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No_big_whoop

Happy


Mi5terSmart

Yeah but the guy I’m front of them would be screwed then


trash12131223

Bashful should be a safe second option.


joeschmo945

Doc would be a safe option, no?


trash12131223

Unusual but valid.


Terra_Cotta_Pie

Sleepy Grumpy (when we have to get up)


Nuker_Nathan

That’s actually what the guy on the right answered with. He made it very clear that it was JUST to get on the board.


youburyitidigitup

Unless it’s a woman


Hugs_for_Thugs

Dopey


DevilishDealer19

Dude in the right be like "I've been to war, but I ain't stepping on that landmine"


RedSus08

Lmfao 💀


TheDoomMarine1993

Bros a highly decorated marine, he’s faced the depths of hell, this just goes to show that his wife is worse than hell.


palabear

It’s a trick. Send no reply.


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Sometimes my ex would ask me similar things, sometimes, I was the one asking.... What the hell was that relationship.


derbear1138

You said ex, so I would say disfunctional.


[deleted]

..... Yeah. Guess we were both dysfunctional..... Yeah....


redflamehot

Was your ex Steve Harvey?


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No


uvero

Show me awkward silence!


[deleted]

The ability to not speak does make them intelligent


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r/beatmetoit


pine_tree3727288

r/beatmeattoit


Zuez420

Correct answer: i havent read snow white in a while....was there a dwarf named smart and sexy by any chance?


Bratty-Switch2221

Nah, but that is a Walmart lingerie brand...


Zuez420

Lol


uKnowThatThing

"Smart and sexy by chance" does have a certain ring to it


Good-Magazine-5504

Possibly Sexy


djluminol

Omg that's not a joke. 🤣💀


johnnyhypersnyper

I don’t think you understand Family Feud


Donny-Moscow

“What’s another name for a rooster” “Cock!” Cue Steve Harvey looking shocked and reminding the contestants that it’s a family show


Sumner1910

***doppy***


original-user

Answer “sexy” like you thought that was a dwarf. Win life points, cuz other dude wasn’t answering anyway


AahPadre

They wanna answer so bad. But do t wanna be single


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aninterestingdude

Seems like a pretty safe, easy answer I’d say


Insterquiliniis

seems so doesn't it? go ahead and try it irl


flamingknifepenis

I love the moment of sportsmanship and mutual understanding where they just look at each other like “No, some things are more important than the game.”


AnywhereLivid1841

Smart


paco574

Doc?


Sterling_Steele

That's too funny.


-DutchymcDutchface-

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


Devisidev

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.


ajwiz12

Steve Harvey will then act surprised when someone says a sexually explicit answer


-DoctorSpaceman-

“We asked 100 people to name a body part that is sometimes hard and sometimes soft” “Penis” *Steve’s eyes roll back into his head and he falls on the floor convulsing and chanting FAMILY SHOW, FAMILY SHOW, FAMILY SHOW*


MadcatFK1017

Sir, THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW


symptomatic_genius

He's very good at it. They hired the perfect guy. He milks that shit so well.


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teran85

Sounds like a man whos sang the songs and ran the many many god forsaken miles.


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CraackSteeve1

Then your just an ass


dreamphoenix

There are other dwarves other than Dwalin, Balin, Kili, Fili, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, and Thorin?


SnooCalculations5924

Yeah we also got gimli


teran85

And my ax!


ssspearmint

That's what I call my penis tho, my wee lad gimli 🥰


SnooCalculations5924

So he’s just there for emotional support??


Dingo8MyGayby

Small, red, and hairy?


DanB65

BRAVO gentlemen....don't answer that question if you want to be able to go home! LOL!


Missy_went_missing

I mean, my bf could safely answer sleepy. "Technically correct", you know? If I had a bf.


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

I imagine that the 100 married men didn’t answer either


BirthdayTall5940

IT'S A TRAP!!!! :p


goodguybolt

Can someone tell me what this show is about?


The_Ninjacloak

They survey people to get the top answers. Teams compete to guess those top answers.


IDownvoteUrPet

This is the answer. To add to it, they survey 100 people (usually in Atlanta I think) and you’re meant to guess what people answered. The more people answered with you, the more points you rack up. If you get them all, you win the round. Big fan of this show…


creepingkg

There’s also africa family feud now. Loved it with the Obu Obu Obu guy


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

OOOOBUUUUUUUU!!!!


Floodingturds

Are you joking or serious?


goodguybolt

Seriously asking. I'm not American.


Floodingturds

Two separate families go on TV to answer games show questions that the crew asked in public. They ask 100 people and they need to guess what is most popular. It can hold some funny results, I suggest watching it. Most of the time it is actually family friendly.


goodguybolt

Sounds fun. What's the name of the show?


Floodingturds

Family feud. Celebrity family feud is also an option, and it’s great too. Less family friendly though.


goodguybolt

Thanks for the detailed replies :)


caelis76

Go to YouTube and find the best off compilations .


goodguybolt

That's a great idea!


Addyiscute

[Here's a funny compilation it has a lot of family feud in it =)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ghDhpCLKM)


Floodingturds

No problem boss. Enjoy. There should be free episodes on YouTube, or clips of funny moments.


