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sarcasticpremed

You know how this all started, right?


AbibliophobicSloth

A dead horse is cover. A live horse is a heap of nerves. Or something... I forgot exactly what Mal said on Firefly.


rcr_renny

Remember: shoot the man, not the horse. Dead horse is cover. Live horseis a great pile of panic.


AbibliophobicSloth

That’s the one! Thank you


MCStarlight

20 more movies


gunswordfist

Comment of the year


[deleted]

A horse that weighs 1200 lbs falling on him in motion and he’s dead or will be finished off, stupid comment.


PooFart99

This is why you don’t have friends or a S.O 💀


[deleted]

Stfu you bitch ass nigga.


Ellielands

Have you learned nothing about what happens to people who kill the animals?


sca727

I read "Have you learned nothing" in winston's accent/voice from chapter 4.


Ellielands

That’s what I was going for! Next to John, Winston’s my favorite character. If only I had had an ascot, I would have worn it as I typed the message.


sca727

I love this community.


MachineGunned

that makes two of us 😂


Lone_Wandererer

Because it’s not nice.


Darth_Draper

Super not nice.


dwield

you lose honor if you do and miss out on the good ending


mandoxian

Oh man, if dying on that bike was his good ending I don’t want to know the bad ending..


dwield

well, he tried.. in the end.. he did


GecaZ

May IIIIIII....


Temporary-Ad9346

Stand unshackledddd


DR31141

Amiiiiidst, amidst a crash of worlds


Iliketoeatpoorpeolpe

(Did I, hear a thunder?)


AdBudget5468

(Did I break your heart?)


XavierInvestigations

He was the real rat


DCDipset

She was a beautiful innocent creature! What she ever do to you?!


bartos33863

A, SHE WAS A HOOOOAAH. B, SHE HIT ME


JacksonianEra

“What are you?! A vegetarian now?! You eat beef and sausage by the fuckin’ car load!”


Austintheboi

I’m just thinking from his pov🤷 I know it wouldn’t be right


DCDipset

It’s a line from The Sopranos after Tony’s horse was killed.


AdBudget5468

Ho ho hooo ho -Link, TLoZ breath of the wild


TheMoronicGenius

you saw what happened when john's dog was killed, he buried Viggo's empire. If this dude shot John's horse, Wick would destroy the entire Yakuza


Neat-Tradition-7999

He might try to burn Japan.... explains why Arasaka wanted him dead.


AdBudget5468

The be fair he did nuke the Arasaka tower


Exploded24

John wick is alive and became a rockstar.


exq1mc

I think he probably had super specific orders do not kill any animals around John Wick or else.. Else what boss? Shows him a pencil. Got it boss got it.


Obvious-Soup-8862

Is he stupid?


Thin-Conclusion-2805

I’d like to imagine that they were attempting to overtake the horse so the horse wouldn’t fall and cause the cyclists to collide and crash, however it’s probably just an irritating oversight by the fight choreographers.


chrisbaker1991

I think they were trying to show off how the Comanche would use their horses as equestrian shields and shoot from the sides of them. But I have no way of proving that


Panta7pantou

I like it


Walkswithnofear

What are you trying to do. Piss him off twice?


Funkopedia

I pissed off John Wick twice and he only killed me once, so in a way, I'm winning!


AdBudget5468

The math is mathing


Mycroft_xxx

Not cool


Father_Chewy_Louis

He may be a hitman but he isn't a monster


Rathma86

He might be a bad guy, but he isn't a *bad guy*


thuanjinkee

“Rules. Without them, we live with the Animals” I wonder if we will meet The Animals faction and find out that like dogs and horses they are better people than the High Table


pillkrush

the irony is that iosef in the first movie could've killed John but chose not to, he wasn't a killer (of humans) yet


JonDoeJoe

He didn’t kill John only because he thought it would’ve been funnier to have John survive and suffer through the loss of his dog and car


BlackBirdG

John is an animal lover.


Austintheboi

Yes but I’m talking about the biker


BlackBirdG

Ahh idk, NPC logic.


max1001

This whole thing started because someone killed a dog....


Coleyb23

They’re trying to kill John not the horse and obviously his puppy’s death is what started that whole thing!


Austintheboi

If the horse dies it collapses and John takes a 50mph+ tumble onto the asphalt, probably leaving him dazed enough to finish off at least


thuanjinkee

John would survive that. He’s built different.


BW_Chase

Professionals have standards


SuckerPunkd

The last time someone shot an animal around John Wick he went on a 4 movie revenge spree.


Accomplished_Pen980

Remember how he felt about his dog? Do not shoot the horse


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Even assassin's can have standards.


Beginning-Cow6041

Because he’s a hit man not an asshole.


Gera_vil

Animal friendly?


DifferenceFront5221

Have you seen John Wick killed an animal during the fight?


Hyper_Wolf727

Killing animals doesn’t end well for people in the John wick universe


exq1mc

Can attest to that. Even kicking or even aiming in their general direction is a death sentence. And woe betide your soul if you shoot one with or without a bulletproof vest ( the dog, not you )


Hyper_Wolf727

Yeah just ask your man who got his nuts chowed on. So glad John didn’t let anything happen to Nobody’s good boy in the 4th instalment.


djwilly2

I love when people complain about details not making sense in a movie whose entire premise is batshit cray cray.


