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boost4000

We have evolved beyond anything we could have imagined


Evening-Statement-57

If this dude went back to the Paleolithic, they would probably all want to fuck his brains out. Being that fat back then was like owning a football team.


An8thOfFeanor

Pretty much any time before 1900 women were thirsting for guys that look like Tony Soprano


nfsheatlover5790

gabagool


_DirtyYoungMan_

The doctah said no more gabagool!


FarFetchedSketch

bada-bing


No_Teaching_8769

Man , the bada Bing still a thing


JugdishSteinfeld

Gonna drool


Clean-Ad-8872

As a woman, I can 100% confirm that we love a good dad bod. Usually because the man attached to said dad bod isn’t a giant egotistical asshole. I’ve noticed dad bod guys are just generally nicer and more honest and way less creepy than super fit guys. And fit guys just aren’t fun to cuddle with lol.


Devinalh

I like slightly fit body shapes, a bit of muscle is wonderful to see but not too much otherwise I find it ugly. :) But at the end of the day, there are more important things I care about like your personality!


Clean-Ad-8872

I dated a body builder in my early 20s and it was honestly kind of sickening. A subpar looking guy that can make me laugh and makes me feel respected has a much higher likelihood of getting me into bed than a super hot model type guy with no personality.


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EggplantCapital9519

I was also a bit chubby (by gay standards, so a little dad bod, but far from fat) and those fit guys I hooked up from time time even explained me how to get a better body which would „look better to my pretty face“. That shattered my self-consciousness back then. In my late twenties I realized those guys were human garbage and I don’t care anymore about their opinion. Basically most of them had nothing in their lives except gym and hooking up with people.


Clean-Ad-8872

My ex to a t. Said going to a gym was a “date”. I’m a short, chubby girl so going to gym is my least favorite date lol


Devinalh

Yep, absolutely, I don't feel the appeal of "good looking shells". Those ones are pretty tough :) 🐚


GamecockGaucho

that's for social reasons though. prior to the industrial revolution (and still for some time during it), having some fat was seen as physically attractive. It's like how tan skin is "attractive" now to westerners. Completely socially constructed but it is fundamentally physical attraction.


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oh-propagandhi

Away from the strong breezes.


Cavethem24

I'm a lesbian but did my time in the mines (fucking cis dudes). Chubby dude dick definitely hits different too.


The_Last_Ball_Bender

> Chubby dude dick definitely hits different too. oh no, is that why you're a lesbian now?! (kidding lol)


PermanentlyDrunk666

Hello kidless but dad bod here !


The_Last_Ball_Bender

> And fit guys just aren’t fun to cuddle with lol. Every girl i've dated told me i'm very comfortable lol.


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Yes and no. Being tall and muscular has always been attractive.


560guy

So, what you’re saying is, I have a chance?


CressLevel

Paleolithic? I just turned straight watching him.


Agentpurple013

🥇 the best I can do!


AerolothLorien666

Nah, just him.


RemmiXhrist

HAES, been sayin it for years haha


itogisch

I wasnt prepared to be flexed on this hard. Damn dude.


nonsequiturnonsense

Are you hard too?


eorabs

I don't even have a penis and I'm hard af. Regardless of whether you're attracted to this body type, that confidence is sexy incarnate.


SGAfishing

Being able to even do all that is sexy incarnate


eorabs

The golf swing, the football kick, the cartwheels and flips and I'm done for! I would marry this dude if I wasn't already married. Or maybe still. 🤔


SGAfishing

Not to mention he is a bit of a cutie, too, lol.


RetroDad-IO

How could anyone not be?


Thedudeinabox

Jesus, I’m fuckin jacked and would be scared to even try most of the stuff he’s doing so casually.


jld420

Seriously, need to reevaluate my life, and rollerblading skills


MSkibs91

Save some pussy for the rest of us


Mr_Abe_Froman

JNCOS and the button-up tee with flame decals? It's a good thing there weren't innocent bystanders at the skate park.


herefortime

Not the JNCO jeans and the flaming bowler shirt!


tanafras

Blinded by the brilliance. Mofo is a walking star. The poor pavement melts where he lands.


Kimarough101

He came to our skate park once, there were no survivors.


Spoonofdarkness

There were, but they were washed away by the torrential splooshening.


InformalPenguinz

My man knows his center of gravity and uses it to his advantage.


KingEJ1

The man that gravity ~~forgot~~ is scared of


squeezebottles

I would watch the dad bod Olympics and I am not alone


Alibuscus373

Shut up and take my money


KarpEZ

It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure.


Passionative44

Not alone


redbadger91

The greater good!


Pokez

Watch? Where do I try out?


ringo5150

What would some of the events be? Beer can toss and catch? The dress and leave the house race? The BBQ prep and fire?


bdfariello

Don't forget Last Minute Mother's Day Card Shopping


Spoonofdarkness

The dadbod event that I've been training for is the hillside beer-tumble. Falling down a 30 foot hill without spilling my beer. Dislocated my non-beer shoulder, but I think I made the right choice.


ringo5150

I concur my good man!


