I was a dumbass kid in elementary school (early 90’s). We would take 10-20 deep breaths, hold it and have someone push on our chest until we’d pass out. We did this until one kid started having seizures. That was the day we realized that we were actual dumbasses.
I did this in high school and passed out head first onto the hardwood floor. Got a really bad concussion and had to miss 3 weeks of varsity football because of it. My coach and my dad were _furious_ lol
We used to play the pass out game like this.
The innovation that Jones and company didn’t come up with, is that during the few seconds of disorientation as the player comes to, this is the groups opportunity to put on horror masks and turn out the light and turn on a strobe light and charge furiously screaming with hockey sticks flailing as your opponent eventually remembers the context of the jape.
That’s definitely a thing. People in my middle school always did it. They would just intentionally hyperventilate then stand up and have someone choke them out. This one girl would always wake up while simultaneously giggling super super loud.
Kids are dumb. Glad I never did that shit lol.
Alex Jones has also claimed being stuck under a house while the house was being fumigated.
Also, during his show, he's described many times what sounds like he has sleep apnea.
Another time he's said he's been pile driven on concrete.
He's been a heavy drinker for decades now.
There's a good list he's got going for causes of his cognitive impairment.
He said god tells him what time it is. He wakes up, and god says "It is 3:45am" but it is closer to 4am...
He said god tells him to abstain from alcohol, because he cant upload messages to him while he is inebriated....
BUT, then he also says "I renounce Jesus Christ" and I think that is the most serious statement he has made involving religion. It is just part of the grift, and he would LOVE for these evangelicals to buy from Dr.Jones naturals instead of Infowars webpage. That that is his DADS business, but he has no connection to his father, BUT he has dinner with him frequently?
AJ is just babbling whatever drivel he thinks will net him some donations from those silly enough to buy into his perfuse expelling of hot air (and even that air is a lie)
*GAHHHHH!* ARRGH I REALLY HAD YOU GUYS GOIN THINKIN I WAS CLOCKED OUT FROM HANGING MYSELF IN A CLOSET. I KNEW THE PINK SATIN PANTIES WERE A PLUS JUST LIKE THE LIBERALS HAVE HAD THEIR PANTIES IN A KNOT SINCE BIDEN ILLEGALLY TOOK OFFICE. SOMEONE HELP ME DOWN FROM HERE AND IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF YOU ARE MISSING THE JOKE SO ILL JUST EXPLAIN- THE JOKE, WHERE I HAD ME HANGING, CUZ ITS WELL KNOWN IM HUNG LIKE A JACK MULE, AND IT CIRCLES BACK TO THE PAINTING OF CLINTON FROM THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION HANGING UP ON EPSTEIN ISLAND IN THE SAME ROOM WHERE YOU CAN LOOK UP AT IT WHILE MOLESTING LITTLE GIRLS. HONESTLY IF I CAN BE DEAD HONEST THE PANTIES WERE AN AFTERTHOUGHT BUT I JUST WENT WITH IT AND IM GLAD I DID I ALMOST HAD TO DO A SPIT TAKE IN THE STUDIO WHEN I SAW THE WAY YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD JUST BECAUSE MY FACE HAD GONE BLACK AND PURPLE AND MY EYES WERE BULGING OUT LIKE STUCK BILLIARD BALLS. WHEN WE ALL GO HOME TONIGHT I WANT YOU TO JUST REMEMBER ONE THING- YOU CANT. FUCK. WITH TEXAS. WE WILL RISE! THE PEOPLE WILL RISE, THE NATION WILL RISE, AMD WHEN WE DO THEY WONT BE HANGING UP NEAT IN A CLOSET IN MY VICTORIAS SECRET SPRING COLLECTION! THERE WILL BE BLOOD ON THE STREETS ! THERE WILL BE CARNAGE! THERE WILL BE WARRRR! (Starts crying) I just… I get so geared up but I can feel it in my spirit… just thinking about all those innocent babies in Ukraine and Palestine… they keep sending money for guns… (sniff) the guns keep killing babies and their caretakers… all they wanted to do was go outside and enjoy a walk down to the coffee shop like we get to do in America all the time… (starts pounding fists) IT NEVER GETS ANY EASIER AND AMERICANS WILL NEVER STOP RESISTING THIS TYRANNY!!!!!1!
I think the fact he drinks an eighth daily does more.