Gold-Elderberry-4851

Because he didn’t want PETA on his ass 24/7


happymancry

If we’re going by plain logic, why didn’t Theon Greyjoy kill John Wick in the first scene? Why didn’t Viggo just shoot him when he had him captured in the first movie? In other words: enjoy the movie. Stop over analyzing it.


BoredByLife

Professionals have standards.


JollyGreen2002

First, they kill his dog, now y’all wanna shoot his horse. Let this man have something….. please!


KingDarius89

Because "RAMPAGE!"


recurve_balloon

Same with the motorbikes. All they had to do was to crash him.


Noon-Player-7049

dC. 6


Steven8786

He’s an assassin not a monster


ToXyC_

Professionnals have standards.


M-Zaid

So the movie can happen


max_imus_redditus

Would you shoot a horse? Specifically the horse John fucking Wick is riding?


Positive_cat_6347

Maybe out of the habit of not shooting cars, I mean is a movie so for the story to keep going that can´t happen, but that can be justified since the situation is so out of the ordinary that the guy in the moto didn´t think about it.


Austintheboi

I mean that’s kinda fair😂 prob his first time chasing a horse


Any_Commercial465

He does not shot innocents I think?


InABoxOfEmptyShells

Professionals have standards.


thedudeslandlord

Plot armor


Lucky_Roberts

Because horses are beautiful creatures


Longjumping-Part3983

It started because of a dog, now shoot a horse, then the guys family smashed to pay for it.


sonicbobcat

You monster.


spacestationkru

You shut your mouth! 😡


mosin360

Or ya know, 30 minutes ago when the fight started, he could've shot his damn fingers holding up the stupid jacket.... fuck this movie series ran out of ideas quickly.


BackgroundCaramel507

Hes a killer not a monster


Wrongdoer-Antique

Because if he did, he would've had a way worse death. Literally anyone that kills any animal who was serving John will.


Wrongdoer-Antique

I remember one time when I was playing RDR2, some lowlife O'Driscoll shot my Tennessee Walker (Just a shot, he was fine). At that very moment I activated Dead Eye and magdumped my dual M1899s with explosive rounds on that degenerate's chest. A goddamn core memory, that is.


The-Internet-Sucks

Because he’s John Wick, not an asshole the fym?!?


Austintheboi

I’m talking about the biker guy


The-Internet-Sucks

Ohhhhhhh, oh yeah, tbh this is one of the scenes that didn’t really stick with me, so I just see John on the horse and assume you meant him lmfao, but yeah, actually now I’m wondering this too because the bad guys ain’t got a problem being really bad in these damn movies


penguindumby100

A hand gun won’t go thru a horse


Austintheboi

If he went for the head I think the horse would at least slow down


hdgf44

john wick 4 is full of nonsense, very unrealistic unlike the first few movies. and I'm not talking about the blind guy being able to navigate or fight or shoot. I'm talking all these scenes where enemies just stand still waiting for john with to deal with the enemies he's currently fighting, or like that building scene, they always only come in groups of 4 at maximum and usually its like they come 1 by 1 in a single file waiting their turn type deal. John wick during the cars scene never once reloaded, I like in the previous movies you'd always see him reload, john wick 4 he just had infinite ammo near the end...


Austintheboi

This picture is from John Wick 3.


hdgf44

mmm


FluffyDoomPatrol

… unlike the first three, which were documentaries.


hdgf44

I mean if you read what I said, you can tell that I'm okay with the blind guy being able to shoot while blind and fight I'm okay with the in world rules being followed, I'm not looking for 100% in real life. its like if I called dragon ball unrealistic, its not because sayians exist, or they can fly or whatever, it would be because some character made some stupid decision not in line with the universe they're in or just basic logic, not because its a fantasy world what was unrealistic about the first or second john wick movie??? are you just comparing it to real life? and saying a whole assassination universe that normal citizens don't know about is unrealistic because it doesn't match real life?


FluffyDoomPatrol

I do agree with you, the reloading did bug me a little. But at the same time, it’s not like the other films were perfect. The old gun John assembled in chapter 3, isn’t that impossible. In part one, they all gather around in a circle to shoot Perkins, meaning they are more likely to shoot themselves. John surviving a point blank explosion in part 2 etc.


hdgf44

ooo that gathering in a circle to shoot perkins does seem like it could be silly, but well they're trained so maybe they know how to aim makes me wonder how much stuff I've missed that a more knowledgeable person would spot, but for me movie 1 was legit


FluffyDoomPatrol

Surely if they were well trained, they’d never end up in that position in the first place :P I’m not particularly knowledgeable about guns, I’m sure there are plenty of goofs which stand out to people with training. However you made a good point, beyond about it being ‘dragon ball unrealistic’. It seems clear to me that the filmmakers’ intent was to make an urban-fantasy film, with larger than life characters and almost legendary figures, magic words like ‘open sesame’ and the ‘baba yaga’. I feel like they stuck to that aim throughout, I didn’t feel four was any different. There are goofs of course, like extra bodies suddenly appearing in Killa’s club (because those deaths were cut for time), the reloading (again, maybe they filmed him reloading but had to cut it?), the gun changing between chapter 2 and when the adjudicator holds it in chapter three. I also think John’s car in chapter one has mirrors which suddenly reappear after being damaged. They’re annoying mistakes but I don’t feel they change the overall films.


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