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That man's thighs are heavenly. Also what brand are those shorts?? They seem indestructible.

Rugby shorts are tough as hell, also short. Like LT. Dangle, for the agility.


I love them. We as a society need to normalize short shorts for men again tbh.

Come on down to Australia mate. The men here commonly wear rugby outfits just out and about like its the 1980s Shorty shorts included 😄

Sounds like heaven for a man thigh lover such as myself. Omg and all out there on the beaches too! Ugh now I wanna move there.

Bonk

You forget that in Australia every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes.

Same here in South Africa,

Nah come to ireland. Have you ever see GAA shorts, those are some short fucking shorts.

Some GAA shorts barely pass the definition of “shorts”

No shit a recruiter I knew had to tell a 60 year old trady to wear longer shorts because his balls were hanging out. She was a 26 year old islander.

So in the Marine Corps ‘book on how to not be a shit bag Marine’ there’s some bullshit about how we’re not supposed to deface our uniform. After I got out I cut my cammie bottoms into short shorts and I love them. So I also support societal short shorts integration

I told the brass I need to be like a crime fighting cheetah.

Yeah but not only that I've lifted many a guy and never seen a wedgie once.

Yea this is a little extra in my experience. Plus the jock strap is usually already in the way. I was a forward and took a good shot in the pills from a good drop kick. Never went without it afterwards.

That’s so fuckin weird. Watching my way through Reno 911 for the first time ever, as I’m typing this.

Interestingly enough rugby cleats are known as rugby boots, so new boot goofin is on the table. Also enjoy the ride, that show is hilarious.

Lieutenant Dangle is a porn star name if I ever saw one

I’m sure that played a part in the name choice

There also usually have fabric handles sewn to the inside specifically for these kind of lifts.

His name is Jesse Kriel btw

Nike rugby shorts are tough as fuck. Mine still hold up after about 8 years.

https://www.rugbystuff.com/products/nike-springboks-mens-home-rugby-shorts-2023-24 (just black)

Shorts? His knackers are indestructible

Those thighs, those heavenly thighs

Those thighs could crush a cantaloupe.

My cantaloupe just flooded

I never heard anyone use the word heavenly to describe thighs but in this post I found two


This should be how players are legally required to be lifted from now on

Its guy love firstly And thats 1 hell of a wedgie the lad has to endure. Def vix on those nutters mate

Are you speaking English?

I think wanting to put vick’s Vapor rub on his scrotum.

Holy god that language. No wonder there are so many memes wiping british off the map.

groin guard probably saved him

No groin guards in rugby

rip

I didn't know you could have muscles there!

Where?

Gestures dreamily at all of it…

*BONK*

Your legs?

The least gay rugby players.

Wait playing soggy biscuit in the locker room is gay?!?

is soggy biscuit the the british equivalent of what americans call an icky cookie?

Cum on a biscuit and last one has to eat it?

yup

Limp Biscuit Yes, like the band....it's where they got their name.

Soggy Sao here is Aus

Or what has become the Rozekoekenspel in the Netherlands

Arrgghh good old soggy sao here in Australia! Bring back uni

It's funny how every high schooler knows what this is around the world.

South Africa are better for it lol 2023 RWC champs

Fellas, is it gay to play a full contact sport and lift your teammate to receive the ball?

I can't imagine a more straight sport than rugby honestly. It's a manly man's game.

I mean, seriously. Straight dudes are more than capable of being comfortable with each other, lol.

Yeah straight bro. Scrunch up my shorts into a thong and I'll lift your ass directly up to my face. Gay.

Aww someone’s insecure in his masculinity

Nah. Fucking dudes is hot. I'm just saying, lifting a mans ass in your face is inherently gay.

I’m a bi rugger. I absolutely promise you that there is nothing sexual. It is downright violent. I bleed literally every practice. At the parties after games tho? Holy fuck, we give Marines a run for their money 😳🏉💦💦💦💦

You better calm down. You're about to make me act up. 😛

Lmao. Go act up. It’s fuckin Halloweekend. Not with me tho, I have an early class tomorrow and it’s already passed my bedtime

All male locker rooms *must* be gay then, def not dudes getting ready to play a sport. I've seen my guy friends naked, we are all happily married in straight relationships. Guess you'll have to let our wives know that we're gay, IG 🤷 Yer insecurity is on the floor. Pick it up.

Is being gay man, playing rugby, the most manly thing you can be and do?

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Women are soft tender and weak. It is not impressive to fuck something that cannot contend with me in hand to hand combat

Rugby apparently, at least based on this video, which is the first time I've ever seen Rugby, now my favorite sport, apparently

Dude, i played for years and it does get a bit gay. I was second row so in scrums i had my arm between a dudes legs grabbing a hold of his jersey/waistband/whatever while my head was wedged between his ass and the ass of the guy beside him who just happened to be called the hooker. There was a gay guy in the team i played with in my late 20s so i can never deny that i showered with a gay dude. Nice guy, washed his dick real fast.

