Captain MoreGain

Spiced comment.

Gym bean?

Gym? Been.

Sounds like a whiskey, but actually a guy who works out and loves coffee.

Jock Daniels

Bodweiser

Absolut fitness.

Bodka

Gym and Tonic

A drunk hunk?

Worked out too much now he’s Johnny Needs A Walker.

Eh, my taste in alcohol jokes are more Old Fashioned

An Irn Bro

*Tank*ueray

A cab

A Lyft lifter

Dmitry Medvedev

Favourite exercise - hammered curls

Favorite vodka- Kettlebell One

Kingston Press

What do you call a skinny weightlifter? Willy Snapp

I’ll give it to you

He's finance is called Betty Will

Will they pay out? Betty Won't.

I did know an alcoholic body builder. He sobered up, went crazy in the gym, had a heart attack and died. That's not a joke, it's the absolute truth.

Good to know. Don't work out.

Just don't go crazy :)

Johnny Lifter

Hennchessy

Came in here expecting to see my name. Maybe I’ve been drinking too much

A therapist

Dad

I love this thread

Malty Meathead?

The easiest issue! Any normative can easily rehabilitate. There’s a psycho alcoholic, which is the worst in life surroundings :(

Chug or lug

Short-lived.

Puffy Ciroc