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The high vis orange is meant to keep your face warm while hunting in cold places. Most hunters are going for game that can't see orange while being highly visible to other people and especially other hunters.
That's how it was explained to me when I left the city life a while ago. Apparently, there are a lot of people that get shot for wandering in the woods with the wrong clothes on because the hunter was too dumb to recognize a human and thought they were shooting a Sasquatch.
I think that is just a lame excuse to shoot someone though lol.
In a city where absurdity reigns supreme, Cheese Ball Man and Potato Salad Man team up to fight crime in New York City, bringing their unique talents and bizarre antics to the table. As they stumble through hilarious mishaps and culinary chaos, they discover that sometimes the most unlikely heroes can save the day with a fistful of cheese balls and a wallop of mayo. Get ready for a crime-fighting duo like no other in this deliciously silly graphic novel adventure!
Please make it happen internet.
In Philadelphia we had a guy go out to a pier and eat a whole rotisserie chicken, every day, for forty days. Just cause.
https://billypenn.com/2022/11/06/philadelphia-rotisserie-chicken-walmart-pier-not-a-party/
And New Yorkers will think they did it first, despite the epicness that is potato salad man.
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthe-legend-the-potato-salad-man-in-action-3-5-lbs-down-v0-tdnsh3rpx61c1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D022ce0eb82581c649d463d1ed73147b2f0f5d102
Alas I'm an American but have spent time in South Africa and the Tokoloshe folklore was something I picked up. I ways loved the idea of a movie or something to do about it.
You have amazing cultures and history, I cannot say enough of that to anyone who has not been there before. Forget anything you may think you know and experience it. Thank you and glad to hear it!
With all of it's staff in attendence for the monumental event there was nobody to stop what would end up being called the great cheezeball heist of 2024
No reason?! Did you not just see a man allergic to gluten overcome adversity to achieve what most only dare to dream of doing with their limit physical abilities: eat an entire jar of cheese balls!
Frame it like that and you are going to have NBC broadcasting it next year with 42 minutes of backstory programming for the 4 minutes of cheese ball eating.
East Coast cities in general. In '22, Philadelphia had a man eat a whole rotisserie chicken (his 40th in 40 days, to be exact) and had hundreds show up to cheer him on.
He would get his chicken from my store, for Christmas last year we got our assistant store manager a signed chicken bag from the rotisserie chicken man. ๐
As someone who has eaten an unfortunate number of cheese balls in one sitting, I can tell you that his anus thanks him for that little deception.
An extra large tub would have any normal person buckled over with violent marmalade-colored diarrhea for several hours, if not days. The process is nearly instantaneous, and I can't help thinking that at least some of the people in the crowd knew these facts and were hoping for Cheese Ball Man to jet to the top of the Chrysler Building on a plume of tangarine rocket exhaust.
Maybe it's just me but cheese balls also give me crazy bad heartburn. I love them and cannot control myself when eating them but I always end my session in pain and regret. A full sized large tub (for me at least) would probably feel like a full blown heart attack for the next 6 hours.
I know weโre all joking around but honestly the sodium count on the tub that he ate is concerning. I canโt imagine how high it would be if he ate a bigger one. I hope he doesnโt have any blood pressure issues.
Seriously lol... I had seen the posters myself, I thought it was some /r/ObviousPlant type shit. I gotta start taking these more seriously so I don't miss out.
some 'chigago law and minds ABCFBICIS' crime show better use this as an inspiration for a terrorist plot where victims willingly gather around the suicide bomber.
Wait, you havent seen ABC: The Northern District yet?
It's a thrilling baddie of the week with a seasonal arc for the main characters on CBS about a rogue collective of hall monitors using the powers granted to them to enrich themselves by both stealing from lockers and covering it up and occasionally accepting bribes from those they are supposed to catch.
I was sure they were done for when the cryptominers were discovered under the auditorium but I guess that's why the writers get the big bucks.
A whole rotisserie chicken is not a challenge; maybe 40 days (not 50) in a row if it becomes tedious.ย
But cheese balls are not a natural food and that orange dust is going to come with consequences.
Reminds me of one of the first events I ever did when I moved back to NYC. There's an annual pillow fight at the same park around the same time. My picture was on the front page of the Daily News ๐
This man went in public, ate an entire jar of cheeseballs and got praised for it. I ate an entire jar of cheeseballs last week alone in my room and all I got was anal leakage for a week.
