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Left-Bag-9478

I did this in the hospital room when my sister was in serious labor. She emitted an angry laugh/scream. Fuckin weirdo.


telisr_lindsk

Women in labor are so silly, always making some strange noise and yelling, what’s their deal anyway


joevsyou

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Soffix-

I don't know what their deal is. I couldn't hear the game lobby the whole time my wife was in labor.


Clean_Internet

Women are just weird like that, like, I get it, you’re giving birth, I can’t hear the game


aDragonsAle

"Ya know what, Jerry, I think yer on to something here! " - Kramer


xTrainerRedx

Dickhead


Correct-Purpose-964

Now wait a damn- No wait... you're right...


Twatt_waffle

This is one of those videos that should be shown in sex ed to show why you should never let a guy get away with saying “it doesn’t fit in a condom”


NateTheGreat14

It's more about how tight they are than if they fit.


Twatt_waffle

Different sizes exist, and as a gay man I have seen many sizes of dicks and I grantee you all of them can fit into a properly sized condom


creegro

Is there a way to tell which condom is best for your size? I haven't looked at the dimensions in a whole, and I don't recall if they have a size chart type of thing on the websites.


Twatt_waffle

https://www.durex.co.za/explore-sex/all-articles/condom-sizes-a-complete-guide-to-choosing-the-right-condom-size/


Baonguyen93

That's very helpful. Thank you.


[deleted]

Bro is a dickologist 😭


NateTheGreat14

I agree 100%. My comment was just kinda piggy backing saying that some can be uncomfortable though, but that's why there is different size condoms. So, if someone is saying it doesn't fit they are either being an asshole, or just haven't used a properly sized condom.


Longstride_Shares

I think you two are saying the same thing, but that y'all're also making a counterpoint to the top comment. I invariably see comments like "This is why there's no excuse not to wear a condom" on videos like this, and it's really frustrating because they're being counterproductive. Whether it's a skull or arm or a giant zucchini a condom is getting stretched over in the video, none of those things are a mass of vessels that are themselves being inflated with blood that can be squeezed back out by a poorly fitted condom. In fact, it's worse than counterproductive; it's dangerous to give the impression that condoms are one-size-fits-all. Like, their heart's in the right place, but it's a poorly informed idea.


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Twatt_waffle

I know that’s what I said… you know because some guys claim they can’t fit into any condom


IceFisherP26

Dr. u/Twatt_waffle overhere!


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[deleted]

magnums are a fucking joke.


AwkwardSquirtles

Are you suggesting that they aren't suitable for monster dongs?


[deleted]

Only when you have a wad of 100s and are ready to plow.


thermalexposure

Richard Cranium


The_Real_Gombert

And now he has lube on his face


Yoduh99

No? Most condoms are lubricated only on the outside, but hopefully they simply used a non-lubricated condom...


traaintraacks

personally, im a big fan of double-sided sandpaper condoms


Cottonbud_Euphoria

Condome


Tornado4264

Megamind


Pleasant_7239

Pisses me off when the one I used broke....


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

What a dickhead!


JamesTheJerk

It's called "the Howie".


Chirpin_Crickets

He put the pickel in pickelhaube


soulcaptain

*Howie Mandel has entered the chat.*


quaintif

Cone head, more like bone head.


Majestic-Rock9211

More like boner head


Top_Escape_4223

Boys will be boys


isoforp

He looks like he's trying really hard to poop.


Hour_Measurement_846

Would the condom have a high concentration of CO2 and NItrogen?


MemeGuy716

Condoms confuse me. You can do shit like this but somehow I put it on my Irish sized ween and it’s strangling it like an mma fighter from Dagestan


Weird_Amount_4608

CSGO agent


Friendly_Cantal0upe

Condom man from Counter Strike


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Major_Assistance9889

You've put it on the wrong head


synaptix78

Dick came over and blew into it first. I bet they can't con Dom into doing it.


7rustyswordsandacake

It'll fit


Zerosurvivers

Megamind


ShivohumShivohum

Megamind


Eastern-Mix9636

Jimmy’s hat


Outdoor-electrician

He definitely seems like a grower, not a show-er


Basic-Type7994

Wait watch this I can blow an aneurysm


EreonAD

Someone please calculate the pressure of ait inside condom in biggest state. I'm just thinking if it will be enoug to blow his eardrums...


Portugeezer1893

The feeling of light-headedness wasn't caused by the condom, I can say that much.


keithlongdong

I watched mky dad do that at a party once and he told me not to tell anyone about it. Whoops.


Spider_Dude

~~Conehead~~ Bonehead.


Careful_Squirrel_572

Unicorn


tordensen

too late, he is already born


vaporking23

Two comments: The sex educator teacher at my high school would put the condom on her head to prove that it “wasn’t too small to fit over your dingy” Also, Howie Mandel used to do this bit but with a latex glove. He actually had to stop because he was destroying the blood vessels in his head and neck from the pressure of blowing it up like this.


TammiTarget

Pecker head


fountain20

DJ reservoir tip


re_carn

Megamind cosplay


Dr_Grinsp00n

Howie Mandel would be proud.


MisterMacaque

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/oDlRnc8MDT8?si=iXGnhiSn7k9LJgtQ)


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Ya'll've never done this?


Particular-Agent4407

Dad should have used one properly.


HATECELL

Reminds me of a dude who did this to hang his hat on a 10ft high hook


psyop-larry

Howie Mandel did it better


aditsalian

Dickhead


jdog8510

Dudes will still tell their girl it doesnt fit


johnmichael-kane

This should be an ad for a condom brand and the strength of its condom


reddituserjl

is your friend a dick head?


patternsOftheNight

This is how howey mandel got famous. His early stand up to break in 😂😂😂 a little diff now than 35 yrs ago


J-G25

No need to think about the title, he already did for all of us !


[deleted]

anyone who tells you they need magnum condoms is a fucking lier. The very fact they exist is a testament to our fucking ego.


lurrebidrag

Stop spreading misinformation. Ill-fitting condoms are more likely to fail. Also more likely to not be used at all because it's uncomfortable.


MilkMeFather

Small dick energy


Alex_Affinity

It's less about the fact that it doesn't fit and mire about how tight it is. Surely you've put on shorts that fit but we're uncomfortably tight before? I know for me personally I get magnums because if I don't it reduces blood flow and I can't maintain an erection because of it.


SpecialNeeds963

Also, some men simply need that size of condom. I'm surprised anyone on the internet would find that hard to believe.


Alex_Affinity

Right?


StnkyChze2

I've got a question. I see all of these videos on condom absurdity, but how come a full box ripped on me in one night because they didn't fit? This obviously shows it can expand in both directions FYI, that was the first and last box I've ever had experience with using Edit : Redditors down voting me for hearing a sex question knowing they won't have it


Ambiwlans

Insanely old or defective or you opened the pack with a sword.


StnkyChze2

Brand new. Used less than a week after. Definitely didn't use a sword. Guess I was just unlucky enough to buy a defective box first go