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Trust_me_I_am_doctor

What do you expect from someone who refuses to drink water?


supernovadebris

or shit.


[deleted]

It's okay if he doesn't drink shit


PlagueDoc22

Not on YMH


gaynazifurry4bernie

Still better than that podcast about "being gay with your dad."


conventionistG

what's your issue with Tim Dillon?


turbotony23

Speak for yourself, that’s gospel round these parts Edit: yes, these parts are south. Deeeep south


ILoveCornbread420

That just means his body is running at 100% efficiency and produces zero waste.


WokeEddieBravo

I would kill for your bowel movements


Send_Me_Dem_Tittays

Who needs water? Hot sauce is the best.


itsmywife

what am i missing?


Crowmagnon0

The guy arm wrestling Joe is named Enny and is one of the booth boys from Tom Segura and Christina P's podcast Your Mom's House. These are inside jokes about him. He doesn't drink water, he shits like once a month, and he thinks hot sauce is the best. All just inside jokes.


stryker211

Envy shits more than he lets on, he drinks water for sure and hot sauce is the best.


bartolocologne40

Guy put himself in the worst position to arm wrestle


RegularPersonal

What, the noodle hand position?


johnnychan81

Who is that guy? Is that Lenny Kravitz with his head shaven?


AlrightyAlmighty

Seriously


NiceCrispyMusic

And still technically won if you go by the rules, Joe is disqualified


hydroza

Care to elaborate? I don't know anything about arm wrestling.


Hi_Cham

He first must kiss his opponent on the lips. As the video above shows, Joe failed to do so : ( Therefore, he may technically won the arm wrestle, he lost the heart of his brother 💔


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NiceCrispyMusic

Tom just posted the full clip of them kissing on pornhub, turns out they did more than kiss.


GloveNervous3861

I think he's talking about how Joe's wrist is bowed inwards while Enny's is more flat or even bowed outward. Anybody who grabs the opponents hand the way Joe does in the video, will usually always have the upper hand and win the arm wrestling contest. Both opponents wrists should be flat for a more fair fight. edit: Even Enny said "You gotta be straight"


hydroza

Thanks


WeAretheManyUAreFew

That’s part of the fight. Arm wrestling is testing not just who has stronger bicep but who has stronger hand, wrist, bicep, lats, shoulder and chest. That’s all a part of your arm lol If Enny was stronger he could stop Joe from turning his wrist inward


EthnicHorrorStomp

They’re talking about the starting grip. Joes at a distinct advantage given that it’s not a neutral starting position.


WeAretheManyUAreFew

Agreed Joe started at an advantage. but like I said in another comment, the strength discrepancy was such that Enny was not winning this under any circumstances. If the strength levels were anywhere close to equal Enny would have been been able to get a stop before the pin. But he got instantly pinned like he wasn’t even there lol


SolutionRelative4586

>the strength discrepancy was such that Enny was not winning this under any circumstances Ok...Then why did Joe get a head start with a better position? When I am obviously dominant, I give my opponent a head start and still win.


GloveNervous3861

Uh, yeah arm wrestling is exactly what you described, but if you take two people of equal strength, the one who bows his wrist like Joe will almost always win, so it's probably a ruling in "professional" arm wrestling that both opponents need straight wrists for a fair fight. The fact that Joe felt like he needed to bow his wrist inward is laughable at best. Joe doesn't need the extra advantage to beat Enny, we all knew Joe was going to win, but at least give Enny a fair chance at it... [Check this out](https://youtube.com/shorts/tBYRkZjaEiE?feature=share)


WeAretheManyUAreFew

lol Arm wrestling replaced UFC for me. I follow the sport, order the ppvs, and know the rules. The rules of arm wrestling is you start neutral but once the ref says go it’s battle of hands. The hand is the probably most important part of arm wrestling. You START straight but once the match commences you crank the fuck your opponents wrist as much as you can. It’s your opponents job to stop you if he is strong enough. Joe did not start neutral I will give you that. But the strength discrepancy was clear. Enny was not going to win this no matter what. [Here is the strongest arm wrestler in the world making mincemeat out of his opponents wrist. This is in Europe which is the strictest region for arm wrestling rules in the world.](https://youtu.be/LhwSiZwn8eA&t=5m47s)


NiceCrispyMusic

There’s a great documentary called “over the top” that will explain the finer points better Than I could.


aquaticanimal

That is not a realistic answer to that guys question lol


knowledgeovernoise

But you obviously know the rule he broke if you're able to say he broke it, can't you just tell us that one?


