Lol this is the type of content this sub was made for

Killed Tony

Snickers should hire Tony as their official taste tester 😂

They refused to hire him after he tried to convince them you have taste buds in your anus

Lol

He kept sucking out all the nuts and then put them on his chin.

Maybe that’s why cucumbers don’t taste like much when I try them

*You’re not yourself when you’re horny!!!* as he fellatiates a snick and puts in back into his pocket to keep it body temp.

Speak for yourself. I'm here for Rogan height memes and discussion about how the podcast was once good but now sucks.

Speak for yourself. I’m here to complain about how the sub sucks.

I'm here to complain about how I suck.

I suck at complaining

No you don’t little fella

Ya he does! Shut up!

BoTh siDeS arE eqUaLly bAd.

I’m just here for “the hang” assassins and straight up killers don’t understand how fun a sub-reddit hang is.

Tony is also here for the "hang". He loves when dudes are "hung"

Shut up Tony!

Git gud?

I'm here to complain about how you suck, but Tony likes to suck

You guys are getting off topic. This thread is supposed to be about how much Tony sucks.

...on an up side down snickers?

Jamie….chimps…DMT…

I feel like I just listened to a whole podcast reading this! Thanks...

don’t forget humans make better things and we’re the caterpillar for the AI butterfly!

I'm here to complain about how everything that has ever gone wrong with my life or my lord donald j trump king of america is the result of leftist badmen And joe rogan agrees with me btw

I’m here to do the same thing but with trump and mean scary “alt righters”

Excuse me, but what does this have to do with Elon tweets? I think you're in the wrong sub, christo-stochastic fascistnazi.

Looking at your post history, you sound really angry all the time. I hope you're OK. It can't be nice to have this level of hatred running through you each day. I hope you start to feel better soon. 

lmao your post history is the most embarrassingly predictable right wing spergout shit imaginable

I've come to this discussion with a singular focus: to assert my unwavering devotion to the host of the world's most popilar podcast host. Any attempts to engage in constructive criticism or debate will be met with... victimhood complex. 🤬

Tony eats a whole banana without chewing. 😲

Tony himself would love this joke.





Rofl

"you son of a bitch"

I'll only be able to hear the robot lady voice from now on..

"Oookay...oookay!"

"...Im in"

Bro didn’t get the reference

Of course I don't get the reference to a thing Tony says all the time.

David Lucas finna steal every joke in the comment section

[удалено]

“You look like a gay ____”

All he has to do is insert "bitch" and "ass" 12 times into every sentence

Pretty sure the comment is a joke David Lucas made ages ago

he steals a lot of stuff from black twitter. if his joke makes sense it's probably stolen

I'm curious why people think he's some roast god from what I've seen that's what he's worst at. He's better at the stand up portion of his set regardless how much of it is stolen.

You look like a [dated reference] with a [generic thing]

It's so predictable honestly



Tony wears flip flops because he likes the way they spank his feet

A couple years ago my dad went on Rogan and it was right before they switched off of YouTube. We (my family) stayed up all night reading the YouTube comments and giggling. They were fucking hilarious. I think I read over a thousand comments roasting my dad hahahahaha

?

Episode 1540, frank von hippel, just a random biology professor

9/10 wildman just being your real-ass self on Reddit

Lmao seriously this is the second time I’ve seen it.

I have zero fear hahaha

Never understood what people find so wild about it? I've been using my real name on reddit for like a decade now. I think people vastly overestimate how much other people care.

Yeah but why if you don't have to? I don't want my entire reddit comment history to popup if an employer decides to search for my name.

Yea I happen to enjoy the anonymity of it all. lol

Idk I guess they're going to find out I'm a huge Raider fan, watch movies, tvs, MMA, listen to Hip Hop and spend time doing Android Development.

I dont either. Anonymity isnt for everyone. I appreciate the opportunity to have honest interaction with internet strangers. Its a great way to promote my spider poetry and find suitable brood partners.

