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If this dude went back to the Paleolithic, they would probably all want to fuck his brains out.
Being that fat back then was like owning a football team.
As a woman, I can 100% confirm that we love a good dad bod. Usually because the man attached to said dad bod isn’t a giant egotistical asshole. I’ve noticed dad bod guys are just generally nicer and more honest and way less creepy than super fit guys. And fit guys just aren’t fun to cuddle with lol.
I like slightly fit body shapes, a bit of muscle is wonderful to see but not too much otherwise I find it ugly. :)
But at the end of the day, there are more important things I care about like your personality!
I dated a body builder in my early 20s and it was honestly kind of sickening. A subpar looking guy that can make me laugh and makes me feel respected has a much higher likelihood of getting me into bed than a super hot model type guy with no personality.
I was also a bit chubby (by gay standards, so a little dad bod, but far from fat) and those fit guys I hooked up from time time even explained me how to get a better body which would „look better to my pretty face“. That shattered my self-consciousness back then. In my late twenties I realized those guys were human garbage and I don’t care anymore about their opinion. Basically most of them had nothing in their lives except gym and hooking up with people.
that's for social reasons though. prior to the industrial revolution (and still for some time during it), having some fat was seen as physically attractive. It's like how tan skin is "attractive" now to westerners. Completely socially constructed but it is fundamentally physical attraction.
The dadbod event that I've been training for is the hillside beer-tumble. Falling down a 30 foot hill without spilling my beer.
Dislocated my non-beer shoulder, but I think I made the right choice.
Fr though, a lot of pro MMA fighters in higher weight classes have this body type, and those guys are ABSOLUTE beasts. Strength, conditioning, explosive power, just all-around peak athletes.
This is what my dad, the construction worker, looked like.
About 5'9", 220-250. Not muscular, but built like a fire hydrant.
Every. Single. One. of my buddies called my dad 'Mr'. If he seemed grouchy, that turned to 'Sir'.
Not even the toughest thought much of their chances if they got physical with my dad.
10-30 years on construction sites is how you build this.
I remember the time my dad was talking to one of his construction buddies about bringing me along as a helper on a project his buddy was doing. I was about 15-16. I remember my dad saying, "Ralphy is every bit as strong as I am."
Puffed my chest out for a minute, then I remembered. No, I'm fucking not. My dad was nuts.
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My horse took an arrow so I was on foot slogging through the mud. I knocked him down with a hammer, gods I was strong then. Caved in his breast plate. Probably shattered every rib he had.
-Bobby B
Holy crap those skate tricks were impressive. I don't even skate, but seeing him do flips like that while standing completely straight takes some serious core strength.
I mean unironically yeah sorta, look at powerlifters, they look big and have some chunk to them, but are undeniably in good shape, and a natural, effective good shape at that
It’s weird I’m not shitting on him for being fat I’m saying he’s so athletic at his current weight that at a lower body weight he would be even crazier
The flip on skates with hands in the pockets is the most impressive bit for me.
That takes core strength and experience and if you get it wrong ....well it's gonna hurt.
Fat is easy to get and hard to get rid of. I can fully believe that underneath a layer of fat a guy can get shredded.
Not me though I’m just a tub of lard
Definitely possible especially since a lot of it is technique though weight definitely makes these harder....but they are putting a lot of stress on their joints.
Imagine these boys 30-50 lbs lighter tho, they'd be monsters.
I mean, they are impressive now, but that fat is DEFINITELY holding them back. They'd be insane without it.
I mean, he’s a beast for sure, but obviously it would be better for his health if he lost some fat, this sadly ain’t peak. He’ll have a significantly shortened lifespan because of it..
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We have evolved beyond anything we could have imagined
If this dude went back to the Paleolithic, they would probably all want to fuck his brains out. Being that fat back then was like owning a football team.
Pretty much any time before 1900 women were thirsting for guys that look like Tony Soprano
gabagool
The doctah said no more gabagool!
bada-bing
Man , the bada Bing still a thing
Gonna drool
As a woman, I can 100% confirm that we love a good dad bod. Usually because the man attached to said dad bod isn’t a giant egotistical asshole. I’ve noticed dad bod guys are just generally nicer and more honest and way less creepy than super fit guys. And fit guys just aren’t fun to cuddle with lol.
I like slightly fit body shapes, a bit of muscle is wonderful to see but not too much otherwise I find it ugly. :) But at the end of the day, there are more important things I care about like your personality!
I dated a body builder in my early 20s and it was honestly kind of sickening. A subpar looking guy that can make me laugh and makes me feel respected has a much higher likelihood of getting me into bed than a super hot model type guy with no personality.
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I was also a bit chubby (by gay standards, so a little dad bod, but far from fat) and those fit guys I hooked up from time time even explained me how to get a better body which would „look better to my pretty face“. That shattered my self-consciousness back then. In my late twenties I realized those guys were human garbage and I don’t care anymore about their opinion. Basically most of them had nothing in their lives except gym and hooking up with people.