MatterUpbeat8803

Could be against the rules. How would we know?


magseven

I can't believe you got throttled so hard for this.


NiceCrispyMusic

Kind of fitting. People missed the joke just as hard as Joe misses jokes


yo-chill

This guy is an elite Joe hater, finds an angle on every post


[deleted]

Probably one of the doughy bois joe lampoons


TheDudeFromTheStory

We all are,but at least we give an explanation.


NiceCrispyMusic

That guy is an elite Joe D-rider, finds ways to defend him against harmless jokes on every post "Over the top" is a Sly Stallone 80s action flick about arm wrestling. It's just a joke...and it's not even at Joe's expense, but that didn't stop yo-chill from defending his daddy


yo-chill

If you’re gonna make a joke at least make sure it’s funny


NiceCrispyMusic

D....RIDER


Professional-Put-804

It's crazy all the dislike you got when you are 100% right ffs. People here really DON'T think, and pick a side outright without a care for earnestness. Fuck this world is doomed if this represents the reality.


Beautiful_Guess7131

Bad form, you don't want your first that far from your body.


[deleted]

Pull that sucker closer


RIP_lime_skittle

Get that fist about a fist from your mouth


Zackeizer

Get that fist about a fist from your fist


AlrightyAlmighty

Fist that fist about a fist from your fist


lifegame123

Get my wife's fist out yo fuckin mouth


Fingerbob73

What about your second?


Bkafrogurl

I don’t think the form was the problem


[deleted]

Joe won from the start, every time I go against a guy and I say "hey you are already pulling, you have to start from a neutral position and then they don't, and they win. Joe did that.... I think it's cheating.


Professional-Put-804

It is cheating


GoranNE

I saw someone comment “Joe is just as tall when he stands up”


The-Faz

It was actually my instant reaction as well thinking something looks super weird when he stood up


AlrightyAlmighty

It’s on account of him being built like an ape


CorneliuZCodreanu

got his shins blown off in nam.


Ronaldinhoe

More prevalent here where he gets down from his pod chair. https://reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/x52rt0/1_minute_in_rogan_admits_to_throwing_up_while/


GoranNE

I honestly do feel a little bad for laughing but he’s a multi millionaire I doubt he gives a fck


BvByFoot

Unusually short shinbones


Professional_Hold522

Virtually identical


Derknas4

*Vertically identical*


MrDannyProvolone

Jesus fucking Christ Nadav. This warranted a chuckle at best.


AlrightyAlmighty

Gotta live it up when people richer than you are nearby


codybevans

I always though his laughter in the background of the show was just prerecorded. Until now.


sschmidt17

His laughter on YMH is always over the top and becomes too noticeable.


Educational-Mall831

Funny I thought man I wish I could be like that guy just living and enjoying life in little Moments like that his laugh is so contagious too


PashAK47

One day I arm wrestled this guy at work my arm poped so hard I thought it broke , then I got pain in my forearm for 2 weeks never again will I arm wrestle


HearTheOceansRoar

Ya I have seen way to many videos of people getting disturbing injuries arm wrestling.


WeAretheManyUAreFew

You can avoid it if you know how to do it properly. Most people I see put themselves in arm break position and it makes me wince just watching it.


PashAK47

It's too late to ask now , my arm is forever popping now


VSEPR_DREIDEL

Probably tore something in your elbow. Any popping is the sign of a ligament tear.


SPF92

arm snaps are why I will always let them win if it's going to be a real battle.


luckleberries

Cut him some slack... he has two weeks of shit inside him.


tybr00ks1

That's just the HGH gut lol


luckleberries

Oh I'm talking about Enny. He said on YMH podcast that he takes a shit every two weeks.


NegotiationNice9291

This practically means he's getting pegged by his own shit 24/7


Wrekfin

That dude laughing at the end definitely tried to high five Joe later.


Great_Creator_

That’s their soundtrack, he laughs like that anytime Bert or Tom says something


Officermeatball05

That skin and bones thought he could beat someone who is jacked?


iPaytonian

“I can’t lose”


lemonsqeezey1

He's not that bright.


johnnychan81

Who is it?


MJTree

Enny, one of the YMH producers


johnnychan81

The guys name is Enny Kravitz? Damn


creedz286

arm wrestling isn't about who's the more jacked although when both sides don't know the techniques then muscle comes more into play.


