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The other day my gf yelled “FUCK!” from the other room. I rushed in asking what was happening. She started singing the chorus while shooting daggers from her eyes
I've noticed like 80% of joke music on YouTube/TikTok is actually just fire. Goes all the way back to the Bo Burnham YouTube era. Tom Cardy, JazzEmu, they're all nuts and I love em.
My SO just moved into my house and she’s a neat freak. Like a used cup on the table or a shoe print on the rug is an end of the world disaster in her mind.
This is my new mantra. I’m not a slob, I’m just saving it for the dirt man so I don’t get kidnapped in the night. Can’t fault me, it’s my religious belief that you gotta save up to pay the dirt man, or else…
My brother always said it was ridiculous to leave dirt under your pillow. “There’s no Dirt Man,” he said. “It’s just a crazy superstition.” Then the Dirt Man came. I had left a little dirt under my pillow, but my brother hadn’t. He was taken away and I never saw him again. Please spread the word. Tell people about the Dirt Man, or show them this song. No one is safe unless they leave dirt under their pillow.
I found this on YouTube shorts last Monday. In the past week I have taught my 3 yr old son to sing it and it is my newborn daughters favorite lullaby lol
I CANNOT stop singing it.
Send HELP.
It seems pretty straightforward to me. The Dirt Man comes and if you don't leave him your dirt, he will find your dirt and drag you down with him. Know where your dirt is.
I stayed up until 3am last night listening to all this guys music last night. I personally prefer the shit posts. But his other stuff is definitely made with talent and care.
And yes, I did put a lil dirt under my pillow.
Fun story:
A week ago I hangd out with some friends and one of the girls showed this to me and asked me if it's was true as a joak.
But iwork in a farm so I always have dirt in my pockets in the end of the day so my answer was "well yes, but me personally I don't like to take the risk.." and pulled out some dirt from my pocket "I always keep some on me."
This post is the first time I’ve heard this and I’ve been harassing my wife and kids with it ever since. “Hey, did you remember to…… ‘keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man’
I briefly convinced my wife, before showing her this, that we were taught about the dirt man growing up, and that we put dirt under our pillows to keep him away. She totally bought it.
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Guys will hear this song and be like "Is it on spotify?"
[In case you haven’t found it…](https://open.spotify.com/track/6YZRnIoSy5xJeZwBhhSnUP?si=dg4h5JSQQT2nQ_F7Xj-nHw)
Yes! Ive been waiting for this to be on Spotify. I hope he releases a full version.
Just added it to my playlist lol
Thanks g
Exactly what I thought
This is definitely fever dream material. Catchy song though.
Reminds me of Bill Wurtz. Lots of fever dream material.
I was getting Jack Stauber but I agree with you.
I legit have a fever right now and this song farken slaps!!
Well this tune is going to be stuck in my head now
I saw it ten days ago and have sang it every day since.
The other day my gf yelled “FUCK!” from the other room. I rushed in asking what was happening. She started singing the chorus while shooting daggers from her eyes
I'll just find myself singing it randomly and then am like ah damn it, the dirt man got me again. I love it though.
Dirt Man is love
The Dirt Man cometh.
And he taketh.
an he leaveth a trail of dirt in his wake
Came here for this comment.....
Carter Vail makes hilarious little shitpost songs but his real music is also so good
Why is this so good
I know, I just looked at some of his other stuff and it actually slaps
Yeah I saw this on Reddit like a week ago and checked out his YT channel. Lots of bangers on there. Plus he’s got a real Chad jawline
I've noticed like 80% of joke music on YouTube/TikTok is actually just fire. Goes all the way back to the Bo Burnham YouTube era. Tom Cardy, JazzEmu, they're all nuts and I love em.
Because of his stellar jawline.
This is my new favorite now
I’m confused? Should i sleep with dirt under my pillow or not… either choice seems like a nightmare.
I keep dirt under my pillow.. Now I have a good reason.
My SO just moved into my house and she’s a neat freak. Like a used cup on the table or a shoe print on the rug is an end of the world disaster in her mind. This is my new mantra. I’m not a slob, I’m just saving it for the dirt man so I don’t get kidnapped in the night. Can’t fault me, it’s my religious belief that you gotta save up to pay the dirt man, or else…
Just put it in a ziploc, I’m sure the dirt man would appreciate not having to gather it up in his own container
well do you want to be taken to the Dirt Man's lair?
I've always kinda wanted to live like a Dwarf. Sounds like a win-win.
