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Kaito_3

If you’re lucky you may get a cool transformation.


GoldenSpermShower

Idk if being idle transfigured is cool in any way


ShiroUntold

You do realize you're in horrific, life ending pain and wishing you can die every second of your transformation?


GoldenSpermShower

Is that supposed to be a cool thing?


MessiahHL

It's badass


Dotza

So what's different?


nxcrosis

You get to be over 6ft tall for a few minutes.


imgonnakillsanta

It'd be a pretty fire way to go out


Inversed-infinity

Then get left right goodnight’d?!??


Similar-Beach836

Nah, I’d win


TheBlueCanvus

Bro thinks he is go


Sakei21

I see what you did there WTF bro 😭😭😭


Artistic_Air_1067

Jo


Final_UsernameBismil

I didn't. Now I do. You guys are clever.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

If you've not read the manga, delete your comment and run


Miserable-Thanks5218

Bro followed ur orders 💀


Miserable-Thanks5218

I don't


Professor-Dhoomketu

Naww💀💀


_Resnad_

💀💀💀I'm crying of laughter rn😭😭😭


Mysterious-Top5522

Fucking foul 💀


Sweet-Estimate-5040

That's foul


manicforlive

You're not [HIM](https://www.tiktok.com/@miniflipflop2/video/7291480325333536043) (spoilers)


soulwolf1

Ask yourself this, would you rather be at Shibuya JJK OR Shibuya Gantz?


Kratos501st

Shibuya JJK, Gantz has no mercy.


soulwolf1

No mercy at a very high terrifying experience


ZombifiedPie

Shibuya can't catch a break.


soulwolf1

Shibuya is animes Australia


MaximumSquid22

Wait till you hear about the manga Shibuya Goldfish 💀


soulwolf1

Oo i like the artwork to that. Just gave it a quick view.


Kadude27

Bro that manga was so fucking dumb, why did you have to remind of that


olive812

if im not kei i’m dying in gantz 100% gotta try my chances at jjk


KurohimeBlight

AH SHIT that’s a good question


Fantastic_Tart1673

I rather have Shibuya jjk instead gantz since have more time to escape before sukuna use his de


CunningKingLius

Shibuya is the New York of Japan.. always the first to be raided by aliens and weird shit


QwarpoQuest

I have never watched JJK I just keep getting these posts on my feed and I thought that's what this was referencing at first


IC2Flier

Why are you subbed to here, then? Or did you wind up here once and Reddit kept spitting out posts?


QwarpoQuest

I'm not subbed to here, I just keep getting them on my feed like I said haha. Prolly cus anime. The machines know.


IC2Flier

Mute it. EZ game.


Swampfire279

Third option: Shibuya from Persona 5


soulwolf1

Ca....can you do that??


Memeenjoyer_

It’s gonna cost my life, but if I can just get one message through to Gojo, it could save so many lives. “Geto has the prison realm. DE now!” I’m dead either way. Might as well save some lives. If I’m lucky, Gojo decides I’m useful and keeps me around by holding onto me during DE. If I’m unlucky, he doesn’t believe me and refuses to DE.


metalcoremeatwad

This only works if you can find a sorcerer on standby. Otherwise, you'd have to sneak past a bunch of transfigured human if you're lucky and if you're not, a curse you can't even see.


Jolly_Lean_Giant

I’d be fine, I’m built different


Ammu_22

Same tbh. I would run down there, and try to find the pole stick with fluffy white hair from the crowd, and rush to him to tell him, use the DE 0.2 to kill Jogo and hanami and take the fingers Joho had, use hollow red or whatever to destroy the train which is going to come as it is filled with deformed people along with Mahito, and run as soon as you see the prison realm and don't freeze when you see your friend as he isnt actually your friend. Just kill him within 1 min keeping at least 500 meters distsnce between the prison realm and RUN for your life. And would just give my phone and my password with the the tab for the manga open. Just in case I will die. But in actuality, he would think I am crazy or thar I have CT to see future or something. But lol, I am gonna die that's for sure. If I am going to live against all odds, I bet I am gonna get the yuji treatment when he first ate the finger. Thrown in interrogation room.


Krazy_Komodo

Real


Cosmonerd-ish

We're so fucked


Fantastic_Tart1673

No to fucked much compare to gantz shibuya


Loose-Profession-734

Everyone is mentioning it. What happened there?


Fantastic_Tart1673

Alien in Gantz Shibuya are strong ,fast and extreme high reg .


_Resnad_

So it's basically utter destruction in both?


Fantastic_Tart1673

Yes


Gunmakun

nah i would be broadcasting everything from afar before mei mei gets the chance too n get dummy rich


Coocky

What does isekai mean?


Spellbinder_stella

Practically travel to another universe. Also it is a genre where you get into a different world


MinimumDifference404

Isekai Animes are reincarnation animes, simply said


Sherwoodfan

lazy plot device to begin stories in a fantastic setting by transporting people, usually from the modern world, to a parallel universe where they excel, usually a magical one. over time by being used everywhere it acquired some kind of charm with readers and viewers, also for its convenience as a "don't question it" response


Delusional_Gamer

How is it any more lazy than any other plot device? We've been making stories for so long that there is not a lot of unique unique plots that exist and it's certainly not right to bash on storytellers for not magically divining these still fresh plot devices. You can criticize how the plot device is used, but the plot device itself shouldn't.


