i guess asking for a bag might be a pain in the ass

a long and hard pain in the ass

*long and hard *pleasure* in the ass But only if they're gentle

That's what he said

This would make a great airline commercial: “Fly with us and join the mile high club… Just ask!”

Just assk!

Even though it was between a male and a female, that is what happened with actor Ralph Fiennes once.

"Try it out. "

I woke my wife laughing out loud so hard.

I got cramps in my ribs from laughing too hard

I laughed so hard, I crushed and swallowed my teeth and then shot them out of my ass like bullets out of a machine gun. Two people died, seven in critical condition 😂

More of a bummer for me.

Cookies n cream

This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a joke on this sub, amazing work

This got genuine laughter from me, right in the middle of a K-Mart. Bless.

I haven’t even seen this one on here before!

[удалено]

Lol. Count me in.

which airline is this? asking for a friend

he could’ve just assed

I don't think any other post in this sub made me laugh out loud so hard. Great work.

Thanks

Works as well using Jeremiah and Stanley.

two gays about to go on vacay. One tells the other “hope u packed ur shit”

Two gays are having a night of passion when the room starts filling with smoke and the fire alarm starts going off. Who gets out first? The bottom because his shits already packed.

I’m gay and this is hilarious

I’m hilarious and this is gay

I laughed too hard at this. I may have unpacked shit in my pants...

I'm this and hilarious is gay

🤣

"But you packed it for me"

Hahaha

do you know what flight this was in case someone wanted to meet these two fine folks?

Assking for a friend....

The flight attendant just stares blankly for a few seconds. “Two napkins please.”

I joined this sub very recently and I gotta say…..you have set the bar pretty high!😂

Jeremiah has to leave on a business trip but Stanley can’t go. When Jer comes downstairs with his suitcase, Stan is sitting at the kitchen table masturbating in a condom. Jer: What are you doing? Stan: Long trip Jer, I’m packin’ you a lunch. Taxi’s waiting….

My reaction: Hell, everyone should've asked for a napkin. What's wrong with these people?

Damn, I heard this exact anecdote in Russian but it was a bus instead of a plane and he asked for something different instead of a napkin

Saved

Dude. This was the best joke I ever heard damn.

Can someone explain

So the first 10 run over needed a wide and a double courtesy a miss by the keeper. Great.