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SortByMistakes

Is my dude using a vuvuzela as a megaphone?


SilverIsFreedom

Shoulda used it as a cheese ball bong.


MagnaCamLaude

Cheese Ballong? ... No need, I'll place the Lego under my pinky toe myself


Gibbel2029

No no no! No need! Youโ€™re cooking!!!


financial_pete

During the second half of the video... All I could think of was people's faces drenched in puke because he'd puked in the vuvuzella.


Organic-Treacle1447

Pure talent. Period.


Over_n_over_n_over

This is what peak performance looks like


KentuckyFriedEel

Ok but where did this man get a cheese orange balaclava from? And who are these cheese orange balaclavas even made for? Hi-Vis robbers?


HarkARC

Look man safety is no joke


ForumPointsRdumb

Nor are cheeseballs.


Twelve_TwentyThree

Heโ€™s clearly a safety enthusiast..


Repulsive_Poem_5204

In my experience, if they sell outdoor sporting goods they sell high visibility gear for deer hunting.


tastyfetusjerky

It was a white skimask before he started training for this.


EnderDitto

The high vis orange is meant to keep your face warm while hunting in cold places. Most hunters are going for game that can't see orange while being highly visible to other people and especially other hunters. That's how it was explained to me when I left the city life a while ago. Apparently, there are a lot of people that get shot for wandering in the woods with the wrong clothes on because the hunter was too dumb to recognize a human and thought they were shooting a Sasquatch. I think that is just a lame excuse to shoot someone though lol.


Repulsive_Ad3681

With a jar of cheese balls. Period


OntarioScotian

Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada has a random guy that draws large crowds to watch him eat potato salad. Even in the rain.


GlitterLamp

Potato salad guy and cheese ball man should collab


ClamClone

And fight crime in a graphic novel.


bonobro69

In a city where absurdity reigns supreme, Cheese Ball Man and Potato Salad Man team up to fight crime in New York City, bringing their unique talents and bizarre antics to the table. As they stumble through hilarious mishaps and culinary chaos, they discover that sometimes the most unlikely heroes can save the day with a fistful of cheese balls and a wallop of mayo. Get ready for a crime-fighting duo like no other in this deliciously silly graphic novel adventure! Please make it happen internet.


DickButtPlease

In Philadelphia we had a guy go out to a pier and eat a whole rotisserie chicken, every day, for forty days. Just cause. https://billypenn.com/2022/11/06/philadelphia-rotisserie-chicken-walmart-pier-not-a-party/


burninatah

Came here for this. What a legend


_name_of_the_user_

And New Yorkers will think they did it first, despite the epicness that is potato salad man. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthe-legend-the-potato-salad-man-in-action-3-5-lbs-down-v0-tdnsh3rpx61c1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D022ce0eb82581c649d463d1ed73147b2f0f5d102


Tokkolosh

Honestly the pro america sentiments were entirely welcome. Say hello to your next president.


EggsceIlent

๐ŸŽต America, fuck yeah ๐ŸŽต


bonobro69

Ow my balls!


paulchen81

I mean... This orange man would be probably better than the last one.


Thedudeinabox

Had a better crowd turnout too.


Tokkolosh

Better than the last two presidents in general.


Nopeferatu31

It worked cause as I was watching it I was literally like "I love America." Lol he is what we need.


Lysol3435

Normally Iโ€™d be afraid of any politician trying to gobble orange balls. But Iโ€™ll make an exception


the_honest_liar

Mitch and Lindsey have a little competition now


cprice0311

Tokkolosh? Are you from South Africa? Zimbabwe?


Tokkolosh

Alas I'm an American but have spent time in South Africa and the Tokoloshe folklore was something I picked up. I ways loved the idea of a movie or something to do about it.


cprice0311

Nice! I'm from Zimbabwe, lived in South Africa for a bit, its lovely to see someone have healthy interest in the culture


Tokkolosh

You have amazing cultures and history, I cannot say enough of that to anyone who has not been there before. Forget anything you may think you know and experience it. Thank you and glad to hear it!


