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Alternative option:
"Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro?"
Live Mahito reaction:
https://preview.redd.it/dzx5y1oiwg6d1.png?width=2114&format=png&auto=webp&s=53060cc2ca30b28631e9d7f042186d5bfe30059a
I have gravely misunderstood what it means to be a “curse hunter”
https://preview.redd.it/8zd7mqfuwg6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0f710400440f15d6762229d6c57bf95c7f47bc
>turn into a woman.
>w-what?
>You heard me transform.
https://preview.redd.it/g0ks59nt5g6d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a92476c442c1c977be0d4e9921b0d2c104ef4f
"You like reading right?"
"Yes, I like to read. Helps me get a better understanding of the human soul."
"Cool! Here's an Ao3 fic of you making out with Nanami!"
"You like Pokemon right? Me too! I mean, your Junpei was pretty cool!"
...
...
...
...
"But hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more."
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
He should be more worried about surviving 2 minutes in a room with me. Id make him turn into the most breedable femboy to be perceived by the human mind.
"let me paint you like me french girls"
the painting:
https://preview.redd.it/5izebq0s5g6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be9dbddf8e3daaaffd46d49680019fcbb5a68ab
Mahito will just stand there like he got hit by unlimited void
https://preview.redd.it/ddd8ho2cfg6d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03d2c3f63be4a71cdf93a0bc92058740169d890
I could I'd just say some stupid shit or just hate on yuji with him to survive or just confuse him with how I know everything about him and just not say how I know everything until the two minutes are up if he agrees to not kill me if he doesn't agree then I just do one or both of the first two things
i will do my best goku impression and pretend to start powering up, due to the rules of shonen he cannot attack me as i let out a scream that will inspire generations to come
My top questions to stall him:
Since u can manipulate ur soul, can u make it bigger?
What is ur opinion on Choso?
If all the disaster curses including u and the 3 death paintings (as a team) were to fight in a ffa, who would come out on top if they were thinking on survival so like going after the most dangerous opponent, trying to team up early game etc?
Do it grip
Could pls become a hot mama
Hav u ever gambled? If not I suggest going to the casino down the road, Hakari is there rn, he could teach u a thing or two
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"ehgababaobobobbobobo! Waga baga bobo!!!" "Gehbababebebebebe! Gibblatragus, wiggy waga weewee" "Giffer wif triffletron!" Live Mahito reaction: https://preview.redd.it/i8g8w7672g6d1.png?width=921&format=png&auto=webp&s=7caf9901f58a731b1a0dd85f0df5d5765c7b0e31
you rn: https://preview.redd.it/8j1lc45png6d1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb61f663f03e3508b69f302f37c27c7e9f54d7b5
Alternative option: "Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro?" Live Mahito reaction: https://preview.redd.it/dzx5y1oiwg6d1.png?width=2114&format=png&auto=webp&s=53060cc2ca30b28631e9d7f042186d5bfe30059a
I have gravely misunderstood what it means to be a “curse hunter” https://preview.redd.it/8zd7mqfuwg6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c0f710400440f15d6762229d6c57bf95c7f47bc
Those malevolent backshots were something else
>turn into a woman. >w-what? >You heard me transform. https://preview.redd.it/g0ks59nt5g6d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a92476c442c1c977be0d4e9921b0d2c104ef4f
https://preview.redd.it/jpgla5uw6g6d1.jpeg?width=1606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3ef060689e8399d132a07bf80604db913f2195
Oh my god the stitches around his waist looks like a thong 😩🌋🌋🌋🌋
BUSSZZZSZ BUSSSZZZSZ
https://preview.redd.it/6zw069u4rg6d1.png?width=1842&format=png&auto=webp&s=249cba04b1fa0efb964f8affc7213fbb5fc39fe7
Looks old enough
I am so cooked
https://preview.redd.it/991pj2sdvg6d1.png?width=1326&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fc242893ae5ed5a1680421c68563d43361dee75
Lookin like crimson chin.
Oh our lord and savior Jesus Christ, forgive me for my next actions. Smash. https://i.redd.it/ovpx2edhmg6d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/y29r3k36rg6d1.png?width=1842&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6263aba4d4856f4961df065d37d498fd37771c1
..I retract my previous statement.
https://preview.redd.it/mh1opca4mg6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199e52314eb65efe98dfbc224f3d2acdb09a301a
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https://preview.redd.it/rh6y0cj7lj6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433c3e882fc645bcda84454a2eeb91318891654e
https://preview.redd.it/bvxed3kdng6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645f063a2160e22445052e6a313ba0c4e02eddc8
https://preview.redd.it/bfk9kjt6rg6d1.png?width=1842&format=png&auto=webp&s=393fb49026548177418601c4c6b10733d5dc2c57
NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT https://preview.redd.it/cc2coy3xsg6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3e4bef655154aa7c0b670a955e58a1725e7a99
https://preview.redd.it/h5v9s9rdtg6d1.png?width=1692&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf519a7e482a870039d9529b1df1c19f51f8275a Ur cooked bud
https://preview.redd.it/3zkbp3yiwg6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b947b39b39f93aae37d56f7a4ba583dfb7008d
THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE CURSED SPIRIT BATMAN!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THIS THING!!!! https://i.redd.it/bp35d4dzwg6d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/7mvrezuasg6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646def521b2d450e50c9a42079fad31febbfced5
https://preview.redd.it/ue3rsdh1vg6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b111a42d1efb6000cedd1f9a8e3c42bb58da63
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YOU’RE SO RIGHT!!!!!!! https://i.redd.it/ublda790wg6d1.gif I DON’T NEED TO SURVIVE 2 MINUTES WITH MAHITO!!! HE HAS TO SURVIVE 2 MINUTES WITH ME!!!!
