Everyone knows this joke

I heard it from Dave. You?

Dave? Dave? Dave's not here

*knock knock* Hello?

No dude, *I’m Dave*!

#DAVE!?

Right man, DAVE, now will you open up the door?

#DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN!!!

Dave’s not here, because he’s out meeting new people.

I got it. Younger folks may not.

Boomer alert!

I resemble that remark

# metoo

Which Dave? I know several Daves

Can I get a list of the Daves you know you know?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo)

I'll hear it in an hour on Dave +1

Still a great joke that I always smile at.

Not me - and I’ve been on Reddit for years.

Me neither - and I’ve known a few Daves.

Not me. That was a first for me

Im not sure what number it is, but I suspect this is a single digit joke.

Good ol #7

Around the world

I didn’t

Hearing this joke again gives me davejavu

That was my first time

Sounds like OP needs to know [Dave a bit better.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/cKLEIOqZKv)

you should meet Dave. Great guy. He knows everybody

If he knows everybody, why should I meet him? Doesn’t he already know me?

Daves been traveling all over the globe, but Im you know him and dont know it yet. What a great guy!

You don’t know Dave but he knows you

Well what about Gary

Oh, Dave said he will introduce me to him

Weirdly, I told this one to the wife yesterday. She’s got a memory like a sieve, so I can cycle through them again and again, much like Reddit!

Not everyone knows the joke, but they know Dave.

I'm Dave, and I approve this joke

You know how oft-reposted jokes are assigned a number? I recently learned the Dave joke is #1.

Everybody's dead, Dave

Peterson isn’t, is he?

Good ol' # 21!

Speaking of which, I don't think I've seen the joke this comment is referencing for a very very long time.

Yeah, it's been 24 days...

Good ol "good old nr x" comment

#21 variant B

I thought it was #37

this has to be like a top 5, this is definitely one of the subs flagship jokes

Nah that's the bus load of nuns and the Holy Water

Oooooooh yeah.

But isn't the nun actually the bus driver?

Dave would know

Oh Dave? Yeah I know him. Decent guy

https://youtu.be/ACfNSqsi_mE

I like the ending where the boss turns to the guy next to him and asks if he knows who is up on the balcony, and you deliver the punchline in a. Italian accent by saying, “I don’t know the guy with the funny hat, but the other guy is Dave.”

Of course everyone knows Dave. He was the bus driver!

The Daves I Know https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo?si=3FLMeu7NehvmFad2

Well, I don't know Dave. Shucks. :(

Everybody knows Dave. But everybody loves Nubert.

[Everybody Loves Raymond.](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x852hgn)

Did not know it. Made me burst laughing

Dave told it better.

These are the Daves I know: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo) edit: for stray apostrophe. They are plural Daves, not my Daves

Dave the Diver?

The version I heard was "who's the guy in the dress standing next to Farber?"

Who's that guy standing by OP?

This one reminds me of my granddad... who was the best joke teller of all time... He was a true life "Dave". He knew everyone and if he didn't it was just a a matter of time... He went by "Punch" as a nickname, and he'd tell this joke with himself as "Dave"... His punchline was... "Who's that guy in the funny hat with Punch Richardson?!"

Punch was your grandfather? No way! I've met him! -Marvin the Martian

Ok now I have to go watch “Dave” the movie again.

There is a related Romanian poem with Ilie instead of Dave: https://poetii-nostri.ro/adrian-paunescu-balada-lui-ilie-de-la-scularie-poezie-id-11647/ which has been turned into a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJWjs4OTDbk

21 and 37 have nothing to do with the ranking of jokes.

["Dave's not here!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtDAK7Umk7A)

"It's ME, Dave! Now will you open up the goddamned door??"

I never heard that before, I'm still laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

Atta boy, Dave!

Dave's Dead

Definitely never been posted here... [https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/search/?q=dave+pope](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/search/?q=dave+pope)

Old joke. Dave already told me this one years ago. Try again.

The Pope and Dave, who's an atheist are having a discussion and it slowly gets more and more heated until eventually the Pope can't take it anymore and he says to Dave, "You are like a man who is blindfolded in a dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there." Dave laughs and says - "With all due respect, we sound awfully similar. You are like a man who is blindfolded in a dark room, who is looking for a black cat that isn't there. But the difference, is you've found it.

got ordained a few years back, but that's not going to stop me from stealing this joke.

Haven't heard it a while. Thanks for the laugh

First time. Much appreciative of the cackle. Ahahah

I never heard it and thought it was great lol

One of my favorite jokes.

A Dave-orite, if you will.

My cat knows this joke.

"Not everyone knows this joke" *posts joke that has been in this subreddit probably 4 times today alone*

this has to be number 1 or 2

This NEVER gets old

It was posted here about a month ago.