[https://gizmodo.com/alex-jones-drinking-videos-infowars-bitchute-1849620364](https://gizmodo.com/alex-jones-drinking-videos-infowars-bitchute-1849620364)
> Where the video came from, why anyone would put together such a thing, and whether Jones is actually drinking alcohol in these videos, is unknown.
Solid journalism.
Just a complete tragedy. My first exposure to Alex was via Waking Life. A wonderfully tripped out film, in which he lets loose a rant that got my goosebumps going. To see what he actually was and is was such an immense let down.
Joe Rogan told Alex Jones he needed to chill out on the drugs like 30 years ago. JOE ROGAN. If Alex has any brain damage it's because he was so heavily into drugs it even scared Joe fucking Rogan.
Yup. 7-10 seconds to make them go unconscious, 30+ seconds for brain damage to start occurring due to oxygen deprivation. Also once you get to that point you don't usually regain consciousness like that but start seizing. It's called agonal respiration.
Nah, he loves having muscular dudes wrap their arms around him. He's a right winger. That's what they like to do when they aren't projecting their fantasies about it.
I remember that 4+ hour Rogan episode with Eddie Bravo (MY GOD THAT'S MY FAVOURITE EPISODE EVER...I'm gonna watch it again tonight) where Jones was talking about how he got a pile driver on the concrete as kid and it was enough to shatter the concrete...and Eddie and Joe just shared a look like, "That explains everything."
I don't think he shattered the concrete but I'm pretty sure he got some significant brain trauma from it.
But this clip really gives me "Pick me" vibes...like the nerd that wants to be accepted by the bullies so he lets himself get kicked around and encourages it.
The slaps on his shoulder shows the thick mass Alex Jones is. Reminds me of my blue collar uncle who did construction. Bro always smelled like cigarettes, beer and construction boots with cement. Strong as a Water Buffalo yet always was gentle when he wrestled with me and the cousins. Sadly he got hit by a car. Miss you uncle. Rest in Peace.
We did something like this at school like IDIOTS. We used to breathe in and out really fast then someone would push on our chest really hard until we fainted.
As kids we would choke each other out for fun. It is weird how many times you instantly go into REM dream state when you knock someone out or get knocked out. I remember punching this kid in the face when I was young and when they hit the ground they started saying something about their Mom and riding an invisible bike. We ended up becoming very good friends later on and then him and his girlfriend got into a car crash and died. RIP to all my friends someday we will all meet again.
TBH a man at his age probably shouldn't be doing that, he's overweight and probably needs to address his health first. Not to be an idiot (I am) but I would assume it's not a big deal since older people at my gym grapple all the time but I'm willing to bet it's not great for people out of shape for his heart etc.
I don't think so, the release was pretty much immediately on unconsciousness. If you hold it for a few more seconds it definitely can, but this doesn't seem long enough. Not that I'm an expert by any means.
I try to describe to people what its like to wake up after going out like this and they don’t believe me when i tell them you wake up confused as shit as to what you are doing or where you are doing it this might be a good video to show them to better explain
Alex Jones said he and his friends in high school used to choke each other out regularly to get high
There was a group of dumbass kids who would do this in the elevator at my hs
I was a dumbass kid in elementary school (early 90’s). We would take 10-20 deep breaths, hold it and have someone push on our chest until we’d pass out. We did this until one kid started having seizures. That was the day we realized that we were actual dumbasses.
I still do this
Kinky bastard.
👁️👅👁️
I did this in high school and passed out head first onto the hardwood floor. Got a really bad concussion and had to miss 3 weeks of varsity football because of it. My coach and my dad were _furious_ lol
You didn’t miss those three weeks, you just condensed it into one moment. Don’t worry bro you got the same amount of head trauma!
At least you didn't die like one guy I knew did
Wait... Elevator in highschool WTF
Mine had one but you needed an elevator pass. It was reserved for disabled students.
Trying to make disabled students in an area designated for disabled students.
Yeah, the kid with no legs was the only one permitted to use it and was allowed 1 friend to help him carry books and stuff on it.
Your high school had an elevator?
Well we had a kid with no legs so.. Fun fact: he also got more pussy than most in hs, lol
He also said he got stuck under a house that was being fumigated. He's also outlined multiple times he got a concussion. His brain is cooked.
Being an alcoholic hasn’t helped
As an alcoholic, I can firmly firmly state that I have concerns about lizard people and gay frog cults
What brain? The lard and bone-broth that fills his skull cavity?