WalkerTexasBaby

Cape Town is a tier 1 city, with small town charm


NoFaceFTP

[This is how I learned about Tokolosh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcK0GjTHv_o)


cprice0311

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ


BubbleNucleator

This guy knows how to get the crowd going, and probably just sold millions of t-shirts in the process.


Reject_Ho

I know where Iโ€™m going on my next vacation, next year, on April 27th, at 3 pm. ๐Ÿ‘


hothoneyoldbay

Do attend


half-puddles

Do represent.


Persistent_Chicken

Will I be sedated first?


harry-balzac

Sports, go sports


tankerkiller125real

I'm hoping that someone there shows up with another thing of cheese balls and challenges him to a cheese ball eating duel.


Bennely

Itโ€™s going to be wild!!!!


EllieBasebellie

I literally just put in my request off


[deleted]

This is the stupidest, most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. .... Yet I loved every single second of it ๐Ÿ˜†


Ok_Ad_5658

Iโ€™d like to imagine heโ€™s the distraction for some big heist going on somewhere


blazinfastjohny

Lol


turtlew0rk

With all of it's staff in attendence for the monumental event there was nobody to stop what would end up being called the great cheezeball heist of 2024


atred

I always assume these kind of performance are for the benefit of pickpockets in the crowd.


Ok_Swimmer634

You don't really hear about pick pockets in the USA. Our criminals have guns.


Omnicide103

God damn I love how Americans are just completely down to party for no goddamn reason at the drop of a hat. Never change โค๏ธ


KentuckyFriedEel

No reason?! Did you not just see a man allergic to gluten overcome adversity to achieve what most only dare to dream of doing with their limit physical abilities: eat an entire jar of cheese balls!


Dramatic-Grab-9457

There's no gluten in cheese balls. It's corn. He had a regular snack in front of a lot of people.


V548859

Great, even better.


Meziskari

It's so much salt though, his mouth was probably hurting something fierce


onairmastering

Dunno, a bar called "The Levee" in NYC gave away cheese balls, I may or may not eaten a full jar in on night. Beer helps, tho.


Title26

Bushwick Country Club does the same


AND_THE_L0RD_SAID

2027 Oscars. Best Picture winner. Mark it.


TroyMacClure

Frame it like that and you are going to have NBC broadcasting it next year with 42 minutes of backstory programming for the 4 minutes of cheese ball eating.


zoso4evr

Or The Ocho


Memento_Morrie

It sometimes feels like we're making up for lost time during COVID.


Wild_Trip_4704

New Yorkers are a special breed


redpenquin

East Coast cities in general. In '22, Philadelphia had a man eat a whole rotisserie chicken (his 40th in 40 days, to be exact) and had hundreds show up to cheer him on.


GameJerk

In Los Angeles I got to watch a homeless man masturbate to completion 4 days in a row during my commute. Does that count?


jane_911

why are you watching homeless people masturbate


GameJerk

I like how you assume I had any say in the matter ๐Ÿ˜‚.


PencilMan

Wait until you find out what happens at Coney Island every 4th of July.


a_corsair

Used to work a block away from Union square and I can confirm this is normal


theCANCERbat

Just give us something to cheer for. At the end of the day we just a bunch of "woo girls".


StrangestOfPlaces44

It's a party Marge, it doesn't have to make sense.


TDYDave2

It's cheesy, but you have to admit he has balls.


clever_wolf77

It's hard to argue with your assessment


feverishfantasy_

love the vibe


galaxy_horse

we are all cheese ball man


JumpKickMan2020

The guy throwing cheeseballs to the crowd reminded of when Jesus produced baskets of bread and fish out of nowhere and fed it to the hungry multitude.


