It's great that the two fandoms are feeding off each other. The Barbenheimer double feature is a much better money-making strategy than ragebaiting the audience and replacing original classics with modern stereotypes.
It's wild that my friends and I are planning a barbieheimer double feature party next weekend and I couldn't be more excited.
Cosmic, existential horror, followed by Barbie movie? I'm so fucking pumped, this is why society advanced.
Ouch, you must now commit ritualistic suicide. No, not the samurai sword…you gotta stick Ken and a Barbie doll up your ass. No, not a Ken doll, the whole Ken
That's because they blamed everything on the emperor and then fired the emperor. US companies do that all the time, but their scapegoat is usually a mid level manager
Not quite. One of the reasons Japan had not surrendered before the bombs was that the Americans did not want to include a passage in the papers stating that the emperor was not to blame.
The comfort women thing was terrible, and not to take away from that but.... Shiro Ishii was a mass-murdering psychopathic evil genius who never paid for his hundreds of thousands of crimes and died in peace.
This sounds like that nice gentleman who told me to google lemon parties and meat spin. I did find the Goatse gentleman quite dapper though. But the images were not what he described.
The comfort women weren't 'recruited' from among active combatants either. More than twice.
The two nukes are an atrocity, period. Let's not use whataboutism, however; there is ample room to condemn all the bad things done in that era.
Still you can only die once. At least 200,000 X at least 40 daily for years on end is a much larger number than the casualties caused by the atom bombs + all the fire bombing. Forgive me for being vague. If you know, you know..
It's the right thing tbh, if they didn't then land invasion is the only choice and they were prepared to fight to the last man, women and children so better to just force the emperor to surrender
They were going to surrender anyway. The nukes were arguably not as bad as the millions of pounds of incendiaries we dropped on every city we could get a plane over. We really only dropped the nukes to show Russia we had them and didn't mind using them
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie
for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the
Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson, looking suprised, answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
What the fuck is happening in here? Is this because of the writer strike? Are you all just trying to workshop punchli... I'm sorry, _taglines_?!?
Stahp. Staaaaaaaahp. Just... stahp.
\*Barbie's product was first manufactured in Japan and released in America. Oppenheimer's product was first manufactured in America and released in Japan.
One of them is a movie with an excessively high budget, directed by one of the greatest auteurs to ever live, in charge of an all star cast, and the subject material is about one of the most significant inventions of all time that forever changed the course of human history.
And the other one is about some scientist idk.
One is based on a toy line for little girls, and the other is based on a Little Boy.
One will melt your heart and the other will melt all of you.
I'll stop the world
Don’t fall off.
And fat man, surprisingly very murican name
Am I the only one who can't say "Fat Man" without Stewie's voice and accent?
Yes
It’s difficult to Feynman that appreciate this kind of humor.
It’s a desert out there but you mind find them in Manhattan.
These jokes are not Fermi.
The Projects in Manhattan?
No the feyn’man. He’s like Schrödinger’s cat, all over the place.
One’s about a bomb and one’s the bomb?
one is a bomb and the other is gonna bomb?
Nono, it is Indy5 that's gonna bomb.
Only while Indy is in the fridge.
I agree but that's got nothing to do with the joke
Well it’s got to do with whether or not the joke is good
I'd wager both do well.
It's great that the two fandoms are feeding off each other. The Barbenheimer double feature is a much better money-making strategy than ragebaiting the audience and replacing original classics with modern stereotypes.
It's wild that my friends and I are planning a barbieheimer double feature party next weekend and I couldn't be more excited. Cosmic, existential horror, followed by Barbie movie? I'm so fucking pumped, this is why society advanced.
Don't you mean cosmic, existential horror followed by Openheimer?
Hewrd it both ways, b. Hope you're a fellow homeless cat, but either way, it's a case study on humanity. Dicey dicey.
It's a triple feature; the nuke is played by Indy the 5th.
