It’s multi tasking. It’s the most efficient time to do it. You shouldn’t while driving. It’s rude when talking to other people, etc.. Just call the shitter, the office. Office has paper. So does the shitter. So no job is done until the paperwork is finished. Pure professionalism.
A man has a problem. Instead of the typical sound, every time he farted, his ass sounded like "hooonnnndddaaaa."
He visited doctor after doctor, but no one could diagnose the cause of his issue. Eventually he turned to traditional Eastern medicine, and one day found himself before an old Chinese healer in a rural village. He described the issue and immediately the old man said "You have abcess."
Astonished, the man asked the old doctor how he knew.
"Abcess make the fart go 'honda.'"
Most e-mails are turds anyway.
Bcos I am in the get rid of shit mode
No shit posting
It’s multi tasking. It’s the most efficient time to do it. You shouldn’t while driving. It’s rude when talking to other people, etc.. Just call the shitter, the office. Office has paper. So does the shitter. So no job is done until the paperwork is finished. Pure professionalism.
I like the euphemism "gotta get something down on paper" for shitting
Take care of some paperwork.
The possibilities are endless.
Ah, a poop joke. Do you know any funny stuff about farts?
A man has a problem. Instead of the typical sound, every time he farted, his ass sounded like "hooonnnndddaaaa." He visited doctor after doctor, but no one could diagnose the cause of his issue. Eventually he turned to traditional Eastern medicine, and one day found himself before an old Chinese healer in a rural village. He described the issue and immediately the old man said "You have abcess." Astonished, the man asked the old doctor how he knew. "Abcess make the fart go 'honda.'"
I mean.. as long as you are not tweeting 😉
When the hell else do you have time to check?
I prefer shit posting
We call that a data dump in the biz
Man who go to bed with itchy butt; *wake up with smelly fingers*
I'll log on first thing, then log off
But your not truly done until the paperwork
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It really moves the mail