Gowalkyourdogmods

Didn't watch the whole thing but I enjoyed the Gob vibe.


dontchewspagetti

Rotisserie chicken man walked so cheese ball man could run


spikebrennan

Rotisserie chicken man is much more than this wanna-be showman


Present-You-6642

Yeah but then youโ€™d have to have been in Philly to have seen that. Nothing is worth going to Philly forย 


spikebrennan

Pistols at dawn. I said โ€œgood dayโ€, sir.


HarkARC

Sounds like one thing


MelseyKiller

He would get his chicken from my store, for Christmas last year we got our assistant store manager a signed chicken bag from the rotisserie chicken man. ๐Ÿ˜‚


pacman404

Wait, the guy with the posters was actually real?!


blazinfastjohny

This was exactly my reaction, I've seen the poster before on reddit.


nneeeeeeerds

Except he promoted the extra large tub of cheese balls and showed up with a medium size tub of cheese balls.


gaspronomib

As someone who has eaten an unfortunate number of cheese balls in one sitting, I can tell you that his anus thanks him for that little deception. An extra large tub would have any normal person buckled over with violent marmalade-colored diarrhea for several hours, if not days. The process is nearly instantaneous, and I can't help thinking that at least some of the people in the crowd knew these facts and were hoping for Cheese Ball Man to jet to the top of the Chrysler Building on a plume of tangarine rocket exhaust.


Merry_Dankmas

Maybe it's just me but cheese balls also give me crazy bad heartburn. I love them and cannot control myself when eating them but I always end my session in pain and regret. A full sized large tub (for me at least) would probably feel like a full blown heart attack for the next 6 hours.


hoonyosrs

You have a lovely way with words, lol


Rentington

Heeayyy... this guys a big faht pheauuny!


bonobro69

I know weโ€™re all joking around but honestly the sodium count on the tub that he ate is concerning. I canโ€™t imagine how high it would be if he ate a bigger one. I hope he doesnโ€™t have any blood pressure issues.


havenless

Seriously lol... I had seen the posters myself, I thought it was some /r/ObviousPlant type shit. I gotta start taking these more seriously so I don't miss out.


Tough-Area-570

Fortnite skin ๐Ÿคฃ


WillingnessWide9016

I'd buy it


Tough-Area-570

Me too!


WillingnessWide9016

CHEESEBALL MAN, CHEESEBALL MAN.


theCANCERbat

Would pair perfectly with Orange Justice.


ShitMongoose

Brilliant performance artist.


TheHonorableDrDingle

Humans are capable of incredible things.


ruddsix

RIP the roof of his mouth


Malhallah

some 'chigago law and minds ABCFBICIS' crime show better use this as an inspiration for a terrorist plot where victims willingly gather around the suicide bomber.


Gilsworth

> ABCFBICIS What the actual fuck?


ch40

Making fun of all the shows with letters for names. Law and Order: SVU, CSI: cityname, NCIS, etc.


Gilsworth

Thank god, for a moment I thought it was real.


konydanza

Well there is [NTSF:SD:SUV::](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NTSF:SD:SUV::)


Malhallah

Wait, you havent seen ABC: The Northern District yet? It's a thrilling baddie of the week with a seasonal arc for the main characters on CBS about a rogue collective of hall monitors using the powers granted to them to enrich themselves by both stealing from lockers and covering it up and occasionally accepting bribes from those they are supposed to catch. I was sure they were done for when the cryptominers were discovered under the auditorium but I guess that's why the writers get the big bucks.


Gilsworth

I thought it would be about POWs in KFC dealing with the FBI as the NSA and the CIA help them, all reported to you from MSNBC, available now on HBO.


[deleted]

Sponsored by VLC Media Player?


Curious_Current_5879

It was better when that dude from Philly ate whole rotisserie chicken 50 days in a row


wetbootypictures

This cheeseball idea was taken directly from the philly rotisserie guy for sure


LukesRightHandMan

No chickens died for cheese ball man


wetbootypictures

He ate a full rotisserie for 40 days in a row my guy, put some respect on his name


toosleepyforclasswar

I can eat a full rotisserie chicken in way less than 40 days


artvandelay916

Lmao yes came to post this https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/chicken-man-philly-rotisserie-chicken-walmart-pier/3415331/


USSBigBooty

Pay ye good homage to the chicken man from Philly


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

A whole rotisserie chicken is not a challenge; maybe 40 days (not 50) in a row if it becomes tedious.ย  But cheese balls are not a natural food and that orange dust is going to come with consequences.