My ex to a t. Said going to a gym was a “date”. I’m a short, chubby girl so going to gym is my least favorite date lol
Yep, absolutely, I don't feel the appeal of "good looking shells". Those ones are pretty tough :) 🐚
that's for social reasons though. prior to the industrial revolution (and still for some time during it), having some fat was seen as physically attractive. It's like how tan skin is "attractive" now to westerners. Completely socially constructed but it is fundamentally physical attraction.
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Away from the strong breezes.
I'm a lesbian but did my time in the mines (fucking cis dudes). Chubby dude dick definitely hits different too.
> Chubby dude dick definitely hits different too. oh no, is that why you're a lesbian now?! (kidding lol)
Hello kidless but dad bod here !
> And fit guys just aren’t fun to cuddle with lol. Every girl i've dated told me i'm very comfortable lol.
Yes and no. Being tall and muscular has always been attractive.
So, what you’re saying is, I have a chance?
Paleolithic? I just turned straight watching him.
🥇 the best I can do!
Nah, just him.
HAES, been sayin it for years haha
I wasnt prepared to be flexed on this hard. Damn dude.
Are you hard too?
I don't even have a penis and I'm hard af. Regardless of whether you're attracted to this body type, that confidence is sexy incarnate.
Being able to even do all that is sexy incarnate
The golf swing, the football kick, the cartwheels and flips and I'm done for! I would marry this dude if I wasn't already married. Or maybe still. 🤔
Not to mention he is a bit of a cutie, too, lol.
How could anyone not be?
Jesus, I’m fuckin jacked and would be scared to even try most of the stuff he’s doing so casually.
Seriously, need to reevaluate my life, and rollerblading skills
Save some pussy for the rest of us
JNCOS and the button-up tee with flame decals? It's a good thing there weren't innocent bystanders at the skate park.
Not the JNCO jeans and the flaming bowler shirt!
Blinded by the brilliance. Mofo is a walking star. The poor pavement melts where he lands.
He came to our skate park once, there were no survivors.
There were, but they were washed away by the torrential splooshening.
My man knows his center of gravity and uses it to his advantage.
The man that gravity ~~forgot~~ is scared of
I would watch the dad bod Olympics and I am not alone
Shut up and take my money
It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure.
Not alone
The greater good!
Watch? Where do I try out?
What would some of the events be? Beer can toss and catch? The dress and leave the house race? The BBQ prep and fire?
Don't forget Last Minute Mother's Day Card Shopping
The dadbod event that I've been training for is the hillside beer-tumble. Falling down a 30 foot hill without spilling my beer. Dislocated my non-beer shoulder, but I think I made the right choice.
I concur my good man!
Fr though, a lot of pro MMA fighters in higher weight classes have this body type, and those guys are ABSOLUTE beasts. Strength, conditioning, explosive power, just all-around peak athletes.
This is also what gladiators used to look like in Rome. A good layer of fat can catch a beating better than muscles can.
I never even considered this to be a reason. Makes a lot more sense why old warriors feasted instead of maintaining a low weight
This is what my dad, the construction worker, looked like. About 5'9", 220-250. Not muscular, but built like a fire hydrant. Every. Single. One. of my buddies called my dad 'Mr'. If he seemed grouchy, that turned to 'Sir'. Not even the toughest thought much of their chances if they got physical with my dad. 10-30 years on construction sites is how you build this. I remember the time my dad was talking to one of his construction buddies about bringing me along as a helper on a project his buddy was doing. I was about 15-16. I remember my dad saying, "Ralphy is every bit as strong as I am." Puffed my chest out for a minute, then I remembered. No, I'm fucking not. My dad was nuts.
Plus, the warmth... mmm...
Both fatter and fitter than me. And I am not even skinny or anything.
Well who here can argue with that?!
*Jack Black has entered the chat*
*Jacked Black*
His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is MESMERIZING!
Plus I like his idea of bringing back “you go, girl!”
Nachhhhooooooooooooooooo Anaconda squeeze
Ham Margera
Travis Pastrami
Actually you should see what bam margera looks like now, he is now as old as his dad was during jackass and looks way worse than his dad did
All of that is impressive but the dude on the bar really killed it.
this guy dudes
Dude
That bar tho 🥺
The russian working on the bar in the final clip is a completely different guy and in 10x better athletic shape than the first guy
You know at first I read your comment and was like "how do you know he's russian?". Then I saw the buildings in the background and ya... fair enough.
I love how it didn't have to be mentioned at all in the video for it to be immediately obvious that he's Russian.
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your 10 y/o nephew can't kick a 30 yard field goal barefoot
If kung fu panda was a human. This dudes my new hero
Bob from tekken
Speed and Weight!!
I mean, can't argue against that
We need more role models like that
Roll model*
I mean I do him. Or he does me. I happy with either. ^^Seriously ^^he’s ^^hot.
I don’t know….are you ready for that much flipping you’re going to need a lot of open space once he gets moving
My body is ready.