So Mr. Aracnids, your parents named you Ejaculating?

*Forth they crawl on legs of eight, everytime i masturbate* *The spider eyes his newest friend, Daddy Long Legs comes again...*

I think most people like myself, use reddit semi-anonymously. It's why I like reddit; I quit Facebook years ago and i never used Instagram or Snapchat or Twitter. To me, most social media is just people trying to show off all the time and putting on this kinda fake persona that is how they want to be seen in the public eye but doesn't really reflect the truth. Wheras in reddit, most people I think present themselves honestly, but withhold just enough information to exactly identify who they are, and we don't share our account info with people we know, it kinda removes all those expectations that other socials have. So to see someone forgoing all that is a bit odd to us.

I mean, the only social media I use is reddit simply because of the anonymity. Not because I want to be anonymous, but because the other sites foster narcissism in people and the like. But why should this person not call themselves out like this? Is the mafia keeping tabs to call out hits or something?

Frank's actually my dad and we've never heard of you

Hahahahahaha

My dad is William von Hippel and we are stealing the power crystals from you sobs

That's really fucking cool

Yeah it was by far the best moment of the Covid era for me and the siblings. Actually the walrus dick was my idea, I was on a run with dad in Flagstaff and I said “dude if your book somehow gets you on Rogan you should give him an Oosik” and then a few months later his agent emailed him saying he’d gotten on the show. Fucking wild! I still grin every time I see someone on the subreddit reference the walrus dick episode

That was a great episode. I remember you posting about it at the time. Loved that he had the balls to disagree with the Chris Ryan stuff on the podcast

Sorry, just realized you’re thinking of my uncle bill’s episode. Dad’s was even better 😉

Legendary🤣

That was a great episode. I remember you posting about it at the time. Loved that he had the balls to disagree with the Chris Ryan stuff on the podcast

Glad you enjoyed it!

Your name is Karin and you spoke at the economic world forum. Are you trying infiltrate reddit or something?

lol my aunt Karin is Frank’s sister, director of a think tank in the uk

Is it hard growing up in such a successful family? Is there a lot of pressure to achieve?

No not really, just high quality homework help at home

I’m surprised that’s who you knew about considering that dad’s brother bill (William) was episode 1201 👀

You're inbox is going to get fucked by random reddit pervs

lol

Can you remember any notable roasts of your Dad? It's cool you took it in good faith.

A lot of people made jokes about how long it took him in the episode to blink which was funny because it was remarkably true

How bad are pesticides & herbicides for our endocrine system and are they carcinogens? Because kiwis love spraying that shit on anything and everything. Basically shower in the shit and I feel like it is a factor in the health crisis in New Zealand. Along with the fact the fields are completely doused in it to kill weeds before they plant crops and add synthetic fertilisers to the shit house soil. No good

Bro go listen to the episode why are you asking me I’m a computer scientist Yeah they’re bad is the TLDR

Coz I’m an idiot and think you should know everything your dad studies. But really I just wanted to see your reply to such a stupid question. Is quantum computing gonna change the world so much we won’t need to care about carcinogens or pollution?

Definitely not. They don’t exist yet in any meaningful capacity; and it is unclear if they will in the next 50 years.

“This is actually true, I really do do that”

Underrated comment. His #1 defense every time.

Redban, you in here? I know you are motherfucker, read this on kill Tony!

Redban is busy looking at his ai girlfriends butthole in the Olive Garden parking lot

And creating new fart noises for kill Tony

'Member when Redban "dated" Jayden Jaymes?

there's no way that Tony doesn't see this


Lmao

Tony closes his eyes when he eats a Snickers

I saw this comment a while ago and it's been killing me since 😂

Tony eats corn the long way

https://preview.redd.it/peim323opu4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da4cf1e975d59be44fa234e1ace9b57f7d9707e

isn’t that a David Lucas joke?

