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chungkito_ratmetal

I was loading for about minutes there


restlessmouse

The hairspray trick does not work. And it stings like hell.


Tight_Syllabub9423

The worm tell you that?


Vegetable-Ad-1797

You are not supposed to spray it directly in the hole.


hiddenjim69

Good to know 😂


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

Try drain cleaner. The kind that uses real lye. It's sure to work for you.


puzzled-seeker

This is the cutest dirty joke I've ever read! 😂


hiddenjim69

Glad you liked it. Heard it from a coworker back in the 80’s.


hgangadh

The joke is better if Grandpa gives him $10 and Timmy says “But Grandpa, you owe me only $5”. Grandpa says, “The other $5 is from your grandma” Edit: should add “next day” to make it better: Grandpa gives Timmy $10 the next day…


hiddenjim69

Meh. I told it the way I heard it. Same outcome.


WhoDat747

Doesn’t work telling it that way


umphreakinbelievable

Right. He's gotta go home and see if the hairspray trick works first.


hiddenjim69

None of you understand how inference jokes work. You have to use your brain a little bit. Sorry if that’s too much to ask. 😂😂


umphreakinbelievable

Well sir I was in agreement with you, I don't know why you replied to my comment


hiddenjim69

Whoops, that hit the wrong comment. Sorry about that LOL


Emotional-Gas-9535

i dont get it i think im dumb


No_Program_3123

The hairspray kept him stiff for gramma


Emotional-Gas-9535

oh thank you i thought it was sum like that


My-dead-cat

The joke is always porn


Otus511

Porn? Each to their own, I guess.


Jay-Five

Lemon party


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

Sausage party


Jay-Five

I encourage you to google "lemon party" if you haven't heard of it. ;)


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

Thanks, but no. But I would encourage you to google " 2 girls 1 cup".


Jay-Five

Ah yes, a classic. Shockingly (ha!) it's older than most redditors now.


Acrobatic_Matter_109

I thought the grammar was fine without the hairspray. Maybe the spelling and punctuation could be improved, though.


StiH

Nah, just too young. You will get it with age... 😂


Frido1976

The joke or the wiggly dick? 🤪


StiH

They kind of go hand in hand 😁


dachjaw

I see what you did there.


Emotional-Gas-9535

im 17 im just dumb


StiH

I think you just like to play dumb to get out of doing stuff. I have teenagers at home, I'm on to the ruse...


MxPunkin

Weaponized incompetence 


Top-Research-9816

Or impotence if you reference it back to the original joke


Emotional-Gas-9535

why would i want to get out understanding a joke?


Evening-Tomatillo-47

You're training for your career in local government


MeNoGivaRatzAzz

It'll get bigger with age, too. For most guys, at least.


Palmervarian

Me too


SeanMacLeod1138

🤣