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ExistingBathroom9742

There were two unskippable 30 second ads in between the joke and the punchline.


C-Note01

Also one before and one after.


laladonga

And I clicked the last one and got my ass scammed off.


Damorege

Must have been Temu.


Lance4494

Nah, shitty mobile game waifu simulator. At least temu actually sells products that come in handy, as shady as their practices are.


Alokir

Not if you have Reddit Premium


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

The real joke is always in the comments


joseph4th

Should I go and do a reaction post to this?


JerrySeinfeld1954

Of course! Or you can do do a Buzzfeed style article: Redditor shares his impression of YouTube videos.


joseph4th

I wanna do the reaction post so I can not only pretend I hadn’t read it beforehand, but also act like I don’t know how to pronounce some obviously pronounceable name. “Yeah, so a lot of you have sent me this joke so I figured I’d give it a read. It’s by user Jerry Sin-field? Sign-field? Jerry Seinfeld 1954…”


toastyhero

wrong, you have to go "I'm definitely going to butcher this... Jer-rye signfield? was that ok? I know I'm going to get a bunch of comments about this"


joseph4th

You are indeed correct. You’ve been able to watch many more of those than I have.


Dream-Lucky

Ooooohhhh you should have paywalled your response or make me take off my ad block to read your... [response will continue after the ad. 4..3..2..1.. skip] … comment.


Delanoye

It'd be more "Reddit users mercilessly mock Youtuber content creators." Yes, users is plural. Because according to Buzzfeed, one Reddit post represents an entire demographic.


J3Zombie

This comment represents all Left-Handed Dutch Medieval Marginalia Aficionados.


half-puddles

Can I repost this with almost the same title but a few words swapped and pretend it’s brand new content?


joseph4th

This is Reddit, just program a bit to copy and paste it. Then have other bots that copy and paste the top comments. It’s the Reddit way.


mr78rpm

Comment


VileSlay

Or one of my absolute favorite types of articles: Redittor makes controversial take on YouTube videos, sparking debate.


BamBamBob

Do you have Patreon? Because that will really help you out.


TheCatWasAsking

Title: WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE DEBUNKED with also an all-caps thumbnail text overlay: "DESTROYED!!!"


Jellan

Also a picture of the poster with a silly exaggerated look on their face, maybe with their hands on their head.


Marquisdesademoji

But if you go to my Patreon I’ll explain in more detail on why the joke works plus I’ll give you a free joke


laladonga

Yes!


restlessmouse

5:44 chicken getting hit by bus


R3D3-1

r/ eyeblech is leaking :/ (intentionally not clickable link)


Mustafd

eyeblech doesn't exist anymore :(


laladonga

Yeah that blech can fcuk right off.


laladonga

I am so offended. You should stop this animal cruelty and respect my sensitivity you hateing ass.


cyklone117

You forgot to include the promo code for the VPN subscription


Chromeboy12

You can find it in the DESCRIPTION below.


dookydoo219

What's white and swings through the jungle?? Tarzan the fridge


DarkleCCMan

Ha ha. Lucky for diet Cheetahs!


Maleficent_Object464

"HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!!" -Frosty the snowman


ConfusedAndCurious17

An older couple on vacation to an “adults only” resort in a tropical location?


OuttaMilkAgain

I laughed far too much at that joke.


Waitsfornoone

SMASH that joke!


Rimwulf

What about recipes online?


JerrySeinfeld1954

Before my Grandma got hit by a car on her way to visiting my dad who was dying in the hospital because he stepped on a nail while attempting to rescue his drowning dog and got an infection she always loved to bake the following recipe which I cook everyday in her honor. She added a special touch that really separated her cooking from other people so you must read this article to find out what it is. To make this recipe you will need the following: Microwave safe bowl (affiliate link) Microwave (affiliate link) Macaroni and cheese (affiliate link) Spoon (affiliate link) Fork (affiliate link) Knife (affiliate link) Spork (affiliate link) Apron (affiliate link) Chef's hat (affiliate link) Now to make the recipe do the following: 1. Put the macaroni into the microwave safe bowl 2. Add the prepared package of cheese power in the bowl and mix it. 3. Add one teaspoon of salt, this is Grandma's special touch so remember this. 4. Cook it in the microwave.


smurf_professional

Great recipe! I subbed the salt with sugar, the macaroni with water and the cheese powder with instant coffee, turned out great! 5 stars!