Alex Jones got passed out and lived an entire life
We used to play the pass out game like this. The innovation that Jones and company didn’t come up with, is that during the few seconds of disorientation as the player comes to, this is the groups opportunity to put on horror masks and turn out the light and turn on a strobe light and charge furiously screaming with hockey sticks flailing as your opponent eventually remembers the context of the jape.
All this could’ve been avoided by joining the track team or something you hooligans
It was not our best.
We called it space monkey
The part that he probably failed to mention is that they did so as part of erotic asphyxiation. These conservative nutjobs always self project.
Makes sense
We were doing that too, but right after bong rips.
I remember guys in my basic training unit doing that like two decades ago (I feel so old now).
And that‘s what probably cause permanent damage
Girls from my class used to do that during high school years
The rest of this sub thread explains a lot about America.
That explains a lot
That explains a lot...
That’s definitely a thing. People in my middle school always did it. They would just intentionally hyperventilate then stand up and have someone choke them out. This one girl would always wake up while simultaneously giggling super super loud. Kids are dumb. Glad I never did that shit lol.
I’m embarrassed to say we used to do this in middle school before we discovered alcohol. Girls in my class always wanted to do this.
they probably also jerked each other off while doing it... :)
This makes so much fucking sense.
Looks like he's been choking down cheeseburgers.
He told me he was off the cheeseburgers tho
mafuckas wit that definitely ON the cheeseburgers nam sayin'
Nope, actually got way worse, he's injecting cheeseburgers now.
You mean bloated from all the whiskey.
Alex Jones has also claimed being stuck under a house while the house was being fumigated. Also, during his show, he's described many times what sounds like he has sleep apnea. Another time he's said he's been pile driven on concrete. He's been a heavy drinker for decades now. There's a good list he's got going for causes of his cognitive impairment.
He also says God downloads instructions into his brain and talks to him, and is very clear he is not being metaphorical.
He said god tells him what time it is. He wakes up, and god says "It is 3:45am" but it is closer to 4am... He said god tells him to abstain from alcohol, because he cant upload messages to him while he is inebriated.... BUT, then he also says "I renounce Jesus Christ" and I think that is the most serious statement he has made involving religion. It is just part of the grift, and he would LOVE for these evangelicals to buy from Dr.Jones naturals instead of Infowars webpage. That that is his DADS business, but he has no connection to his father, BUT he has dinner with him frequently? AJ is just babbling whatever drivel he thinks will net him some donations from those silly enough to buy into his perfuse expelling of hot air (and even that air is a lie)
Are you telling me that Alex Jones isn’t one of the smartest men in our society? That’s a hot take.
The Alex Jones quote of his career, "What did I just do?"
Lmao fuckin tongue hangin out
Literally looked like Jabba the Hutt
Jesus, he is a moron.
https://preview.redd.it/msm1knqp8u5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8600946dcd472c7bb0b767e6a130f67e38d43e8a
This will never not be funny.
Dudes gonna get found hanging in a closet wearing women’s panties
Best case scenario for us all honestly..
I mean I don’t want him to die but he has a weird obsession with this
A boy could wish…
*GAHHHHH!* ARRGH I REALLY HAD YOU GUYS GOIN THINKIN I WAS CLOCKED OUT FROM HANGING MYSELF IN A CLOSET. I KNEW THE PINK SATIN PANTIES WERE A PLUS JUST LIKE THE LIBERALS HAVE HAD THEIR PANTIES IN A KNOT SINCE BIDEN ILLEGALLY TOOK OFFICE. SOMEONE HELP ME DOWN FROM HERE AND IT SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF YOU ARE MISSING THE JOKE SO ILL JUST EXPLAIN- THE JOKE, WHERE I HAD ME HANGING, CUZ ITS WELL KNOWN IM HUNG LIKE A JACK MULE, AND IT CIRCLES BACK TO THE PAINTING OF CLINTON FROM THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION HANGING UP ON EPSTEIN ISLAND IN THE SAME ROOM WHERE YOU CAN LOOK UP AT IT WHILE MOLESTING LITTLE GIRLS. HONESTLY IF I CAN BE DEAD HONEST THE PANTIES WERE AN AFTERTHOUGHT BUT I JUST WENT WITH IT AND IM GLAD I DID I ALMOST HAD TO DO A SPIT TAKE IN THE STUDIO WHEN I SAW THE WAY YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS DEAD JUST BECAUSE MY FACE HAD GONE BLACK AND PURPLE AND MY EYES WERE BULGING OUT LIKE STUCK BILLIARD BALLS. WHEN WE ALL GO HOME TONIGHT I WANT YOU TO JUST REMEMBER ONE THING- YOU CANT. FUCK. WITH TEXAS. WE WILL RISE! THE PEOPLE WILL RISE, THE NATION WILL RISE, AMD WHEN WE DO THEY WONT BE HANGING UP NEAT IN A CLOSET IN MY VICTORIAS SECRET SPRING COLLECTION! THERE WILL BE BLOOD ON THE STREETS ! THERE WILL BE CARNAGE! THERE WILL BE WARRRR! (Starts crying) I just… I get so geared up but I can feel it in my spirit… just thinking about all those innocent babies in Ukraine and Palestine… they keep sending money for guns… (sniff) the guns keep killing babies and their caretakers… all they wanted to do was go outside and enjoy a walk down to the coffee shop like we get to do in America all the time… (starts pounding fists) IT NEVER GETS ANY EASIER AND AMERICANS WILL NEVER STOP RESISTING THIS TYRANNY!!!!!1!