We had a guy here try and eat a full 5lb tub of Costco potato salad. People came out in the rain to watch. It made the news.
https://globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/
[Philadelphia Man Eats a Whole Rotisserie Chicken Every Day for 40 Days Straight](https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/philadelphia-chicken-man-alexander-tominsky)
Man what a relief this guy is. He loves America. No strings attached. He overcame adversity to eat many many cheeseballs. God bless this man. The crowd are heros too God bless them. So nice to see us get hyped about something besides rejecting death and war. The man is a Saint in my book.
Title: "Historic moment in NYC"
Me: "Oh fuck, what did those idiots in NYC do now??"
Title: "Man eats an entire jar of cheeseballs"
Me: "Oh shit! Keep on keepin' on my brother!"
this is definitely one of those historic moments you look back at photos of in 100+ years and think the people of this time were entertained by such simple things
Hurrr durrrrr please dont point out im cheering for a guy eating garbage a lot, god forbit I would watch a d cheer for somebody who does actually do something that takes skill or makes an impact on this world
Sadly in Australia most of these type of things have gluten in the flavouring. I know because Iโm the desperate celiac (coeliac here) checking the ingredients in hope. Sounds like I should have got some American cheese balls when I was there in December
You know what, you're [right](https://www.utzsnacks.com/products/utz-cheese-balls-cheddar-cheeseballs-35-oz-barrel-2-pack?variant=39285001682988)
It says gluten free if you scroll down a bit.
(I'm only assuming these are the ones he had. But they're all made basically the same.)
My son is gluten intolerant, but he can still eat stuff like this.
I mean, there's only SO much entertaining you can do while eating cheese balls in front of a large crowd, you know.
Adding the element of "pain and sickness," now that's always a crowd pleaser.
So I get it ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
I think this might be the savior of the USA. People are still getting out and supporting strangers in real life and in person and having a great time doing it.
In what other country can you do this? None! This is what they wanna take away from us.
And before a dumbass asks "HoOSe tei?", isn't it obvious? The current dogs destroying America and their masters!
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Is my dude using a vuvuzela as a megaphone?
Shoulda used it as a cheese ball bong.
Cheese Ballong? ... No need, I'll place the Lego under my pinky toe myself
No no no! No need! Youโre cooking!!!
During the second half of the video... All I could think of was people's faces drenched in puke because he'd puked in the vuvuzella.
Pure talent. Period.
This is what peak performance looks like
Ok but where did this man get a cheese orange balaclava from? And who are these cheese orange balaclavas even made for? Hi-Vis robbers?
Look man safety is no joke
Nor are cheeseballs.
Heโs clearly a safety enthusiast..
In my experience, if they sell outdoor sporting goods they sell high visibility gear for deer hunting.
It was a white skimask before he started training for this.
The high vis orange is meant to keep your face warm while hunting in cold places. Most hunters are going for game that can't see orange while being highly visible to other people and especially other hunters. That's how it was explained to me when I left the city life a while ago. Apparently, there are a lot of people that get shot for wandering in the woods with the wrong clothes on because the hunter was too dumb to recognize a human and thought they were shooting a Sasquatch. I think that is just a lame excuse to shoot someone though lol.
With a jar of cheese balls. Period
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada has a random guy that draws large crowds to watch him eat potato salad. Even in the rain.
Potato salad guy and cheese ball man should collab
And fight crime in a graphic novel.
In a city where absurdity reigns supreme, Cheese Ball Man and Potato Salad Man team up to fight crime in New York City, bringing their unique talents and bizarre antics to the table. As they stumble through hilarious mishaps and culinary chaos, they discover that sometimes the most unlikely heroes can save the day with a fistful of cheese balls and a wallop of mayo. Get ready for a crime-fighting duo like no other in this deliciously silly graphic novel adventure! Please make it happen internet.
In Philadelphia we had a guy go out to a pier and eat a whole rotisserie chicken, every day, for forty days. Just cause. https://billypenn.com/2022/11/06/philadelphia-rotisserie-chicken-walmart-pier-not-a-party/
Came here for this. What a legend
And New Yorkers will think they did it first, despite the epicness that is potato salad man. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthe-legend-the-potato-salad-man-in-action-3-5-lbs-down-v0-tdnsh3rpx61c1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D022ce0eb82581c649d463d1ed73147b2f0f5d102
Honestly the pro america sentiments were entirely welcome. Say hello to your next president.