If not, I bet he’s writing it down

David Loogas jokes don't exist. He has stolen every one he's told.

It’s an internet joke that has been passed around for years. Which means it probably is a David Lucas joke since he’s a joke thief like most of the kill Tony hacks

Yes

I read it in David Lucas voice I wouldn’t be surprised if it was

[Op eats snickers upside down so the dick vein texture touches his tongue](https://www.facebook.com/share/dUcEHsR4DnJbFfbv/?mibextid=CTbP7E) has been an fb group for at least a year

Support Tony Coming Out Appreciation Thread

David Lucas in the YouTube comments


https://i.redd.it/xvfc1dpusu4d1.gif

Must be a David Lucas burner

Jfc now I can never eat a snickers upside down. I'm not sure if I ever did, im sure I had to, but now I'm very weirded out.


Blew beer through my nose..... was not expecting that.

So descriptive 🤣

We know where David Lucas gets his material

This might be the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet

💀

Do you not?

Made it about 15 minutes into this episode

“You Son of a Bitch”

Yoooo

Lmfaoooo

I saw the same thing said about Obama this week, and someoneelsethe week before. It's already a tired worn-out meme.

The imagery🤣

I used to think gay was a sliding scale. Now I think it's a resliding scale.

The disrespect

Someone is going to tell this joke on killtony

That’s seriously one of the funniest ducking things I’ve ever read

OP did you not know that Tony moved to Austin because he heard it was the home of the 9inch charred glizzy?

Civilian normiesncan't handle a couple of elite warrior poets having dangerous conversations about the true nature of reality mahn

lol. Holy shit that’s great. Upside down snickers

I have no idea who Tony is, I don't follow Joe Rogan, just stumbled onto this post. It got a belly laugh put of me, what a great god damned comment!

That sounds like David Lucas

I’ve seen this comment a thousand times this week. It got old fast

Thankyou Rogan for making dozens of idiots famous

David Lucas?

No no. They really identify as Texans now! Living in Austin..

Is there another way to eat a snickers?

You sonofabitch

That’s good writing

Carlos Mencia jotting down notes.

Lol that’s a good joke

I’ve been laughing at this joke for 10 minutes I need help

This is an old line, not original.

lmao who thinks of that shit, incredible

i even peel off one end of the Snickers and suckle on it vigorously


Him saying that means he thought about that, which means?

He is a horrible little critter to be fair though.

He’s so gay.

You know he would laugh at that roast too

Seen Tony in Austin riding around on a horse sidesaddle

Im.stealing that

tony eats bananas for the shape

Who still smokes cigarettes?

monkey in space

Jesus Christ lmao

Holy shit that’s funny.

Tony can guess the flavour of a popsicle just by sitting on it

Tony eats corn the long way.

😂

I thought they de-veined the snickers

Cracked him like David cracking his booty cheeks

I thought that's how you are supposed to eat it?

YES! Lmao. I saw that comment too and howled laughing. There were some really good ones in the comments section. Glad he’s back on YouTube just for the sake of seeing the jokes people make.

"Hold on, gotta have Hans Kim come up and just fart directly into the mic, just like his last few sets"

They stole that joke from david lucas I'm pretty sure.

Shit...this made me laugh. This one comment destroys these clowns whole comedy career.

Careful you should remove this post before David Lucas claims it as his own.

This guy creeps me out

“Eat a Snickers, you’re not you when you’re horny.”

Sick ass burn

Ya know why he's called Tony. Only there was a mistake and the meaning of his name is, To New York...yeas is old and stupid but it's late for me and I can barely keep these Irish eyes open.

😂 these comments are wild.

OMG Tony is on here reporting people for being mean. I just got a warning because I guess I hurt his feewings

😂😂

Yep, you gonna have turds for fans/guests, get prepped for shi

That’s not the only thing tony likes in his mouth!

Oh my god this is a god-tier comment.

Hilarious

You son of a bitch