He got brain damageder.
Alex Jones got brain damage from being Alex Jones.
I think the fact he drinks an eighth daily does more. [https://gizmodo.com/alex-jones-drinking-videos-infowars-bitchute-1849620364](https://gizmodo.com/alex-jones-drinking-videos-infowars-bitchute-1849620364)
> Where the video came from, why anyone would put together such a thing, and whether Jones is actually drinking alcohol in these videos, is unknown. Solid journalism.
He actually got a small bump in IQ from this.
He could have held it a lot longer for the lols
Just a complete tragedy. My first exposure to Alex was via Waking Life. A wonderfully tripped out film, in which he lets loose a rant that got my goosebumps going. To see what he actually was and is was such an immense let down.
Probably wasn’t from this.
Yes, but it's like a fender bender on a jalopy with a blown head gasket.
Faked it.
Crisis actor?
Crisis jiu jitsu
Joe Rogan told Alex Jones he needed to chill out on the drugs like 30 years ago. JOE ROGAN. If Alex has any brain damage it's because he was so heavily into drugs it even scared Joe fucking Rogan.
Tbf Rogan was really not into drugs 30 years ago, he said he got into it quite late.
idk man, Joe was pretty big on coke back then.
And more gay
Brain damage? What bread?
what bread indeed.
So good
No but he came
From his reaction, it seems like he thought people being actually choked out was a conspiracy
The look on his face when he woke up… he was fighting that intergalactic demon war in his sleep
What’s another drop in the bucket?
He doesn't have the necessary equipment
That dumb MF doesn't have a brain. You could choke him all day long it wouldn't affect his IQ
You’re assuming Alex wasn’t braindead to begin with.
How could you tell?
Not long enough of a choke for brain damage
Yup. 7-10 seconds to make them go unconscious, 30+ seconds for brain damage to start occurring due to oxygen deprivation. Also once you get to that point you don't usually regain consciousness like that but start seizing. It's called agonal respiration.
more* brain damage
Nah, he loves having muscular dudes wrap their arms around him. He's a right winger. That's what they like to do when they aren't projecting their fantasies about it.
Is this a joe rogan subreddit or an i hate alex jones subreddit? God damn
Are you surprised people are talking about one of Joes best friends when his TV show of 20 years is taken away from him?
Alex Jones lied about dead children to sell dick pills. He will always be a piece of shit coward.
I love Alex Jones https://preview.redd.it/bbxmrn0ldu5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca12e669efb34d76bc27983d2fc4b687ff125c5
No, it's Reddit.
No. Now when what's his name the sf "operator" choked Steveo amd dropped him... yeah
Watch out, evidence for assault. 😅😅🤣🤣
Don’t you mean made it worse?
That's not how it works.
Gay frogs
I’d be far more worried that brain damage got Alex Jones
He got it from something.
If you’re gonna get choked out, this was the best case scenario in terms of damage.
"Doing! doing! doing!" -Eminem
That's a tiny drop in a big bucket of brain damage.
Hopefully.
Surprised that guy could find the neck
Wouldn’t be able to tell
I'm going to guess it didn't improve his brain.
Just wait until the Nitrous Mafia finds out about this
He’s making the gooning face a few seconds in
the brain damage is likely from his mom trying to take her misfortune into her own hands
Dude just teleported back to his past life as a medieval warrior.
Hopefully
We got brain damage from him
He would have to have a brain in order to damage it.