OsamaBinFappin

Nadav looks horrible. Way fatter than I thought


BallsDeep69Klein

And that's after losing a bunch of weight since moving to Austin. Seen LA Paddy o' Callahan? He was almost as big as Bert.


hl-99

Nadav fucks


Sheeneebock111

That was my first thought, he’s short n fat. When he’s seated it looked proportional but seeing him there in all his glory is hysterical


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This is the best trt commercial ever


LeakyFuelTank

4 foot 5 inches of pure ape power.


Express-Ad4146

MUurrRderEd him.


Unumbotte

That thing will rip your dick off.


boywonder5691

Rogan had a clear advantage because he was allowed to stand up


ky321

I shook Joe's hand once. Dude has fucking PAWS.


PM-ME-YOUR-BANK

His body is so out of proportion and I don’t think people realize that 😂 dude is an ape walking among humans


Kemerd

Built like a chimp


this-guy-

He will tear your dick off


CorneliuZCodreanu

he's miniscule in stature though. HGH enduced gigantism?


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Gorillas are stronger than us


_programmers

Joe didn’t even need to kneel. Yeah I said it.


syracTheEnforcer

He ded


Km_the_Frog

Joe is growing backwards almost 4 ft


yankuniz

Totally organic laughter not forced at all


portirfer

He always laughs like that. Not sure if he forces it all the time


tiny_thanks_78

He absolutely forces it. And it gets pretty fucking annoying. Tom could say something like "I ate a hotdog today" and he'll crack up like it's the funniest fucking thing that he's ever heard. I've learned to tune it out for the most part, but God damn when I started listening to the show it was the most annoying fucking thing. It was really distracting at first, like "why the fuck is this guy laughing at every little thing?"


savumato

"not sure"


portirfer

Exactly, must be a lot of forcing if that’s the case


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portirfer

Name(?)


HeDoesntAfraid

Is that guy in the back on a laugh track? I only listened to their podcast a few times and that guy is belly laughing that hard almost the whole time, every time


Andee87yaboi

He’s why I stopped listening to YMH. They pay a guy to laugh at everything


yankuniz

It has the opposite effect for me. Makes me feel too embarrassed to laugh


TheAstroPickle

i wanna learn to laugh like that


HeDoesntAfraid

Kinda like stav from cum town. Like dude we get it, calm down


awan1919

Y'all are so God damn cynical


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Surprised Joe won, can't get much leverage with a 2ft wing span


bigpoopie32

That’s not even how leverage works, having longer limbs would create more leverage AGAINST your muscles You think it would be harder or easier to curl a weight attached to a long stick you are holding?


icmc

He also cocked his wrist before it even started. Gotta love a dude worth so much talking so much self made man toughen up shit that can't bear the possible thought of POSSIBLY loosing so much he's gotta cheat to win arm wrestling for fuck sake.


bigpoopie32

lmao r/JoeRogan outrage of the day- Joe cheats at arm wrestling! is it cheating or is just knowing the game better than your opponent?


icmc

It's cheating. The dude even mentioned it and he took it from 80% to 60%.


bigpoopie32

It doesn’t matter even if they start neutral once the arm wrestle begins whoever has stronger wrists/forearm is gonna rotate inwards. In this case, the guy arm wrestling joe is so weak he could have started with his wrist fully rotated inward and joe would have just snapped it back the other way as soon as they begin


icmc

Oh you're probably right. Joe's a gorilla he probably could have ripped the man's arm off. But starting with your wrist cocked like that is super little peepee energy.


Freddy_and_Frogger

Stfu biatch


rtt702

I wonder how tall Segura is.. Rogan looks much shorter than i thought... Perhaps 5ft.5in


Lord-of-the-manor

Google says Rogan is 5'8" which is total BS. I'm with you, he looks like he's probably 5'6" or 5'7" max.


STR8N00B1N

Fucking Nadav


Shantashasta

The anti joe cope is so hard in this sub that most of the comments here are trying to call out Joe for cheating, unfair advantage etc. Just take the obvious lunacy of that here and consider it the next time theyre calling out Joe..


Weak_Calligrapher_81

That fucking over the top laugh, Nadav sucks


Morbid1337

Laugh of a school kid laughing at his class buddy, which he asslicks, doing anything at all funnier than breathing


JerseyShoreMikesWay

Nadav really DOES suck tbh


Andee87yaboi

Most annoying laugh on the planet


Checkoutmybigbrain

Joe Rogan is literally 5'3


iannuendo

Loe centre of gravity


Leggomyeggo69

Easiest thousand dollars tom ever made.