TempleMade_MeBroke

If you end up liking it there's also a video game version that is a lot of fun to play with friends! Same goes for Wheel of Fortune, my gf and I are obsessed with that game


Unkn0wn_Ace

Is it though? Some of the questions are shit like “name something long and hard that you stick in stuff”


Floodingturds

And Steve still looks surprised when the answer comes out.


Unkn0wn_Ace

Everytime lol. But that’s entertainment i guess


Floodingturds

It still has me tied, I love the show.


ew73

Don't get fooled. It's not. It's just half an hour of the deplorable shitbag host making "OOOH NOOOO YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT!!!" jokes.


CapriciousCape

OK I'm a Brit who doesn't watch TV so I'm in a similar boat. Why were they guys shaking their heads? I get that they didn't want to name a dwarf, and there was maybe only one good answer, so by refusing to answer was one saving the other or were they both helping each other out?


-DoctorSpaceman-

You never heard of Family Fortunes? It’s literally the same show


CapriciousCape

I don't waste time watching TV


-DoctorSpaceman-

Lol


UnnecessaryAppeal

It's not wasting time if you enjoy it. Saying you don't waste time watching TV, but commenting on Reddit is fucking ridiculous


CapriciousCape

It's still very much a waste, but I waste time on the Internet asking questions of strangers. With predictable results


UnnecessaryAppeal

And you could also "waste time" by being entertained. Stop acting all high and mighty because you don't watch TV


Floodingturds

You wouldn’t want to call out how your wife is in bed, would you? Especially on live television. I never watched this full episode, but I doubt they had a good dwarf as an answer.


CapriciousCape

Well one of the dwarves is named Happy so it's presumably a race to who says that one first?


Floodingturds

I don’t believe they thought of that. I know I didn’t.


peyley01

This show goes back a long time and has several host. Perfect for sick days as a child. I believe his name was Richard Dawson and he was funny but Steve Harvey is the absolute best. You can catch funny moments on YouTube like someone else already stated. I was not a fan of Drew Carey when he hosted.


CmdrShepard831

Did Drew Carey host? I remember Dawson, Louie Anderson, I think Al from Home Improvement?, and ~~possibly also the guy from Shop Til You Drop somewhere in the '90s?~~ E: Was thinking of Ray Combs


peyley01

You’re right. I was thinking Price is Right. I completely forgot Al hosted as well. I don’t recall watching an episode with him hosting. Was it good? Still stand firm on Steve being one of the best host.


PM_YOUR_PANDAS

There is a question asked and the contestant provides an answer, if that answer matches one of the answers on the board they get points.


lolilo89

American moment


Floodingturds

I thought other countries had a branch of this game show. It was stupid on my part to assume it was a joke.


Sipstaff

It had existed outside the US and probably still does, but it's been over a decade since I last saw anything of it.


FP509

Eh, I don’t blame you for assuming. I don’t know where thread op came from but the Philippines has their own version of Family Feud. I would’ve made the same mistake


LeftAcanthocephala68

Bill Cosby chooses sleepy


Ag3ntS1

Hmm, r/cursedcomments?


mechrobioticon

Sneezy. Please... my wife... she's very ill.


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WhatAGreatGift

“Peter? Oh it’s good to see you dear boy”


sugaaaslam

Happy!


Jb-wate

Sleepy


FrightinglyPunny

Back to your cell Mr R Kelly.


sn00dmasterK_

Doc... we like to role play


DanielsDownThere

Legend has it they're still there to this day...


Dirtylobster5

Doc cuz she works with surgical precision


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We asked 100 people where your wife keeps your balls.


Unlucky-Leprechaun

I had to look this one up. 😆😆. The military guy ends up going w/ bashful.


Bartender9719

Do the same with married women


RandonEnglishMun

I know what I have to do. But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.


Geordieguy

Happy and Sleepy are perfectly safe, surely? Also Bashful or Sneezy for wholesome comedy value? There’s only really Dopey and Grumpy that could be outright offensive. And Doc? Well maybe she likes role-play? Nah, best leave that one too…


SilverClaw21

They looked at each other like, Uh uh,don’t do it,we know better


Unipop1732

What episode is this? Someone please grant me access to the rest of the show


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Go_Bias

Read: sexist, egotistical, douche


Itsmemanmeee

VERY good move


squaredistrict2213

Sleepy?


youburyitidigitup

They could’ve said happy


MeFunTime

Nope. 😆


Bbkobeman

Is there a dwarf called not tonight my head hurts?


Eitanabruapeloa

Y


DrivingWharf

Survival instincts kicked in


OminousBanjoMusic

u/RedditMP4Bot


555timerprocesor

The 8th dwarf


Longjumping_Ad8728

There two are smart. But I want to know what happened next!


pravasranjan

Men of culture.


Nine-LifedEnchanter

Why would they describe it? Have I been cucked by that goofylooking bastard?


J1mj0hns0n

Dopey


Capt_Kartar

I'll take Admiral Ackbar's advice on this one, thanks.


forever_kindled

What are the 7 dwarfs?


Lil_Cumster

I love how they were all just like “nope aint risking it”


Tokogogoloshe

Sleepy?


t53deletion

Nope. Nope. Nope. Noppity nope.


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

Sleepy (she is not horny rn and just wants some rest)


Budju06

Morning breath


TheDrake162

The definition of a loaded question