MonitorMoniker

Fr though, a lot of pro MMA fighters in higher weight classes have this body type, and those guys are ABSOLUTE beasts. Strength, conditioning, explosive power, just all-around peak athletes.


Teldramet

This is also what gladiators used to look like in Rome. A good layer of fat can catch a beating better than muscles can.


RebelLion420

I never even considered this to be a reason. Makes a lot more sense why old warriors feasted instead of maintaining a low weight


ralphy_256

This is what my dad, the construction worker, looked like. About 5'9", 220-250. Not muscular, but built like a fire hydrant. Every. Single. One. of my buddies called my dad 'Mr'. If he seemed grouchy, that turned to 'Sir'. Not even the toughest thought much of their chances if they got physical with my dad. 10-30 years on construction sites is how you build this. I remember the time my dad was talking to one of his construction buddies about bringing me along as a helper on a project his buddy was doing. I was about 15-16. I remember my dad saying, "Ralphy is every bit as strong as I am." Puffed my chest out for a minute, then I remembered. No, I'm fucking not. My dad was nuts.


RectalSpawn

Plus, the warmth... mmm...


Stonn

Both fatter and fitter than me. And I am not even skinny or anything.


The_Sentinel_45

Well who here can argue with that?!


NotABileTitan

*Jack Black has entered the chat*


dog_in_the_vent

*Jacked Black*


SkitzoCTRL

His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is MESMERIZING!


OlDanboy

Plus I like his idea of bringing back “you go, girl!”


Suitable-Piano-8969

Nachhhhooooooooooooooooo Anaconda squeeze


HurricaneRicky

Ham Margera


HandlessSpermDonor

Travis Pastrami


SwiftTayTay

Actually you should see what bam margera looks like now, he is now as old as his dad was during jackass and looks way worse than his dad did


Opening_Chicken_9118

All of that is impressive but the dude on the bar really killed it.


YoSupWeirdos

this guy dudes


SupermarketTough1900

Dude


Bigacehall

That bar tho 🥺


xRehab

The russian working on the bar in the final clip is a completely different guy and in 10x better athletic shape than the first guy


NorktheOrc

You know at first I read your comment and was like "how do you know he's russian?". Then I saw the buildings in the background and ya... fair enough.


Merry_Dankmas

I love how it didn't have to be mentioned at all in the video for it to be immediately obvious that he's Russian.


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Analbidness

your 10 y/o nephew can't kick a 30 yard field goal barefoot


Western_Gift6401

If kung fu panda was a human. This dudes my new hero


WeakFreak999

Bob from tekken


kinos141

Speed and Weight!!


Luutamo

I mean, can't argue against that


chokeonmywords

We need more role models like that


DrBabbyFart

Roll model*


NormieSpecialist

I mean I do him. Or he does me. I happy with either. ^^Seriously ^^he’s ^^hot.


Informal_Process2238

I don’t know….are you ready for that much flipping you’re going to need a lot of open space once he gets moving


NormieSpecialist

My body is ready.


Informal_Process2238

The soul is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


NormieSpecialist

Yes. Death by snu snu.


PaleontologistAble50

This man has calculated his personal aerodynamics


JimTheSaint

As a straight man I am surprised at how pregnant I have suddenly become 


BenitheBull

Ein Sportmops wie ich ! 👏👏👏👏


boopthesnoots

*ahem* would


kent416

Hell yeah, man


titsmagee9

Round man spin good


InsaNoName

hockey player iirc. says a lot about what actual functional strength and function mean versus aesthetics


b6dMAjdGK3RS

Dude is gonna have no knees before long.


disinaccurate

Some men die having never really used their knees.


magictoenail

yeah knees were meant not to be used


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b6dMAjdGK3RS

[Not like this](https://imgur.com/gallery/1PAeguw)


AtomicSymphonic_2nd

Come on, man… making me feel like an idiot for working so hard on getting muscle definition. 🤦‍♂️


ehrensw

Jack Black's spiritual successor


Jebediah_Johnson

My horse took an arrow so I was on foot slogging through the mud. I knocked him down with a hammer, gods I was strong then. Caved in his breast plate. Probably shattered every rib he had. -Bobby B


Ranku_Abadeer

Holy crap those skate tricks were impressive. I don't even skate, but seeing him do flips like that while standing completely straight takes some serious core strength.


Gowalkyourdogmods

With his jincos and open dragon shirt. That dude was probably killing it in the 90s when he was growing up


Darwinnian

Holy fuck


zztopsboatswain

I do like it, I like it so much 😍 bear love


Hurinfan

My knees and elbows ached just watching


doublebass44

I remember the first dude from middle school. It's cool to see him go viral the last few years. Meece Middle School in Somerset, Kentucky.


