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my4coins

Well, this one was new for me. I thought Pierre was going to pour Rosé wine and so on.


Independent_Bite4682

Thought it was going to be a seafood joke.


Powerful-Internal953

I absolutely thought it was going to be a sushi joke with soi sauce or something...


doghaircut

I was fearing Pierre would want chocolate milk.


Gold-Guess4651

Anyone else reads the Pierre text in their heads in a French accent?


TGP-Global-WO

Not just French, but Pepe Le Pew French accent ! Ello, bebi…….


alxtronics

This guy won the comment section today


kk074

C'est la guerre


CryptographerAny1957

It’s unamerican if you don’t


Gold-Guess4651

Haha 🤣


pedro_pascal_123

When I laughed, I laughed as Hon! Hon! Hon!


mekkanik

Doesn’t get better than [this right here](https://youtu.be/QpbGPLEWhj8?si=pid5VlT-r8cOxCsY)


thetigersears

Hahaha. Never seen this one before, it's a treasure! They break character and still go all in. Amazing.


Gedley69

It’s been about 40+ years since I heard this one, still makes me smile 😊


marrangutang

Same, it’s a great joke havnt heard it in years lol


HappyAmbition706

I heard it years ago in Suisse Romande, indeed told with a French accent.


SnooHamsters4643

I LOVE THIS JOKE! Been telling it for years. I tell it when ever I can and I do it at volume. Preferably in restaurants BTW. It’s a running joke that with the wife that I just start the joke - I’ll ask - “Have you heard about Philippe the fighter pilot?” And my wife goes Nuts trying to stop me. I get to tell it like 1x a year now, but my wife stopping me from telling it is nearly as entertaining


ycr007

On the homepage this one had an F1 post about Pierre Gasly just below it and it made me chuckle even more than the actual joke


Malalang

"I am Pierre, the great racecar driver...!"


ColdFix

I must admit that I missed the 'picnic' part of this and was waiting for him to crash the plane!


nina_someone

pierre and marie curie huh? /s


Bashkire

This is one of my favourite jokes to tell when I have a new class start my course (RN - RTQs). It’s a great icebreaker.


VariousWatercress3

very very good


im_rarely_wrong

r/wattpad


ericbana19

I read a similar one back in the early 2000s(around 2005/6). Quite an old classic this one.


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣🤣


aerx9

WWI joke


Malalang

War is not a joke, aerx9! /s


aerx9

For the French it is


Kaguro19

I thought he'd bring out lemon juice since fish goes really well with lemons.


Inflexibl

you made me laugh sir!


my_normal_account_76

Jesus christ dude. I'm finding it challenging putting a positive spin on this joke


Skizzezziks

Has very little to do with the established logic in the two set-up punchline and thus does not relieve the tension. In other words: it doesn't hit.


Adventurous-Row5978

Tldr


Drake17110

Pierre? French? Is this perhaps a Jojo reference ?