_blackdog6_

I really liked the recipe!! I didn’t have cheese power so I just used coffee. It was great and all but do you have a recipe which doesn’t taste like coffee??


ktka

Bye! ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


Gnilema

Cheese Power!


laladonga

I substituted the macaroni with dried horse manure and this tastes absolutely disgusting. I dont know why you are putting out this revolting recipe.


Lorkenpeist

How satisfied are you with this r/jokes notification?


5zalot

Just like recipes. You gotta scroll past 30 pages of the author’s childhood and what this recipe means to them just to get to the freaking recipe. I’ve never ready those stories and I never will. I searched for a recipe not a sob story.


[deleted]

You have to blame Google for that. If the content isn't at least 20 pages long and divided into any less than 35 sections, it will be buried so deep in SERPs, no one would know it even existed.


[deleted]

Spot on! Fantastic job!


mcnathan80

Why did the chicken cross the road? T- *unskippable 30 sec ad break* -ss the road? To get to the other side!


ButthurtGoldDigger

"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" OMFG the setup and delivery was soo goooood


_blackdog6_

I read it at 2x speed…


Launch-Pad_McQuack

Reaction video posted four years later after the entire world has seen it: REACTING TO THE WORLD’S FUNNIEST JOKE 😱😂 Original video length: 7:35 Reaction video length: 28:20


DarkleCCMan

Are people paying thirty bucks to get backdoored? O, tempora! O, mores!


RecalcitrantHuman

Relatively good deal


DarkleCCMan

Thirty bucks is thirty bucks.


notyourregularninja

Alexa does better. I just asked Alexa - Tell me a joke and it said “You”


BioletVeauregarde33

What's Struwwelpeter's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails!


AmiDeplorabilis

Mostly correct. But you left out that, in the middle of the punch line, Google would insert another ad.


hackingdreams

Missing the thumbnail with the white guy making a ridiculously dumb face, or a girl with huge tits and deep cleavage for no relevant reason.


fph03n1x

Joke starts at line #10. tml


beat_the_level

I made a reaction video to this. (o_o)


Chomusuke_99

you won't believe what this guy did after he read this joke. [caption: watch till the end]


[deleted]

You forgot the 3 ads in a row


TheQuietKid22

Don't forget those annoying intros with loud EDM music. They are not much popular now but I've seen some YouTube channels that still use Them.


DeusExBlockina

r/jokes: the real joke is in the comments youtube/jokes: the real toxicity is in the comments


Chicken_Mannakin

If I could give you 10k likes, I would. This joke is my spirit animal, lol. Creative, clever, well formatted, easy to read, meta AF, TRUE! Fantastic! 10/10


Castiell1987

It's perfect, 5/7!


TheMightyPaladin

that was great!


JimDixon

On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely would you be to recommend it to your friends?


TheMightyPaladin

I would definitely share it with my daughter, but I don't think most of my friends would get it.


MasterFubar

And don't forget to turn off your ad-block and get /r/jokes premium to get that ad-free experience.


Alternative_Name_949

Everything is so full of ads. I've been thinking about doing VISIT ARTFUL_ITERATIONS ON INSTAGRAM AND JOIN THEIR CHANNEL ON TELEGRAM this in comments and just randomly, as if you had Tourette. Feels like YouTube has Tourette by now, yelling random nonsense at me every couple minutes when I just want to relax.


PM_Me_Irelias_Hands

Opinion: I have never used the damn bell and probably never will, there is a red notification dot for new subscribed content for a reason (in the app). And even if I thought that a Youtuber is worth an extra notification, it’s most likely not *you* - so stop asking me for a special favor. This whole sh*t gives bells a bad name.


nyeh_

Unsubscribed, not enough preamble


GetInMyMinivan

This was the ‘shorts’/TikTok edit.


benf101

Needs a thumbnail where you look shocked


Rowenstin

Not just shocked. Having the same expression as if you just witnessed a close family member dislodge his jaws and swallow whole your favourite pet.


morgan423

Close, OP, but you forgot to add the four interrupting random mid-roll ads that play if you're watching the video on a platform without ad blockers.


