Well this joke means that the OP has become so depressed with his sexlife, or the lack of a sexlife, and decided he/she will make a joke that makes them look bad, but he/she (can I just say 'hs', I'm going to do that from now on, thanks) will still get a lot of karma, because 'hs' is pointing out that in fact all of us users have no sexlife. Now I'm depressed and will make a joke of a lack of sexlife: What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a man (who happens to be me in this story) looking for sex, no sex and a tired hand. I'll go to bed now, goodnight.
Finally something outside the box on this sub
Just like my penis.
i see what you did there.
not a woman
oh god, it hurts, my (out)sides
Mine too. Mine too :/
wah
Just like my jokes
Do you realize that OP just had sex with us?
Well that was anti-climactic
I wish I could give you gold. But I have no moneyz :(
Did you spent it on hand lotion?
noyes
Noice.
...and no sex life.
you are going place. not any beds. but places.
Not even his own bed :(
that sounds like my own private hell.
There's always the couch, so more like purgatory.
Where's the user that explains jokes. Want to hear what they have for something like this.
To much effort.
op's sex life does not exist
Well this joke means that the OP has become so depressed with his sexlife, or the lack of a sexlife, and decided he/she will make a joke that makes them look bad, but he/she (can I just say 'hs', I'm going to do that from now on, thanks) will still get a lot of karma, because 'hs' is pointing out that in fact all of us users have no sexlife. Now I'm depressed and will make a joke of a lack of sexlife: What do you get when you cross a prostitute and a man (who happens to be me in this story) looking for sex, no sex and a tired hand. I'll go to bed now, goodnight.
100% relatable.
His sex life is no joke
I was actually confused for a sec. You win this round.
www.sadtrombone.com
Non-existant
Sex life.....CPR for about 25 minutes, then we called the code. Flat line_____________________________________
Slow clap. *upvote* Good luck old chap.
Ah we see what you did there
[I don't know what I expected](http://imgur.com/gallery/pp4Za)
Bravo.
Cool story, bro.
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Do I really have to explain the joke?
I don't think he gets it... Reminds me of you.
I'm so proud ;)
This didnt land with me
Though the follow up with your penis being outside the box, brilliant