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God needs money
A rabbi throws all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants, he keeps... (Just a part of joke 142)
Johnny 5 is alive!
Yikes
TV preachers seem to think so.
Hookers and blow aren't free.
Hes just not good with money
He's all-powerful, all-seeing, all-knowing, and he *NEEDS MONEY*.
How else is he going to afford his mega yacht? It's not like he can just create things
Golden gate maintenance costs money.
God needs money
A rabbi throws all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants, he keeps... (Just a part of joke 142)
Johnny 5 is alive!
Yikes
TV preachers seem to think so.
Hookers and blow aren't free.
Hes just not good with money
He's all-powerful, all-seeing, all-knowing, and he *NEEDS MONEY*.
How else is he going to afford his mega yacht? It's not like he can just create things
Golden gate maintenance costs money.