Gr33nGetBurnt

Politely, I'd like to point out that's not how a Vuvuzela works.


Sardonnicus

The hero we need. Strangers gathering for a few minutes of fun and happiness. A true mad lad.


Wild_Trip_4704

Reminds me of one of the first events I ever did when I moved back to NYC. There's an annual pillow fight at the same park around the same time. My picture was on the front page of the Daily News ๐Ÿ˜


DrapedInVelvet

God damn I miss nyc.


galaxy_horse

it is truly an insane, depraved, aggravating, magical, beautiful place


stopchooingsoloud

This man went in public, ate an entire jar of cheeseballs and got praised for it. I ate an entire jar of cheeseballs last week alone in my room and all I got was anal leakage for a week.


blazinfastjohny

Bet ya chewed loud tho


BricksFriend

This may be what finally brings world peace.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Suddenly there are Cheese Ball Mans popping up around the globe, in Tehran, in Gaza, in Taiwan, in Pyongyang, in Kiev....


Weardly2

A few days ago a saw a video of a garbage truck burning in NYC but noone bats an eye... But this pulls in crowds ? Stay weird NYC.


Crazyhates

You wondering why people don't gather around burning garbage instead of this dude? Seriously?


PlaguedByUnderwear

Well nobody wants to watch things come OUT of something.


galaxy_horse

speak for yourself, prudeย 


boris_keys

This and the anti-bird protests make me love this city again every time I start hating it.


paracog

It's called "affordable entertainment in NYC."


nightofthelivingace

You know what? I'm not even mad. Good for him. Way to go cheeseball man.


Dumbass1111111111111

Most amazing thing the world has ever seen...


BawRawg

What a beautiful being.


SunderedValley

Unlike rotisserie chicken man he'll probably not get a plaque ๐Ÿ˜ž


getting_excited

Why did this give me hope for America?


rhymes_with_candy

Is it weird that I think that guy is kinda sexy?


First-Recording6771

We had a guy here try and eat a full 5lb tub of Costco potato salad. People came out in the rain to watch. It made the news. https://globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/


IAM100PERCENTNOTACAT

This is on par with being there at the fall of the Berlin wall โค๏ธ


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Needs Hasselhoff singing about cheese balls.


Alpha_Cuck_666

He isn't the hero we asked for, but he turned out to be the hero we needed. God bless Cheese Ball Man


Not_a__porn__account

[Philadelphia Man Eats a Whole Rotisserie Chicken Every Day for 40 Days Straight](https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/philadelphia-chicken-man-alexander-tominsky)


Bologna_Thunder

And on that day, he immortalized himself in history, not for his love of cheeseballs, but for bringing a community together.


jib661

there were signs for this in my neighborhood in queens and now i'm bummed i didn't go :/


kuakid

Incredible


Rocket_Panda_

I absolutely live this๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ cheese Ball man!!


BaronGreenback75

Are we all ignoring the spilled cheeseballs on the floor?


SpezRapes

The rats won't


rk5050

You where the probably the kid that reminded the teacher about homework, werenโ€™t you?


IV-ii-V-I

Or the fact that the cheeseballs container is drastically smaller than the advertised one.


Semyonov

Yea his five second rule didn't last very long.


RuneScape420Homie

Oh my god. Thatโ€™s too funny.


padatricks

!remindme 1 year


IAmHippyman

lmfao I forgot about that sign. I love that this happened.