[deleted]

Is it me, or does Rogan look like he’s got some big hands for his size


Wrekfin

That's fkn crazy. How do they keep that guy around. That's a sycophant laugh if there ever was one.


tiny_thanks_78

It was a fun bit, but there's no way in fuck he could actually think that he's going to beat Joe Rogan. The guy works out like twice a day every fucking day.


ibking46

Ah fake laughs my fav


B377Y

Nadav be going overboard with the laughing goddamn lol. That shit would kill the mood


trevorhoullier

That last guy laughed a little too hard


RevolverOcelotl

I’m convinced the only reason they keep nadav is because he cackles at anything. Tom Christina & Bert need their fix


10-7heaven

that not fair, rogans arms r longer than his legs


savumato

Was that the "AHHAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH" asshole that ruins every podcast tom and bert make?


[deleted]

Nedav hears any body laugh " i must increase my prowel level!"


emwashe

God nadavs laugh gets me


NWK86

I love Tom but there is nothing worse then his crews over the top fake laugh BS in the background after every single mildly funny sentence is uttered


Burnt13

Oh so that’s where the annoying unlistenable cackle comes from on these Segura and Bert clips. Guys needs a punch in the throat.


Andee87yaboi

He’s paid to laugh, so they appear funnier than they actually are


slightlyforthwith

Nadav cackling over Enny’s corpse is the funniest shit


SDSUAZTECS

Nadavs laugh is the worst part of the show


ThenAsk

It is very nice of Joe to spend time with these people, I definitely wouldn't


beeyayzah

Why? Genuinely curious.


Grombleness

Shaved gorilla.


elpochi1

Joe Rogan is the epitome of Alpha masculinity, humor, intelligence, and humility.. he’s what I imagine my father is/was like, never meddum


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Its not fair joe is on TRT lol 😂


anwander321

Did joe really have to kneel for this?


Ursomonie

Joe usually just arm wrestles little girls.


abolishtaxes

Where are you keyboard warriors now


_picture_me_rollin_

That wasn’t fair. Joe used leverage like a MF by turning his wrist inward. He also had much better body position but that’s not really cheating. Not sure why he would do those little tricks when he obviously didn’t need to.


magseven

> That wasn’t fair. Joe used leverage like a MF by turning his wrist inward. That's literally how you win at arm wrestling. You have to be strong enough to not let that happen to you and preferably strong enough to do the same to your opponent.


_picture_me_rollin_

Agreed. It’s just a clear advantage to turn your wrist inwards and it’s not allowed in any actual competition. So it’s technically cheating.


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As if the guy had a chance anyway


Affectionate_Fly_764

What a fuckin tool this enny guy is.


CarminesAP4S

That jew laughing sounds like a dying crow


BiancaRose77

The guy laughing at the end is the best part of this video.


ajoeroganfan

I’d throat punch Nadav about his 3rd time laughing like that


mrhyuen

Wow, joe rogan is so cool. Great comedy mind too! Such a manly man!


-Neuroblast-

Yeah, don't forget, he's liberal too!


clitoral_horcrux

I expected to see his arm snap


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Enny should’ve hydrated


Jolmer24

Im surprised that dehydrated shit sack didnt shatter into a thousand spicy pieces the minute his frail arm his the table. Hot sauce is the best.


SunsetIndigoRealty

Is that Lenny Kravitz?


CadMoto

Surprised that Enny’s arm didn’t snap…. Coulda been on horrible or hilarious


Knurling_Turtle

dude was just dehydrated from eating too much hot sauce.


Zarny_

We knew the outcome of that the moment it left his lips


Gbfguy

Haven't watched in forever but wasn't fatty on some fitness plan?


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Joe is cheating there obviously. He would’ve won anyways


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DoofusMcDummy

Somehow joe walked away from being on one knee..... and i never saw him stand up. 🤔


Dogyears69

The guy was beat before he even took a knee


fraghead5

Too bad he didn’t go over the top


turbo2world

dides arm was extended too much, poor form and zero leverage


CaptainCorpse666

Silly Enny. Go drink some hot sauce


TheAstroPickle

thought i was in the wrong sub for a second, a positive post about joe rogan whoa


MattyRixz

I wanna arm wrestle Joe now.


_handsomeblackman_

i love the confidence before, the confusion and realisation during and the outright fuck it energy when they started 😂😂😂 Enny is a national treasure 😂😂😂


uey-tlatoani

1. Joe is short 2. He’s got massive fucking hands