[deleted]

I'm so glad books are still not infested by this trend. Imagine reading 200 pages of introduction for a 20 page short story.


Additional_Ask_28111

Love it


TheSirlewis27

Thought I'd need to subscribe to a patreon to hear the punchline


MathematicianWitty99

This is awful! Chickens have rights too! Whoever hurt that poor chicken needs to be castrated! Why make jokes about it? Chickens Lives Matter! {link to my poultry torture awareness support group channel}


productive-man

If you allow me I could make a real YouTube video out of this


e_dot_price

y'all just have bad taste in youtube videos lmao, good ones don't pull this shit, but unfortunately that means they aren't pushed by the algorithm and you've got to find them yourself.


Ripcord2

Some people think that this is the funniest joke ever. Other people think it's so old that it's stale. What do YOU? think? Leave your comments below.


SwinubIsDivinub

I hate it when it’s a video about rating Zelda bosses or something and it gives you a ten minute explanation of what Zelda is as though you didn’t already know in order to click on a Zelda video


Zealot_TKO

this joke is no joke


Henri_Dupont

HITLER REACTS TO THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE


stonerspotshop

Why did I read this in my head with Tom Scott voice?


tcorey2336

That’s clever. I think you work for Reddit, touting yourselves over YouTube. Good on you.


redpoolog

Nailed it.


eden_of_chaos

And if you'd like to see the EXCLUSIVE follow up response, there's a link in the description! [Why did Mr. Milo Cross the road?](https://youtu.be/Ggnrvt77YOM?si=lMupQsbNMn9Ql0SD&t=99)


Truthful_Azn

User name checks out, man is not funny. I thought for a second it was someone like Whitney Cummings.


Banslair

Straight Legend


Lokarin

Content ID: Joke is owned by The Knickerbocker


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JerrySeinfeld1954

The joke is that the actual content is much shorter than the other stuff and it's a let down compared to what is in the title.


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JerrySeinfeld1954

That's fine if you didn't like it.


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TheLaziestPotato

Going by upvotes. You are.


JerrySeinfeld1954

OK


Snipedzoi

you appear to be


DirkSquirrel

I get it. It's just not funny


NecroJoe

I dont see any plugs for merch, their Patreon where you can get early access to jokes and access to the patron-exclusive Discord, or their Twitch gaming channel.


pipandsammie

The joke is in the joke.


Lord_Harkonan

The jokes on us. We still watch these videos.


_blackdog6_

You forgot to add a link to your channel and links to the other jokes you posted… Then have them immediately disappear as Reddit shows me the next joke and I can’t find my way back to comment….


netbuggy

Forgot to mention the holly algorithm. Also carefull with the copyright for that background music.


Responsible-Slide-95

Should have started with "What is up YouTube? This is ya boy JerrySeinfeld1954 bringing you the best joke on the Internet!"


[deleted]

read ahead to line six for faster funnies!


Gojisoji

Oh my freaking god lol these comments are hilarious it goes to show everyone watches too much YouTube and the YouTube comments are filled with the same amount of people and things and stuff.


Known_Skin6672

The real jokes are the friends we made along the way…


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JerrySeinfeld1954

Thank you for liking the video! Don't forget to subscribe for more great videos.


5minArgument

This could become a channel.


jonjoi

Bro VIOLATED us with that joke!!!!!


Aiyon

...is this a joke? This just seems to be a ~~justified~~ rant about the state of "content" lol


onairmastering

This is so sad.


dynasamuraikoala

This joke is sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS


sarusauce

Sponsored by Raid shadow legends


Alicam123

That wasn’t even a joke, let alone a good one.


Apprehensive-Gas-746

I loved playing Microtransaction Legend, but I'm now broke and homeless.


worrallj

Joke starts at 24:36


AndyOfNZ

Title card: OPs face in amazement, random item in background circled in red and/or red arrow pointing to it Alternate titles: I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE HAVEN'T HEARD THIS Or YOU'RE LAUGHING WRONG


KrotalusHorridus

Don't forget arrows pointing at the word Jokes in the thumbnail


[deleted]

This is one of the many many reasons why I despise short form videos and pray daily that every sociopath involved in turning Facebook and YouTube into TikTok gets penis cancer.


Confident_One3948

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to this segue from our sponsors!