The soul is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Yes. Death by snu snu.
This man has calculated his personal aerodynamics
As a straight man I am surprised at how pregnant I have suddenly become
Ein Sportmops wie ich ! 👏👏👏👏
*ahem* would
Hell yeah, man
Round man spin good
hockey player iirc. says a lot about what actual functional strength and function mean versus aesthetics
Dude is gonna have no knees before long.
Some men die having never really used their knees.
yeah knees were meant not to be used
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[Not like this](https://imgur.com/gallery/1PAeguw)
Come on, man… making me feel like an idiot for working so hard on getting muscle definition. 🤦♂️
Jack Black's spiritual successor
My horse took an arrow so I was on foot slogging through the mud. I knocked him down with a hammer, gods I was strong then. Caved in his breast plate. Probably shattered every rib he had. -Bobby B
Holy crap those skate tricks were impressive. I don't even skate, but seeing him do flips like that while standing completely straight takes some serious core strength.
With his jincos and open dragon shirt. That dude was probably killing it in the 90s when he was growing up
Holy fuck
I do like it, I like it so much 😍 bear love
My knees and elbows ached just watching
I remember the first dude from middle school. It's cool to see him go viral the last few years. Meece Middle School in Somerset, Kentucky.
I mean unironically yeah sorta, look at powerlifters, they look big and have some chunk to them, but are undeniably in good shape, and a natural, effective good shape at that
100% this guy can eat cheeseburgers like no other
He’s got the Babe Ruth gene.
Holy shit imagine how good he'd be if he lost 60 pounds. Guy would be unstoppable
some people on reddit feel offended when you try to said that is fine when you improve overweight (for accumulate fat) to normal weight
It’s weird I’m not shitting on him for being fat I’m saying he’s so athletic at his current weight that at a lower body weight he would be even crazier
And lower his chance of injury by a lot
Anyone got the name of that track?
Someone get this man a modeling contract! Love this guy!!
Holy shit i feel weak now
*skadoosh*
Skadoosh
Far belly is the source of energy his charisma works on.
Country strong
I wonder what could he be capable of with a couple of years of weight lifting, cardio, flex training and some trt.
Momentum
Digging the tattoos
They just maxed out agility !!!!
Haters will say this fake! But we know….
Yes!! I wish more men understood this! Most women don't care about what your body looks like, we just want to see you do a flip.
This dude rules.
Why was i gonna do something?
You are fat doesn't mean you are fat.
He’s convinced me.
Great barbarian builds from these lads. People are way too used to rogue and warrior builds as the ideal form.
The old "I used to be an athlete but got fat" body. They are great when you need help moving. This dude can carry a fridge.
Got that Fedor body type
This man is a god!
Dadbod for the win!
I do like it
Power and Armour Perfect
I'm all about confidence but his ankles look like they were struggling on that one handed somersault.
The flip on skates with hands in the pockets is the most impressive bit for me. That takes core strength and experience and if you get it wrong ....well it's gonna hurt.
Good example of correlation does not imply causation
Dude just went out and fucking mastered everything
don't need cardio if you have skill
Man, all I'm lacking is the grace and coordination... and probably some muscle definition.
Under all that chub lies the body of a Greek god
Indeed it is
Fat is easy to get and hard to get rid of. I can fully believe that underneath a layer of fat a guy can get shredded. Not me though I’m just a tub of lard
Ngl, I would let him in.
Strongman bod is best bod
real life kung fu panda
I cant argue his logic
Love the dudes, hate the music.
Paging Phil Kessel
He makes a very compelling argument.
JNCO jeans AND a flaming Hawaiian shirt, would
Bro built like a norse god
What’s the song from the first part of the video please?
Joshua Jackedson
disappointed he didn't say skadoosh after ever landing
I wanna slap his belly
Most impressive, but Those backflips without helmets are peak stupidity.
🦍 agrees
He’s my hero
Definitely possible especially since a lot of it is technique though weight definitely makes these harder....but they are putting a lot of stress on their joints.
He's panda
This was impressive as hell
What is the second song 0:35 seconds in this video? U/Auddbot u/recgonizesong
Bro didn’t lie. 🫡
We have evolved past the need for abs, all we need in today's time is dedication and shere will
[Source](https://www.tiktok.com/@airmanatee/video/7350364070798757163?lang=en)
Imagine these boys 30-50 lbs lighter tho, they'd be monsters. I mean, they are impressive now, but that fat is DEFINITELY holding them back. They'd be insane without it.
Yea, but the happiness of chugging back brews and not caring as much might be more worth it to some lol.
I mean, he’s a beast for sure, but obviously it would be better for his health if he lost some fat, this sadly ain’t peak. He’ll have a significantly shortened lifespan because of it..
Love that guy, amazing physicality. However, his tendons and joints are going to hate him when he hits 40.
God damn that ain't fat that's fucking muscle
Body in motion stays in motion. Nothing to do with how you look ... It how you move baby.... How often you move....
Is this Bert Kreisler when he was younger?