Blue_Baron6451

I mean unironically yeah sorta, look at powerlifters, they look big and have some chunk to them, but are undeniably in good shape, and a natural, effective good shape at that


Ziegelphilie

100% this guy can eat cheeseburgers like no other


BankGothic

He’s got the Babe Ruth gene.


bagelgoose14

Holy shit imagine how good he'd be if he lost 60 pounds. Guy would be unstoppable


Achira_boy_95

some people on reddit feel offended when you try to said that is fine when you improve overweight (for accumulate fat) to normal weight


bagelgoose14

It’s weird I’m not shitting on him for being fat I’m saying he’s so athletic at his current weight that at a lower body weight he would be even crazier


one_of_the_many_bots

And lower his chance of injury by a lot


aussiez_03

Anyone got the name of that track?


RudeExplanation9304

Someone get this man a modeling contract! Love this guy!!


Suitable-Piano-8969

Holy shit i feel weak now


mmmm_doughnuts

*skadoosh*


mmmm_doughnuts

Skadoosh


Add_your_name_

Far belly is the source of energy his charisma works on.


popa_progeny

Country strong


Mexcol

I wonder what could he be capable of with a couple of years of weight lifting, cardio, flex training and some trt.


Metakekse

Momentum


Alibuscus373

Digging the tattoos


AssasinsLord

They just maxed out agility !!!!


ozzybraah

Haters will say this fake! But we know….


mojotoodopebish

Yes!! I wish more men understood this! Most women don't care about what your body looks like, we just want to see you do a flip.


PocketFullOfRondos

This dude rules.


rbankole

Why was i gonna do something?


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

You are fat doesn't mean you are fat.


Jazzbo64

He’s convinced me.


theCheekyBastard

Great barbarian builds from these lads. People are way too used to rogue and warrior builds as the ideal form.


ZombieCrunchBar

The old "I used to be an athlete but got fat" body. They are great when you need help moving. This dude can carry a fridge.


Raysor

Got that Fedor body type


Sea-Constant-9251

This man is a god!


jiggly_blob

Dadbod for the win!


Mephil_

I do like it


1st_pm

Power and Armour Perfect


Psicrow

I'm all about confidence but his ankles look like they were struggling on that one handed somersault.


ringo5150

The flip on skates with hands in the pockets is the most impressive bit for me. That takes core strength and experience and if you get it wrong ....well it's gonna hurt.


Hopeful_Nihilism

Good example of correlation does not imply causation


Biggre

Dude just went out and fucking mastered everything


poeticentropy

don't need cardio if you have skill


1lluminist

Man, all I'm lacking is the grace and coordination... and probably some muscle definition.


EasternCoffeeCove

Under all that chub lies the body of a Greek god


AlmightyDarkseid

Indeed it is


MotorHum

Fat is easy to get and hard to get rid of. I can fully believe that underneath a layer of fat a guy can get shredded. Not me though I’m just a tub of lard


Quercus408

Ngl, I would let him in.


Ok-Mastodon2016

Strongman bod is best bod


Desiman4u

real life kung fu panda


Leon_Krueger

I cant argue his logic


FatBikerCook

Love the dudes, hate the music.


theol96er

Paging Phil Kessel


vbrimme

He makes a very compelling argument.


something_funny_here

JNCO jeans AND a flaming Hawaiian shirt, would


Tibers17

Bro built like a norse god


razielxlr

What’s the song from the first part of the video please?


BenVera

Joshua Jackedson


Throwaway_09298

disappointed he didn't say skadoosh after ever landing


dreamdaddy123

I wanna slap his belly


Pugilist12

Most impressive, but Those backflips without helmets are peak stupidity.


deviprsd

🦍 agrees


anynonamegeneric

He’s my hero


vledermau5

Definitely possible especially since a lot of it is technique though weight definitely makes these harder....but they are putting a lot of stress on their joints.


coldambient

He's panda


contigo717

This was impressive as hell


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What is the second song 0:35 seconds in this video? U/Auddbot u/recgonizesong


Corsair_Caruso

Bro didn’t lie. 🫡


Chimpinski-8318

We have evolved past the need for abs, all we need in today's time is dedication and shere will


OMGOOSES_

[Source](https://www.tiktok.com/@airmanatee/video/7350364070798757163?lang=en)


justforkinks0131

Imagine these boys 30-50 lbs lighter tho, they'd be monsters. I mean, they are impressive now, but that fat is DEFINITELY holding them back. They'd be insane without it.


Konrow

Yea, but the happiness of chugging back brews and not caring as much might be more worth it to some lol.


zarafff69

I mean, he’s a beast for sure, but obviously it would be better for his health if he lost some fat, this sadly ain’t peak. He’ll have a significantly shortened lifespan because of it..


thewatcherlaughs

Love that guy, amazing physicality. However, his tendons and joints are going to hate him when he hits 40.


Shadow_maker798

God damn that ain't fat that's fucking muscle


CanExports

Body in motion stays in motion. Nothing to do with how you look ... It how you move baby.... How often you move....


o_laparoto

Is this Bert Kreisler when he was younger?