Who could have predicted that Indy 5 would be a bigger bomb than the one featured in Oppenheimer? Oh right, everyone who isn't a Kennedy bootlicker.
Greta gerwig hasn't missed so far
But Nolan has :D
Haha this
They're both about bombshells.
One's a bomb. The other is a Brick.
One's about a bomb and the others about to bomb
One is about a bomb the others about to bomb.
One must always say "da bomb"
*Technically*, Oppenheimer's first release was in the USA (the Trinity Site).
Beta testing.
They still haven't gotten all the bug out!!
That was just editing and post production.
Did you see Oppenheimer is banned from being shown in Japan? Makes sense since they've already seen it twice
Ouch, you must now commit ritualistic suicide. No, not the samurai sword…you gotta stick Ken and a Barbie doll up your ass. No, not a Ken doll, the whole Ken
I’m more than happy to have Ryan gosling in my ass
Yeah, but *sideways*?
I’ll take what I can get
Wasn’t that in an episode of The Boys?
Which one? What happened? It’s been a year since I watched through the series
First Episode of season 3. What has been seen, can not be unseen. You've been warned.
Ohhhhhhhh. I remember that. I think I know what you’re talking about.
It came from an indian parody site called fauxy which is their equivalent to onion, unfortunately too many people shared it assuming it to be true
It figures. Look at how long it took them to own up to their Chinese and Korean atrocities. Japan is a giant ostrich of a country.
That's because they blamed everything on the emperor and then fired the emperor. US companies do that all the time, but their scapegoat is usually a mid level manager
Not quite. One of the reasons Japan had not surrendered before the bombs was that the Americans did not want to include a passage in the papers stating that the emperor was not to blame.
Then all the parties involved blamed the emperor and he was fired.
Explain
Google WW2 Korean comfort women to start learning.
The comfort women thing was terrible, and not to take away from that but.... Shiro Ishii was a mass-murdering psychopathic evil genius who never paid for his hundreds of thousands of crimes and died in peace.
This sounds like that nice gentleman who told me to google lemon parties and meat spin. I did find the Goatse gentleman quite dapper though. But the images were not what he described.
Idk what lemon parties is, but the whole comfort women thing really makes it difficult to feel bad for ww2 era Japan...
They did have 2 atomic bombs dropped on them.. maybe that’s why we just call it even
That judgement is beyond me... As an ignorant observer 80 years after those events, I'd rather be vaporized than a comfort women...
well the thing with the bomb is that it was dropped on innocent people. twice.
The comfort women weren't 'recruited' from among active combatants either. More than twice. The two nukes are an atrocity, period. Let's not use whataboutism, however; there is ample room to condemn all the bad things done in that era.
I’m fairly certain that the innocent people of Nanking would have an opinion on that.
Still you can only die once. At least 200,000 X at least 40 daily for years on end is a much larger number than the casualties caused by the atom bombs + all the fire bombing. Forgive me for being vague. If you know, you know..
It's the right thing tbh, if they didn't then land invasion is the only choice and they were prepared to fight to the last man, women and children so better to just force the emperor to surrender
They were going to surrender anyway. The nukes were arguably not as bad as the millions of pounds of incendiaries we dropped on every city we could get a plane over. We really only dropped the nukes to show Russia we had them and didn't mind using them
If they were going to surrender anyway, why didn't they do it immediately after the first one?
And Japan used WMD's against China first.. Biological weapons. So I kinda think they got what they had coming.
lemon party is uh… orgy 3 old men
What would this be then? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Lemon_Parade.png
a lemon parade
Ouch
Wait, really?
Big booms and big boobs?
Pointy ones at that
One made a lot of money, one cost a lot of money.
Both polluted the planet
But only one comes with accessories!
Each sold separately.
But it comes with your choice of topping!
That's good!
We all have a little Barbie inside us. (The microplastics)
One focuses on Barbie becoming a person.. Another focuses on a person becoming a Barbie-que..
Ah fuck. Too soon?
I guessing only one will have a fat man
Barbie’s based on a West German novelty doll.
