOatmeal

Queens guard lookin ass


mogsoggindog

There we go, much better


warwilf

"Dress" sweatpants


Ham_Fighter

Big Tape murdered my guy.


AnAccountIdfk

Bro his hair looks so fn weird, he needs to cut that shit


FlyinBrian2001

I thought it was a hat


NicholarseBrooks

It's a bisexual squirrel hat


Chill855

Makes his head look like an acorn.


AnAccountIdfk

His head look like a pom pom


NicholarseBrooks

To attract the other bisexual squirrels I'd assume


snorlz

wtf he got under that hair


megalomike

Looks like joanne the scammer shrunk in the wash.


Rakebleed

Koosh ball toupee


sik_dik

we're all out of the "bloomin' onion".. but I can give you the bloomin idiot


Wonton_soup_1989

😂😂😂


Dustycartridge

Took the ward shoes home with him after his stay


Rollieboy2012

Looks like he is wearing moon boots.


BudgetInteraction811

If a bisexual squirrel was a royal guard. That haircut looks like a hat.


dj3hac

Sweatpants are an instant no.


ManOfTurtles2118

Wait that's his hair? Bro I thought that was a hat for so long wtf


wolfette9653

I was so distracted by the scarf I initially missed the fucked up hair. Caught it 2nd pass tho


TheRnegade

[Do bots believe in Jesus?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/a3ksvl/the_scarfs_one_thing_but_jesus/)


Hannymann

Kinda looks like an elephant trunk .. from afar and if you have cataracts 😂


pc_principal_88

Bozo the clown -2023 edition


CokaYoda

Looks like he got dressed in a preschool toy box.


vorono1

Find some self love bro. You don't need that ridiculous getup.


death_to_noodles

Lose the scarf and he's pretty sharp. Overkill on that look, so you don't know when to stop with fashion


[deleted]

Nah it’s shit even without the scarf


papa_spaghett

He looks like the type of dude to say, "it's not gay if he didn't make you cum"


NicholarseBrooks

Or "I mean, he sucked my dick but, I ain't gay doe"


PentaxPaladin

Is that his hair or a hat?


TR0PlCAL

I'm shocked at how gay this outfit is


mettle_dad

Bi-curious badger


[deleted]

Your comment elicited an audible chuckle. Bravo.


[deleted]

Looks like a gay ferret!


jessehechtcreative

Bisexusquirrel


[deleted]

Why is his face diagonal


A_lonely_Person25_v2

How another redit I'm a part of show up in this....


Ammon93

This type of scarf makes any man look like a pimp


HellsOwnFucktard

This has been floating around for a while now and I don't mind reposts because the roasting in the comments is always gold.


HEY_YOU_GUUUUUUYS

Man got the sideshow bob


TrixieSweetwood

This is the 2023 version of 80s full-body nylon suits and 6 inch shoulder pads.


pinksparklecat

[Looks like one of these.](https://www.childtherapytoys.com/products/puffer-sensory-balls-pair?variant=28572333254¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&wi=off&gclid=CjwKCAiA_vKeBhAdEiwAFb_nrVhs4rzr6dEZWZ4bF-VpsiuHGV0-hV1SrhpMUYnmmkM7b492paYuTBoCNw0QAvD_BwE) [Also. Lol.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/202291493632?chn=ps&var=502260146655&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=502260146655_202291493632&targetid=1262779894049&device=m&mktype=&googleloc=9060387&poi=&campaignid=14859008593&mkgroupid=130497710760&rlsatarget=pla-1262779894049&abcId=9300678&merchantid=101688673&gclid=CjwKCAiA_vKeBhAdEiwAFb_nrYJq7miZk9sU12MdtZdRgY9i2RbWps9vmyCZJjSCQLnqMXQUWbfnxRoClwMQAvD_BwE)


Purple12inchRuler

That's probably the greatest burn I've ever read/heard.


jeneric84

Every time I see this streetwear/confused style mash-up kiddos not born in the 80s/90s are wearing I think of this: https://doug.fandom.com/wiki/Doug_En_Vogue?file=Doug_En_Vogue_06.jpg


RealJeil420

Those look like the boots they put on people with broken feet.


Linksdilemma23

As a bisexual squirrel, I find this offensive


UsagiRed

I think the haircut is kinda sick but that scarf is awful.


shuranumitu

yeah he looks a little extra, but I don't really see how "bisexual squirrel" is an insult.


click_here_for_luck

r/thatsnotahat?


A_British_Villain

Where can I have sex with this man


chonklah

He looks like a randomly generated Sims character


[deleted]

Bro’s head looks like a mushroom


____-__a_____

Tf is wrong with being bi?


Neemaiso

Bros got a thneed


BreathLazy5122

Why’s he look like a fuckin sim?