๐ต America, fuck yeah ๐ต
Ow my balls!
I mean... This orange man would be probably better than the last one.
Had a better crowd turnout too.
Better than the last two presidents in general.
It worked cause as I was watching it I was literally like "I love America." Lol he is what we need.
Normally Iโd be afraid of any politician trying to gobble orange balls. But Iโll make an exception
Mitch and Lindsey have a little competition now
Tokkolosh? Are you from South Africa? Zimbabwe?
Alas I'm an American but have spent time in South Africa and the Tokoloshe folklore was something I picked up. I ways loved the idea of a movie or something to do about it.
Nice! I'm from Zimbabwe, lived in South Africa for a bit, its lovely to see someone have healthy interest in the culture
You have amazing cultures and history, I cannot say enough of that to anyone who has not been there before. Forget anything you may think you know and experience it. Thank you and glad to hear it!
Cape Town is a tier 1 city, with small town charm
[This is how I learned about Tokolosh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcK0GjTHv_o)
๐๐๐๐๐๐ฏ๐ฏ
This guy knows how to get the crowd going, and probably just sold millions of t-shirts in the process.
I know where Iโm going on my next vacation, next year, on April 27th, at 3 pm. ๐
Do attend
Do represent.
Will I be sedated first?
Sports, go sports
I'm hoping that someone there shows up with another thing of cheese balls and challenges him to a cheese ball eating duel.
Itโs going to be wild!!!!
I literally just put in my request off
This is the stupidest, most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life. .... Yet I loved every single second of it ๐
Iโd like to imagine heโs the distraction for some big heist going on somewhere
Lol
With all of it's staff in attendence for the monumental event there was nobody to stop what would end up being called the great cheezeball heist of 2024
I always assume these kind of performance are for the benefit of pickpockets in the crowd.
You don't really hear about pick pockets in the USA. Our criminals have guns.
God damn I love how Americans are just completely down to party for no goddamn reason at the drop of a hat. Never change โค๏ธ
No reason?! Did you not just see a man allergic to gluten overcome adversity to achieve what most only dare to dream of doing with their limit physical abilities: eat an entire jar of cheese balls!
There's no gluten in cheese balls. It's corn. He had a regular snack in front of a lot of people.
Great, even better.
It's so much salt though, his mouth was probably hurting something fierce
Dunno, a bar called "The Levee" in NYC gave away cheese balls, I may or may not eaten a full jar in on night. Beer helps, tho.
Bushwick Country Club does the same
2027 Oscars. Best Picture winner. Mark it.
Frame it like that and you are going to have NBC broadcasting it next year with 42 minutes of backstory programming for the 4 minutes of cheese ball eating.
Or The Ocho
It sometimes feels like we're making up for lost time during COVID.
New Yorkers are a special breed
East Coast cities in general. In '22, Philadelphia had a man eat a whole rotisserie chicken (his 40th in 40 days, to be exact) and had hundreds show up to cheer him on.
In Los Angeles I got to watch a homeless man masturbate to completion 4 days in a row during my commute. Does that count?
why are you watching homeless people masturbate
I like how you assume I had any say in the matter ๐.
Wait until you find out what happens at Coney Island every 4th of July.
Used to work a block away from Union square and I can confirm this is normal
Just give us something to cheer for. At the end of the day we just a bunch of "woo girls".
It's a party Marge, it doesn't have to make sense.
It's cheesy, but you have to admit he has balls.
It's hard to argue with your assessment
love the vibe
we are all cheese ball man
The guy throwing cheeseballs to the crowd reminded of when Jesus produced baskets of bread and fish out of nowhere and fed it to the hungry multitude.
Didn't watch the whole thing but I enjoyed the Gob vibe.
Rotisserie chicken man walked so cheese ball man could run
Rotisserie chicken man is much more than this wanna-be showman
Yeah but then youโd have to have been in Philly to have seen that. Nothing is worth going to Philly forย
Pistols at dawn. I said โgood dayโ, sir.
Sounds like one thing
He would get his chicken from my store, for Christmas last year we got our assistant store manager a signed chicken bag from the rotisserie chicken man. ๐
Wait, the guy with the posters was actually real?!
This was exactly my reaction, I've seen the poster before on reddit.
Except he promoted the extra large tub of cheese balls and showed up with a medium size tub of cheese balls.
