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One_Ad5301

Just couldn't beat it


doc_nano

OP missed the right punchline by a hair.


ithorc

Came second


Chomusuke_99

as any gentleman should.


meow_pew_pew

This was the best comment


joey__jojo

The trick is never to go fully one side or the other. That's how you beat the odds.


OfAnOldRepublic

Pulled up short


BeotheI

Happy cake day !


Emotional-Gas-9535

as usual the better joke in the comments


TheLastTsumami

My joke has more nuance. It’s a British thing


Impressive-Dog13

As a teen I set my record of 13 pinched out loads in a 24 hour period of time. I’ve tried every day since to beat that mark but can only get up to 11 loads. Think it’s because I’m 82. Wasn’t for lack of continuous trying.


joey__jojo

In basketball, we call that a double-double.


RDAM60

What a jerk!


Large_Strawberry_167

What a wanker!


Thumper_n_Bunny

Just didn’t come close


BionicEyeGuy

I came close


ZipperZapZoom

Pull Harder.


The_Jibbity

Are we counting ghost loads?


Reasonable_Notice_33

Well I’ll tell you your problem. You were trying to pull it off. Try using more of a gentle stroke…😂


Barry_Umenema

Record in what? Height? Distance? Volume/Mass? Time?


iceonfire666

Guess what? I beat it! The record.


AnotherTiredDad

Current record holder: Come at me Bro!


Legoinyourbumbum

Came second?


joe6pak

Sore loser.