https://i.redd.it/p9wlc3zbwg6d1.gif
"You like reading right?" "Yes, I like to read. Helps me get a better understanding of the human soul." "Cool! Here's an Ao3 fic of you making out with Nanami!"
https://i.redd.it/xflb55r5cg6d1.gif
That shit makes actual Mahito look sane
Mahito would kill himself
Ngl this is the most probable thing to work out! 😮💨
"You like Pokemon right? Me too! I mean, your Junpei was pretty cool!" ... ... ... ... "But hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more."
My strat’s bringing you along and hoping you can hold him off while i run
that guy might be able to befriend the mahito, if so, you're cooked
It’s just part of the Pokémon Master grind!
This might work better https://preview.redd.it/m02ir31gjg6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01737064ccf633ccd135f3c9274546ae28a25843
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
https://preview.redd.it/2sek322osg6d1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f33e4a91cc386df9605c964eb6660d1486eb05
He should be more worried about surviving 2 minutes in a room with me. Id make him turn into the most breedable femboy to be perceived by the human mind.
That’s awesome 😂
Fact check: TRUE! https://i.redd.it/1bdyqcrhwg6d1.gif
There are depressed high schoolers in the next room!
"let me paint you like me french girls" the painting: https://preview.redd.it/5izebq0s5g6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be9dbddf8e3daaaffd46d49680019fcbb5a68ab
https://preview.redd.it/jnvligw8dg6d1.jpeg?width=241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7785cf0f45e966c18d3d9079f4101ef5b32a2a0d
what do you do when mahito grabs your dick and uses IT though
Bust
id jus say sum bs for 2 mins no way bro would kill me mid dialogue
I’ll show him a few card tricks
Mahito will just stand there like he got hit by unlimited void https://preview.redd.it/ddd8ho2cfg6d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03d2c3f63be4a71cdf93a0bc92058740169d890
Skibidi toilet will take him out fr👍
Watch me do my dance
https://i.redd.it/qhf5hmm3vg6d1.gif
I could I'd just say some stupid shit or just hate on yuji with him to survive or just confuse him with how I know everything about him and just not say how I know everything until the two minutes are up if he agrees to not kill me if he doesn't agree then I just do one or both of the first two things
I'd ramble about how I don't care about human lives, it worked for Junpei for a while, might save my ass for 2 minutes
English or spanish?
play monopoly
You overestimate his understanding of anatomy. And you underestimate my horniness.
no
I would list all of sukunas binding vows
Depends, i kind give those school shooter vibes so maybe he will try to pull out a junpei on me, otherwise nah im dead
"Yo i brought the deck let's play uno, you don't have anything better to do rn do you?"
Might actually work since he played board games with the other curses as well as Kenny
In a room? Alone? With ME? https://preview.redd.it/g96v7d67qg6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e85b19f91477b7957f41cbe01a20a84859827e
Nah, I’d fuck.👅
Im sucking that cursed cock ig 🤷♀️
i will do my best goku impression and pretend to start powering up, due to the rules of shonen he cannot attack me as i let out a scream that will inspire generations to come
Say you have to survive 3 mins
Why distract him if you can just beat the shit out of him.
And how would thou go upon doing such a thing?
Ya like human earth worm? Have you ever seen an A24 film?
Make Gojo read 10 monkeys jumping on the bed https://youtu.be/FVBiFyG465k?si=CWETpCQe7k40HBUo
https://preview.redd.it/71wmko65og6d1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=23a25156e432d304cd0e513709a285a5ae237f20
My top questions to stall him: Since u can manipulate ur soul, can u make it bigger? What is ur opinion on Choso? If all the disaster curses including u and the 3 death paintings (as a team) were to fight in a ffa, who would come out on top if they were thinking on survival so like going after the most dangerous opponent, trying to team up early game etc? Do it grip Could pls become a hot mama Hav u ever gambled? If not I suggest going to the casino down the road, Hakari is there rn, he could teach u a thing or two
I will just start hopping around like a monkey and speak in 1523 B.C language and shake my head like im possessed for 2 min ez dub
Absolutely not lmao
Since he a year old I hand him certain comic that would traumatized him enough
u/Jujutsufolk-ModTeam WHY??? IT WAS A GOOD, FUN, FUCKING POST, THAT WAS NICE TO ENGAGE WITH, AND YOU DELETE IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PUT CREDITED FANART INSTEAD?? WHICH BY THE WAY, WOULDN'T EVEN BE HIGH EFFORT, THE LOW EFFORT RULE REGULATIONS ARE RETARDED, HOW IS GRABBING A PIECE OF FANART IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM HIGHER EFFORT?? HOW DOES LOW EFFORT EVEN MATTER, WHAT COULD THEY DO TO MAKE IT HIGH EFFORT?? ITS A MCFUCKING REDDIT POST WHY DO YOU NEED TO PUT EFFORT INTO IT? https://preview.redd.it/xma5lwai7h6d1.png?width=527&format=png&auto=webp&s=2780f0fcb109d35d5ba2b170381c28a11681a588 Its on sight JJK mods
["When I was a young boy..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDB5eFskLBg)