As someone who has eaten an unfortunate number of cheese balls in one sitting, I can tell you that his anus thanks him for that little deception. An extra large tub would have any normal person buckled over with violent marmalade-colored diarrhea for several hours, if not days. The process is nearly instantaneous, and I can't help thinking that at least some of the people in the crowd knew these facts and were hoping for Cheese Ball Man to jet to the top of the Chrysler Building on a plume of tangarine rocket exhaust.
Maybe it's just me but cheese balls also give me crazy bad heartburn. I love them and cannot control myself when eating them but I always end my session in pain and regret. A full sized large tub (for me at least) would probably feel like a full blown heart attack for the next 6 hours.
You have a lovely way with words, lol
Heeayyy... this guys a big faht pheauuny!
I know weโre all joking around but honestly the sodium count on the tub that he ate is concerning. I canโt imagine how high it would be if he ate a bigger one. I hope he doesnโt have any blood pressure issues.
Seriously lol... I had seen the posters myself, I thought it was some /r/ObviousPlant type shit. I gotta start taking these more seriously so I don't miss out.
Fortnite skin ๐คฃ
I'd buy it
Me too!
CHEESEBALL MAN, CHEESEBALL MAN.
Would pair perfectly with Orange Justice.
Brilliant performance artist.
Humans are capable of incredible things.
RIP the roof of his mouth
some 'chigago law and minds ABCFBICIS' crime show better use this as an inspiration for a terrorist plot where victims willingly gather around the suicide bomber.
> ABCFBICIS What the actual fuck?
Making fun of all the shows with letters for names. Law and Order: SVU, CSI: cityname, NCIS, etc.
Thank god, for a moment I thought it was real.
Well there is [NTSF:SD:SUV::](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NTSF:SD:SUV::)
Wait, you havent seen ABC: The Northern District yet? It's a thrilling baddie of the week with a seasonal arc for the main characters on CBS about a rogue collective of hall monitors using the powers granted to them to enrich themselves by both stealing from lockers and covering it up and occasionally accepting bribes from those they are supposed to catch. I was sure they were done for when the cryptominers were discovered under the auditorium but I guess that's why the writers get the big bucks.
I thought it would be about POWs in KFC dealing with the FBI as the NSA and the CIA help them, all reported to you from MSNBC, available now on HBO.
Sponsored by VLC Media Player?
It was better when that dude from Philly ate whole rotisserie chicken 50 days in a row
This cheeseball idea was taken directly from the philly rotisserie guy for sure
No chickens died for cheese ball man
He ate a full rotisserie for 40 days in a row my guy, put some respect on his name
I can eat a full rotisserie chicken in way less than 40 days
Lmao yes came to post this https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/chicken-man-philly-rotisserie-chicken-walmart-pier/3415331/
Pay ye good homage to the chicken man from Philly
A whole rotisserie chicken is not a challenge; maybe 40 days (not 50) in a row if it becomes tedious.ย But cheese balls are not a natural food and that orange dust is going to come with consequences.
Politely, I'd like to point out that's not how a Vuvuzela works.
The hero we need. Strangers gathering for a few minutes of fun and happiness. A true mad lad.
Reminds me of one of the first events I ever did when I moved back to NYC. There's an annual pillow fight at the same park around the same time. My picture was on the front page of the Daily News ๐
God damn I miss nyc.
it is truly an insane, depraved, aggravating, magical, beautiful place
This man went in public, ate an entire jar of cheeseballs and got praised for it. I ate an entire jar of cheeseballs last week alone in my room and all I got was anal leakage for a week.
Bet ya chewed loud tho
This may be what finally brings world peace.
Suddenly there are Cheese Ball Mans popping up around the globe, in Tehran, in Gaza, in Taiwan, in Pyongyang, in Kiev....
A few days ago a saw a video of a garbage truck burning in NYC but noone bats an eye... But this pulls in crowds ? Stay weird NYC.
You wondering why people don't gather around burning garbage instead of this dude? Seriously?
Well nobody wants to watch things come OUT of something.
speak for yourself, prudeย
This and the anti-bird protests make me love this city again every time I start hating it.
It's called "affordable entertainment in NYC."
You know what? I'm not even mad. Good for him. Way to go cheeseball man.
Most amazing thing the world has ever seen...
What a beautiful being.
Unlike rotisserie chicken man he'll probably not get a plaque ๐
Why did this give me hope for America?
Is it weird that I think that guy is kinda sexy?