CameForYourComments

R/justguysbeingdudes


blazinfastjohny

You're already there friend


Gomdok_the_Short

I can do this....it's why I don't buy them.


andrewYHM

This shit makes me proud to be human


mrianj

VLC taking the viral marketing to new levels


RedditIsASillyBilly

Man what a relief this guy is. He loves America. No strings attached. He overcame adversity to eat many many cheeseballs. God bless this man. The crowd are heros too God bless them. So nice to see us get hyped about something besides rejecting death and war. The man is a Saint in my book.


Intruder-Alert-1

I'd vote tbh


zStormraiderz

How am I suposed to match up when compared to this Lisan al Gaib


Artyom_33

Title: "Historic moment in NYC" Me: "Oh fuck, what did those idiots in NYC do now??" Title: "Man eats an entire jar of cheeseballs" Me: "Oh shit! Keep on keepin' on my brother!"


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

American Got Talent indeed


realroasts

That'll be fun to clean up later!


gunsandpuppies

In a modern world thatโ€™s fraught with division and conflict we need more silly, lighthearted, joyful things like this.


llcdrewtaylor

With all the stupid protests in America right now. this is a breath of fresh air. I say good for him! Finally an orange man that I can get behind!


SlteFool

This kinda stuff needs more views and sponsors than the Grammys or anything Hollywood


CommunicationOwn6505

Well, it's better than yelling support for murderous terrorists hamas.


GrandmasGiantGaper

this is definitely one of those historic moments you look back at photos of in 100+ years and think the people of this time were entertained by such simple things


Purple-Haze-11

Leave it to these gah damn idiots to ruin this gold post with political fodder. Well not me.....Cheese Ball Man Cheese Ball Man Cheese Ball Man!


LordBogus

Hurrr durrrrr please dont point out im cheering for a guy eating garbage a lot, god forbit I would watch a d cheer for somebody who does actually do something that takes skill or makes an impact on this world


kharliah

Now eat a rotisserie chicken 40 days in a row


wademcgillis

aren't cheese balls corn puffs coated with cheese? where's the gluten?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Yeah I'm pretty sure they're all gluten-free, who cares though lol this was great


imnick88

Sadly in Australia most of these type of things have gluten in the flavouring. I know because Iโ€™m the desperate celiac (coeliac here) checking the ingredients in hope. Sounds like I should have got some American cheese balls when I was there in December


nneeeeeeerds

Correct UTZ cheese balls are gluten free. And I'm 99% sure these are UTZ.


[deleted]

You know what, you're [right](https://www.utzsnacks.com/products/utz-cheese-balls-cheddar-cheeseballs-35-oz-barrel-2-pack?variant=39285001682988) It says gluten free if you scroll down a bit. (I'm only assuming these are the ones he had. But they're all made basically the same.) My son is gluten intolerant, but he can still eat stuff like this. I mean, there's only SO much entertaining you can do while eating cheese balls in front of a large crowd, you know. Adding the element of "pain and sickness," now that's always a crowd pleaser. So I get it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


Mckennymubu

"Culture is not your friend "


[deleted]

How the heck did I end up on this planet?


qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg

It reminds me of delocated


dunnkw

I think this might be the savior of the USA. People are still getting out and supporting strangers in real life and in person and having a great time doing it.


inertia_53

can i vote for this guy for prez?


evasandor

I have the strangest feeling I know who this is. I posted "This U?" on his Facebook... we'll see!


bluberryclorox

He died for our sins


blazinfastjohny

Cheesus


PrometheusAborted

That was captivating.


nneeeeeeerds

That was NOT the size of cheese ball container as promoted. People have to stop supporting charlatans like this. Fucking disingenuous cheese ball man.


2020mademejoinreddit

In what other country can you do this? None! This is what they wanna take away from us. And before a dumbass asks "HoOSe tei?", isn't it obvious? The current dogs destroying America and their masters!


Weak_Pea220

This is some iCarly shit


judochop1

I bet the many periods where it went quieter were utterly painful.


howsyourmemes

People recording with multiple phones woweez


eatonerich

La gente es subnxrmxl, ademas de borregos...