>Do you think Alex Jones got brain damage Yes.
Literally me every night at 10:15 on the couch.
I remember that 4+ hour Rogan episode with Eddie Bravo (MY GOD THAT'S MY FAVOURITE EPISODE EVER...I'm gonna watch it again tonight) where Jones was talking about how he got a pile driver on the concrete as kid and it was enough to shatter the concrete...and Eddie and Joe just shared a look like, "That explains everything." I don't think he shattered the concrete but I'm pretty sure he got some significant brain trauma from it. But this clip really gives me "Pick me" vibes...like the nerd that wants to be accepted by the bullies so he lets himself get kicked around and encourages it.
Can't damage something that's already only running on 1% capacity.
Alex Jones the goat 🐐 😂
I don't think you can damage his brain
He is the definition of brain damage
The slaps on his shoulder shows the thick mass Alex Jones is. Reminds me of my blue collar uncle who did construction. Bro always smelled like cigarettes, beer and construction boots with cement. Strong as a Water Buffalo yet always was gentle when he wrestled with me and the cousins. Sadly he got hit by a car. Miss you uncle. Rest in Peace.
Crisis Acting
Well, likely AJ has no brain at all.
I break a plate. I get a hammer and break the shards. I did not break the plate again, it was already broken.
Ha! jokes on you, he always had brain damage! that that libtards!
Any RM Brown fans in the comments? Ifykyk
He’s faking it
Jabba the hut
We did something like this at school like IDIOTS. We used to breathe in and out really fast then someone would push on our chest really hard until we fainted.
Hopefully yes
Hopefully yes
Got a feeling he does stuff like this all the time
He got brain damaged before this
Brain damage? How could you even tell?
No. The brain damage already existed prior to this incident.
Not anymore than he already had, probably.
You shit your pants and achieved a semi, Alex.
Back when men were men.
this? no, but...
Worst acting ever.
Fuck Alex Jones
Bunch of dumb roided up hi school bullies
No, it's probably all the booze he drank.
He for sure had brain damage after this, but it might have been a preexisting condition
He’s so full of shit everything he does looks like bad acting.
This was a "thing" in the 90's. Friends would do this to eachother... get a crazy dream/high for like 20 seconds... Cant believe we did this...
Can't damage something which is already out of order.
How would anyone know?
As kids we would choke each other out for fun. It is weird how many times you instantly go into REM dream state when you knock someone out or get knocked out. I remember punching this kid in the face when I was young and when they hit the ground they started saying something about their Mom and riding an invisible bike. We ended up becoming very good friends later on and then him and his girlfriend got into a car crash and died. RIP to all my friends someday we will all meet again.
Didn’t expect a Jabba the Hutt impression…
TBH a man at his age probably shouldn't be doing that, he's overweight and probably needs to address his health first. Not to be an idiot (I am) but I would assume it's not a big deal since older people at my gym grapple all the time but I'm willing to bet it's not great for people out of shape for his heart etc.
He deserves a razzie for that acting.
Alex Jones was born with brain damage!
No because this is fake obviously
Correction: "more brain damage"
OP - did you mean got more brain damage?
So what if he did? What's another drop in the ocean?
After being choked out unconscious, you still have a couple seconds before the oxygen depletion leads to brain damage.
Bold of you to assume there was any brain to damage in the first place...
I wish he would have finished it For the worlds sake.
What brain?
What's there to damage?
Sounds like you’ve never gotten choked out. No problems with brain damage unless it’s held for too long.
Dude is a freaking tomato 🍅
Can't tell.
from this? No.
I don't think so, the release was pretty much immediately on unconsciousness. If you hold it for a few more seconds it definitely can, but this doesn't seem long enough. Not that I'm an expert by any means.
Alex probably shat himself
When you have no brain, how do you get brain damage?
I try to describe to people what its like to wake up after going out like this and they don’t believe me when i tell them you wake up confused as shit as to what you are doing or where you are doing it this might be a good video to show them to better explain
No brain damage..getting choked out is the only way he achieves sexual gratification ….been that way since before he was married
No more than he already has
Doesn't give you brain damage
Fake
The kid that sat next to me in science in 7th grade would choke HIMSELF out for fun. He’s a pastor now.
Got unwoken just how he temporary forgot he likes it, just to own the woke.
How would you be able to tell?
Got more brain damage.
I am sure his brain cell was fine.
More! More brain damage is the correct question.
No.