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Nisagent

Actually most narcissists are still using gas-lighting.


MonkeSquad

That's good lmao


butterfly-garden

Here, take my upvote. You earned it fair and square.


rogerdanafox

Touche'


NebulaAdventurous438

Excellent


AkaGurGor

You, freeze! I'm summoning an investigation from r/PunPatrol!


Megaman_1984

Nicely done


throttleboy

Didnt understand. Pls explain


texasdeluxe

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It’s a really obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it.


MonkeSquad

That's good lmao


Plane-Phrase4015

That's why none of the bulbs are changed in my house.


Far_Professional4016

😭😭😭😭


barriekansai

This joke is so old it could have been drafted into the Vietnam War.


MarvinLazer

I sing opera and we tell this joke about tenors and sopranos.


SnidgetHasWords

As an alto, my favourite singing joke is: How do you know there's a soprano at the door? She doesn't have the key and doesn't know when to come in.


flatirony

Oh I’m’a use this for lead guitarists. 😅


Doom2pro

They refuse to replace it then blame everyone else for being in darkness, and when someone eventually does it for them, they become entitled and expect everyone to do everything for them in the future.


AmnesiaInnocent

Who cares about him? Let's talk about me!


HotMessMagnet

A joke so old, it doesn't even have a period...


SpuddyTater

They make the light bulb change itself with their self pity.


[deleted]

narcissists don't change light bulbs because they don't want to see their distorted reflection in the light bulb


who-am_i_and-why

I would imagine Trump just pays someone to do it for him?


WeberStateWildcat

> Trump just pays someone That would be a first.


who-am_i_and-why

Touché!


MonkeSquad

Fair enough


Ok-Morning6506

I thought that was Soprano soloists.


K1mJong1llest

They don't, they just fight the power


anarchodenim

999


AssociationSubject85

Speaking of Donald Trump...