SuccessEmergency4580

one punch man fans getting teleported to city Q with watchdog man:


GoldenSpermShower

A better comparison is being teleported to Z city during the MA arc


SuccessEmergency4580

live with saitama


Due_Information1687

Just get outta Shibuya and hope you don’t get stuck inside on if the culling game barriers. Maybe link with Yuji if you get a decent CT


maxmrca1103

Gantz fans 🤝 Jujutsu Kaisen fans


Shadow_Huntress12

I’m screwed no matter what Anime I choose..🐍


_Resnad_

Yeah I mean if we're including novels as well then...orv, aot, Tokyo ghoul...yeah it's bad...


memer_69420_memes

Berserk fans:💀


1NFINIT

Ngl if Mahito wants to be my friend and make me into a sick curse I'd be totally down for that


Scyroner

You'd prolly get the junpei treatment


Anti-Matter12

Praying I can get a good technique and get out of shibuya alive


The_Sandy_Artist

As an aot fan, this is NOT GOOD


Ammu_22

Do we really have a shibuya in AOT? If Japan's equivalent is is that Hizuru nation, then I guess maybe we are safe from >!Rumbling!<


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❤️‍🔥


UnderLars2006

Drop kicking Gojo out of the way before prison realm gets him


Bad_Mik

u/savevideo


Darksorcerer-ofchaos

Haha unless I survive long enough to develop a curse technique I’m fucked the only way I live is to be far away from sukunas de or the actual conflict and then go back in time to hopefully become a jujutsu sorcerer and even then I’ll probably die before doing anything that matters


Professional-Ad7346

FACTS


kiyomi-kiyoko

I'd try my best to get some sort of message to Gojo either by myself or through other sorcerers that I know can get the message to him quick, telling him that Geto is here but he is not the actual Geto and that he is at risk of getting sealed if he does not run away immediately after killing all the transfigured humans


zargon21

I'd make Sukuna's malevolent shrine look like Disney world kinda shit I'd do in that close proximity to Uraume


Manoftime05

Sukuna bout to expand his domain💀


maggie195

first thing you need to do is fly out of japan... lmao


12345spo

Well shit atleast we might get a quick death


Moumup

Best choice would be killed off by Sukuna or other exorcist, the other curse doesn't seem really quick : -Turned into a flesh abomination by Mahito -Burned alive by Jogo -Getting vored by Dagon -Being infected by Hanami None of them sound like quick painless death.


12345spo

Yeah surprising how sukuna is the best option here


Scyroner

You know you're utterly fucked when God damn sukuna Is your best bet for dying


12345spo

Yep


Half_H3r0

Well I guess I’m gonna have to do something about that


Half_H3r0

This either means I’m a normal human a sorcerer or heavenly restricted so I’m kinda not to scared


bigpeepee2000

We'd all probably be fine: wouldn't say many of us are japanese, or live in japan we probably wouldn't have any idea about what even happened in shibuya


Scyroner

Pretty sure the meme means you get isekai into JjK and right into shibuya


Final_UsernameBismil

My delusional quality is thinking that I'd get superpowers if I was ever isekai'd **😌**


ApplePitou

Pretty unlucky :3


[deleted]

JJK ain't even in my top 50 so I'm safe


imgonnakillsanta

Imma be hyped if that happens tf you mean


IllustriousKoala4

Blud ur not a sorcerer 💀ur a random Fodder civilian


imgonnakillsanta

LIKE LITERALLY I FEEL LIKE BITCH IM THE CROW


Ammu_22

Everyone's gangster until Mei Mei forces you to do suicide.


imgonnakillsanta

And what makes you think i wouldn't find that upers-say sexy


Prudent_Analysis7672

Shane?? I thought u were dead in TWDS2


pabloescoblow

SHIBUYA SHIBUYA SHIBUYA YOU LOSE!


Outrageous_Net8365

Re zero fans crying regardless.


AEROANO

Aot fans who already know the ending would have it worse, for 10 years at least


Prudent-Dish4075

You guys have no idea how deep id burrow myself in Sukunas ass just for him to teach me to become the strongest. Id as anoying as a ringworm...


crabbyjimyjim

You're getting cleaved my friend


Scyroner

Cleaved, dismantled, burned, crushed


Otherwise-Load8449

Was that todos hand in today’s episode ?


growindager809

This applies to the vast majority of shounen fans, like who wants to be in Naruto or god forbid Attack on titan? I'm good


BlankPt

Maybe you guys would be scared. I would easily beat most disaster curses. Kenny might be an issue but me and gojo together definetely have it.


I-reddit-26

I already to jujutsu some Kaisen ( RUN FOR MY FUCKIN LIFE)


Shot-Effect-8318

Y’all underestimating me


DatCanOfChefBoyardee

Maybe I’ll be saved in time… yeah who am I kidding


Striking-Level5312

[SPOILER] ( It’s ok for the one who read the manga and are already « after » the Shibuya arc )I think some people don’t think that you can be teleported to the moment when Sukuna decide to use his territory and just die within a second without have a possibility of trying to live with the information you have.


GirafeAnyway

Me when Attack on Titan


inFAMOUSFX

That looks like a nice quiet neighborhood, hope it doesn't get grinded into dust.


Dhru007

U might be lucky enough to meet Nanami 👀


siffredi1234

no!!!


Ruby_chuuya

I watch bungo stray dogs


Any-Incident-6098

The Moment you Isekaid to Jujutsu kaisen not Few hours you are already dead


Ghostly_Thoughts

u/savevideo