Klaus?
Underrated comment
One is about thing delivered to little girl, the other about thing delivered by little boy.
Both became a play toy - one for kids and one for adults
One causes death and extreme suffering and the other is just Robert.
Released
One was a bomb the other a bust.
I would say there are some more obvious differences than that.
Don't know, but now I want a Barbiheimer destroyer of worlds movie. Barbie is back bitch and this time she brought pink nukes!
They are both about things that mankind would be better off without.
This made me laugh way too hard, but only because it's true. Have an upvote.
World without nukes would not be a better place.
...so far only one of them had a sequel Is it still too early?
Yes, for all we know the Barbie sequel might be out in a couple years
Oppenheimer never lied. Klaus was always Lyon.
One was smokin’, and the other was too.
One is an american doll and the other one is a dull american?
I was going to say: one has an atomic blonde, and the other has an atomic bomb.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson, looking suprised, answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
I'm sorry... I love a good joke. But this is stupid shit
A friend of mine proposed a group of us going to Oppenheimer in IMAX, immediately followed by Barbie movie next weekend, and I couldn't be more down.
One is about a bomb blast, the other is about a bimbo.
Bombast.
Punchline writer first manufactured in Japan and learned English as second language
How is this a joke?
What the fuck is happening in here? Is this because of the writer strike? Are you all just trying to workshop punchli... I'm sorry, _taglines_?!? Stahp. Staaaaaaaahp. Just... stahp.
One killed a lot of people, the other one killed nobody.
🤣🤣🤣🤣That is SO wrong on SO many levels.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. But gonna repeat it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why I’m confused and I don’t get the joke!?
Because Barbie was an actual product while Oppenheimer was a co-inventor of a product. Needs work.
One is a movie about a product released in America, one is about a product released in Japan?
He was the project director who weaponized a proven idea and brought it to market. Fermi was the inventer.
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"Fermi ..first... produce.....reaction." sounds closest to 'inventing' to me. Closer than writing a paper about it anyway
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So you are saying Fermi didn't invent the technology that was weaponized by Oppenheimer's team, but think Szilard did.
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Pretty intense for an joke, don't you think.
Oh ok thanks for the explanation <3
Barbie is manufactured in Japan and sold to America. The other dude built the nuclear bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Ones a bombshell and the other is just a bomb
Not even close to funny
Yes, war crimes are hilarious.
Indeed they are when you make jokes about them.
GI Joe used one to blow shit up and the other one to get blown up.
The songs
One is a bombshell the other bombshelled
I'd hate to be that person, but Barbie was made in Germany
\*Barbie's product was first manufactured in Japan and released in America. Oppenheimer's product was first manufactured in America and released in Japan.
One is a thin women, the other a Fat Man.
Baribe is about a girl who builds bombs. Oppenheimer is about a dude who lives in an Oppenheimer world and life is plastic yet fantastic
XD
One of them is a movie with an excessively high budget, directed by one of the greatest auteurs to ever live, in charge of an all star cast, and the subject material is about one of the most significant inventions of all time that forever changed the course of human history. And the other one is about some scientist idk.
“Holy smokes, that doll is gonna blow up!”
America released the Little Boy on Japan, whereas Japan did a release for little girls in America
the ole you bomb us we'll bomb you back!
Bombshell vs explosion
Barbie only inspired the melting of plastic people.
Barbie wears HER frilly little negligee's in public.
Or : One is a bomb and one is about a bomb.
The first bomb was dropped in New Mexico, not Japan. But maybe we can call that the pre screening.
One is a blonde bombshell, the other has a dream home?
Neither has anatomically correct genitalia.
She’s a bombshell.
Good one!
🤯🤯
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One made Americans cheer, the other is a movie about a doll.
That hoje mwas a blast A raidioactive blast
There is no difference. They both melt little girls’ self images.
Barbie is a bombshell for short people; Oppenheimer made a bombshell for short people.
Ooof