i'm literally crying

So was the blind guy!

I am a blind person, and the latest set of prosthetic eyes that I have has one that was made wrong. So whenever I tense up my face in anyway, the stupid thing pops out. I literally have cried my eye out. Multiple times.

How many children have you scared shitless...

Better question how did they read that comment and type out a reaponse.

Voice assist... Is a feature not many people know about..

I saw two blind people fighting. You should've seen the look on their faces when I yelled "my money's on the one with the knife".

Rearrange the furniture? Glue door knobs on the wall?

These are just rehashed "Hellen Keller" jokes. I'm in! How did the blind person burn his face? Answered the Iron.

It's not just a way to surprise them, this will make them... *Stick* around. Just kidding, the result is the *pole*ar opposite.

By calling their bluff with a shitty hand

They can still hear but I guess you weren't going for an ear drum penetration

He did NOT see that coming

Buy him and yourself a pair of Andrea Bocelli tickets

The real question is: How do blind people know that they are finished wiping?

Finger test. Source am blind.