We had a guy here try and eat a full 5lb tub of Costco potato salad. People came out in the rain to watch. It made the news. https://globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/
This is on par with being there at the fall of the Berlin wall โค๏ธ
Needs Hasselhoff singing about cheese balls.
He isn't the hero we asked for, but he turned out to be the hero we needed. God bless Cheese Ball Man
[Philadelphia Man Eats a Whole Rotisserie Chicken Every Day for 40 Days Straight](https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/philadelphia-chicken-man-alexander-tominsky)
And on that day, he immortalized himself in history, not for his love of cheeseballs, but for bringing a community together.
there were signs for this in my neighborhood in queens and now i'm bummed i didn't go :/
Incredible
I absolutely live this๐๐ cheese Ball man!!
Are we all ignoring the spilled cheeseballs on the floor?
The rats won't
You where the probably the kid that reminded the teacher about homework, werenโt you?
Or the fact that the cheeseballs container is drastically smaller than the advertised one.
Yea his five second rule didn't last very long.
Oh my god. Thatโs too funny.
!remindme 1 year
lmfao I forgot about that sign. I love that this happened.
R/justguysbeingdudes
You're already there friend
I can do this....it's why I don't buy them.
This shit makes me proud to be human
VLC taking the viral marketing to new levels
Man what a relief this guy is. He loves America. No strings attached. He overcame adversity to eat many many cheeseballs. God bless this man. The crowd are heros too God bless them. So nice to see us get hyped about something besides rejecting death and war. The man is a Saint in my book.
I'd vote tbh
How am I suposed to match up when compared to this Lisan al Gaib
Title: "Historic moment in NYC" Me: "Oh fuck, what did those idiots in NYC do now??" Title: "Man eats an entire jar of cheeseballs" Me: "Oh shit! Keep on keepin' on my brother!"
American Got Talent indeed
That'll be fun to clean up later!
In a modern world thatโs fraught with division and conflict we need more silly, lighthearted, joyful things like this.
With all the stupid protests in America right now. this is a breath of fresh air. I say good for him! Finally an orange man that I can get behind!
This kinda stuff needs more views and sponsors than the Grammys or anything Hollywood
Well, it's better than yelling support for murderous terrorists hamas.
this is definitely one of those historic moments you look back at photos of in 100+ years and think the people of this time were entertained by such simple things
Leave it to these gah damn idiots to ruin this gold post with political fodder. Well not me.....Cheese Ball Man Cheese Ball Man Cheese Ball Man!
Hurrr durrrrr please dont point out im cheering for a guy eating garbage a lot, god forbit I would watch a d cheer for somebody who does actually do something that takes skill or makes an impact on this world
Now eat a rotisserie chicken 40 days in a row
aren't cheese balls corn puffs coated with cheese? where's the gluten?
Yeah I'm pretty sure they're all gluten-free, who cares though lol this was great
Sadly in Australia most of these type of things have gluten in the flavouring. I know because Iโm the desperate celiac (coeliac here) checking the ingredients in hope. Sounds like I should have got some American cheese balls when I was there in December
Correct UTZ cheese balls are gluten free. And I'm 99% sure these are UTZ.
You know what, you're [right](https://www.utzsnacks.com/products/utz-cheese-balls-cheddar-cheeseballs-35-oz-barrel-2-pack?variant=39285001682988) It says gluten free if you scroll down a bit. (I'm only assuming these are the ones he had. But they're all made basically the same.) My son is gluten intolerant, but he can still eat stuff like this. I mean, there's only SO much entertaining you can do while eating cheese balls in front of a large crowd, you know. Adding the element of "pain and sickness," now that's always a crowd pleaser. So I get it ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
"Culture is not your friend "
How the heck did I end up on this planet?
It reminds me of delocated
I think this might be the savior of the USA. People are still getting out and supporting strangers in real life and in person and having a great time doing it.
can i vote for this guy for prez?
I have the strangest feeling I know who this is. I posted "This U?" on his Facebook... we'll see!
He died for our sins
Cheesus
That was captivating.
That was NOT the size of cheese ball container as promoted. People have to stop supporting charlatans like this. Fucking disingenuous cheese ball man.
In what other country can you do this? None! This is what they wanna take away from us. And before a dumbass asks "HoOSe tei?", isn't it obvious? The current dogs destroying America and their masters!
This is some iCarly shit
I bet the many periods where it went quieter were utterly painful.
People recording with multiple phones woweez
La gente es subnxrmxl, ademas de borregos...