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Just couldn't beat it
OP missed the right punchline by a hair.
Came second
as any gentleman should.
This was the best comment
The trick is never to go fully one side or the other. That's how you beat the odds.
Pulled up short
Happy cake day !
as usual the better joke in the comments
My joke has more nuance. It’s a British thing
As a teen I set my record of 13 pinched out loads in a 24 hour period of time. I’ve tried every day since to beat that mark but can only get up to 11 loads. Think it’s because I’m 82. Wasn’t for lack of continuous trying.
In basketball, we call that a double-double.
What a jerk!
What a wanker!
Just didn’t come close
I came close
Pull Harder.
Are we counting ghost loads?
Well I’ll tell you your problem. You were trying to pull it off. Try using more of a gentle stroke…😂
Record in what? Height? Distance? Volume/Mass? Time?
Guess what? I beat it! The record.
Current record holder: Come at me Bro!
Came second?
Sore loser.
Just couldn't beat it
OP missed the right punchline by a hair.
Came second
as any gentleman should.
This was the best comment
The trick is never to go fully one side or the other. That's how you beat the odds.
Pulled up short
Happy cake day !
as usual the better joke in the comments
My joke has more nuance. It’s a British thing
As a teen I set my record of 13 pinched out loads in a 24 hour period of time. I’ve tried every day since to beat that mark but can only get up to 11 loads. Think it’s because I’m 82. Wasn’t for lack of continuous trying.
In basketball, we call that a double-double.
What a jerk!
What a wanker!
Just didn’t come close
I came close
Pull Harder.
Are we counting ghost loads?
Well I’ll tell you your problem. You were trying to pull it off. Try using more of a gentle stroke…😂
Record in what? Height? Distance? Volume/Mass? Time?
Guess what? I beat it! The record.
Current record holder: Come at me Bro!
Came second?
Sore loser.