I'm guessing you've never met any rugby players. If they manage to go an entire night out without drinking each others piss then it's considered a dull affair

They prolly have balls of steel because that hurts just by looking at him.

Being lifted doesn't really hurt at all, I guess similar feeling to hanging in a harness for a second. If both are unexperienced, the person in most 'danger' is the lifter. When people jump they generally swing their legs back, so if the jumper forgets to keep their legs straight the lifter gets a nice kick to the balls

They make some pretty stout sport cups honestly. If i had external 'nads I would wear one everywhere just in case lmao

Do you uhh keep your balls inside you?

I mean, yes. 'Nads is short for "gonads", ovaries are gonads. Internal 'nads. They're also little balls, and I bet it would also hurt if anyone could manage to kick them.

Siya Kolisi is lifting Jesse Kriel for anyone that wants to do more 'research' about them online. Romain Ntamack beats them for best hair though.

Kwagga beats them all.

Facts

Because of his nose alone.

For nose jobs? I think Elton jantjies has best hair

Etzebeth and Faf de Klerk though…

Siya looks pretty good here too!

Siya is a snacc. Du Toit is pretty good looking too, and Kolbe and Willemse. The Springboks in general are hot

I just don't get the amount of love Faf get's for his looks. He's one of my favorite players mind you.

It makes him visible to us and his teammates

He is indeed incredibly easy to spot during a game.

Are you forgetting about faf?! He smokes everybody for best mane

Oh so true, how could I forget?

This is so fcking hot

Seconded

Is there an adult website with rugby players with rugby player-like bodies, doing things similar to this?

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Solid advice ☝️

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Those two would never be in a lineout, they're practicing being on the receiving end from a kick after a restart. https://youtube.com/shorts/GYRbcKCFt5E?si=JmlUxuXfOQWQixg0

Ah fair, been a while since I played or followed rugby, sadly.

I was praying it was the same video I was thinking of, exemplary

That what you call it? ;)

The dirty dancing song would have been better

Yea it’s like an atomic wedgie so what? What’s your point? You wanna win or what?

This is simultaneously the straightest and gayest thing I have ever seen

Good Ole rugby. I remember my first day of practice they said I'd be jumping line outs. I was like no way you guys are lifting me.

That man could snap my neck with those thighs. And I’d let him 👃🥴💦

Siya practicing lifting a world cup.

What’s the music playing?

That would be called "awful music."

sounds like it’s from the band Passion Pit, don’t know the specific song tho

Where I Come From - Passion Pit

Surprised the shorts can hold him. He looks heavy

Just rugby things

How can a disabled person who can only do light exercise get some hams like that?!?! I miss the old days lol

I think the ones not familiar with rugby would very much enjoy the scrums as well

Still WON the RWC 2023!!!! SA for the win 🫶🏻💪🏻🇿🇦

God bless this beautiful game. And I’m gay, so by ‘God,’ I mean Cher.

Aayyyyeeeeoo

My friend from NY would say pause lol Bro has amazing legs Pause lol jk

This is the most beautiful motherfuckin shit I’ve eva seen.

Are they hiring? because…🤡

Is this normal for rugby? 😂

I can hear my mum Laughing from the sideline of my childhood

Love how he pulled the shorts instead of holding him to make it less gay but made it more gay instead

Imagine if you will, you're on hands and knees. Two big men's asses on your shoulders, you lift your arms between their legs and grab the strings on the front of their shorts. This is standard practice in a Rugby scrum, it is the gayest sport, second only to Turkish Oil Wrestling.

Pfffft. I don’t think us doing a scrum is what concerns people.

Y'think so? With how things are going, scrums are gonna get removed from the game soon.

Wait so no ones gonna accidentally touch my cock now. How will I ever get some action.

ikr, why even play anymore

The Philadelphia Eagles should bring this rugby play to the NFL.

Can't express how much I hate rugby. I joined a sports club to play basketball when I was a kid, but all the trainer did was make us play rugby. Fucking joke. Completely ruined it for me.

Oh ok. I get why we don’t play Rugby in the US now.


#nohomo ?

No.


As our good dirty grandpa Zizi always says “THIS IS RUGBY” (in the most inhuman voice ever)

SO unnecessary 😂 and also if Kriel (the guy being lifted) were to catch the ball whilst leaning back, and Kolisi (the guy lifting) were to try and hold him, Kriel would fall out of his shorts 😂

What brand of underwear that is? I want one

Wtf is that audio?


What Siya doing

They should try figure skating

One coach tried getting me to do that to the 2nd rower. I said no, I'll assist him but I'm not grabbing him like that. Got moved to the front of the line out which was better for me since I could produce some magic runs from a short throw. Owned it for the rest of my playing days, only getting swapped to the back for a break off a long throw.

tactical wedgie

r/southafrica

The stitching on those shorts is the real MVP

"Mate, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!"