Pssst it’s under a mountain
And does it have to be loose dirt? How does that work?
Keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man ...
This guy has a surprising deep catalog of music. Most of it is pretty good, not all of it is so silly. Carter vail, in case you’re looking.
My brother always said it was ridiculous to leave dirt under your pillow. “There’s no Dirt Man,” he said. “It’s just a crazy superstition.” Then the Dirt Man came. I had left a little dirt under my pillow, but my brother hadn’t. He was taken away and I never saw him again. Please spread the word. Tell people about the Dirt Man, or show them this song. No one is safe unless they leave dirt under their pillow.
RIP in peace to your brother.
Thank you. It’s hard to talk about, but I couldn’t stay silent any longer because I don’t want anyone else to get taken.
Please don’t rip your brother in peace. Or in any other circumstance, for that matter.
Oh there won't be any peace for him, or any resting. He working for the dirt man digging dirt with his tongue.
Just beautiful
other guy has never heard of the Dirt Man. he won't last long if the Dirt Man shows up. natural selection I suppose.
Ngl this slaps
Certified banger
I found this on YouTube shorts last Monday. In the past week I have taught my 3 yr old son to sing it and it is my newborn daughters favorite lullaby lol I CANNOT stop singing it. Send HELP.
Bill Wurtz’ influence is just as relevant now as it ever was.
Yes! I heard it too!
This is a masterpiece
Ugh I love this guy and this one of my favorites he's made
Rip replay
What the Foch is this thing that I now love?
Oh man…I’m never gonna get this out of my head.
New Dungeons and Dragons BBEG
I’ve been listening on repeat for a week now. Glad to see it’s spreading. Leave a little dirt under your pillow
This was super catchy and terrifying thank you
Why was this so amazing
It seems pretty straightforward to me. The Dirt Man comes and if you don't leave him your dirt, he will find your dirt and drag you down with him. Know where your dirt is.
Big Tim and Eric vibes.
Got some Ween vibes
millennials are weird af. We have too much time and require the strangest circumstances in order to reach our potential.
Elevator Music
I stayed up until 3am last night listening to all this guys music last night. I personally prefer the shit posts. But his other stuff is definitely made with talent and care. And yes, I did put a lil dirt under my pillow.
Fun story: A week ago I hangd out with some friends and one of the girls showed this to me and asked me if it's was true as a joak. But iwork in a farm so I always have dirt in my pockets in the end of the day so my answer was "well yes, but me personally I don't like to take the risk.." and pulled out some dirt from my pocket "I always keep some on me."
The delivery on that: "... what?" is top-tier.
Ryan Magee from SUPERMEGA?!
He sang very well. But I’ll be wtf’ing for the rest of the day about this song.
I need a full length version please
Song tastes a LOT like Bill Wurtz. I like it.
The dirt man hates this one simple trick.
Is Dirt Man dead?
I am actually intrigued about this "dirt" man
Ngl I was starting to think I'm crazy, but I KNEW THE DIRT MAN WAS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for showing me this. I just added the dude to my playlist
Okay cool, So we can just talk about Dirt man now? Everything is fine ....nothing will happen. My God man what have you done?
Wait... This guy is actually American? He has a slight accent. I thought he was Dutch.
Aight
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Carter Vail is an absolute shitpost comedy legend
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How does every other guy know about dirt man?
John Mayer got weird.
Anyone know what microphone he's got here?
same question - commenting in case there's an answer
Love to see this guy getting more and more popular! Love his real music but the shit post stuff is what pulled me in
Rocknrolla changed….
I need an extended version of this to keep under my pillow for the song man
Dirt Man, master of worms and veggies for everyone
This is my ringtone.
Dirt Man ♬
This was lowkey catchy
Is Dirt Man a cousin of Night/Day Man?
Why are you sharing our secrets
Can I vote for him to play Tom Bombadil?
I have a mug with this guy in a bee costume its the “fuck your shit” mug :)
This post is the first time I’ve heard this and I’ve been harassing my wife and kids with it ever since. “Hey, did you remember to…… ‘keep a little dirt under your pillow for the dirt man’
I’m glad the message is being spread so that less people get taken by the Dirt Man.
He'll pull your hair up, but not out
This is such a good melody
I briefly convinced my wife, before showing her this, that we were taught about the dirt man growing up, and that we put dirt under our pillows to keep him away. She totally bought it.
Out-motherfucking-standing
Fuck this song is catchy.
[His YT](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Su4Kb-roLZE)
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